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Joined 02-28-03, id: 349612, Profile Updated: 11-22-15
Author has written 23 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Tales of Symphonia, Tetris, Solitaire, Death Note, Katamari Damacy, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Castlevania, and Homestuck.


11/22/2015: After one of the hardest times in my life, I finally graduated from PA school! It wasn't easy, but the constant support I had while writing made it a lot better. In many ways, I've moved on in life. Including from this website. Most of my new fanfics are now on AO3 here. But really, I'm focusing the most on original work. I'll still check in here now and then, but my updates are going to be few and far between. Thank you to everyone who has been so supportive of my stories. I'm eternally thankful to those of you who found my stories worth your time reading, and I'm especially thankful to those of you who wrote reviews. You made a tough part of my life happier, and I hope you go on to read and review other people's stories, so that their lives may be brightened too. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

12/25/2014: We're finally at the end of the year! Hope that 2014 has been a good one for everyone! Best wishes for a happy 2015!

10/26/2014: Wow did life become busy! After finishing Hopeless and Heartless, I finally started clinical rotations for my grad school program. It is a major time sink, but it's a good one! I'd like to update with a bonus epilogue chapter soon, but we'll have to see what time will allow. To everyone who commented on the ending, thank you so much! I have read all your comments and reviews, and I'll respond to them all as soon as I can!

4/18/2014: Hopeless and Heartless, a story featuring an incubus, currently has 69 reviews. Heh. Someday I will be a mature adult. That day is not today.

3/1/2014: Holy crap it's March. When did that happen? Hopeless and Heartless is coming along, and it's getting closer to its conclusion! There's still a few more chapters to go, but the end is in sight!

12/28/2013: This is not really new news, but I have a tumblr! It's here:

11/28/2013: Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Even for those of you who don't live in the states. =) If you haven't noticed, I did start posting the new Homestuck story. Writing about incubi, fairies, and more is really such a guilty pleasure. I debated whether or not to post this one at all, but finally I realized that I should let others decide whether or not they want to read it. So... read it, don't read it, love it, hate it. Whatever happens, I'll still keep writing it! And if for whatever reason it may be taken down here, those who are interested can still find it on AO3 or tumblr. Both are under my penname: LateNiteSlacker.

10/30/2013: Halloween is almost here! In its honor, I think I'll be posting the first chapter of a fic from my newest favorite fandom soon: Homestuck. It's an action-filled Dirk/Jake fic where everyone is supernatural! (Hence the Halloween theme.) Wish that I had time to write more, but alas, grad school keeps a body busy!

8/1/2013: Welp, looks like 8 months went by! But on the bright side, last year was absolutely the best year. Ever. Wedding, moving, new master's program... there are a lot of things to be thankful for! Sadly, all the activity means I haven't been able to write much, but I promise I have not forgotten about it. I know these next words are the bane of fanfiction readers/writers like myself, but I've been working on some original work lately. Maybe sometime I'll get that out into the real world too. In the meantime, I hope that anyone reading this has enjoyed my previous work! Maybe I'll be able to finish off some of those dangling fics in the next couple months.

12/7/2012: Life has decided to go in a positively happy direction! I was accepted into the Masters of Physician Assistant Studies program I've been working so hard to get into, and I'm looking to move soon. Next year will be a big year of change, but change is good, right? Maybe this is what 2012 was all about.

10/20/2012: So I've started another fic in the CV universe. One that will likely never see the light of day. It's just too controversial. But a few excerpts might end up here someday.

10/3/2012: Well, Modern Problems is finally finished! It's both fulfilling and a little sad to be done. I'll miss that crazy Castlevania crew.

About me:

I'll admit it, I'm a slacker. Sometimes I get bored at night and feel the need to write!

Wanna chat?

Email me:

Seriously, I'm an email addict... if I don't respond to you in a few hours, it probably means I'm off dying somewhere.

Also, I have a tumblr! I post my stories, updates, and occasional attempts at art there.

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I also have an account on Archive Of Our Own, where you can find a few extra fics that I haven't posted here.

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Awesome Gifts: I can't say how much I love writing for you, but it makes me especially happy when I receive little gifts like these! Thanks so much, you guys are awesome!

From Torchic373:

Richter loves his cape!

From SelfishVampireMint:

Re-re Richter!

From WildFantasy:

Bunnicula Soma!

From Daidairo:

Bunnies in the Park!

Real Life Bunnies in the Park!

From Rikun:

Ema snackooing Klavier!

From Todd: my profile pic

Game of the now: Trauma Team (Aww yes, super realistic surgery skills right here.)

Movie of the now: It's been so long that I can't remember the last movie I watched... probably Gravity.

Book of the now: Vortex (The second book in the Insignia series is out! Exciting!)

TV series of the now: Arrested Development (I think this will always be my favorite TV series. Forever and ever. South Park and Game of Thrones run a close second.)

Current Status of my Fics:

Hopeless and Heartless: (Homestuck) This Dirk-centric fic is my first crack at second person POV. I'd like to think it went pretty well. It's complete, aside from a couple bonus epilogue chapters!

Modern Problems: (Castlevania) Sequel to Requiem of Trust. The saga continues as the gang meets new (old) Castlevania characters and have a brand-new set of problems in the modern day world. Complete!

A Series of Moments: (Castlevania) This is a collection of fluffy, happy, melodramatic, and possibly funny father-son moments from the CV universe.

Requiem of Trust: (Castlevania) This story features Leon Belmont, Joachim, Alucard, Soma, Dracula, and Isaac. This is the prequel to Modern Problems. It is my first attempt at an adventure comedy. Let me know if I pulled it off well!

One Night With You: (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney) My take on both terror and humor at the Phoenix Wright crew's expense!

Snackoos and You: (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney) This Klavier and Ema story is my first romantic comedy fic. It's complete!

Tomorrow Taints Today: (Tales of Symphonia) Tainted Disposition's sequel is finally up! This is a sequel to the story and the game Tales of Symphonia wherein we see the progressing story from both Kratos and Lloyd's points of view.

Kratos Discovers Fanfiction: (Tales of Symphonia) Originally titled "Kratos discovers" but a certain site wouldn't allow that. I'll give you one guess at which one it is. Anyway, this badfic of joy wrote itself at 3 AM one night/morning when I couldn't sleep. Beware!

Lingering: (Deathnote) Ahh Mello... I love the kid. This is a bit of angsty but thoughtful drama I wrote one night when I didn't want to study. Enjoy!

Tainted Disposition: (Tales of Symphonia) What do you know! Kratos is still brooding about his betrayal. Gee, what a surprise. Currently on hiatus.

Kratos's Dilemma: (Tales of Symphonia) This fic just kinda... happened. Wayfarer and I were talking on AIM one day and suddenly a fic appeared!

Belated Halloween Sensuality: (Tales of Symphonia) One-shot-hour-fic parody in honor of Halloween!

Can I trust you: (Tales of Symphonia) This Sheelos fic is going rather slowly, isn' t it? Sadly work and multiple fics will do that. I still love them though. =)

The Ancient Mystics of Solitare:(Solitare) A haiku in honor of such a classic game!

Aishiteru:(Tetris) Another haiku in honor of a classic game!

Petting Zoo: (Yugioh) Some humor and silliness in the Yugioh world! 2 doses a day should suffice.

My Cruel Hikari: (Yugioh) This was my first fic on! It's my baby and I'm very proud of it. (Even though I would change somethings now.) =)

I hope you enjoy my fics! If you really want to make me happy, review them!

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Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 484,522 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Heart of the Phoenix by Shaddowind reviews
What if death wasn't the end for a certain mercenary's soulmate? Warning: Lots of game spoilers. If you haven't finished the game, please proceed carefully! I don't want to ruin the fun for you! Slight AU
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 1,006,812 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/19/2005
Keep Your Friends Close But Your Enemies Closer by lizren reviews
Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005 - L, Light Y.
On My Honor by Yamato795 reviews
A Regal musing fic that gives you a look at the game from how he saw it, and a better look at his past
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 145,277 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Regal B. - Complete
Uphill Battle by Satanic Mechanic reviews
5 years before he met Lloyd and the others, Zelos begins his training as a swordsman. One can only assume that it won’t be an easy task, but then again, he’s learning from the best. Eventual KratosZelos.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Kratos A., Zelos W.
Kratos' New Sword by Holyknightsteve reviews
For Kratos' 4,029th birthday, Lloyd and Sheena decide to buy a new sword in Luin for the bluewinged angel. The sword? An imported Meltokio Slugger bat! Read as Kratos tests out his new sword on a group of pirates! One shot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Kratos A. - Complete
Midnight Visit by FireEdge reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. A romance story about Raine and a certain Seraphim. Flashback prone... Spoilers. First Kraine fic on site!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Raine S., Kratos A.
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Blood and Coffee reviews
Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back. (This is a collaboration fic with the wonderful Sachi-sama!)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,230 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Dirk S., Jake E.]
Hopeless and Heartless reviews
You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 247,831 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Three Small Words reviews
When you were little, your kindergarten teacher gave you a homework assignment. Write three sentences, three things that you love. Your sentences only needed to be three words long. Spelling didn't matter. Periods were optional. You wrote the entire thing in blue crayon. I LOV JOKS I LOV MOOVEES I LOV DAV
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2014
A Castlevania Christmas reviews
Alucard, Dracula, Leon, Joachim, Soma, Jonathan, Charlotte, Richter, Maria, Isaac, Hector, Juste, and Shanoa do the Yankee Swap White Elephant gift exchange at Leon's house. Post Requiem of Trust and Modern Problems.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012
Modern Problems reviews
Soma, Alucard, Leon, Joachim, Dracula, Isaac, Sara, Jonathan, Charlotte, Shanoa, Richter, Maria, Simon, Juste, and Hector face the trials of modern day. Will virtue, chaos, and romance guide them true? Sequel to Requiem of Trust.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,517 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
A Series of Moments reviews
Dracula takes Alucard fishing and on a picnic. What sort of madness will ensue?
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Alucard, Dracula
One Night With You reviews
One night in a haunted manor could win Ema, Klavier, Phoenix, Edgeworth, Apollo, Trucy, Franziska, or Gumshoe loads of cash, but will they be able to survive the night and each other with Kristoph on the loose?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008
Velet Cushions reviews
Hector's love of chairs reaches a more literal level. Crack!fic alert.
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hector - Complete
Tainted Disposition reviews
Kratos battles fate in his struggle to save the worlds. Can he change his destiny? Kratos's POV. Warning! Major Kratos spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,639 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Kratos A.
Requiem of Trust reviews
Leon Belmont, Joachim, Soma, Alucard, Dracula, and Isaac must battle their way through the trials of modern day. Can the powers of insanity, fashion, and Starbucks save them?
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,492 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Alucard Bangs Everything reviews
Truly, the title says it all.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Alucard
Snackoos and You reviews
Only two things are constantly on Ema’s mind: snackoos and the debonair rock star Klavier Gavin, but what will happen when she meets his brother, Kristoph? Will Klavier actually become… jealous?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,798 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008
Kratos discovers Fanfiction! reviews
The title says it all! Review if it makes you happy.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Kratos A.
Tomorrow Taints Today reviews
Tainted Disposition's sequel! The angstridden tale of Kratos and his journeys continues in this sequel to Tales of Symphonia.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
Ronery Lorring Star reviews
A haiku in honor of this classic game!
Katamari Damacy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Lingering reviews
Mello visits the grave of someone very important to him. Many spoilers. Don't read if you don't know who Mello is. [Oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Kratos's Dilemma reviews
An unknown power lets everyone hear Kratos’s thoughts. What will Yuan think when he knows how Kratos truly feels about him? Implied Yaoi, KratosYuan
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005
Belated Halloween Sensuality! reviews
After being put under a strange spell, Kratos cannot control anything he says. What horrible secrets will everyone learn? Will his reputation as the silent mysterious mercenary be destroyed?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2005
Can I Trust You? reviews
A story about the first time a lost girl from Mizuho met a certain Chosen… (Sheena x Zelos)
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004
The Ancient Mystics of Solitare reviews
Haikus of anguish, desire, and unfortold hope.
Solitaire - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2004
Aishiteru reviews
A haiku of love, hate, and tragedy.
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2004
Petting Zoo reviews
Kaiba visits a petting zoo on a mission to find the "puppies".
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
My Cruel Hikari reviews
Does Ryou have the guts to face his deepest fear?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003