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Author has written 7 stories for Kane Chronicles.

Hi! I am magicalunicorn000! Pleased to meet you.

I just want you guys to know, I made an AWESOME fan-made cast for the Kane Chronicles movie. Legit I am so proud of it! So, please check it out and tell if you like it or not in a review or PM. The link is:
https://docs.google.com/present/view?id=dcm8x2s2_42dk3j5pg6&revision=_latest&start=0&theme=city&cwj=true

Now I will tell you a bit about myself. First off, you should know... I LOVE THE KANE CHRONICLES! They are my favorite Rick Riordan series and I've re-read the books over ten billion times, and I absolutely LOVED "THE SERPENTS SHADOW" !!! AMAZING!!! My favorite character couple is definitely ZARTER, and my favorite overall character is Zia Rashid. I also just got into the Hunger Games series. OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE. Katniss Everdeen in my favorite character, and I absolutely adore Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss in the movie saga. My favorite country in the world is the United States of America. My favorite state is New York. My quotes for life are:

"Be a fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios"

"When life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger."

"You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” -William W. Purkey

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” -Robert Frost

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” -Oscar Wild

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” -Andre Gide

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” -Dr. Seuss

“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.” -Mother Teresa

“Reality continues to ruin my life.” -Bill Watterson (I think all of us here on fanfiction can relate to this one)

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." -Will Rogers

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." -Unknown (Don't really know how that is a quote on life, but it is true!)

I love to laugh, can't stand conflict, and I am a master of the element cheese! It comes in handy when you want to make nachos! Mmmmmmmmmmm!!! I like stories that make me feel something. I don't care if they make me laugh, or make me cry, but I can always tell a good story if it leaves me thinking about how I'm feeling.

I love purple. It is my favorite color. My fave subjects in school are science and english, and my favorite sports to play are Crew and Basketball. I am also a dancer. My favorite genres are hip hop, contemporary, and ballet. I love how dancing helps you to express yourself, in ways it is sort of like writing with your bady. Very cool. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TODANCE!

I have a problem with the Shift button on the keyboard. It is a habit of mine to hit it, then Capitalize Random Stuff. See? I'm weird, or as my mom says... "special", But now, in this day and age, its weird to be normal. Which means it is normal to be weird. Which means in my way... I'm normal. ;)

OK for those of you that have read my story: Loves Simplicity, here are the links to the deets of the wedding...

Prelude song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6yuR8efotI

La Priere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY7Rlirq_bY

Ave Maria: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNxz_sUEHLc

Sadie and Jaz's dresses: http://www.cheapiweddingdresses.com/taffeta-strapless-cocktail-length-short-skirt-hot-sell-light-yellow-2011-bridesmaid-dress-bm0505-p-1480.html

Zia's dress: http://www.weddingdressescorner.com/2011/05/22/ivory-wedding-dress/

Carter's Tux: http://www.weddingbycolor.com/soontobemrss/milestones/45567

Walt and Julian's Tuxes: http://www.dhgate.com/boy-black-polyester-tuxedo-tails-pants-hot/p-ff8080812eb8a311012ec1e72c6a785b.html

Miami Beach: http://artexpo-miami.com/blog/

"Amazed" by Lonestar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cte-gPKaVDA

Your welcome guys!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Only in America...

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering

God Bless America

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Phobias:

Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.

Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Agliophobia- Fear of pain.

Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.

Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.

Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Amathophobia- Fear of dust.

Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car. (Only if Carly is driving:)

Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.

Androphobia- Fear of men.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture,

Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.

Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.

Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.

Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched.

Apiphobia- Fear of bees.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Arachnephobia- Fear of spiders.

Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.

Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.

Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning

Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.

Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.

Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)

Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.

Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.

Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.

Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.

Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.

Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.

Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.

Aurophobia- Fear of gold.

Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.

Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.

Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.

Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.

Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.

Aviophobia - Fear of flying.

Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.

Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.

Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.

Barophobia- Fear of gravity.

Basophobia - Fear of walking or falling.

Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.

Bathophobia- Fear of depth.

Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.

Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.

Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles.

Bibliophobia- Fear of books.

Blennophobia- Fear of slime.

Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.

Botanophobia- Fear of plants.

Bromidrosiphobia - Fear of body smells.

Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.

Cainophobia - Fear of newness, novelty.

Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.

Cancerophobia - Fear of cancer.

Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.

Carnophobia- Fear of meat.

Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.

Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.

Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.

Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.

Cenophobia - Fear of new things or ideas.

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.

Cheimaphobia - Fear of cold

Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.

Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.

Chionophobia- Fear of snow.

Chirophobia- Fear of hands.

Chiroptophobia- Fear of bats.

Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.

Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.

Chrometophobia - Fear of money.

Chromophobia - Fear of colors.

Chronophobia- Fear of time.

Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.

Cibophobia- Fear of food.

Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.

Cleithrophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.

Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.

Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs.

Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.

Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.

Cometophobia- Fear of comets.

Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.

Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.

Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.

Coprophobia- Fear of feces.

Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.

Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.

Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices (steep cliffs).

Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.

Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.

Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.

Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.

Cymophobia - Fear of waves or wave like motions.

Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies. (Just the rabies part)

Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.

Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.

Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.

Demonophobia - Fear of demons.

Demophobia- Fear of crowds.

Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.

Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.

Dermatosiophobia - Fear of skin disease.

Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.

Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.

Dikephobia- Fear of justice.

Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.

Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.

Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.

Disposophobia- Fear of throwing stuff out.

Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house

Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.

Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.

Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.

Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.

Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents. (car)

Stereotypes:

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST'NT be a virgin
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff(a figure skater)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm a MORON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have Asian best friends so I MUST think I'm Asian
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be bossy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a lawyer.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED(no i am an alien)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love colorguard/marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac ======= ZIIIIIIAAAAA :)))))

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Sweet Surrender by larkgrace reviews
A collection of Zarter one-shots; these are just for when I'm bored, so don't expect regular updates. Twenty-six: Valentine's Day! (and announcements)
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,438 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
Ask me anything you like by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
The gods and Kane's have consented to answering the questions the fellow fans have to ask them. But they can only be characters in the books, understand? Good. So , start asking!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,761 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 11/11/2011
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Sequel by Lisabeth Bennet reviews
Following the same letter-format of Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows, the sequel picks up directly after the last letter of the novel, detailing Juliet's adventures as a married woman.
Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012
The Bloody Crown? by Rin Shiroko reviews
Sadie and Carter are at Brooklyn house having a little down time before facing Apophis... Or so they thought. What happens when Osiris/ Julius loses his... Um crown and has Anubis accompany his children to get it back? Especially when Anubis' raging emotions finally break free. Summary sucks but stories better. Lots of Sanubis!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,001 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
Remember December by Laylaenchantix101 reviews
Based on the song by Demi Lovato. Carter can't remember anything. All he remembers is a girl named Zia, but even that's fading away. Who are the people who claim they're his friends? And who is Zia? And what about a war? But most importantly...who is he?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012
Bathroom Singer by PurpleFreak2 reviews
Carter has gone crazy-Sadie and Walt are mad, and Zia is love-struck.What will happen at Brooklyn House? I suck at summaries,pls, read and review! Now a ZARTER Story! Rtaed T becuz we're paranoid! Can be updated whenever i get a crazy idea!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
What Zia Didn't Tell by AzureOtter reviews
There were some things Zia did not tell Carter in that shrine in "The Red Pyramid". WARNING: Contains some serious and adult themes.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Zia
Collision by WithPaperAndPen reviews
A year after The Serpent's Shadow, Carter and Zia were involved in a car crash that left both of them injured, both physically and mentally. Follow Sadie, Carter, Zia and Jaz through the events following the accident as they struggle with fears, feelings and the challenges of everyday life. Rated T for mentions of blood and other emotional elements.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Carter K., Sadie K., Zia, Jaz
Truly,Madly,Deeply by PurpleFreak2 reviews
Zia is Cultural head of her school, but she doesnt really enjoy transfer programs. Can a certain Carter Kane visting her in her senior year change that? But most imporantly, can their love survive High school, family enemies, and a gang with the intention of killing them? No eygptian gods, AU. Disclaimer:I do not own Kane Chronicles. Please read and review 3
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
Synchronicity by Ten-Faced reviews
The history of Nome is one of shame. Countless girls have been sacrificed to Apophis for 'the greater good'. With help from the unexpected, Carter will save the country and his sister from the snake's wrath, and become a hero.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Clarisse R., Jason G., Carter K., Anubis
I don't want to hurt you by riordan fan 1990 reviews
Zia hurts carter during a fight. Under the impression that she causes problems to those are close to her she leaves Carter. Will Carter find her and console her other wise or will his first love leave him forever... chappie 15 is up. hope you like the end, REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! happy reading.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Carter K., Zia, Sadie K., Walt - Complete
Wash Line-One Shot by Kit Katz98 reviews
It s Zia s birthday and she has chores to do. Great. Fluff, Carter/Zia and slight, very slight, Walt/Anubis/Sadie Alright now up to 84 veiws, start bringing the comments please;)
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
Combinding magic by chemicaldaisy reviews
Sadie, Carter, Zia, and Walt head on another adventure when Zia's birthday goes amiss. they all agree it has something to do with the strange forces from Manhattan and set out to find out, meeting Percy Jackson, Jason Grace and gang. PLEASE REVIEW! :D
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
Official funny randomness The kane chronnicles by IreneMagicwielder reviews
A series of short funny random stories, starring the Kanes, and the demigods.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Carter K., Sadie K.
Falling by The Depressed Optimist reviews
A series of one shots. I'm going to start a reviewing system, so get ready to review!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Carter K., Zia
Carter, Zia, Lacy You said what now? by Random-N-Proud reviews
First muli chap fic. Carter and Zia are at one of Sadie's school dances, and Lacy decides to but in.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Carter K., Zia
Unforgettable: TKC by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Sometimes, you just have to look back on your life, and laugh. Or cry. Or both. Series of short drabbles based on prompts from family, friends, and reviewers. Chapter 69: To Tumblr and Beyond...
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011
The Hidden Chronicles: Legacy by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Zia has been missing for 11 years. Carter, who was crippled in the battle with Apophis, has given up all hope of finding her. But when a new trainee comes along with the surname "Rashid", and a mysterious past, a web of secrets will be brought to light...
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Carter K., Zia
Lyrics Of Love And Life by I'mDifferent-GetOverIt reviews
Formerly "Songs Of Zarter". Songfics for Zia and Carter! Chapter 14: "Cold As You", by Taylor Swift. Despite being apt at controlling fire, Zia had the tendency to be cold.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Zia, Carter K.
Fan what? by Riddle Goddess reviews
See what happens when the characters find fanfiction. Set after the serpent's shadow.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
Zia Gets Her Date by carterkanes reviews
Carter finally takes Zia on that date he was talking about.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Carter K., Zia
The Book of Ra by mythomagic reviews
A year has passed since Carter and Sadie saved the world from Set, God of Chaos. Now, Apophis is rising, and the Kanes are now on a new journey-but will they find the Book of Ra and stop the serpent before it's too late? TWO YEAR HIATUS NEARLY UP-FEBRUARY 2014
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,047 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Carter K., Sadie K., Zia, Anubis
Worse Things Than Death by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Zia is gone. Carter's leg is injured beyond repair. And yet he must rise above his heartbreak and be strong for the world. He must defeat Apophis if he wants to live. But there are worse things than death. Like living a life without the one you love.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Carter K. - Complete
Anthem by larkgrace reviews
We are girls with skinned knees, we are concrete and grace, we are not what you think, can't keep us in our place. Because every hero needs a heroine to kick his butt. Merry Christmas, Mom. One-shot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Zia - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
Now, Carter Kane had done a lot of things... but he'd never kissed a girl. "This mistletoe is getting a bit annoying." ONESHOT: Zarter MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
Washed Away by amillionsmiles reviews
Kissing in the rain was so cliché. Besides, she was standing in flip-flops in the middle of a puddle, shivering and soaked to the bone. It was all utterly unromantic. / Carter&Zia. Oneshot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
When It's Time by Broadway4eva reviews
A angsty/romantic rant from Carter, based off of songs from the American Idiot Broadway Album. Zarter and rated K-plus because I think that the topic of love kind of goes there, since there's no language or violence.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
I Take a Distress Call by PJOBookWorm reviews
Ever since Carter found out that the Zia he met had been a shabti, he's been trying to find the real Zia. So when he sees a 'Z' carved into his mashed potatoes, he knows that Zia is sending him a distress call. But would people stop calling him crazy?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Carter K., Sadie K. - Complete
Crazy Feelings by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Nephthys is Anubis' mom. Nephthys possessed Zia. Anubis possessed Nico. Now where does that leave Zia and Nico? The two manage to find some common ground after a bitter argument.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Nico A., Zia - Complete
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Zia Goes to BAG reviews
My version of what I think will happen when Zia comes to Brooklyn House and more importantly, when she enrolls in BAG. Will Zia become a singer, actress, dancer, or musician? Find out here! Chapter 6 is up!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Carter K., Zia
Captain Ankh reviews
Zia is a strong, hardheaded girl who has worked her butt off her entire life trying to be a part of the House of Life's army. She finally catches a break and is put in charge of the House's boot camp. When Carter Kane, famous Egyptian hero, comes to base, will things change? Chapter 8 is up!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Carter K., Zia
Loves Simplicity reviews
Basically, the story of Zarter from the time Carter pops the question, and onward! Pretty simple, which is why I called it what it is! Chapter 15 is up! Carter and Zia have a picture perfect life... Well... almost.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,135 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Carter K., Zia
How I Met Your Father reviews
Zia and Carter are just two normal (yet magical) people. Zia is a Yale professor and Carter is a famous author and egyptologist. Both of their jobs require a lot of time and work, so they don't have time to look for love. So they join a dating website. Chapter 5 is up! It's game time!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Carter K., Zia
Loves Audacity reviews
Basically, this is Loves Simplicity, except with Sadie and Anubis and I probably am only writing one chapter since I write Zarter better. I wrote this for SadieKane031798, who asked me to write a Sanubis version of Loves Simplicity. One Shot: The proposal.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Fall reviews
Amos writes a poem about witnessing 9/11. Please read and review to show your support.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Amos K. - Complete
Happily Ever After? reviews
The story starts when Carter is having weird things happen to him, like strange Ba dreams and odd messages that he thinks Zia sent to him, asking him to rescue her. Carter resolves he must find Zia before she is plunged into insanity. The revised and rewritten chapter 6 is up! Complete!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Carter K., Zia - Complete