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Joined 12-06-11, id: 3499459, Profile Updated: 07-02-12
Author has written 4 stories for Edward Scissorhands, Pinocchio, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Avatar.

"It's Showtime!" -Beetlejuice

"Do or do not. There is no try." -Star Wars

"Round up the usual suspects." -Casablanca

"I'm not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was because he's a total fucking hottie!" -My Immortal


Welcome to my account! My name is Tristan Lotz and I've been exploring the world of fanfiction since roughly September 2011 (it really is a double-edge knife...)

Anyway, I've got a couple stories of my own up, and you can read my original works FictionPress under my account Magnulux. You can see my illustrations and visual art on my deviantArt account, Glorilux. I hope you enjoy my works and please feel free to comment or contact me or visit my other accounts.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23766 - Favs: 13,434 - Follows: 12,344 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Ugly Barnacle by 3theCaptain reviews
Patrick Star told a story to his friend to cheer him up, but he never knew the full tale. He never knew the trials the Ugly Barnacle faced, nor the heartbreak he endured. The story has been lost to time, and remains only as a whisper on the wind. [Satire, parody, occasional strong language.]
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011
Life of a bald weirdo by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Voldemort is back! And even more hilarious then before. From mental hospitals, scary old ladies, and strippers named Jim to Voldemort's romance novel, and how jello and toaster can kill you. Sequel to Confessions of a bald weirdo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Vengeance Games The Capitol Games by brigrove reviews
The Justice Games forces Capitol children to fight to the death. But Katniss finds out, justice is not what the organisers have in mind. Now she embarks on a personal fight to save at least one innocent girl. First story in the Vengeance Games series
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Katniss E., Other tributes - Complete
Happy Birthday, Lydia! by Bright Eyed Soul Sister reviews
CartoonVerse. It's Lydia's birthday and Beetlejuice forgot. Now he's got one week to earn enough money to buy her a gift.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Beetlejuice - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction by 3theCaptain reviews
A fanfiction about Hermione writing a fanfiction about herself writing a fanfiction about herself. Quickly dissolves into parody territory. [Comedy! One shot, so you can just read this, then you and I will pretend this never happened.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
She Who Hesitates by pettybureaucrat reviews
AU 6th Year. Harry and Luna kiss after Slughorn's party and become a couple, exploring their feelings and sexuality to the ultimate conclusion. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The First Church Of Bikini Bottom by fishsticks4jesus reviews
Sandy's cousin, Candy, helps Bikini Bottom build its first Christian church. You'll never guess who's in charge of it! CONTENT WARNING: A character uses the Lord's name in vain.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
The Closet by sprog101 reviews
something random I wrote, please read and review : Thank you. I know its bad
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Edwin V., Lizzie M. - Complete
The Ironic Demise of Lord Voldemort by iGiggle reviews
Just a silly little story involving a happy Voldemort, an irritable Vernon Dursley, and a rifle. Not to be taken seriously. Not even a little bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Voldemort, Vernon D. - Complete
Polyjuice, Memory Charms, and More by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is a compilation of all of my one-shots. Most of them are sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,596 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Pop Rocks! by Metropolis Kid reviews
It seems that the sky people DO have ONE thing the Na'vi want after all - magic rocks that create hundreds of delightful explosions in your mouth. Warning, this fic is very silly and NOT to be taken seriously. One-Shot. Friendship fic - No slash!
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Norm S., Jake S. - Complete
Did Somebody Say Vampire? by Rachel Ewok reviews
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and everyone's favorite Beetle Juice have been sent to Italy for the same reasons: Extinguish the new vampires that will throw the world into chaos. Joined by Edward Scissorhands and a slew of others, what will happen to Twilight?
Crossover - Twilight & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
Legend of Laputa by Delta Knight reviews
My interpretation of the scene at the beginning that chronicles the history of the people of Laputa.
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Spirit Carries On by DOTMW reviews
COMPLETED! Nicholas and Emily are plauged with dreams from past lives, haunted by strange faces. But when they meet, they'll discover how far their past lives will go to keep a promise. WillXLyra, OCXOC
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,875 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
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Why Are You Here? reviews
One day, the Nav'i finally just decide to simply ask the humans why they arrived on Pandora and what their purpose is for being there. Just a quick drabble I dreamed up laying on my bed one afternoon.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Neytiri, M. Quaritch - Complete
WIZARDS VS GODS: THE FINAL WAR BEGINS reviews
After watching the wizard world for eons, the gods have finally had it with all the segregation, fantastic racism, forbidding exogamy, and especially their "one-per-family" policy, and are launching their ultimate attack upon the wizards to reform-or destroy-them once and for all.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
My Nose Will Grow reviews
Pinocchio invokes a paradox to short out the Blue Fairy's magic on his nose, enabling him to lie all he wants, thus taking him on a VERY different path from the original film... NOW COMPLETE
Pinocchio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
One Last Time reviews
In honor of Valentine's Day: What if Kim had snuck off to see Edward one last time?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kim B., Edward - Complete