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Joined 02-27-03, id: 349233
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Hogan's Heroes, and Inkheart.
This little rat has been nibbling the internet for some time - mostly nitpicking Buffy The Vampire Episodes, though. Then it got hooked on Harry Potter fanfic and spent a lot of time reviewing said fics instead of studying for university ... Currently, it's into Hogan's Heroes and trying its hands (well, paws, more likely) at writing for this realm.

Another fanfic of mine, "Diary of an Irascible Willow", is achieved on the Sugarquill:
http://www.sugarquill.net/read.php?storyid=1573&chapno=1
This little one-shot won a shared first place in the "Forbidden Forest Exploration" contest.

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Inkheart: The Movie reviews
Save ten bucks for a ticket to the cinema by reading this quick, comprehensive summary! Enjoy.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
Hold on to That Thought reviews
Legilimency is not mindreading.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Tales from the Crackerbox reviews
In response to the AWOL Challenge, this is what Newkirk did during “The Crittendon Plan“... Have fun, anyone who likes an extra helping of cooler conversations, pink geraniums, and frauleins with no clothes on.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004
Free for the Asking reviews
The cook and the thief... here's how two of our Heroes, not to forget good old Schultzie, first met. In response to the Word Game Challenge. Complete!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Complete
Cuckoo's Eggs reviews
COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R! When it becomes apparent to Allied High Command that Hogan is no longer working for their side, Crittendon is sent to investigate (complete with swagger stick and Secret Weapon). In response to the Hochstetter's Heroes Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,285 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Complete
Boys' Night Out reviews
COMPLETE! With a little help from Newkirk, Carter discovers the horrors of living at Stalag 13... schnapps, women, and song. (In response to the My Very First Mission Challenge.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
Mission: Improbable reviews
COMPLETE! Hogan and the Heroes discover the biggest threat to their operation... English food. (In response to the Switcharoo Challenge.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Buffy Season 7 Breadbox Edition reviews
FINALLY UPDATED AND COMPLETE! Buffy Season 7 in a nutshell ... now with an extra helping of Evil(s), pep talks, and Spike shirtless.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Serpent's Child reviews
FINISHED. On All Hallow's Eve 1942, the past meets the future and gives it a few helpful hints. The making of a Dark Lord. For everyone who doesn't consider "evil" to be sufficient characterisation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Voldemort
ST10: Nemesis Breadbox Edition reviews
Or should that be ST10: Attack of the Clones? Anyway, here's the latest Star Trek Movie in a nutshell. Enjoy! FINISHED.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Data, D. Troi
Buffy Season 6 Breadbox Edition reviews
FINISHED. Want to watch Buffy but don't have the time? Here's season 6 in a nutshell - now with an extra helping of humour. Enjoy!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
By Any Other Name reviews
FINISHED. Four bored Gryffindors spend their afternoon giving each other nicknames. Who in their right minds would call themselves Wormtail, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Interviews reviews
SEQUEL TO "THE AD". FINISHED. Dumbledore is interviewing the latest candidates for the DADA job - most of which would make Lockhart look good!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D.
The Ad reviews
He’s hired Quirrell. He’s hired Lockhart. He’s hired Lupin and Mad-Eye Moody aka Barty Crouch. Now Dumbledore is not afraid of what the future might bring anymore, but he still needs a DADA teacher. Time to take desperate measures ... Fluff. FINISHE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Albus D.