MeanRunt
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Joined 03-01-03, id: 350220
Author has written 49 stories for Forever Knight, ElfQuest, Knight Rider, Fantasy Island, Highlander, Dukes of Hazzard, and Dresden Files.
The Mean Runt is actully the mother / daughter team of Barb and Pat Roman. They have been writing as a team for about seven years. Individually, the have been writing since they could hold a pencil.

Barb is senior Computer Specialist for the government (They say it's ours, but sometimes I wonder. :)= )

Pat is unemployed at the present time (Hopefully not for long. Anyone looking for a sales associate or a customer service representative ?)

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If Wishes Were Horses reviews
This was wrtitten as a present for LaCroix's Conversion Day August 29 . We have given him something that he wanted. We think.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010
Ghosts And Girl Scout Cookies reviews
It's Girl Scout Cookie time, and Harry is not going to get away without buying some.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Full Circle reviews
After a close call with their mortality, Bo, Luke and Daisy decide it's time to settle down
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Feliz Navidad reviews
Javier Vachon? In a Santa Suit?
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Kessel House reviews
LaCroix visits the haunted house and encounters entities from his past. Written as a present for his Conversion Day. Happy Conversion Day, Uncle!
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Taste Of Mortality reviews
LaCroix? ... Mortal? ... Or is he? ...
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside reviews
Natalie is stuck at the loft during a blizzard on Christmas Day . . . With LaCroix
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Valentine's Day reviews
A sequel of sorts to Home For The Holidays ... Natalie remembers the night at Le Azure ... and has her revenge. Major spoilers for Be My Valentine
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,973 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Liars Club reviews
Take five Immortals and one Watcher. Put them in a Level Three snow emergency. Add an unlimited qantity of beer. The result is ...
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Murder Past Perfect reviews
Is there such a thing as a perfect murder? Nick and Schanke have to find out.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,777 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Home For The Holidays reviews
Nick and Natalie Go home for the Christmas holidays ... with a twist ... and a bit of magic ...
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
LaCroix vs Murphy reviews
If anything can go wrong, it will ... Here is my story for the anniversary of LaCroix's Conversion day.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Lolek reviews
Nick remembers an old friend.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Up Popped The Devil reviews
Nicholas Beale wrecks havoc on Fantasy Island and its inhabitants
Fantasy Island - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Santy Claws Screed reviews
Who is the last person you would ever think to play Santa Claus? And the answer is ...
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005
Brazero reviews
Dr. Ann Scott feels that today's medical practice is becoming almost an assembly line process. She wants to go back to a time when the doctor patient relationship was on a much more personal basis.
Fantasy Island - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005
The Apprentice reviews
Roarke's apprentice arrives on Fantasy Island
Fantasy Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/20/2005
Mystery Woman reviews
Roarke finds a woman with total amnesia on Fantasy Island. And he must fight for her life. In more ways than one.
Fantasy Island - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005
Ultra Girl reviews
Did you ever dream about being a super hero? Connie Drinkwater does.
Fantasy Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005
Back In Business reviews
As the title says ....
Fantasy Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005
Resolutions reviews
Fifth and last episode in the Revelations series
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2005
A Sidney By Any Other Name reviews
Sidney as the Grand Champion cat? Well, they do look alike, after all
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005
Dancing The Knight Away reviews
Just a little something to pass the time. Captain Cohen has challanged the 75th precinct to a ....
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2005
Reverberations reviews
Number four in the Revelations series. More to come
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005
Yellow is a pretty color reviews
Nick Hamilton wants to see again. Roarke has a serum. There is only enough for one dose. And there are many others who want and need it.
Fantasy Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/8/2005
Reactions reviews
Story number three in the Revelations Series
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2005
Sidney's Great Adventure reviews
Sidney has lost his pet human. Will he be able to find her again?
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2005
The Regression reviews
This was posted in honor of LaCroix's Conversion Day some time ago. It was eaten by the dreaded internet bug. Since it got several very favorable reviews, we are posting it again
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Here Comes Santa Don reviews
A little Christmas offering. Inspired by a cartoon in our local paper
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004
Repercussions reviews
This is the second story in the Revelations series. Continuing the saga of the vampires 'coming out'.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2004
Poker Knight reviews
The 'Friday Night Discussion Group' at the 96th precinct has a new member ... er ... Sucker? Guess who's going to the cleaners?
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2004
Things That Go Bump reviews
Disaster results when a overzealous killer goes after the Nightcrawler.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004
The Switch reviews
Nick and LaCroix learn a lot about each other. In a very unusual way. A little something in commemoration of LaCroix's Conversion day August 24.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2004
Sidney Kitty reviews
New Coroner Natalie Lambert finds a surprise in her medical bag after an especially gruesome murder.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2004
Revelations reviews
The world is about to discover the fact that vampires Nick Knight in particular really do exist. What effect will this have? First in the series.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2004
The Safest Town In America reviews
F.L.A.G. is looking for the town with the lowest crime rate. And they found ... Hazzard Georgia
Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2004
Depths Of Darkness reviews
Nick is ... somewhere. And no one can reach him.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2004
As The Easter Bunny Turns reviews
Nick "Volunteers" to host an Easter egg hunt for Jenny's Girl Guide troupe.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004
How To Steal A Caddy reviews
Nick gets caught in the trunk of the Caddy ... with disasterous consequences
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2004
A Visit From Saint Nick reviews
Schanke gets a visit from ...
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2003
Closure reviews
The sixth and the final story in the Doubts timeline
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2003
New Links reviews
This is the fifth story in the Serious Doubts series ... Enjoy
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2003
Longtail reviews
Tyleet and Venka find a strange creature roaming around the holt
ElfQuest - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/8/2003
Sidney Supercat reviews
Sidney tangles with two dogs ... and helps Nick and Schanke solve a crime in the process
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2003
Bits And Pieces reviews
The more LaCroix remembers the more his self respect decreases ... PLEASE REVIEW! WE'RE DESPERATE!!! (And slightly paranoid.)
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/3/2003
Serious Doubts reviews
What if Schanke had gone to Nick instead of LaCroix in 'Close Call'? First part
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2003
Turning Point reviews
This is the last of the Serious Doubts stories (For now, at least)
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2003
New Directions reviews
This is number three in the Serious doubts series
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2003
Discovery reviews
Second in the Serious Doubts series
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2003