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Joined 02-28-03, id: 349907, Profile Updated: 07-20-14
Author has written 37 stories for Stargate: SG-1, X-Men: The Movie, Stargate: Atlantis, NCIS, Harry Potter, and Law and Order: SVU.

Good Lord. Am I actually doing this again? Okay...

So...I'm Christi. I used to write a lot of fic. Some of it was bad. Some funny. Some ridiculous. Some really quite good (if I do say so myself). Then...life happened? The fandom I loved sort of petered out? I went to grad school and lost any semblance of free time?

And then...then I watched Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries and fell in deep fandom love. So, here we are. Writing fic. It may be slow coming, as I am still in grad school, but it will happen. Because the show is so damn good and Phyrne and Jack...they rock my socks.

I've met some of my best friends through fandoms over the years. You should introduce yourself! I am friendly and always willing to flail about fandom things!

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1 Year by DivineMissP reviews
1 year. 365 days. On the one hand it felt like only yesterday, on the other, like another lifetime ago. The past, the present, and the future (with a little smut thrown in for good measure).
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,721 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Phryne F., Jack R.
Break My Heart Tomorrow by Firebird9 reviews
... but let me have tonight. When Jack finally makes his move, Phryne is forced to confront not only her own feelings but also the reality of just how badly she has hurt him.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
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An Acceptable Arrangement reviews
Austen!verse AU. John Sheppard, prominent businessman, has ventured to London to find a suitable diplomat for his company, Atlantis Trading and Shipping. OR, what happens when you take Jane Austen and SGA and mix them up. JohnElizabeth UST. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Sets of Two reviews
Post Fragile Balance, Jack's clone is left to deal. But maybe, he wasn't left completely alone....COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 10/13/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Domesticated Equines reviews
The first year of Jack and Sam's marriage, one snippet at a time. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Look After You reviews
Tony wakes up to a surprise at his front door...COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Tony D. - Complete
Laughter is the Best Medicine reviews
A collection of random, unrelated, silly little ficlets I've written. Will be added to sporadically.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Beauty in the Breakdown reviews
Four ways Elizabeth Weir never fell apart and one way she might have...COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Not Scene reviews
Vala was Cameron's first alien encounter. And really, she was sort of hard to beat...CamVala pairing, COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2006 - C. Mitchell, Vala - Complete
By Its Cover reviews
John Munch finds something he never expected in a way he never expected.... Written mainly to test the question, If you have a Mary Sue and you have her blatantly Mary Sue type thing, can you still have a good fic? I don't know, but I tried. COMPLETE
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Padfoot and the Hogwarts Howler reviews
Complete and total crack!fic. Scooby Doo and Harry Potter are now enmeshed in some strange universe where Hermione says Jinkies! a lot. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Visitors and Fish reviews
Benjamin Franklin said that fish and visitors stink after three days. In this short followup to A Maneuvering Business, Jack finds out he was right. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Rest in Pieces reviews
Tony tries to wrap his mind around Gibbs' abandonment of the team... COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
On Your Mind reviews
...But she knows that when she needs an excuse to cry, she still makes chocolate chip cookies. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Punchline reviews
Those ancestors sure had a funny sense of humor....COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - John S. - Complete
Unusual Punishment reviews
Sometimes, things go horribly awry. COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Further I Fall reviews
Ronon runs. It's all he knows how to do. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
The Price Is Right reviews
Sheppard visits a planet that's a little too friendly. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom reviews
Sam has a disturbing moment, Jack reassures her. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Daydream Believer reviews
Jack's just walking down the hall of the Pentagon one day, innocent and unsuspecting.... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Leaping Tall Buildings reviews
So, what, you’re telling me that my great contribution to mankind is going to be starting an intergalactic fashion trend? Paul DavisMajor Lorne slashy fic. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2006 - P. Davis - Complete
A Maneuvering Business reviews
Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
There's a B List in my Closet reviews
Storage closets at the SGC were, in their own way, as important as the ‘Gate itself. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Somebody's Hero reviews
Alternate Universefireman!verse. Janet's life in a 'verse based off of The Changeling. Some minor JackSam as well as ShepWeir and a tiny bit of JanetDaniel.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2005 - J. Fraiser
Missing Things reviews
Alternate Universe. Sam has issues finding something important and barely avoids a precarious situation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Phonetic reviews
Elizabeth had always loved words.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Patchwork reviews
...So really, even if the moment wasn’t precisely perfect, anything that involved a naked Samantha Carter came close enough... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Back To The Place You Are reviews
...And so, the first sex free weekend with Carter began... Season 9 fluffiness. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Askew reviews
Time passes. Things change. Sometimes, you forget. An Intruder fic insert. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Compares With You reviews
...There is no one compares with you... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
This Is The Way We reviews
Sometimes, the story of two people is deceptively simple...COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
With A Cherry On Top reviews
Even the most insurmountable problems can be solved with ice cream. COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Burnt Connection reviews
...Yeah, it didn't make sense to him either... A postEnd Game fic. 'Cuz I really, really hated that episode... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Glory Days reviews
Sometimes, you forget to take into account all the factors...A mini!Jack and mini!Sam fic. Post Fragile Balance, obviously. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Fractured Feeling reviews
Memory is a fickle thing...Sequel to Splintered Sentiment COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Potentially Everything reviews
After being thawed, Jack has a disconcerting couple of minutes. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/23/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Shatters reviews
The cold gets to you after awhile...COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Splintered Sentiment reviews
The team finally gets Jack back...sort of. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/2/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete