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Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.
Hey Everyone, I am Mrs. Haley Lautner. Nice to meet you (Shakes Hand)
If you want to know anything about me, P.M and I'll answers. I answers my reviews and if you are actually reading this, I hope you like my profile. And I have a fanfiction Bff, EsmePlatt95.
I have to say something, it will probably make many people mad, but here it goes. I think I am over The Twilight Saga. I may write later stories for Twilight, but I don't see that happening in the near future. I will probably write some Hunger Games, FF, and I Will read some Twilight FF.
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You smile a lot more than you should.(only when i read and listen to my favorite songs)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Huh, I thought I was girly.
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
(\_/) this bunny and the bunny above are besties! copy and paist him too if you dont want the bunny above
BUNNIES WILL RULE THE WORLD!(just not the pink ones becouse they are out to get us)
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[x]Brown - $100
[ ]Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Brown - $50 [ ]
Green - $75 [ ]
Blue - $150 [ ]
Hazel - $100 [x]
Other - $15 [ ]
Total so far: 200
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 ]
under 5'4 0$ x
Total so far: 285
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: 385
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
] First born - $320
[ x] Only Child - $250
[ ]Second born - $150- ]
Middle child - $100 [ ]
Last Born - $100 [ ]
Third born - $550 [ ]
Fourth born - $300 [ ]
Fifth born - $400 [ ]
Sixth born -$215
Total so far: 635
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600
Total so far: 1235
[ x] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100 ]
Glasses - $50 [ ]
Contacts - $25 [ ]
Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: 1635
Shoe Size: ]
13+ - $300 [ ]
12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ]
11 to 12 - $400 [ ]
7 to 10 - $500 [ x]
Under 7- $450
Total so far: 2135
Favorite Colors (multiple):
Green - $750 [X]
Red - $600 [ ]
Black - $100 [X]
Yellow -$475 [x ]
Brown - $300 [ ]
Purple - $225 [X]
White - $400 [X ]
Aqua - $350 [X]
Orange - $300 ]
Blue - $300 [X]
Pink - $100 [ x]
Other - $500 [X]
Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [x Nope - add $1000 ] some - $750 ]
Final Total: $4200
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
96 percent of kids would cry if Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers threatened to commit suicide by jumping off a building. If you are part of the 4 who would be shouting "JUMP!" with cameras out, post this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
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I love Taylor Lautner!
Repost this if you love Taylor Lautner!!!
found this today on someones profile and i laughed at how much sense it made:
One bright morning,
In the middle of the night,
Two dead boys came out to fight.
They stood back to back
And faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to kill
Those two dead boys.
If you dont believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
-“Moving on is a simple thing. What it leaves behind is hard.” –Dave Mustaine.
-"A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." -Eleanor Roosevelt.
-"One night, as I was lying in my bed, staring up at the stars, I thought to myself...Where the heck is the ceiling?" -Anonymous.
-"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people." -Eleanor Roosevelt.
-"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." -Albert Einstein.
-"We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." -Elayne Boosler
-"Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that." -Michael Leunig
-"You never lost by loving. You always lost by holding back." -Lucinda Marks
-"If you're lucky enough to be different, never change." -Taylor Swift
-"Sure, your perfume spells nice. But must you marinate in it?"
-"All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know."-Ernest Hemingway
-"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," -Jessica, an 8-year old.
-"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door." -Sally Reynolds
-"Friend’s are God’s way of taking care of us."
-"So I guess we are who we are for a reason, and we’ll never know most of them." -Dave Martinos
-"What I’ve learned is not to change who you are, because eventually you’re going to run out of things to become." -Taylor Swift
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
Smile. It confuses people.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.
Don't look at me in that tone!
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it!
Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
- Justine Milton
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