Tha-Re
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Joined 12-06-11, id: 3500086, Profile Updated: 01-20-12

I iz back ^^;

from a horrible month.

Yush...

Oh welsh, might as well post my favorite stories i've done in that time!

There isn't much about me.

Name: ThaRe

Interests: Mainly drawing and writing, but I also enjoy Tamagotchis, Warriors, Doctor Who, Happy Happy Clover, How I survived Middle school, and Hetalia.

My interests, I guess, are what make me up.

Oh here's an internet poke to Kat and Silverrequiemwolf- *double poke*

I am proud to be German decendant. ;P and POLISH. yess, POLISH. you cannot blame Poland for his awesome doughnuts, now, can you? XD hahah anyways..

I teach myself things like piano, guitar, drawing, and now I will start chewing on the drum section... I like teach myself things hahah

So... Thats about it that I can think of right now...

Oh- I know!

Maybe this below will say some more about me ^^;

Pick 10 anime/TV/ book characters (I'll be doing all Hetalia Characters b/c it is weird when i had it from other books and tv shows as well...)

1. Germany

2. Russia

3. Canada

4. Poland (like, totes! I love this guy!)

5. England

6. France (Just to make it interesting :3)

7. Italy V.

8. America (? i don't know. :) )

9. Prussia

10. Romano (to add some spice to the mix haha)

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night

Germany: You remembered the training at this time, correct?

Me: *grumbling* yess...

Number 2 asks you to go out with them.

Me: Sorry. I'm not that type of person. Find someone else...

Russia: alright.

Me: *phone rings* *picks up* hello? Oh, yes. He's here... uh huh... oh okay, *turns to Russia* hey, your sister wants to talk to you, Russia...

Russia: *runs away*

Me: O_o; oookay..

3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering!

(hahah! I'm lucky enough to have a shower curtain!)

Me: Yes! I'm taking the shower! Water pressure still isn't that great! You can go away, now, my sister!

Canada: *crestfallen*

4 announced he’s going to marry 9! Your reaction to this statement?

Me: Talk about messed up... *sigh*

5 cooked you dinner.

Me: oh my gosh! This smells amazing! ^^

England: You really think so?

Me: Absolutely! *takes bite* I don't listen to anyone's comment- your food is amazing!

6 Was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping.

Me: *runs away while she can*

7 suddenly confesses to be part of your family.

Italy: Hey, Re?

Me: Yeah?

Italy: I'm a part of your family.

Me: Aaaahh that would make so much sense! ^^ I forget tons of things!

8 got into the hospital somehow.

Me: America? How did you get here?

America: I was being the HERO!

Me: aaaaand what does that mean?

America: ...

Me: like I thought..

9 made fun of your friends.

Me: *glares* why, Prussia?

Prussia: What? no one was believing that I was awesome...

10 ignored you all the time.

Me:... Gosh, what will get you to RESPOND!?!

-moment's thought-

Me: Oh RRIIIIIGHT! *hugs*

Romano: YOU @$%(&%! GET THE *$%^# &(@ OFF OF ME!!

Two serial killers are after you! What will 1 do?

Me: *comes out of small sink cabinet* you got them, riight?

Germany: yes. I did.

Me: good. Thank you. ^^

You’re on vacation with 2, and you manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: Owowowowow!

Russia: I understand. Pain is good, da?

Me: Get me to the hospital or I will drag myself there while you laugh!!

Russia: very well. Vodka?

Me: NO!

It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Canada: Here, I thought you'd like this *hands jug*

Me: Yaay! Thank you! Grade B maple syrup! WERE HAVING WAFFLES!!

2 tells you of a deeply hidden love for 9. What do you do?

Me: whoawhoawhoa, when did Russia suddenly like Prussia?!?!

You’re about to marry number 10. 6’s reaction?

France: honhonhon- I think it is a great idea!

Me: Okay- thanks for your opinion, France! That means I should obviously NOT marry Romano! Thank you! ^^

Your friends totally ignored you the whole day. How will 7 cheer you up?

Italy: I'm sorry- I thought you'd like these *hands bowl of pasta*

Me: Haha- Thanks! Anything to get my mind off of today... *sighs and eats the pasta*

You’re angry about it afterwards. What will 8 do?

America: You know what, dude? I totally know what will help! Risk totally takes my mind off of anything! Lets play!

Me: Very well... You're going down even though I'm the worst at it...

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Me: *very angry* PRUSSIA! This is MY art tournament!

Prussia: so? I might as well enter my own awesome artwork in..

Me: Then you're TOO LATE!!! I've had this for a YEAR now and this is a REALLY big thing for me! the least you can do is SUPPORT me!

Prussia: ... I could, but I'm too busy focusing on the awesome me..

You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAH

Romano: What the $%$ is so*&(&%$# ing funny?

Me: *stops laughing b/c of her hate for swears*

Number 1 is all you ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: *slapping herself* GOSH! I need to stop dreaming up weird things of what would happen if Germany did take over the world... sheesh...

You’re dating 3, and introduce him to your parents. Their reaction?

Me: Hey, mom, dad, this is Canada.

Mom: Who?

Canada: *crestfallen*

4 loves 9 too. What does that mean?

Me: Gawsh! IT DOESNT WORK, PEOPLE!!!

5 and 6 kissed. Your reaction?

Me: FRANCE!? FRANCE YOU GET BACK HERE! YOURE DEAD, SOOO DEAD! GET BACK HERE!

Me: *thinks, "why the #$(*^@ would France decide to choose poor England"

6 appears to be a playa, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Me: *pokes endlessly* hahah- sucker.

France: *sobbing* why?!

You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?

Me: I know, right? CHIN-LENGTH!!

8 thinks he’ll never have a boyfriend. What do you tell him?

Me: O_o; Uhhh... *walks away*

9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Me: *looks at burnt bagel* Is it still edible?

Prussia: isn't everything? except me, of course...

Me: *tosses bagel over shoulder* it isn't. You failed.

10 wants money, and decides to get a job at Chuck E Cheeses. How long does that last?

Me: You didn't get the job, didn't you.

Romano: They said I had INCORRECT LANGUAGE!! What the #$%^&#$! Those #&*%$@(! So what the !#*(&*^&%^ if I speak fluent Italian!!

Me: *headdesk*

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 2 feel about this?

Me: *sigh* what did Bela do.

Russia:...

Me: she attacked your house again, didn't she.

Russia:...

Me: dare take that knife out and I swear-

Russia:...

Me *sigh* nothing's going to change you, isnt it?

Russia:...

You came home one day and found 3 and 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds. What happens?

Me: England?! Canada?! What in the WORLD?!

England: Re! There's RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE! Come and join!!

Canada: Yes, Come have some, too, Re!

Me: *fingers on temples* Get that alcohol crap out of my house or you will suffer. BIG TIME.

8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house. Woule you accept it?

Me: Aaaaahhh- NO THANKS! I'll take someone who ACTUALLY knows how the pipes work. Do you?

America: uh... no.

Me: Aren't I a psychic...

2 showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day. Your reaction?

Me: Ooooh great. *sigh* Russia as a German teacher...

Russia: da. ^^

Me: ...sorry, Russia, here we say ja. Say it with me- ja.

Russia:...

Me: oh crud.

You accidentally saw 10 wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo. What do you tell him?

Me: romaaanoooo? wwhhaaat?

Romano: Don't. Say. Anything.

Me: ... I need an explaination in under 100 hours.

3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day. What happens?

Me: Okay? not weird at ALL. Uhm... I don't know.. I will go into my undemanding mode. For now.

9 killed 4 right in front of you. What is your reaction?

Me: OoO PRUSSIA!!!! *cries* YOURE SUCH A JERK!!!

6 decides to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit. Do you let them?

Me: Heck. No. France. Get. Out. No. I. Mean. Right. Now.

Would you let 1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

Me: *covers mouth* My mouth... I'll just ask someone else... Thanks for offering to work on my bad teeth, though, Germany...

Could you leave 10 and 5 to be left alone in your house, unsupervised, for an entire weekend?

Me: hahahahahah have fun! Oh, don't burn the house down! OR ELSE...

England: But the scones might-

Me: Then no scones.

Romano: What about tomatoes?

Me: In the fridge- if there are any.

Romano: OnO

England: TnT

8 asked to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public. What do you give him?

Me: HAHAHAHAHAH YEEEEAAAAH right! I'm so small a flea couldn't fit them. And youre asking me to borrow something? PPPPFFFFFT this is toooo rich- here I'll give you what I can *hands her pink scarf*

America: THIS is the best you can do?

Me: the other option was my ankle-length socks...

You ask 2 to try to fix your computer when it's messed up. Does he help?

Me: aaahhh yes, just don't destroy it more... Do you have any other options other than your ax, that lead pipe, and your curse?

Russia: Vodka?

Me: *headdesk*

4 tries to set you up on a date with 9.

Poland: Oh come on, Re, like, its totally cool, since Prussia is as awesome as he says. It would like, totes be cool if you went out with him.

Me: meh. Wait, aren't you terrified of him? He is part of Germany, after all...

Poland:... like...yes, but this is why I'm totally making you go, like, out with him.

Me: aaaaahh.. okay understood. I'll go under one conditon.

Poland: like, what is it?

Me: You and your pony come along. >)

Poland:... thats totes not cool, you know...

1 and 3 need to operate heavy machinery together. What happens?

Germany: NONONO, Canada! You pull this lever before pulling that one! Like so!

Canada: *groan* You're hurting my head, Germany!

Germany: You'll have to speak louder than that, Canada! I cannot hear you!

You see 5 ask 2 out on a date. What do you do or say?

Me: England? Earth to England! Are you drunk or something?

England: The whole world spins! wheeee!

Me: *drags away* Thought so... America did this, didn't he?

England: hahah! now the sky spins! That is so amazing!

Me: I'm officially going to make sure you never as much as hear about alcohol... You idiot...

7 asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

Me: hahah Germany didn't accept you? Okay, I'll go! :3

Italy: Thanks *hugs*

8 and 9 are fighting over you. What happens?

America: She lives In my country!

Prussia: she's more loyal to me!

Me: *pops up in between the two and seperates the two with arms* Sheesh- stop fighting. You both have goods and bads about who you are!

1 tries to kiss you. What do you do?

Me: *walks to other end of room* whatever happened to Italy?

3 confesses his secret love for 5. Your reaction?

Me: d'aw, Canada... If you love England that much, why did you declare independance from him?

4 proposes to you. Your reaction?

Poland: Hey, Re. I, like, totes has a question for you.

Me: Yeah?

Poland: Would you like, marry me?

Me: cht, youre funny. Naw, I'm livin solo, thanks ^^

What if 2 tied 4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?

Me: Russia... why is Poland hanging there?

Russia: he is weak. ^^ besides i couldn't find my ax.

Me: That's because Bela took it. By the way, turn around.

Russia: *turns around to see Belarus with Russia's ax* *runs away*

Me: Okay, Poland! Hold on a sec while I attempt to get the string!

8 and 5 danced around the table. Your reaction?

Me: O_o; Are you two okay? *slaps cheek* you'reasleep,wakeupyou'reasleep,wakeupyou'reasleep,wakeup

10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens?

Romano: HAHAHAH! Guess what I @#$*#$%&ing got, Re!!

Me: hum?

Romano *holding up card* I GOT MY #%^%&$ ING PYRO LISCENSE!!! @#%$%& ING BEAT THAT!

Me:... hey, Russia, I need a bit of your help...

6 is in prision. What for?

Me: Sucker. So, let me get this down straight: You were desperate, so you broke into some girl's house? Is that it?

France:...

Me: NAWICE! hahah now England and I have something to use against you! hahah! *runs off*

What if, suddenly, 4 smashed through the wall of your room and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

Me: WHAT THE!?! POLAND ITS 2 IN THE MORNING! AND HOW THE FLIP DID YOU JUST DEMOLISH THE WALL!?!?

You're in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Poland: Well I like, totes don't know what to do! Like, you do something!

Me: Loser! follow me if you can fit! *starts walking off*

-once out of house-

Poland: I like, totally never thought someone like, under 5 feet would like, totes save me from like, some fire...

Me: Oh shut up. The shorter one actually listened when instructed about fires...

9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love, so he does it by sending you an e-mail. Now what?

Me: What is it, Prussia? Too awesome to just tell me that you love me?

Prussia: yes.

Me: Hahahah! You know I'm going to reject you anyhow. I don't love in the sense you're talking about!

Prussia: -moments thought- why didn't you say so?

Me: You just learn this stuff over time with me! ;)

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: If i EVER see that ship I WILL DIE. That is a definite NO!!!

Would 2 trust 5?

Me: Hahahah maybe Russia would trust England. but NEVER the other way around..

3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?

Italy: Hey, Canada, can I go shopping with you?

Canada: Sure, Italy! Come along! ^^

Italy: Thanks! I need more pasta...

Canada: Hahah why am I not surprised?

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Me: RIP- Poland

Death cause: Romano.

5 and 1 are forced to attend your school for a week. What classes will they pick?

Me: Hey! Which classes did you pick to do? ^^

England: Home cooking. Everyone was amazed by my scones.

Me: Nawice. I bet they were a hit. Germany? ^^

Germany: Physical Education. *sigh* Although there were such bad training habits I wanted to hurt myself...

Me: Yeah... Your training is much more hard-core... No wonder I am told by the teacher to hone the stretches and activities down... ^_^;

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Me: *staring at food* where's Canada?

France: Oh! He is somewhere in the kitchen!

Me:... *points to food* This has a drug in it, doesn't it... *runs into kitchen to find Canada tied up with duct tape* *starts taking duct tape off* FRANCE!!!!! I'M NEVER LETTING YOU COOK FOR ME EVER AGAIN!

7 and 9 apply for jobs What jobs do they choose to work in?

Me: What jobs are you guys going to work in? ^^

Italy: I'm working in an Italian resturant, ve~~

Me: hahah anything to do with pasta ^^ Prussia?

Prussia: a Music Studio. The awesome me needs to show off some...

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that OK?

England: AMERICA!?!? WHAT THE!? WHY ARE YOU CUTTING MY HAIR IN THE FIRST PLACE?!? I THOUGHT FRANCE WAS BAD ENOUGH!!!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like. Your reaction to them?

Me:... uh... who's this supposed to be???

Prussia: ... Why are you staring over my shoulder in the first place?

Me: Touche...

10 and 7 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Romano: Come on, little brother! I TOLD you already to not ^$%#@ ing mention Spain and me together!

Italy: Oh... but you look nice together! ^_^

Romano: No- we $%^$@!& ing don't!!!!

Italy: You're hiding it! You know you like Spain!

Romano: It's jus as #$%^& ing bad as you and Germany!

Italy: Si, although what is wrong with that?

Romano: *facepalm* you won't ever #$%*()&^%$ ing understand, will you, Veneziano?

7 is falling of a cliff. Do you help him?

Me: NOOO VENEZIANO! here- Grab this!!! *throws a rope*

Veneziano: Thanks! *pulls himself up*

Would you let 5 paint your house with you?

Me: England- at least try to paint vertically... youre doing it horizontally...

England: *sigh* fine... *paints vertically*

Youre about to fall off of a really high bridge. What does 8 do?

Me: America!!

America: Dude! what are you doing there!? *pulls up*

Me:Thank you!

America: God, youre light! And small!

Me: *straight face*

You drop your pencil and 6 picks it up for you. What do you do?

Me: Okay. Note-to-Self: Burn this pencil once you get back home...

9 left you a Post-It note on your mailbox. What would it say on it?

Me: What does this say? Oh- "You just got Post-It shunned by the awesome me"... *sigh* it just CAN'T be PRUSSIA'S work, now...

1 broke your nice ceramic plate. Do you go off at him?

Me: Nevermind- we have plenty more...

Your power goes out and you know 2 had something to do with it. What happened?

Me: *calls Russia* Thanks for cutting my power *hangs up*

Russia:...

Youre on the mountainside with 3 and a beautiful sunrise is in front of you. What do you do?

Canada: Wow.. Nice sunrise...

Me: Yep. We always get these...

Youre walking home and you find 9 laying in a trench/hole nearby. What do you do?

Me: Prussia? What are you doing there?

Prussia: Italy's bombs, I tell you!

Me: *sigh* youre so paranoid. Italy doesn't have a bomb...

Prussia: How do you know that!?

Me: Because I do. And because he said he couldn't make one for the past week.

Prussia:... thats the last time I'm trusting Norway...

You hear your doorbell ring and you see that it's 3. Do you answer it?

Me: *opends door* Hey, Canada! ^^

Canada: hey! ^^

Mom: *from other room* Who is that, Re?!

hahah hope that cleared some more about me ^^;

Now for my Update-and-New-Stories News:

-I've started a HHC [HappyHappyClover] fanfic to my own challenge... although... i don't see why i need to put it up here... after all it IS an option in the new stories menu...

-Same goes for Tamagotchi... I've always loved it... though i have never written anything about it i have made an OC for it and all... its an option... and besides...I've liked Keromatchi's story... I might post it... might.

-I'll need someone to tell me when it's time to update "Enter the High Schooler"... I honestly don't know how long I should hold the plot behind my back, so PM me if you really, really want to know what happens to the new girl. Who will be introduced sometime in like Chapter 4 or 5. Please PM!

-wanted seriously badly to keep my one and only warriors fanfic but nooooo its breaking the law of the website, so I had to delete it... Hopefully I'll be able to type another and ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO POST IT HERE. So, there you have it. i apologize for breaking the rules..

-Same goes for the Search for Germany. It was in CHAT or KEYBORD BASED DIALOUGE, so I might as well delete it before someone decides to yell at me again...

Anyways, I am very uneducated in what the world of the internet holds and stuff that's out there.

I literally just found out that a Hetalia fan used to be on a forum site I liked (i guess still like, too..) and that this site has a whole chain of Pokemon and HISM [how i survived middle school] and Toontown Online fanfictions... [these have been my fun and joy for as long as i've known the internet...] [hopefully Tamagotchi becomes popluar enough... the movie, okay, had lots of Narm, but wth? its good anyways. Kuchipatchi is mine!]

Therefore, Ms. Silverrequiemwolf over there *pokes again* teaches me about it every time she can...

I secretly do self-inserts for whatever I take a lot of interest in. Like the stuff below.

Although Sil (as Kat wants her to be called), in one of her total 'Internet 101' lectures, has taught me that they're actaully called Original Characters.

So... Yeah. Going on-

The stories below that I have made are actually about... oh, lets say 15% of all the stuff I imagine day-round?

Yeah... at least 50% of all my imagination is too embarrassing or too complicated to share to the internet ^^;

Dont want to end up like Rebecca Black, now, eh?

And the rest of the stuff...

I'm getting them out of my head, onto paper, and onto this compie.

You see, It's not very easy for me to transfer the information from one media to the next.

Its like translating a story from one language to the next, or writing down a dream.

Countless loads of known, but not said, information and stuff...

Anyways, there you have it. ^^;

This has been all about ThaRe. See you next update!

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Introducing 2012 by Shattered Darknesss reviews
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Bandiera Della Columba by ExcessivelySesquipedalian reviews
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How I Survived Middle School - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete