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You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Lupin
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Rupert Grint is HOTTER (MUCH HOTTER)
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I know that Ron and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple (BEYOND TRUE)
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory and Harry Potter totally kicks Twilights butt.

Lil bit bout me I worship Harry Potter and twilight can-... i'm not going to go on or my mom will kill me. I also love ASOUE by Lemony Snicket (duh) so much i'm making my neighbor/bestie read them she's had them since before final exams and is only on the 3rd one *sigh*. I also made her read all the hunger games (we saw the movie together afterwords). my parent are citified divers and i am now. I have one older brother (who is friggen awesome!!)BTW he just took the computer and typed that. I have been yachting with my family and my aunts boyfriend. I am 12 years old and I have an american girl doll. oh yeah BTW i love Nutela!!! i suck at grammer and i do no have a phone i am a Hufflepuff and proud of it the first time a flew i was 3 mounth old i was born in France and i love chocolate.

wasn't that a lovely run on sentence?!

team Lupin!!

getting cirtified to scuba dive SSI style *Fist pump*

"One Ring to rule them all,
"One Ring to find them"

"One ring to bring them all

And in the darkness bind them"

to all the nerds live long and prosper

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi, Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire) Miss.SunnyBaudelaire (Duncan Quagmire, Aang in Season 3, Ron Weasley, Jerome Clarke, Percy Jackson, Grover Underwood, Leo Valdez, Beast Boy, Peter Pan) Zoe Snow (Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire, Neville Longbottom Scorpius Malfoy)

Suggested books:

K so i'm a book nerd the only time i get in troble during school is for reading during class :)

Harry potter

A Series of Unfortunate Events (ASOUE)



Lord of the rings

Shadow Hills

Lipstick laws I hated this book but read it to make fun of it!!!

More about me

Siblings: 14 year old brother
Eye Color: Dark brown... i think*looks in mirror* yeah dark brown
Shoe Size: 9-9.5
Height: 5 feet!! i think
Country Born: France suck it Americans even though i am half american and live in america
Where Do You Live: Hogwarts!

Righty Or Lefty: Righty
Any Pets: a cat lily and a fish we have had him for almost a year and are still arguing over his name
Who are your best friends: My best friends :)

Favorite kind of pants: sweats, shorts.

Favorite Number: 3,7,21 strange... no?
Boys Name: James
Girls Name: Zoe or Lily or Lunna

Animal: The Incredibly Deadly Viper!! and Croockshanks

Drink: hot tea or Coca-Cola, depending on the time of day
Sport: i am not athletic but i'm good at wake-bording and i play beater on the Holyhead Harpies

FastFood Place: i don't like fast food
Month: ??
Band: Owl city or Avril Lavigne

Movie: HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!
Perfume: i don't like purfume
Cologne: I'm pretty darn sure I'm a girl.
Favourite cartoon character: Avitar the last airbender & road runner and coyote

Bungee Jumped: if i get the chance i would

Made yourself throw-up: Eww, no.

Gone skinny dipping: HECK, NO!
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: well, yeah
Broken a bone: right tibbia bone when i was six

Played truth or dare: Yeah, pretty fun game.

Been in a physical fight: Maybe... i won

Been in a police car: No.
Come close to dying: what kind of question is that??
Been in a hot tub: Yes. on top of a giant yacht called the Axioma look it up if you don'd belive me
Fallen asleep in school: Once.
Ran away: No. I'm too scared. :P

Broken someone's heart: Nope
Cried when someone died: yes my first cat dose that count??
Cried in school: when i was young
Fell off your chair: I've been falling off my chair a lot recently. :P
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: No that's a waste of time
Saved MSN conversations: what the crap is msn

Saved e-mails:2
Done something you regret?: I do something I later regret everyday.
Your good luck charm: my Malta necklace

Best song you ever heard: Fireflies-Owl City or Anything but ordanary - Avril Lavigne

Stupidest thing you have ever done: I do really stupid things everyday.
What's your room like: filled with harry potter posters
Last thing you said: yeah?
What is beside you: an empty chair

What shampoo do you use: What?!!?!?!!??!? herbal esssenses

Something awesome that has happened to you this year: I went yachting in belize

Worst thing that has happened to you this year: I don't know

Chicken pox: No.
Sore Throat: Regular or Strep? Had them both.
Broken nose: Nope.
Tonsils removed: No.

Ice cream in the morning: No my mom would kill me
To give the heimlich: Know how, but never gave.
Eat a live hamster for 1,000,000: Ewwwww, no!!! What kind of question is that
Go to a Manson concert if you had a free ticket:No, whats a Manson?
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with: The kind of people with a boat with them that could take me home.
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them what would it be: that i was a wizard

Do you admire anyone?: J.K. Rowling Lemony Snicket

Who is the last person that called you: my dad

Who was the last person you slow danced with: Never slow danced with anyone.
What makes you laugh the most: when my cat dose some thing stupid or when i'm hanging out with my besties
What makes you smile: Whatever makes me laugh.
What are you listening to right now: The computer. And my french grandparents down stairs.

What makes you happy: Books
What did you do yesterday: read and ate pinnapple

Got any awards: Just the stupid ones from school. And a meddle from the future cite competion
What car do you wish to have: i don't know i'm 12
Do you want to get married: One day...
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: to be even more exentric than i already am

Good driver: never tried
Good dancer: You tell me.
Good Singer: Oh, wow, no.
Have a lava lamp: my brother has one
How many remote controls are in your house: I don't know, 5-ish

What do you dream about: going to hogwarts Don't laugh

Last time you showered: Last night.
The last movie you saw at the theatres: Avengers it was freaken awsome

Scary or happy movies: both

Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate vanilla is boring
Skiing or Boarding: I will do both in water not snow
Summer or winter: Winter

Silver or Gold: Silver

Diamond or pearl: diamond.
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset
Orange juice or apple juice: Apple
Cats or dogs: Cats ... dogs slober
Coffee or tea: Tea, please.

Phone or in person: i don't have a phone so in person

Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Youngest
Indoor or Outdoor: depends on the time of day and year
Sung in the shower?: maybe

Spit in someone's drink?: No!
Dumped someone?: Nope
Opened your Christmas presents early?: Why would I do that?

Peed outside?: Indoor plumbing wasn't made for nothing.
Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: What are "The Goonies"?
Had more than five REAL bf/gf?: no

Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: no thats a waste of time
Ran through the sprinklers naked?: Never have, never will and never will I ever want to.
Ate food that fell on the floor?: M&Ms that have been under the couch for 2 months are still good!!

Went outside naked?: Ewy!!

Made out with your best friends bf/gf?: No
Been on stage?: Sure.

Made someone cry?: It wasn't my fault!
Been in a parade?: No.
Been in a school play?: Nope.
Drank beer?: no
Gotten detention?: break detention stupid Brunson
Been on a plane?: Yes i fly alot

Been on a cruise?: No. but a have been on a yacht
Broken into a house?: No.
Gotten a tattoo?: No, but I've gotten fake ones from parties
Gotten piercings?: Just the ones in my ears.
Cried so hard you threw up?: No grosss
Gotten into a shouting match?: Yes...with my brother...just in case you were wondering...i won :)

Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: Yes, it was quite fun. :)
Laughed so hard it hurt?: That's the best kind! And yes.
Tripped on your own feet?: I trip on my own feet when I'm standing still...not exaggerating...
Cried yourself to sleep?: no i prefer to laugh my self to sleep
Cried in public?: at school

Thrown up in public?: once
Lied to your parents?: Yes I have...
Skipped class?: No, I have not.
Do you like filling these out: It is quite fun. :)
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: glasses!!
Do you like yourself: yes

Do you get along with your family: all the time
Have piercings below the waist: Uh, no.
Stolen anything over 30: I beg your pardon?
Obsessive: I can get quite obsessive over some things *cough* harry potter *cough*
Compulsive: uh * Googles what compulsive means* i don't think so
Want to have children?: One day after marrige...

Like mornings?: yes i would say i'm a morrning person
Enjoy seafood?: yes i love seafod

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"An-nex [e-NEKS] vt add,append," Stupid dictionary

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning trying to find my mom

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My brother

9. What are you wearing?,

1) An orange tank top

2)blue pants

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah. I was in Dumbledore's office and Hagrid came in with tea and rock cakes. pretty random.

11. When did you last laugh?

Today. I weadgied my brother

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Window, Harry Potter posters, doors

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I see lots of weird things.

14. What do you think of this quiz?


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A yacht

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i love chocolate?!?!?!?!!?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

Stupid people. Wait, I take it back smart people wouldn't have anyone to make fun of!

19. A quote that you love/live by:

"right little ray of sunshine aren't you" Said Ron "you and professor Trelawny should get together some time"

20. George Bush:

I really do not give a crap about politics. im sorry. i just dont.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Luna or Lily

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yeah in like France or London or Malta

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

harry potter rocks !!!!!!!!

25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Gotta pee

26. sorry for lack of question i didn't like it

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

floor!!! i win!

28. Favorite planet?


29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

i don't have a phone

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

i don't have a phone

31. What shirt are you wearing?

We went through this already.

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

I'm wearing...skin

33. Bright or Dark Room?

My room? It's bright. the window is open

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?


35. What were you doing at midnight last night?


36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

for the last time!! I don't have a phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

37. Where is your mailbox?

Where it should be. In front of my house...at the end of my driveway...

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

Harry potter

39. Who told you he/she loved you last?

My mom

40. Last furry thing you touched?

my cat

41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?


42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?


43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?

i don't know

44. Favorite age you have been so far?


45. Your worst enemy?

Darien she is mean

46. What is your current desktop picture?

the marauders

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?


48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

I'll take the third choice, BOTH!

49. Do you like someone?


50. The last song you listened to?

Call me mabey

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

No but i would push them out of the way

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?




54. Harry Potter or Twilight

Harry potter twilight blows

I apologize for all the copy and paste crap I just peed my pants reading this stuff!!

92% of teenagers would die if abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. C&P this onto your profile if you'd be one of the 8% laughing their butts off at this

98% of teenagers would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus about to jump of the Empire State Building. If you'd engine of the 2% shouting "JUMP!!!" C&p this onto your profile.

95% of girls would comfort their girlfriends over boy problems. The 5% of true friends would suggest the hunters of Artemis.


FRIENDS:Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDSWill call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS:Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbo?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDSKidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS:Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDSWill laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDSWill dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDSTakes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDSWill help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS:Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDSWould be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDSHelps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDSCall your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDSHas you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDSCould write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDSWill kill the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDSWalk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDSAlready know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS Are for life.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb (A.K.A they walk towards the mysterious noise), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think fantasy is better than reality, copy and past this into your profile


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADHD but my doctor thinks i have SAS as in short attention span)

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

We are the people our parents warned us about.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

If Goddess had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more...

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the backspace key is one of the best inventions ever.

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time someone calls you weird/crazy/insane you just laugh and ask them when they first noticed.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are constantly using big words or making up your own.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Am I smart, am I pretty, am I still slightly crazy…..? These are the questions I ponder.)

If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile. (Who doesn't?)

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.

If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z, the only letter missing is'I', because I'm me and I don't like to fit in.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

99% of students look around when the teacher asks a question to see it they should raise their hands too. If you are the 1% who says bleep that and does what they think is right, copy this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/MP3 or Ipod. The weird teens, a.k.a. us, get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction or books. If you're a weird teen or kid copy and paste this onto your profile!

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments."

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. (Actually, I'd be the one exclaiming, "Finally! I told them they could crack it!")

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction.Net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

'Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today'

'Don't believe everything you think'

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

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Teaching Assistant by ArouraStar reviews
AU All human. The characters are at college. Magnus is getting ready for another two hours of boredom when certain blue eyed, black haired boy comes in the room in place of his teacher. He instantly decides that he needs to get to know this "Alec" guy better, the only problem is he's never seen him before & doesn't know how to find him again once class is over. Malec & Heronstairs
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 273,206 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B.
Final Chance by MajesticStallion reviews
Alec is in love with his best friend Jace, who doesn't know he's gay. It's their last year of high school, and Alec's final chance to tell Jace how he feels. But when the new sparkly and fabulous student named Magnus Bane comes along, things get complicated. How will Alec's senior year turn out? ALL HUMAN/AU. Rated T for mild language and suggestive themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 221,244 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Christmas Countdown by AfterEverAfter reviews
A story for everyday until Christmas. Malec Fluff! (Now extended to a Winter Fic)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,268 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
James and His Pickup Lines by just.a.blue.jay reviews
We all know the story of Lily Evans and James Potter. She hated him, and he loved her. Watch her anger, and love for him grow through the years. Watch him win her heart. With bad pick-up lines.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 18,832 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 12/8/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Mud Puddles and Soaked Angels by nerdistry101 reviews
Castiel was already having a crappy day, but the universe wanted to humiliate him even more when he is drenched by a passing car. Who comes to his rescue? Could a pair of beautiful green eyes make an ice cold Castiel melt? Rated M for language and possible later chapters! Destiel AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,858 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
City of High School by hufflepuffamity reviews
Another all human story. Sue me. Clary Fray is a junior and in advanced classes, and some of her classes are with Jace Lightwood, her best friend's brother. But there's more to Clary's past then meets the eye. Will Jace help her cope with her horrible past? Or will the past repeat itself? Rated T but there's some mature and serious themes. Some Malec and Sizzy. Lots of Clace. :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,802 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Valentine M. - Complete
The Week by Ruffle14 reviews
Once a year to uphold respect and fend of bullies Clary Fray makes herself popular in the course of one week, before retiring back to her usual self. What happens when a certain Jace Lightwood meets Clary for the first time in her popular week? Can he bring out this confident girl again? My story is much better then the summery so read it! All Human. Rated T to be safe. :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,605 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., Isabelle L.
Who You Are by NothingbutGlitz reviews
AU Malec fic. Finding yourself in a world that is designed to make you blend in can sometimes appear to be an impossible task; but maybe, just maybe, with a little help from the people who matter, you can fight through all the insanity and find out who you really are.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,575 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Mortal Embarrassment and Other Flirting Techniques by mysteryssister reviews
Magnus is at the top of the social ladder, and Alec is the anti-social new kid. Drama ensues, always helped along by Ragnor, Jace, and Isabelle. Plus there's a little issue with Hodge and his serious psychosis. High school AU, human. COMPLETE! Thanks for all the love. GOD, this is really not a portrayal of a healthy relationship. Yay for gays though. The epilogue is fun, read that.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,723 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Isadora Diaries by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
AU Isadora has been procrastinating on a certain diary project given to her by her therapist. As she goes through with it, she realizes how helpful it was to keep her sanity throughout her frustrating life and all the awkward moments she goes through with a certain Baudelaire based character. CHAPTER 60 IS UP.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 174,636 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Klaus B., Isadora Q.] Quigley Q., Duncan Q. - Complete
More Than Just Puppy Love by alittlebitdifferent394 reviews
When Sirius discovers that his best friend Remus self-harms, he tries his best to help him recover. As they grow closer and closer, they must learn how to deal with their increasingly strong feelings for each other. Trigger warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hiding In Plain Sight by Alexandra-bookaholic reviews
Alec Lightwood moves to Mooncross bay with his recently divorced mother and overly eager sister Izzy. He is reluctant to try and fit in since he has always felt like the outsider, but maybe a new town with new people (including a certain gorgeous someone) could let him in. Malec fic, all human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 128,032 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Supermarket Adventures by name here please reviews
Stiles gets Derek into a bit of trouble. . .and Derek can't help but find it adorable. Inspired by this adorable fanart picture that has magically disappeared from my phone.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] - Complete
Wrong But Right by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
They met at a different place. A different time. In a slightly different world. But their love is the same...Everlasting and true. Basicly same caracters but different plot. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 118,284 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Entering The Unknown by Forever Siriusly Sirius reviews
"You're scared." "I'm not scared!" "Prove it." My cheeks flushed. I raised my chin proudly, grabbed his tie and pulled his lips down to meet mine. "I am not scared, nor do I have commitment issues." He smirked and wrapped his arm around my waist and kissed me again. Permanent Hiatus for reasons explained on my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,779 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - [Sirius B., OC] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
30 Days of Christmas - A Destiel December by MadWithMusic reviews
Sam, Dean, Cas, Kevin, Charlie, and Crowley who's in the dungeon, are staying in the bunker for all of December and partying it out. I'm going to try to post one chapter per day of December. Full of fluff, bromance, and humor. Cas is still an angel here. Metatron never got involved.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,781 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Charlie B. - Complete
Love To by emy-twilight09 reviews
Clary knows she's a shadowhunter, but she doesn't want to be one. This shocks the new kids of her supernatural high school Jace, Isabelle, and Alec. She however likes to be not ordinary. She doesn't like violence, or her father and brother, but these three things go hand in hand and love to hang around Clary. Clace, Malec, and Sizzy;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,619 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Malec - a collection of missing moments by addict-writer reviews
There's not enough Malec in the books. Here you can find missing moments that needed to be told. Rated M just to be safe (for future chapters)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,793 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Old Cars by Lahtraya Obsidian Moon reviews
A Destiel love story : Castiel's car dies at the worst time... on the way to a job interview but it isn't all bad, at least he meets a sexy mechanic because of his old car. Rated M for the slash that will be in later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 50,950 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Best Mate's Sister by just.a.blue.jay reviews
Sirius, James, and Lily have been best friends since first year. Now they are in their fifth year, and Lily and Sirius have a bit of news for James. They are going to be step-siblings. How will they adjust to this new situation? Will any other relationships change? Only time will tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,616 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Days to Come by bugsbestieroach reviews
It is the day after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny, along with the rest of the Wizarding World must come to terms with the tragedy of Voldemort's reign, and take the first few steps towards the rest of the lives. Canon - Post Hogwarts - Rated T - Harry/Ginny , Ron/Hermione - Updated every other Tuesday
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,214 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
First Year by zookie33 reviews
Their First Year at Hogwarts is tricky- filled with rivalry, new friends and unexpected turns. The Next Generation takes Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
5 Ways To React When You Get Your OWL Results by ohlookamockingjay reviews
Today, we'll be getting our O.W.L.s results. O.W.L.s are basically exams we had to take in our 5th year. I think it's a waste of time. Or "the reason some of the most slack and care-free people you knew freaked out and wet their pants." According to my friend Remus, or Moony. Best to have someone sane with you. Read & Review! :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Neville & Luna Yule Ball Diaries by sandypenguin6 reviews
Neville and Luna want their Yule Ball experience to be something the will never forget...but things don't always go as planned... Reviews feed my soul!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - [Luna L., Neville L.] - Complete
Life of Lily by Sweets5236 reviews
Lily Evans breaks at the beginning of her seventh year. Her life is currently a mess and she is confused and conflicted. Along her road to recovery she makes new friends and falls in love with the boy whom she despised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,407 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Knock On Effect by Pitry reviews
I have seen your dreams, Ronald Weasley, and I have seen your fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Daisy Dursley by gredandforgerock reviews
The Potters get a surprise visitor. Mostly sweet with a touch on past abuses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Raymoose, Peetuh, Pafoo, and Dah by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Harry's first word is not "Sirius", much to the disappointment of his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Lily and The Stag by HarryPotterUntilTheEnd reviews
"JAMES POTTER, I WANT ANSWERS!" Lily shouted down the corridor at him. James halted. "She knows..." Lily meets a stag by the lake and he takes her for a ride. Only a little later up in the common room does it click. Will her view of James change from hate? Jily, All characters and scenes etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Written by HarryPotterUntilTheEnd and DominaDeSerpensDorcha.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Her Name is Luna by The Original Horcrux reviews
Her name is Luna and she's crazy as can be. Her name is Luna and she's lonely just like me. Her name is Luna and she can see the thestrals too. Her name is Luna and I know she loves me true. **5th Year AU**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Luna L., Neville L.
Finally Another Chance by FreezingSapphire reviews
What happens when the Baudelaires and Quagmires go back to Prufrock Prep? Read to find out. Songs included
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Klaus B., Isadora Q.
It's Good To See You Again by PrettyBandgirl XD reviews
Isadora and Klaus had been living separated since Prufrock Prep. They missed each other dearly. This is how they met each other once again and how something terrible happened again. Just when they thought things were perfect... PLEASE READ! Klausadora
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Isadora Q., Klaus B.