Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Misc. Games, and Vocaloid.
i am a person whose mind is an enigma. (stolen from Patrick the star XD)
I am like 13
Favorite Books: Ummmmmmm GOD I DONT KNOW!!!!! (stolen from Britain)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.
46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.
60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.