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Joined 02-28-03, id: 349877
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

A fan of all things videogames and has a passing interest in anime. My current favorite anime is Death Note, and my favorite Manga is currently One Piece. I write Naruto fanfics pretty exclusively, though I'm not entirely sure why I don't branch out. My current favorite games are: Elite Beat Agents, The Warrirors, and Tales of the Abyss.

Personal Information: I'm currently recovering from a really bad quarter at college, but this quarter is looking to be way better. Hopefully this will mean that I'll return to my fics, but we'll just have to see.

Now for a few of my favorite qoutes.

You know you're screwed when that shooting star keeps getting bigger.

"Even when you're immortal... The plumbing eventually stops working... down there."

"That's pointless, dangerous and stupid... We jump on three right?"

She didn't know what was worse, that she hadn't thought the plan all the way through, or that Gourry had figured it out before her.

"No you idiot! That's a Tigon, they're stupid and they smell like poo!"

He hadn't seen anyone get drunk this fast since he met that guy whose wife left him for his sister.

"Me and my gnarled staff of Ass-whoop say otherwise."

"You know what I love about meatloaf? Everything."

I couldn't find a good Alex Trebek sprite, so I used Q-bert instead.

"I will start stabbing you with bullets now."

"Did you insert your father's skull into that bowling ball?"
"No, the guy at the pro-shop did it for me."

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

"Do you have your axes? If not, you're probably dead."

"Mockery: Oh Master, I hate everything you stand for, but I think we should go to the cargo hold and press our mucus covered lips together."

"There aren't enough kittens in the world to cover up the blood in this game."

"Rollin rollin rollin, keep them doggies rollin, boy my ass is swollen, Rawhide."

"Do you even listen to yourself?"
"I drift in and out."

"She may be worth a million dollars to you, but to me she's worthless!"

"This is all a lie. He wasn't the first, he wasn't Phillip J Fry, he wasn't a martian, and since when was he a The?"
"You're twice the The he ever was."

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Ninja is to flip out and kill people

Scanning: Is object a bear? ... Yes.

In loving memory of the now deleted, "National Chatroom" by Squirtle X:
"You tried to eat a wave?"

"KIRBY! STOP EATING THE HALLLAMPS!"

They couldn't understand what he was saying, but fortunately, subtitles were appearing at his feet whenever he talked.

"Does anyone else find it odd that we're talking in a chatroom when we're all sitting next to each other out in an open field, with the computers that we robbed from that electronics store plugged into portable outlets that Luigi just happened to have in his pocket?"

"Shut up Stahn, nobody knows who you are anyway."

After the carnage, all that was left of him were some sunglasses, and a jar of peanut butter flavored pickles.

"Wait, so you're saying that the various plot holes and strange happenings were all because Jake killed the author two hours ago?"

The supreme being of existence appeared before them as a french fry wearing a sombrero.

Kirby drew his double bladed lightsaber, but the evil llama drew a triple bladed lightsaber. "Duel of Fates" began to play in the background.

Evil Ramblin' Llama dropped a six-pack. Paula took it. Jeff stole it.

The two fighters stabbed each other at the same time. Both looked down at their fatal wounds, then at each other. Silently they both began to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who would die.

Status:

All stories: Back from hiatus. Going to try and update more, but don't hold me to that.

Fox-Hunter: Chap 14 in progress... slow progress.
Digital Demon Story: Chapter 5 up
Dragon's Treasure: On Hiatus
Al's House of Drabbles: New drabbles up as soon as I write them.

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Avenging by DB Sommer reviews
It's a fusion of Ranma 12 and Marvel's Avengers. Chapter 1 lays the groundwork for what's to come as it deals with several of the heroes origins. (Chapter 15 is an information guide for those who want to catch up fast)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 406,733 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 9/17/2001
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
The Neverending Road by Leitbur reviews
Hikaru's journey through the world of the pros continues, facing opponents new and old as well as challenges of the heart. Takes place after the series ends.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 478,946 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
After the End: Remix Edition by patchworkearth reviews
Every Persona user must rise again on the eve of humanity's greatest threat. The definitive version of "After the End." Fully Remixed, with author's annotations and new content throughout! LATEST: Ch.8 - Everything goes absolutely wrong.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,404 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8457 - Favs: 10,061 - Follows: 7,574 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Eagle and the Butterfly by patchworkearth reviews
After the end - all the days of the quiet boy who became the seal, the people he saw, and how he found his way home. P3/P4. Spoilers, Theories, light touches on the pairings: Mi/Yu, Sou/Ris, Nao/Kan
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Minato A. - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Not Yaoi. Seriously, cut that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Empyreal Paradox by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Naruto. Sakura. The Village of the Hidden Leaf. At the end, there was only the beginning. [Sequel to Garden of Sanctuary and Medusa Javelin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,925 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 422 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Divergence by Nawaki reviews
[AU] An impossible achievement brings about great changes in the stream of time as new ripples in the pond of life erase many past mistakes, leaving the ever present uncertainty of what will come to be faced with better odds...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,769 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 3,212 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Restoration of Faith by karrafear reviews
SEQUAL to Faith in Humanity Naruto OOC PG13. After Sandaime’s death, Naruto made a promise to himself to defy his own destiny and pursue a future that will lead to freedom and happiness. Chapters 35: Ending of this chapter in my life. STORY NOW COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 391,001 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Heart of Gold by SerialRavist reviews
A fic that drifts through the game, as seen through the eyes of Agrias. It's introspective, focusing largely on character interaction. All reviews welcomed.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 124,418 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Ramza.B, Agrias.O - Complete
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Better Mousetrap by Aishuu reviews
Getting Sasuke back to Konoha isn't the problem. It's keeping him there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Al's House of Drabbles reviews
Back in business! From Sasuke's Linkin Park collection, to plans for world domination, to Akatsuki drinking games, Al's House of Drabbles has it all!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,276 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U.
Digital Demon Story reviews
AU, After the incident with Mizuki, the Sandaime has a talk with Naruto, with revelations and... gifts?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Naruto U.
FoxHunter reviews
When the ShikiFujin fails, Naruto goes through drastic changes. Follow his new life as FoxHunter, aspiring Hunternin of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,314 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Naruto U.
Dragon's Treasure reviews
Ninja Gaiden crossover. When Ryu Hayabusa adopts Naruto, their lives, and the lives of those around them are changed forever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004