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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 393,947 - Reviews: 24714 - Favs: 6,401 - Follows: 6,508 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Totally Irresistible by Baby Shadow reviews
On pure accident Bella has just become secretary to one of the world’s most desirable millionaires, Edward Cullen. And the problem isn’t whether she can handle the job, but it’s can she keep her heart. Too bad no one told her he was Totally Irresistible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,461 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Time Spent Waiting by FeyWindwalker reviews
In between the moment when Levi saved his life and his first mission as a member of the Recon Corps, Eren finds himself needing someone who can see him for something more then the Titan he can become. Levi just wants his charge to be happy. Add in a budding romance and things start to get a little dicey. Eren x Levi. Warnings: Fluff, smut, lemons (or limes?), and yaoi.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,580 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
Hearts of Gold by Iridescent Thilbo Bagginshield reviews
What would have happened if Dwalin had not interrupted Bilbo and Thorin in the acorn scene in BOTFA? Would Bilbo have revealed his secret feelings for him, or perhaps, Thorin would have chosen to instead? Find out here. Rated M for violence, language, lemons, and slash. Mpreg and AU. Thorin, Fíli, and Kíli do not die.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,465 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Waterlogged by the-bird-howl reviews
Rain stops the Company from passing directly through Mirkwood, and they are forced to make camp for the night. While the rain keeps them trapped beneath their tarps, the forest begins to play games with them. BAGGINSHIELD / originally posted on AO3
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Bofur, Dwalin
Our Vices by Giantrubbermoose reviews
Bilba is caught in the act of watching Thorin. There will be deep reaching consequences to her actions
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 9,037 - Follows: 6,358 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Do I Make You Nervous, Hobbit? by A Very Respectable Hobbit reviews
Everything had felt so real, but now he was sure that he must be dreaming. After all, his dreams had always been so vivid, though Dream-Thorin had never teased him like this before.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The start of something new by A.song.for.the.last.day reviews
Bilbo and Thorin where friends ( or even something more) when they where younger. When they loose contact with eachother, they can't seem to forget about eachother. What happens when one day their paths cross again? Disclaimer: This is a Bagginshield story. Pairing is M&M and I'd like to rate it M for possible adult scenes. You have been warned ;)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Plowed by GeekChic12 reviews
On a dreary Monday morning, he plowed right in to her life. Will she see him for who he is and let him in? ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,000 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TH Gathering by VioletVision reviews
Ship AU: Bilbo is oblivious to the fact that Thorin and Thranduil are fighting over him at a gathering even though he is sitting right there. Things change to Thorin/Bilbo and Thorin/Thranduil (love/hate - chapters 4, 10 and 14 are the steamy depraved parts). Bard/Elrond are in chapters 14 and 15. Kili/Tauriel is chapter 16.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,943 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil] Bilbo B., Elrond
Night-Time Adventures by A Very Respectable Hobbit reviews
Bilbo Baggins was feeling adventurous. Not the 'running out of his hobbit hole to go on a quest' kind of adventurous. This was more the 'stripping off his clothes, putting on his magic ring and sneaking up on Thorin' kind of adventurous.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Bofur, Bombur
Winter Tomb by penpenhooray reviews
Bilbo never mentioned that hobbits hibernate like the dead, so they assume the worst after BOtFa. Some weeks later, Bilbo wakes up for a snack, only to find himself in his own tomb. When Thorin finds a live hobbit in Bilbo's tomb...well, there won't be much resting in peace in that tomb.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Balin, Óin - Complete
Hot And Steamy by kirbychann reviews
One shot Lemon
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Ryuko M., A. Mikisugi - Complete
Ink on the Skin by DaughteroftheUniverse reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a simple hobbit. And, like all creatures of Middle Earth, he has a mark, a tattoo of sorts, that will help him find his soul mate. When he moves to an eastern hobbit settlement with his young nephew Frodo, he finds something extraordinary. Bilbo never expected to find his soul mate, and he certainly did not believe it would be a dwarf by the name of Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Gratitude and Pleasure by monkeywahl reviews
Feelings for the girl had always stirred within Aikurou and no matter what he tried, they refused to die. A chance springs up for an opportunity for him to express himself and he'd be damned if he didn't take it. [MikiRyu PWP]
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [Ryuko M., A. Mikisugi] - Complete
Of Hobbits and Belt Buckles by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
After Bilbo falls from his pony, Thorin insists on the hobbit riding with him. Bilbo, of course, is very annoyed by something prodding him in the back as they ride. When he mentions that Thorin's belt buckle was annoying him to Fili and Kili, the boys, of course, laugh. Thus starts a journey of trying to discover what is so funny about belt buckles, along with a journey to love.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Master Edward by Rosalie Adrian reviews
AU. Dominant Edward. Rated M for sexual content/lemonyness. What will Bella do when Edward continues to tease her throughout the night? Stay tuned. I WILL be continuing soon, promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10726 - Favs: 9,287 - Follows: 7,011 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Worth the Risk by footprints358 reviews
As a firefighter, Edward faces danger on a regular basis. He knows how to assess risky situations to determine the best possible result. When a shy kindergarten teacher stumbles into his life, will he be able to make the right call? Will Bella be able to handle the fire that comes with Edward's life? Is "happily ever after" worth the risk? Adult language and humor. Cannon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,349 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make or Break Me by cruiz107 reviews
Bella, homeless and in need, collides into a man that can't be bothered with her. Is he the one who's going to pick her up or leave her in despair? WARNING: SOME SCENES MAY BE TOO GRAPHIC FOR SOME! READ W/ CAUTION.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,970 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night in Vegas by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.SMUTFUL. After going through a horrible divorce, Bella finds herself in Vegas with her best friend Alice in hopes to lose herself and momentarily forget the pain of lost love for a night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,450 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maid to Watch by lellabeth reviews
Hotel maid Bella stumbles upon a guest in a compromising position. Sometimes, it's better to watch. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11012 - Favs: 8,552 - Follows: 6,679 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 3,382 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,317 - Reviews: 8441 - Favs: 5,988 - Follows: 7,499 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
My Perfect Match by HappyMess reviews
Bella Swan never considered online dating. After all, she was only twenty-one. But after too many glasses of wine, her best friend convinces her otherwise. AH. Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,180 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Crushing by MidnightLove87 reviews
She's been crushing on him for years, this year she vows to make sure he sees her as something other than his pseudo little sister. Will he crush her when he shows up to Christmas with his new fiancée or will she crush him in return? AH Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,356 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cassolette by mabarberella reviews
The perfume emanating from her made me stutter, crazy with want. Not want to drain her dry - I wanted her alive, heart pumping, squirming in pleasure. I had long ago mastered restraint, but it was slipping. I had never faltered, not ever. Until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
Awkward by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Pairing: Ellie/Joel Summary: Ellie is nervous about going to bed with Joel (not that way...yet). It is the beginning of the relationship.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Taken in the Night by sheviking reviews
Re-post of my first story, Taken. Bella is kidnapped by Edward, the man who has secretly wanted her and watched her from afar. Is it love or merely obsession which motivates him? Bella is about to find out. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9319 - Favs: 7,688 - Follows: 7,790 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5850 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beloved by writergirl2003 reviews
"You scared me," he tells her, and he doesn't mind saying it because for the past two years she has been his everything: his mother, his confidante, and, most importantly, the mother of his child.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Dr. Thredson, Lana W. - Complete
Bereft by writergirl2003 reviews
The marks on his face are beginning to heal, the ones she left on him while leaving his basement. He's spent the time he's been given thinking of ways to punish her for murdering the child. The thought consumes him now like never before.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Dr. Thredson, Lana W. - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15769 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh, Marceline! by Kataangfanficer reviews
Princess Bubblegum and Marceline develop an awkward relationship. FULLY STORY NOW ON ARCHIVEOFOUROWN. Check my profile for a link.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
The Tenderness of a King by shinigami714 reviews
Fili and Kili out Bilbo as a virgin embarrassing him in front of the other dwarves. One dwarf intends to rectify the situation. Thorin/Bilbo fluffiness, First Time. Written for a prompt on the LJ Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7405 - Favs: 6,151 - Follows: 4,215 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful by DazzledIn2008 reviews
Bella, new to "the lifestyle," attends a party at dominant Edward Cullen's house, and he shows an interest in her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,322 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Within Reach by SoapyMayhem reviews
For years she's wanted him, fantasized about him, wanting more than he could ever give. He was never within reach... until now. Darkward/Olderward see disclaimer inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turkey Baster by counselor reviews
Bella is determined to get pregnant. What's the difference if she uses a high tech appliance or a crude flesh appendage, it's all just delivery systems, right? And here he comes now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distracted by WoahNow reviews
Bella's thoughts are elsewhere in her English lesson and the detention Mr. Cullen gives her doesn't turn out quite as intended. AH. I advise you only to read this if you are over 18. Warning: Scenes of violence: chapters 9, 10, 23 and 24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,379 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Fine Line by kris salvador reviews
A vampire with a temper and another with a secret are forced into an unconventional union. Won 2nd place, AU, popular vote at the Truly Anonymous Twilight Contest. Warning: contains the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 157 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Welcome to the Cameo Hotel by Catastrophia reviews
Hotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 244 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4504 - Favs: 7,594 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fluid Mechanics by Catastrophia reviews
Virgin super kinky perv engineer, Dr. Edward Cullen has met his ultimate sexual fantasy in the flesh in pinup girl dressing fellow engineer, Dr. Bella Swan. Innuendos fly, but is Edward's geek factor too thick for Bella to get her point across? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Maid by one of eddie's girls reviews
Could his fantasy actually come true? Edward Cullen spent months desiring the Maid what happens when she shows him some interest? My Homage to Spanish Soaps... Rated M OOC, AH, E/B R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Love Tokyo Style by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Edward, a lonely executive on a business trip in Japan, is encouraged to loosen up and enjoy the city. Will he find a cure for the monotony in an uninhibited punk he meets in a Karaoke bar? Written for FGBAutism
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let Your Guard Down by WoahNow reviews
Bodyguard Edward Masen is supposed to protect the famous writer Bella Swan. But what happens when things get heated on her private plane? EPOV Rated M. Collaboration by EdwardsLove82 & WoahNow.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Higher Power by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Sister Swan is disappointed when she is forced to confiscate marijuana from her favorite student. What happens when she goes to Father Cullen to ask for his mercy? Priestward/Nunella Lemon/Drug Use. Entry for the High Times Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 2,724 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6091 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
WoWzers by HappyMess reviews
It's Edward's 35th Birthday. Come celebrate and find out what he has hidden in his basement. Silly story, somewhat crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Ciao by Domysticated reviews
Italy, 1944. Edward is a resistance fighter, Bella the young girl who joins the fight and awakens his soul. With war and destruction raging all around them, can they hold on to their love and humanity? Written for the Age of Edward contest 2010.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught by kris salvador reviews
A sleeping Edward, a naughty Bella and a bunch of dancing food. Winner of the Bloodthristy Belles and Sinful Senoritas challenge. More on the sinful, fluffy side. One-shot. Reworked.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Candy Shop Counters Are Really For by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan fantasizes about Edward Cullen regularly. When he shows up at her candy store and doesn't get the treat he came in for, he gets to eat something a little more... pleasurable. M, AH, AU, and a crazy, erotic one shot. Explosive, chocolatey LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Are Mine by rdrumm5 reviews
ONE SHOT - AH- Bella's tired of Edward working so much and forgetting about her. What's Edward going to do when he sees Bella dancing with another man? Dominate Edward and very lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Strip Search by bellabee66 reviews
AH Officer Masen is the newest addition to the Forks Police Dept. He's been warned about the Chief's daughter. He finds himself pulling her over for speeding. Just how far will Bella go to get out of a ticket? Yummy goodness with twist of LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9558 - Favs: 8,167 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by reagan o'connor reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a bad relationship and takes off to start a new life. She finds work as an exotic dancer, and finds she must overcome many issues in order to build a new relationship with a new man, Edward Cullen. **ADULT THEMES** OOC, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,809 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
In Search of Euphoria by lovelovelove22 reviews
Bella is a troubled teenager, and Edward is hopelessly in love with her. He tries to prove to her that the medication, the doctors appointments, and the episodes only make him love her more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 47,995 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Love, My Life by lovelovelove22 reviews
Burnt out Bella moves to Seattle where she meets single parent Edward, and sparks fly. But can Edward and Bella work through the complications that arise? Rated M for mild lanuage and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 70,175 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 9,844 - Follows: 3,266 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Banana by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is very sexually frustrated and needs release. But Edward wants to wait. However, she finds a banana and knows exactly what she wants to do to herself. OOC and VERY KINKY. One-shot! Read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Smut Mondays by Debussy-This reviews
Every Monday, Debussy This and Bethaboo will switch off writing smutty one shots around 500 words to improve everyone's start to the week!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward