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Joined 12-05-11, id: 3494729, Profile Updated: 04-28-12
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Misc. Games, and Vocaloid.

Hi!!!

i am a person whose mind is an enigma. (stolen from Patrick the star XD)

I am like 13

Favorite Books: Ummmmmmm GOD I DONT KNOW!!!!! (stolen from Britain)


Funnyish stuff

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

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Forbidden Love by OtsukiOkami reviews
Arthur Kirkland is in love with Francis Bonnefoy. But the duties of a nation is heavy burden to carry. A deep rooted hatred burns through the hearts of their people. And in a war between England and France, Arthur must over come his people, and a part of himself, to be with the one he loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,962 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Artist's Muse by kittiesrangels88 reviews
"Because, whether I cared to admit it or not, I was becoming more and more infatuated with the boy who was now standing next to me. 'Well, they do say the greatest love is between an artist and his muse.' he pointed out." Pewdiecry, AU!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
Feel Again by xxignoredxx reviews
"But with you, I feel again." Pewdiecry! Fluff awaits! Slight-AU! COMPLETE March 2013
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,362 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - ChaoticMonki, PewDiePie - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by xXSleepingXx reviews
In the hunt for the legendary treasure supposedly kept by the people of the Moon, the Captain of the Black Wing Pirates, Crow, meets a boy named Seto with an odd talent that could lead him to the treasure he seeks. No one said it would be easy. CrowXSeto
Fragile Dreams - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 124,708 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Seto, Crow
Bloody Frogs Are EVERYWHERE by Marukaite Chikyuu Doitsu reviews
Arthur has a thing for Frenchman. Tamaki has a thing for magic...And apparently Arthur himself. Yep... Arthur is DOOMED. Continued! Because... ugh, I like spoiling you guys. Enjoy!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Tamaki S., England/Britain
Cry Rambles by yes0000000.o reviews
*ABANDONED* What's up guys? We are on a fanfiction website, and this is a journal of sorts. Warning: It could get intense. *Not actually Cry. Read my description to make sense of this Pewdiecry experiment, please. I'm so bad at summaries it hurts, but give it a shot.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
Blood Over Boyfriend by Nani Vargas reviews
Vampires and humans have never gotten along. But what happens when Feliciano, a vampire, must work with vampire hunter Ludwig to solve mysterious murders popping up around the town of Venice? Read inside for a 'full' summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,013 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
PewdieCry : Hungry Like The Wolf by Tabrina reviews
When Cry finds himself and Pewdie trapped in Bloody Trapland what is he to do? And why is he suddenly looking at him as if he's ready to jump him at any moment? Rated M R/R PS: My summaries Suck..
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
1066 by ZenryokuKirby reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a friend of the former Earl of Wessex. However, when the House of Godwin suddenly gets disturbing news, the family's lives turn for the worse. Eventually, war ensues. A tale of rival houses, without the cheesy Romeo&Juliet love story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - England/Britain, France
Damn Italian Curls SpaMano Version by insanitys.cowgirl reviews
Well...what can I say...Spain...Romano...that lovely little curl of his...what do you think that's going to lead to? Oh..I can say that I do not own Hetalia..sadly...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Damn Italian Curls by insanitys.cowgirl reviews
You remember that scene in Episode 23 right? With Italy and Romano in bed...they get their curls tangled. Well...this is what I think happened next. A bit of Spamano mixed in as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Wrapped up by Samstar1990 reviews
Caution beyond this point is bad grammar...and tentacles...bad grammered tentacles. A One Shot that is dedicated to my gf. Romano comes face to face with a strange creature and gets more than he bargained for. Slight Spamano at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of curls and whipped cream by Always irritated reviews
AU Itacest Seme!Italy and Uke!Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The 12 Days of Spamano by Mollz33 reviews
Spain decides to give Romano the 12 days of Christmas. Only, things don't go exactly as planned...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,358 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
A Hetalian Christmas Carol by Bri Nara reviews
Arthur was a bitter rich man who didn't like the holiday season. What happens when he's visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve? Parody of 'A Christmas Carol'. Rating for language that will probably slip in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
You and I by PotatoJerk reviews
Arthur is fifteen, an ugly waiting to get the operation. But, unlike all the other uglies, he's going to do something no one has done since the rusty time.
Crossover - Uglies & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - England/Britain
Panem's Games by RinaCath reviews
Panem rose, and the countries of the world fell. With the survivors wandering the Districts separated and alone, will they ever return to power, or will this year's Hunger Games mark the official end of the reign of the countries? For aph and/OR HG fans
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,708 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010
Panda Hero by xXGorgeous-NightmareXx reviews
As far as everyone was concerned, she had been there from the beginning.She had always been there; you could've asked anyone, whether they had been to the 'Field or not, and they would all have the same answer for you: She was Panda Hero.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Gumi/Megpoid - Complete
Kiss to Start by Hinata Aron reviews
Izaya has be unuseally bored lately. He can't seem to find something to cure it. That is untill he runs into Shizou.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Bad Apple by miki230 reviews
This is a HetaOni fic, just something I thought of concerning the song Bad Apple! I hope you like it and please Review! This is the Cristina Vee version of Bad Apple! The English version! This is NOT a song fic though. This has a story and plot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Neko to Human by Dogsrule reviews
While wishing to be able to talk to their owners, cats Romano and Veneziano pay a visit to America's owner Arthur to turn them human…but will it all be worth it in the end? Rated 'T' for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Don't Touch The Curl! by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
Spain's curiosity of Romano's lone hair curl brings him to make the desicion to play with it repeatedly while the latter's asleep, and the results of this get a little...unexpectedly hot... Rated for implied sexual themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hetaloid BEAT by Tanoshimi reviews
Hetalia oneshots based on Vocaloid songs. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011
This is impossible isn't it? by Cleo13RoseQuartz reviews
"Lady Josephine is there anything I can assist you with?" the guard asked to Ciel. "I believe that I'll be okay, I would like to grieve alone…" he said then the guard left. "Lady Josephine?" Artemis asked in amusement. "Shut up." Ciel retorted
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,475 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Artemis F., Ciel P. - Complete
Belarus' Smile by Usaagi reviews
A little story about Russia and Belarus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
A Summer to Remember by Black-and-Scarlet reviews
Megurine Luki worked at a cafe. He found it boring there, and this was summer after all. He should enjoy it, but... what's there to enjoy? Nothing. Until a certain boy came to their cafe and to his life. Mikuo x Luki.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,042 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Mikuo H., Luki M.
2010 by Nanaki BH reviews
It was easy to understand why she left. It was hard to understand why it hurt so much. - 1925-inspired, kind of odd. Has BL overtones.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kaito S., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Love is War by Mama Avio reviews
she was certain nobody knew of how she always cried for him, screamed for him, curled up in the cold, making her throat raw... why did he not see how much she loved him? songfic for Love is War by Hatsune Miku, onesided RusBela. ihadtodoit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
Romano's story of evil by Cakester reviews
"Once upon a time, there was a treacherous kingdom" Romano is the ruler of the kingdom of yellow, with his loyal servant always at his side. Based on the song "Daughter of evil." following the lyrics to tell this story.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hercules Hetalia by RomanoxSpain reviews
This is basically Hercules only with Hetalia characters. SpainXRomano
Crossover - Hercules & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
Three Little Eggs by BloodstainedLegends reviews
Spain has a little something to show Romano. Well, little somethings, more like. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Brothers in Crime by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
When Romano doesn't approve of Ludwig dating Feliciano, he brings out the mafia. GerIta, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hanabi by Measured reviews
Japan and Taiwan escort some visitors to a traditional festival. Japan/Taiwan, France/Canada and America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Japan, Taiwan - Complete
Plum Flowers Still Bloom In War by jisusa-chan reviews
War was a dreadful memory for everyone. For her teacher, her family and for herself. But never would she realize that she'd wish for History to repeat itself, just so she can see him again and again-and tell her that he loved her back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Japan, Taiwan - Complete
Carnival by Uphill Both Ways reviews
It starts out as any normal chase. Shizaya Fluff.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Te queremos, Romano! by NinjaJones reviews
Romano is sexually harassed... by YOU!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Couple That Shouldn't Be by VintageChelsie reviews
Sasuke is a neko and no one has ever accepted him as a person, but as a monster. He's always shunned himself away from othe people; until he met Naruto. Naruto is a kitsune and was found near death by Sasuke. Sasuke has fallen for the blond instantly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dissapearence of Feliciano Vargas by GilbertOfPrussia reviews
After the Italo-Abyssian War, Italy is abandoned by everyone-even the one he loves. Rated T for angst, better 'summary' inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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GamerHaze Days reviews
AU in which Cry plays a game with Pewdiepie called Gamer-Haze but things turn for the worse when Cry finds out that he must save his friend to escape this loop of summer days. Based off of Heat-Haze Days the vocaloid song, because I thought it would be fitting for Pewdiecry. Rated T for death and slightly graphic scenes. Image not owned by me.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2012
Well This Is Just GREAT! reviews
Pewdiepie wakes up next to Stephano in bed with absolutely no memory of what happened for the past few days. In order to escape they must regain all their memories. Of course this proves a LOT harder than expected . Stephdiepie or StephanoxPewdiepie fic . I know the title and summary sucks sorry! Image is owned by CharJeon on devart.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012
You get a little bit more than what you wish for reviews
A multichapptered fanfic in which Chibitalia and Hungary takes it upon themselves to make Romano get the man of his eye, aka Spain . Of course madness insures such as curl play, genderbending , Nekos!, BTT, Spamano of COURSE , and whatever else I feel like throwing in along with any requests.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
отношения зимой и России
Russia had struggled trough many loses in his life. But the worst was his first parent Winter. Winter now is sick and Russia is worried.Featuring fem!General Winter and Russia. The title means The Relationship of Winter and Russia used google trans .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - General Winter, Russia