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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

Good in Goodbye:

Starting Over All Outfits:

Unknown Petrova All Outfits:

Niehabella Petrova All Outfits:

Someday When I Stop Loving You:

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Bella's Tattoo:

Loyalty Over Love All Outfits:

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My Mother Taught Me…

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Don't you just hate stereotypes? The bold ones relate to me! Bold the ones that fit you:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.


I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part maybe a bit true...)

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.

I like DANCING, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever.

I act freaking CRAZY so I must be craving attention.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Stereotypes suck!

30 reasons why girls are the best:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. It took the vilest, most evil creature in the universe to convince Eve to eat the apple but it only took a woman to convince Adam.

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Truth Beyond Legend by AidansQueen reviews
Sometimes the truth is far more interesting.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 188,192 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
A Golden Heart (Untarnished) by Stella Marshal reviews
There are many paths one many choose in life. Some lead to pain. But others lead to joy. AKA Five Husbands that would have made Cersei Lannister a Happy Woman and One were She made Herself happy.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Cersei L., Mace T., Oberyn M., Rhaegar T. - Complete
The Seasons of Love by Marina Ka-Fai reviews
Henry had loved every wife he had taken. They were all an illustration of a season of his own life.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2013 - King Henry VIII - Complete
The Pitfalls of Service by carriebess reviews
The destiny of a servant girl in the Vatican is inextricably linked with that of her mistress, Lucrezia Borgia. The daughter of a poor Roman family, Betta becomes Lucrezia's confidant and friend and through their life together she develops into a person willing to do anything to protect the family that she loves.
Borgias - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,544 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Cesare B., Lucrezia B., Micheletto C., OC
a song of death by neah nightray reviews
The many times Elena and Elijah have sex through canon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Elijah, Elena G.] - Complete
The loss of a wonderful Person by Shadow wolf fang reviews
A tribute to The Quxxn who said her final goodbye to soon.
Sims - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Complete
The Dance We Must Do by WhenThePawn84 reviews
AU-Historically, Jane's younger sister, Elizabeth, was married to Cromwell's son, Gregory. But, what if the Master Secretary decided to claim Elizabeth Seymour for himself? Would things have ended any differently?
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 225,853 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Thomas Cromwell
Only For You by melanoradrood reviews
After saying good bye to Tyler in 4x14, Caroline realizes how alone she is, and goes to the only other person that understands her, Klaus Mikaelson. She has so much to finally tell him, and so much to ask. But first, they have to give in. NOT JUST SEX. Four Parts, Klaroline, Complete. 4x14 spoilers. Mature. Enjoy.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Love Stories for Dead People by Agnes Cornel reviews
Elena turns to Klaus for help after Jeremy's kidnapped. Klena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Klaus, Elena G. - Complete
Where I Stood by mystripedskirt reviews
She buttons her white oxford all the way to the top, just to prove to the harsh world that she is still a Waldorf, that she will survive. CaB, DS; re-post
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Blair, Carter - Complete
She Lied About Death by snappleducated reviews
Concerning the marriage of one Lucrezia Borgia to Alfonso of Naples, from start to finish. — Lucrezia, Alfonso, Cesare
Borgias - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Lucrezia B. - Complete
I Give You My Word by Bea's Beso reviews
Eric and Bella are Godric's progeny. Both loyal and completely devoted to him. "Take care of her. She may be strong and stubborn but inside she's still the lost little girl I found years ago." I nodded my head without any hesitance,"I give you my word."
Crossover - Twilight & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Eric N.
Cruel Intentions by menonae reviews
This moment is not at all romantic. They're in a dark corner, stealing time. It's time that should belong to battle and death, but instead Luke has stolen it and her and maybe he's cast a spell on her, because she can't move. Luke x Annabeth. Dubcon warning.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Luke C.
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Loyalty Over Love reviews
What if Elijah had loved a different Petrova, what if instead of Katherine he loved her sister Isabella? What if Isabella had loved him as well, but what would happen if she put her family first. What happens when 500 years later she still puts her sister above all else, what happens when she and Elijah meet again, will things go differently this time? AU Twilight, Season 2 and 3
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,199 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Bella, Elijah
Someday When I Stop Loving You reviews
After Edward left Bella gets over it and starts dating Jacob a few months later, her sophomore year of college he imprints on her friend Kristy. Since Bella and Jacob are engaged he tries to fight it but Bella lets him go and moves away, now Bella's back in town for her dad's wedding to Sue with a certain original as her date.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bella, Klaus
The Original Wife reviews
Isabella was dying at 22 when Mikael found her and turned her stating she was part of a prophecy, what happens when he calls her to Mystic Falls? What if Mikael wasn't so dead and helping Esther? When Bella gets sent back to when the original family was still human what will happen? AU/ Season 3
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Bella, Finn M.
Niehabella Petrova reviews
Niehabella Petrova has gone by many different names throughout her very, very long undead life. She always thought Finn would find her after she left but little did she know he'd been daggered for the last 9 centuries.When Mikael tells her what happened she goes to Mystic Falls with him to get Finn back. Witches, doppelgängers, hybrids, oh my...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,080 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Bella, Finn M. - Complete
Unknown Petrova reviews
Isabella Petrova also known as Bella Swan was Tatia Petrova's younger sister. After Tatia died Isabella ran away with her lover Kol who changed her into a vampire. They fled back to the old world with Finn and Sage. After Klaus daggers Finn they go on the run.But after 800 years Klaus found them and daggered Kol. Now undaggered and in Mystic Falls will the two get thier forever?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Bella, Kol M. - Complete
Good in Goodbye reviews
Anyway I'm reposting this because it needed to be 'fixed', apperently you can't put lyrics in your stories... So Edward sees Bella ten years after he left with a family and this is his reaction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starting Over reviews
Isabelle is Damon and Stefan's sister. Her father hosts a ball to find Isabelle a suitor. Klaus having heard of Katherine being in Mystic Falls comes to investigate. They meet at Isabelle's ball and marry soon after. Klaus leaves her though. When Edward leaves Isabelle decides to return home to Mystic Falls and her brothers. And Klaus will do anything to get her back...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Bella, Klaus - Complete