The Reel Lifer
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Joined 02-28-03, id: 349872, Profile Updated: 09-16-08
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, DC Superheroes, and Justice League.

It is a sad fact of life that some people are procrastinators.
I happen to be one of them.

Luckily, I've managed to more or less get over my complete inability to finish things I start. Particularly with regards to fanfic. This is not only excellent for my self-esteem, but also keeps people from hounding after my blood, which I happen to enjoy keeping in my body, thank you.

And now, to save you valuable fic-reading time, I present to you my current fandoms and the pairings you're most likely to encounter in my fics. (So that you can go elsewhere if you don't like 'em.)

Stargate: SG-1 -- Jack O'Neill/Daniel Jackson
Stargate: Atlantis -- Rodney McKay/Carson Beckett
DC comics -- Booster Gold/Blue Beetle
Justice League Unlimited -- Vigilante/Shining Knight

Got it? Good. As you may have noticed, they're all slash. I have no problem with het, I just don't write a whole lot of it. (Unless it's a gender-bender thing, which is always fun.)

Now is about the time I should probably add a clever quote, as that seems to be the done thing in profiles.Yeah, I got nuthin'. Go read.

(Also, you may have noticed I have several "Mulletverse" stories. For more on what that is and the list of fics in chronological order, you can visit my Mullet-verse Page.)

EDIT (9/17/2008): Since I'm much better about updating my LiveJournal than I am about updating here, I recommend taking a detour to my List O' Fic if you're interested in anything I've written in the past two years. At last count, there were something in the range of a hundred fifty fics there, not counting individual chapters of the longer ones. Currently, I am too lazy to also post them here. Sorry.
(Please note: Quite a number of them contain ADULT MATERIAL. They are all appropriately labelled, so you shouldn't stumble across any NC-17 freak-fests while looking for some PG fluff, but be aware and please READ the ratings. I'm bad about descriptions, it's a failing of mine, but I do try to make the rating as accurate as possible. If it says "NC-17," I'm not foolin' around. It's NC-17. Thank you.)

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Warning: The Pool is Contaminated by Alba Aulbath reviews
The Question, after tracking down loose ends, finds out the fate of Blue Beetle. Suffice to say, he's not very pleased.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,286 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Of the Unlikely Sort by SnapeJuice reviews
A NevillePansy romance. Companion piece to That Which Does Not Kill Me. When you put your arms around meWell, baby, there ain't nothing in this world I can't do. Keith Urban, Somebody Like You
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Pansy P., Neville L.
Whoring at Hogwarts by Michi the Killer reviews
Keeping this one up because it's funny. Abandoned for the time being, but I may resurrect it...someday...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Justin FinchFletchley and the Normal Teenage Prob by Lassiter reviews
lem. Cursed be space constraints. An MS fic on its head: Mary Sue as a side character in a Hufflepuff’s life instead of the other way around. So, as she saves the world and shags her way through fanon, the Hufflepuff house goes about its daily busines
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Rubeus H., Severus S.
The Severus He Saved by Jazz1 reviews
According to the Wizarding World, Severus Dumbledore was murdered when he was four years old...but was he really?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,531 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Of Heroes and Villains and Partners by X-parrot reviews
SLASH Smallville xover. 'Give it up. They know.'
Crossover - Static Shock & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
Dark Lord of the Dance by Mephiste C reviews
Wry!Harry, Mix-Master DJ Snape (yo), and Disco King!Voldemort all meet in the Forbidden Forest and get down with their bad selves. Please R/R. Rated PG-13 for gratuitous bird-snogging.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Not Another Order of the Phoenix! by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Voldemort's Diary by Cerridwen reviews
Do you want to know the deepest secrets of Voldemort's black little heart? Then you have to read that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Voldemort
A Matter of Personal Opinion by Mad Maudlin's Dirty Toes reviews
Because L/D isn’t a hallucinatory drug, no matter what Draco wishes. General parody of slashfic, H/D. Chapter three up!! The long broom ride to Hogwarts contains more than Harry or Draco could have wished....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2002 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Penitent Man by Ariana Deralte reviews
Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Severus S., Albus D.
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Who We Are by Persephone Kore reviews
Complete. Time's Riddle 1.Voldemort makes an electrifying return, and Harry talks the illustrative illusion of a young Tom Riddle into reality -- and into supplanting his older self. Also involves a loyal snake, an unwontedly animate frog, and Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pink Dreams by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Barbie and Ken are planning to celebrate 40 years of going steady, but is everything really perfect in the Dream House? Yes, it's Barbie slash.
Bratz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Romance by Angel without wings reviews
EVERYONE loves EVERYONE else! Some-one even falls in love with Voldemort... Hr/R, Hr/Dr, H/Dr and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2002 - Published: 1/20/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Could The Snape Save Hogwarts? by Moey reviews
A Seuss-esque poem speculating on Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2000
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Little Boy Blue reviews
A mixup causes Booster and Beetle to be transported far from home to help another Blue Beetle. How can the Blue and Gold duo get back before they unravel the spacetime continuum? Through wacky shenanigans! Featuring the Question. Mulletverse. SLASH, HET.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Happy Ever After reviews
Ever since That Movie came out, things had been...a mite strange. Vigilante and Shining Knight go to the movies. SLASH.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Legacies and Traditions reviews
A Mulletverse future fic. Where the Blue and Gold are different, but no less Blue and Gold. SLASH mention, HET mention, GEN.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Harmonious Discourse reviews
Three Mulletverse snippets combined and interwoven to create one huge thing. Bug and Oracle talk. Junior, Max, and the Teen Titans have an orgy and yet there is no underage sex. Beetle and Booster go flying. A fun time is had by all. SLASH, HET.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Shining reviews
Where's a knight in shining armor when you need one? Vigilante meets Shining Knight. SLASH...sort of.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Discordant Hormoney reviews
Magical mayhem and torrents of teens in a story that could only be nicknamed 'I Was A Teenaged Boostle! ' The further adventures of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle as they explore life after resurrection. Mulletverse. SLASH.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Theoretical Chemistry reviews
Everyone knows about them, but it takes Booster Gold to say anything. BoosterBeetle and VigilanteShining Knight. Four great time periods for the price of one! SLASH.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
Midst of Rough Earthliness reviews
Maybe Ted can't cook, but Booster could get used to this. A trip to the park with Junior, introspection, and Japanese. Mulletverse interlude. SLASH.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Hairy Situations and Situational Hair reviews
What's a fella to do when his best friend dies? Don a goatee, become a supervillain, and get him back, that's what! How Booster Gold and Blue Beetle saved the world, despite a series of bad hair days. Mulletverse. SLASH.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Diversion In Transgression reviews
Question and Zsasz, unexpectedly connected. A drabble. GEN.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
The Batman reviews
You're still a legend where I come from. A homesick Booster visits Gotham. GEN.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Communicating reviews
In the future...when someone knocks on a guy's door in the middle of the night and says they want to talk, it's usually a pickup line. Beetle talks to Booster. SLASH.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Bad High School Spanish reviews
In which Sam speaks the language better than Daniel and Jack has a thing for Daniel's neck. SLASH.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Domino Effect reviews
Wacky pairings lead to wacky pairings, and perhaps one OTP. Written in response to a challenge. SLASH, HET.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Affirmations of Life reviews
After the events of ThirtyEight Minutes, reaction sets in. Commence with the sexual healing. Bit of a PWP. SLASH.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
Careful reviews
Rodney, and his extremities, intend to return to Carson in one piece. PWP, SLASH.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
Pretending reviews
Jack gets an unexpected moment of comfort after the events in Smoke And Mirrors. Suggested SLASH.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - J. O'Neill, J. Quinn - Complete
O'Neill reviews
Why is Jack so favored by the Asgard? A whatif? story. GEN.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Reason Why reviews
Sometimes Jack wonders why Daniel didn't just kill him. Smutty Absolute Power angst. SLASH.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Docet Minervam reviews
Set during Harry's second year: McGonagall, Lockhart, and Snape in the staff room. Is Lockhart, for once, not completely oblivious? (Probably not.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Severus S.