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Joined 02-27-03, id: 349278
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Die Hard.


Finally crawled from underneath the massive pile of notes I have for different stories! Woohoo! So here I am after…nearly 3 years of being a member and not writing a profile before. So what do you wanna know?

Let’s start with…

The Great British Quiz

Name - Sammis
Age - 20
Sexual Orientation - Straight
Best Friend – Ashley
Worst Friend - Cherish
Ugliest Friend - Cherish
Which Friend Are You Most Jealous Of? None of them
Sandwich Filling – Ham please
Iron Fillings, Good or Bad? Bad, to match with the teeth
Like Curries? yep!
Male Friend Who Looks Most Like A Girl? Jim from behind
Female Friend Who Looks Most Like A Boy? Cherish
Hobbies - writing, making cards, chatting on msn (you can add me if you like and bits and bobs
TV Programme – so many to name
Brown Or Red Sauce? - Red
Worst TV Ad – That neurophen headache one.
Favourite Song At The Moment – urms
Favourite All-Time Band – Nickelback but its hard to choose.
Do You Own A Hoover? - No
...Why Not? – laminate floors, I go round on hands and knees sweeping up sigh
Mmmm Donuts – Donuts from Greggs rocks my socks off!
Favourite Chocolate Brand – Galaxy
Last Museum You Went To? One with all the tanks.
Favourite Scientist? The angry scientist from Sheep in the Big City
Favourite Comedian – jimmy carr
Like Quizzes? yes
Chicken Or Beef? Chicken
Worst Celebrity – sooo many…Peter Andre and Jordan vomits

What breed of dog are you? – Retriever

Whats your true colour? – Black

Which love heart are you? –BE MINE

Do you have a guardian animal? – Yes, Gollum, he keeps me from spending too long on the couch by biting my bottom.

What does your room say about you? – Casual

Past life? – as a Hamster named Vladimir. Born in the plains of Siberia, I spent my early years weathering harsh winters, drinking vodka, and attending committee meetings. I was the champion of twister and always won the Bolshevik’s annual dance-a-thon. My funky Chicken was always a crowd pleaser. I went on to develop a set of exercise wheel fitness videos, which became all the rage in Siberia; especially when it was fast-forwarded. My success led me to denounce communism and migrate to the uk, where I eventually provided the inspiration for a ridiculous website and song.

Is your cat more intelligent than your boyfriend? – a great deal

IQ? – me no know

the other bits and odds

Favourite Author – Lee Child

Favourite Film – 28 days later

My pirate name is Captain Bess Cash.

Hogwarts house –Slytherin

Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Earn Her Keep reviews
post PB. Three suriviours struggle to find there place in life. Each goes through their own journey trying to accept what has happened on that hell planet and the changes this will now cause in their lifes. Will be a RJ fic. full summary inside
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007
The Swan reviews
Hermione is depressed, Harry and Ron just dont care anymore, what will come of an lonely night on the astronomy tower
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
DWD: Dangerroom? What Danger? reviews
Post xmen3, Rogue has spilt from Bobby and is feeling lonely. What is the point of bring able to touch someone when you have noone to touch? Smut.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
SORROW: mental suffering caused by despair
Severus is at trial for his actions in book 5. How does he feel and what do others think of him? A tiny mentioning about sshg relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Deal of the Minds reviews
the war is over and Snape is left with nothing in his life, wanting to fill the gap he goes in search for a surrogate mother and who else would he choose other than Hermione Granger? Follow the emotional rollercoaster as our two stars find love and themse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,986 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Can't take it no more reviews
AUpitch black, many years later, Jack cheated on Riddick with a merc. How will Riddick react?
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
To not be loved reviews
A new Marie and Logan, The youngist Mutant ever, Bad guys and death but where will all this leave the x men standing in the end? complete!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Perfection reviews
one-shot, dont read if not comfortble with sex without foreplay. please review
Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
In Time reviews
Hermione has left Severus in the future so Snape has come back to the past to reclam her. The only thing is the Snape of the future is a fully loyal Deatheater. Will things change in the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The bet of a life time reviews
Gryffindor stud challange, its out of date i know. after months of not updateding i have final had te time too
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.