Author has written 3 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.Hello! I'm bored, so I'm redoing my bio! Yay for me!
Here are SOME of the animes I like. (not in any particular order)
I ADORE the Fushigi Yugi manga! I hated the show!
There are some I'm leaving out, and there are some I've seen but I didn't like...
My list of things that frighten me...ALOT!:
Right now my class is doing a play! It's called 'A Servant of Two Masters'. I'm some flirty girl. I run through twice screaming 'Mario, Mario, Mario...etc.' I hate my part. Now a few random quotes from the play!
"But Floggolozzo, the Porter is a skinny, old man who gets kicked in the --*smiles as he gets it* Yes. Floggolozzo. You were born to play it!" -STAGE MANAGER
"Get in there boy! Stand up for your rights, but don't be rash! Only a fool rides off on a horse called 'Anger'!" -DR. LOMBARDI
"Careful, son, only a fool rides a horse called 'Hubris'." -DR.LOMBARDI
"Sir, you have insulted the house of Lombardi and only a fool rides a horse called 'insult Dr. Lombardi'!" -DR.LOMBARDI
"*collapses* I'm done! I may be Floggolozzo, the porter, but that's only because I fell out of the middle class. I just thank the lord my revered father is no longer alive to see how far I've fallen...*weeps*" -PORTER
"Silvio, my boy, only a fool rides a horse called 'Anger'!" -DR. LOMBARDI
"Silvio, my boy, only a fool rides a horse called 'Hubris'! Leave him to me my boy, I know how to talk to him. I'll use reason and logic. I'll make him see the error of his ways. Now, please, go, wait for me outside. I'll buttonhole Signor Pantalone." -DR. LOMBARDI
"And I believed you when you said you loved me!! Only a fool rides a horse called 'WOMAN'! Go! Go away! Go and never darken my soul again!!" -SILVIO
"The prompter's mute!!!" -SMERALDINA
"And what women do, men can't imagine." -SMERALDINA
"I was ready to throw up...my hands!" -STAGE MANAGER
"I got rid of my warts and bunions, and my satanic possesion is under control! Thanks Fricandeau!" -STAGE MANAGER
"Yes sir. And sir? Can you ever forgive me? Only a fool rides off on a horse called...Stupid Dumb Horse." -SILVIO
"You monkey!" -BEATRICE
And that's all for now! Bai bai!
April 22, 2003
"Bodies are for hookers and fat people!" -Bender
"I seem to be having car trouble." -Some lady
"Nixon's back!" -President Nixon
"*throws another inpiration squirrel out the window*" -Me
"I'm an angry gumball, so jealous and highstrung!" -me
"*whispers* The oompa loompas are coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop them!" -Me
"if you walk around in the parking lots of random grocery stores, eventually you'll find a nickel." -Black Dragon
"*shrugs* oh well. you're naked, that's all that counts! *glomps*" -Black Dragon, talking to Hiei
"To solve any problem, simply put on a tutu and dance." -Me
another quote i just HAD to add!
"Walk ahead of me and I may not follow. Walk behind me and I may not lead. Walk beside me, like a friend" -The unicorn from the last unicorn
BD: I INFILTRATED THE BIO! GO ME!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRR! I SPENT THE LAST HOUR UPDATING MY BIO WITH ALL KINDS OF NIFTY CRAP, AND AOL DIED! I lost it all! *sob sob*
I have a royal observation maker now! whoo hoo! some observations made by her:
1. It is good to obey the overlord and co-overlord.
"I'm stuck in the desert with an insane guy, and a white man who thinks he's an indian." -the guy on I'm With Busey (I think his name might be adam...? i'll refer to him as adam until further notice.)
"Gary said Sequoia left because of 'philisophical differences', but i think Gary killed him." -Adam
"When we find the magic indian, we'll have the answers to everything!" -Gary Busey
"Man, I'd love a glass of iced tea." -Gary Busey
that's all for now, because it's 12:51 am.
Hello again! I'm updating again because nobody is around. BD is still gone, Tan-chan is never on, and Sara left today for canada. She'll be back in 3 weeks. I'll list my favorite characters from some animes. just for the hell of it.
Revolutionary Girl Utena- Utena
that's just about all i can remember right now.
My kitty Bugaboo got in a fight with a big, stupid, black kitty. :( His leg is bleeding.
I Leave for Hawaii for 3 weeks on wednesday! WAI! (btw, i stole the word 'WAI!' from BD recently. I should have stolen it sooner! it rocks!) But there won't be any updates in those three weeks, so just hold on! :P
Mirai-chan @ 12:25, Saturday, June 28th, 2003
"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might if they screamed all the time for no good reason." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks." Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." -Deep Thought by Jack Handy
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice." -Deep Thought by Jack Handey
"A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true, what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"I think one way the cops could make extra money would be to hold a used murder weapons sale. Many people could really use cheap a ice pick." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our friend." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children." -- they leave skid marks. This works whether a man or woman says it." -Unknown
"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance." -Unknown
"I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid." -Unknown
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." -unknown
"In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death." -unknown
"When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car." -Unknown
"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory." -unknown
"If you can't convince them, confuse them." -unknown
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." -unknown
"-e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm."" -unknown
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies." -unknown
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -unknown
"I want a guy that's sensitive and caring, and that loves cats. Unfortunately, most guys like that are gay." -unknown
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." -unknown
"If you are feeling unsuccessful just think about this: eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." -unknown
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"One in every four Americans has some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, than its you." -unknown
"There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't." -unknown
"Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons." -unknown
"If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing." -unknown
"There are two kinds of pedestrians--the quick and the dead." -unknown
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" -unknown
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?" -unknown
"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes--why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?" -unknown
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? " -unknown
"My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."" -unknown
"A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators." -unknown
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush, US President
Hello! I leave for hawaii tomorrow! WAI! I guess i'll see you guys in a few weeks! Ja!
Sorry I haven't updated my bio in a ba-jillion years! I've been in a messy recovery from my kurama obsession. I'm into Alec now. ^_^ I love alec, and it's not lik when i 'loved' Kurama. It's different somehow. ^_^
Alec should recover from likeing Shiori from Tokimemo soon. She's little miss perfect. It's sick. Pretty, perfect grades, athletic, etc.
I noticed that she was freakishly perfect and i realized something; She must be hiding something.
I decided she's probabley some crackhead that sells herself for crack money.
Sorry to the remaining Kurama fangirls. I'm freaked out my him now. I realised something; Kurama is freakishly perfect too. Can you find a single fault? I'm guessing not. I can't. He's a pretty boy that gets perfect grades, is incredibley stong, and is all nice and crap. THAT is scary.
So I figured it out! Kurama is a crackhead/prostitute too! My guess is Shiori got him into it.
Did anyone else notice he had a glazed look in the ealier eps? I think he was high. Yep. And did you see hiei in the dark artifacts eps? he was *SO* on crack too!
But i figure Hiei just steals cash for his crack. And i think Hiei got off it after the first episodes.
But kurama continues to sell himself and get high alongside shiori. And i bet they get their crack from Jan from Hellsing. Jan is so freaky. I am convinced he lives across the street from orangejujy in the park.
and well, i guess that's my theory on the 'perfect' people. Go read Orangejujy's fic, 'A few minutes in The life of Kurama'. I plan to write my own version of basically the same story eventually.
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