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The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
Foreign Correspondence by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,079 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011
It's a Bird! It's a FRITZ? by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
That's right. It turns out Prussia's little yellow Gilbird is actually his favorite boss reincarnated. This can't be anything but awesome, right? Although it's awfully hard to scold your idiot nation when the only thing you can say is "Piyo "
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Fritz, Prussia
Phone sex by Akai-Tiger reviews
I REALLY don't think I have to explain this one. The name says it all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - America, Russia
Blizzard by Scyrie reviews
There's a blizzard that has left China stranded at Russia's house and they have to keep warm somehow.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
Pardonnez Mon Impolitesse by TheLadyInGold reviews
Ukraine gets fed up with France's rude behavior and calls him on it... nicely, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - France, Ukraine - Complete
Philosophical Trolling by Gothic Dancer reviews
Prussia is not happy that Voltaire has come to live with him and Fritz in Sanssouci. Worse yet, the Frenchman is seducing the King and acting like a total troll about it. Prussia is not amused. Gift for ChibiStarr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Prussia, Fritz - Complete
The Nordics Have a Perverted Jungle Adventure by Anamique4 reviews
A story about Norway and his car... but not really. Complete and UTTER crack. Warnings include Seme!Norway, H0rny!Denmark, Tarzan!Sweden, general OOC-ness, and some adult content. Can be taken as several different pairings if wanted. :3 One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
My Crazy Geography Class by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Sometimes the truth of school is even crazier than the rumors... Or, at least, when you're Canada it is. What are they teaching kids these days? True story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Canada - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/14/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Canadia by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Cinderella with a twist. In which Matthew is mistaken for a girl and subject to the most awkward situations in the history of ever. Oh, and he falls in love. PruCan, UKUS, France/Jeanne, France/Seychelles. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Waiting and Updating by LiechLiet reviews
Gauken Hetalia. On a residential trip to Wales, Kiku waits for the right moment to tell Heracles his feelings, while updating Facebook. Of course, this means that everyone gets involved! OCs for India and the other countreis in the UK. T for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,285 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Japan, Greece - Complete
The Viking Chronicles by KeepRunning reviews
Otherwise know as that time watching a documentary about Vikings got you laid. Rated for sex between two men.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Lovesick by Gothic Dancer reviews
Fritz wakes up sick one morning, and Prussia vows to take care of him, physically and emotionally. Gift fic for ChibiStarr. Happy PrussiaxFritz Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Prussia, Fritz - Complete
All the Small Things by Unshadowed Heart reviews
Sweat and musk filled the room, three bodies moving together in tandem on the bed, sloppy mouths coming together against skin and fabric, tugging with teeth and clumsy fingers. Threesome, daddy kink, UKUSCan, DP, PWP Lemon yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America, Canada] - Complete
America Swears to Never Again Do This by AyumiFallassion reviews
UN Meetings Will NEVER Be The Same Again... Now with backstories to The List!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - America
Sleep Tight, My Love by XSDansa reviews
Liet wakes up to Po having a nightmare about Russia taking his Lithuanian lover captive. Rated M for multiple reasons! Yaoi, language, lemons, human names used. This is why you're here, non? I own nothing!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
A Christmas Accident by xGlass reviews
Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The Search for Paradise by Ayse-of-Hearts reviews
The bed's not good enough anymore so South Italy and America look for ways to spice up their love life throughout the week. Rated for smut, Romano's mouth-I mean language and adult situations. Romerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Something There by le-ouiaboo reviews
France/Russia/France; Ukraine, Belarus: Before Russia develops his scary reputation, he was a gawky, lonely big-boned teenager. France shows him how to love himself. Set during the reign of Catherine the Great. De-anon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - France, Russia
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,124 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tricycle by Xynostaph reviews
Oh god, why...why did I write this...Please just don't read...This will only make sense to cara...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Silk by Pchew reviews
China remembers a lost love and days gone by after Italy asks him a question.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Ancient Rome, China - Complete
A Lover and a Brother by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
Shameless smut. With a tiny bit of fluff. And about a sentence of plot. Don't read this. RussiaXAmericaXCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
1990 by AyumiFallassion reviews
The swaying of minds is difficult enough, especially if the person is a woman. But can Belarus be convinced to look to her people instead of to Russia for once?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America, Belarus - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
New Prussia by crackberries reviews
On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
KOREAXAUSTRALIAXDOLPHINSXTHE SUN by royalsprinkles reviews
It cannot be UNSEEN. :U
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - South Korea, Australia - Complete
Confederation by Spazzcat-Katori reviews
The Dominion of Newfoundland was once independent, with its own currency, anthem, and government. Then in 1949, it became part of Canada. Oneshot, character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Canada - Complete
Red, White, and Belarus by AgLingua42 reviews
America is curious, Belarus is annoyed, and all the while Russia is with his beloved Vodka. Read what comes next.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Belarus, America - Complete
O Canada by Darkfire75 reviews
CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Golden Goal! by Nainooh reviews
Matthew stood behind the glass watching as that puck fired into America's net, knees buckling at the sudden rush of relief and joy. "CANADA WINS GOLD!" And a whole country went wild. 2010 Olympics
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Open It by UnionJack-O-Lantern reviews
Lilli is home alone when Gilbert shows up on her doorstep with a few surprises - including a plan to claim her in the name of Prussia! What happens when Vash comes home to find ore-sama swooning his little sister? T for language, suggestion and...Gilbert!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Ivan the Commie by histupid505 reviews
Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman! "Ivan the Commie, was a jolly happy soul, with a long white scarf and an overcoat, and a flask of alcohol." Christmas parody.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Russia, Belarus