Emilee
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Joined 02-27-03, id: 349482, Profile Updated: 07-13-16
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Mummy.

-- These are a Few of my Favorite Things --

films: shaun of the dead, the odd couple, tank girl, clerks, edward scissorhands, v for vendetta, the big lebowski, airheads, wayne's world, rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead, encino man, pirates of the caribbean, indiana jones, watchmen, rocky horror picture show, lord of the rings, quills, army of darkness, harry potter, almost famous, star wars (original trilogy), beetlejuice, jackie chan movies, hellboy

television: the mighty boosh, firefly, house md, xena warrior princess, the it crowd, dark place, queer as folk, buffy the vampire slayer, spaced
music: KISS, elton john, queen, sex pistols, the beatles, AC/DC, david bowie, black sabbath, the darkness, rolling stones, jimi hendrix
books: don't sleep with your drummer, confessions of a dangerous mind, disco bloodbath, bridget jones' diary, breakfast of champions, harry potter
comics/graphic novels: watchmen, scott pilgrim, american splendor, ghost world, v for vendetta, fun home, hellboy
people: alan rickman, jackie chan, steve buscemi, the mighty boosh, rich fulcher, mackenzie crook, stephen merchant, dj qualls, nathan lane, dominic monaghan, billy boyd, bill nighy, john hannah, pauly shore, david thewlis, gary oldman, emma thompson, rachel weisz, zooey deschanel, kate winslet, ace frehley, richard ayoade, barack obama, james st. james
mah boyfriend:

-- Fandom --

favorite fandoms: watchmen, the mighty boosh, house md, pirates of the carribean, firefly/serenity
OTPs:rorschach/niteowl, mothman/dollar bill, howard/vince, house/wilson, pintel/ragetti
...and I'm still dying to get the henry jones sr. / marcus brody ship out there...

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Not Worth More than Rubies by DJ Caligula reviews
When an ambitious Haradan thief comes to Rohan to steal a priceless necklace, she becomes co-conspirators with the infamous Grima Wormtongue. On hiatus.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn
Once In A Thousand Years by Howard and PortaPotty reviews
Poor Gimli falling misurably in love, the object of his affection less than thrilled, Legolas on Gimli's good 'qualities' and a surprise appearance by the reject elf Vebor! ::Hiatus::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
Seven Days by Quinni reviews
The week following the day that brought Allison, Andrew, Brian, Bender and Claire together...their thoughts and fears, and also their decisions.
Breakfast Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
Sleeping With Ghosts by Kalimac reviews
Pintel and Ragetti seem like your average albeit slightly incompetent pirates. But we all know there's more to them than that. Chapter 5: The twosome meet, and we find out how Ragetti learnt to fight...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 9/30/2004
Feeling by Kalimac reviews
How must it feel, to be cursed? One shot. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Love at Death's Eve by RumPie reviews
The night before their execution at the gallows, Ragetti has something he needs to tell his closest friend. Can Pintel accept what he hears? SLASH
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/8/2004
What Grima would say by Sunsong reviews
R is for the first chapter. Rape, etc. It's 'would' as in 'wants to' say, not 'would' as in 'will' say. I've tried to keep Grima IN CHARACTER! This is an autobiography attempt. I've also tried to avoid slang. Saruman included. Etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 9/17/2002
Cursed Confounded by Luke In Blue reviews
Ragetti tries to figure himself out as he and Pintel are met with a bit of a problem involving . . . erm, Jack - (Pintel Ragetti SLASH)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004
Do You Remember? by Ruu reviews
A fic about Pintel and Ragetti. Just yer old "them in jail" story. Ragetti ponders the past, Pintel ponders Ragetti.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/11/2003
Malingering by Juni Cortez reviews
[Matchstick Men] Roy's having trouble with his new partner, who can't seem to grasp the concept of showing up for work. Implied slash.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2003
Throw Away the Oars by Sus reviews
Ragetti is afraid and in need of comfort. Who will supply it? RagettiPintel slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
Ragetti and Pintel by Sus reviews
Ragetti and Pintel have escaped from the brig of the Dauntless. Where will they go? What will they do? Not slash, set just after the events of the movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003
Emilee & Anna Invade MiddleEarth by Howard and PortaPotty reviews
What the title says! We invade! ::Hiatus::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
Stable Girl by Sus reviews
A stablehand is nice to Grima, but he does not understand her kindness. Perhaps she is not so stable after all...Based more on the movies than on the books, but even so not strictly in line with events...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Grima W. - Complete
Gríma limericks by Meldisse reviews
A few limericks written basking the the warm fuzzy warming glow that -is- Gríma. Only for Gríma Girls. ;-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Grima W.
Until I Wake by mary worth reviews
The nightmare of Sleepy Hollow finally receding, a peaceful new beginning in the big city welcomed them. But when those very dreams return, amidst a flourishing love, will the horrors drive them back?
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 9/22/2002
It was all Yellow by Zidler'sChick reviews
Takes place after Signs, It focusing on Merrill and him finding the gal for him! *sob* I love romance stories and Merrill is so cool, he needs one! Please read and I will love you forever! REVIEW!
Signs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 9/17/2002
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First Born reviews
The discovery of an ancient royal coverup propels upon Jonathan a curse he didn’t know he was under thanks to the person he was in his pastlife, and by the fault of the sleezeball he is in this life, and his extracurricular activities...
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Jonathan C., OíConnell, R.
The Way Of Love reviews
Matsi is a loud, annoying, obnoxious handmaiden with too much time on her hands used to help Grima Wormtongue become more socially acceptable. That's it. Matsi pities the poor guy...that's all...just pity... ::Currently Inactive::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Grima W.