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Joined 12-07-11, id: 3502619, Profile Updated: 12-30-15
Author has written 7 stories for Legend of Zelda, Stargate: SG-1, and Wipeout.

Gender: Does it matter?

Age: Old enough, don't remind me.

Languages Known: Fluency in English and Japanese; working knowledge of German, Chinese, Klingon, Hymmnos, and Spanish; reference materials for Afrikaans, Arabic, Baronh, Dakota, Dutch, Farsi, French, Greek, Icelandic, Irish and Scottish Gaelic, Hebrew, Hindi, Italian, Korean, Latin, Norwegian, Portuguese, Russian, Sanskrit, Serbian, Swahili, Swedish, Thai, and Vietnamese; interested in pretty much every language out there. Except Furbish, don't even get me started on that.

Flavor: Loony meat with a hint of everlasting frustration and orange.

DeviantART: Yeah, here.

I've been a writing enthusiast for a while, but I've only found the courage to write fanfictions in these recent years. My pace tends to be slow due to a number of factors working against me, but I intend to finish whatever I start on this 'site. The fanfiction below this paragraph is my current writing focus in regards to fanfictions; I still write original media, and while I may post another fanfiction every now and then, the one below is what I intend to finish first.

Current fanfiction focus: The Legend of Zelda: Dreamweaver's Shield

Some people say that I'm good at writing dialogue for my characters. I think it's because I talk to myself a lot.


My first received fan art:

by plainpain (FFN ID; his DA is ink099). Thanks again.


Favorite quotes:

"Frank. You know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn." --Alan Alda as Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce, M*A*S*H

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." --Allan Arbus as Major Sidney Freedman, also M*A*S*H

"Screw normal. You know why? Because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader." --Christopher Titus, from his show Norman Rockwell is Bleeding

"Don't mess with a nation that needs medication!" --Christopher Titus, from his show The Fifth Annual End of the World Tour

"これが・・・物を「殺ス」とゆーことだ。(This is what it means to 'kill' a thing.)" --Tohno Shiki, Tsukihime

"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." --Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation

"If you're going to wait for the universe to start making sense, you'll have a long wait ahead of you." --Bruce Boxleitner as Captain John Sheridan, Babylon 5

"You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear." --Sherlock Holmes, "A Scandal in Bohemia" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"'Listen. I don't think this is a real plane crash cuz I happen to notice that I'm not wearing any pants.' And whenever I'm not wearing any pants, it's probably a dream." --Adam Savage, Mythbusters

Favorite opening line:

The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault. --The Dresden Files: Blood Rites


Since everyone else insists on it, I'll throw in a disclaimer for my stories. Here, because I don't like making Author's Notes. All of my fanfictions are just that: fiction. Any resemblance to actual people (living, undead, or dead), locations, or events are not only a coincidence, but so unlikely it's stupid. I do not condone abhorrent (and, likely, illegal) behavior of any sort which you may find in my fictions. If you believe otherwise, you're an idiot.


For those of you interested in the Sorian and/or the Gelto language featured in The Legend of Zelda: Sky Lines, I have now added my grammar notes and two dictionaries to my new forum right here on FFN. I have also posted a running translation of the lines used in the story, including the ever confusing Goron and the even more confusing Selloan. Just follow this link, feel free to explore it as much as you can, and throw out anything you'd like me to translate for you.

My thanks goes out to Mugen Kagemaru, a Troper on TVTropes.org, for posting Sky Lines in the Fanfic Recommendations page for The Legend of Zelda. It means a whole lot to me that Sky Lines made it that far.

Recently, an FFN user by the name "Brishton" has begun work on an orchestrated version of Sky Lines and has already posted pieces of it to YouTube. If you're interested in a fan's musical interpretation of the story, the Overture can be found here. Two pieces have been released so far, and it should be interesting to see what kind of music comes out of this venture. And I'd like to give Briston (a.k.a. "BroadwayBrittany" on YouTube) my best wishes. Good luck!

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Festival of Hylia by BlueFrenchHorn97 reviews
Zelda's spent years of her life travelling around Hyrule. Link's just an ordinary boy from Kakariko. But when the Festival of Hylia takes place in town, these two sixteen year olds and their outgoing friends will be brought together in a way they never expected... Zelink, Shidna, Daria, Modern Hyrule AU, Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Link, Zelda] [Sheik, Midna] - Complete
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Whatever It Takes by nakashima0518 reviews
What if Link and Zelda's roles were reversed? Link's new servant, Zelda, is one of the last remaining Sheikah and hides her feelings from everyone. She's convinced Link will be just as cruel as her prior master. Can Link bring Zelda out of her shell? Or is there more to this girl than he thinks?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,819 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Link, Zelda
The Legend of Zelda: Exoria by Sudentor reviews
After an age of medieval rule, a modern Kingdom of Hyrule enters a chaotic war with the nations of Gerudo and Valent. Against all odds, Crown Princess Zelda finds hope in the most unlikely of persons, the mysterious Hylian Joint Intelligence Agent Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 385,621 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009
The Higgs Carter Connection by gatehead81 reviews
Sam, suddenly having her own eureka moment goes a little crazy in her lab out of sheer excitement. Sure that there is something wrong with her, Jack hurries to her side to figure out what's got his 2IC acting so strangely. Jack/Sam, K plus rated, Friendship/Humour one-shot. Homage to today's CERN announcement
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Light by Vin Bersmak reviews
A short practice in imagery and motifs. Entitled after the predominant theme. Feedback would be appreciated!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Link - Complete
Ambidexterity by ThePredicate reviews
First fic, a short one-shot about Link's first day in training. Please, critique/review all you want!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Link, Eagus - Complete
WipEout Dawn by Queen Sydon reviews
There are underdogs, and then there's Lhotus-Akkan. Up against the likes of Harimau and Qirex, nobody expects them to win, including the team themselves. But whose to say they can't have any fun losing?
Wipeout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Final Goodbye by Neoinean reviews
Arlington National Cemetery, 1955: Hawkeye delivers a monologue at the gravesite of a friend.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
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The Legend of Zelda: Dreamweaver's Shield reviews
After two years of searching, Captain Link and the valiant crew of the airship Island Symphony have found Obeeta, a massive island in the sky sporting a city-like landscape. What looks to be a simple visit in a quest to locate Irleen's people soon turns into one massive living nightmare as Obeeta's nights spring surprise after surprise on the crew of the Island Symphony.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,093 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 19h - Published: 10/19/2015 - Link, OC
A Legend of Zelda Modern Magical Boy Story That You Asked For reviews
... or... The Obligatory, Idiotic, High School Transforming Hero Alternate Universe with Very Loose Adherence to Reality and a Stupidly Long Title: The Series. Very loosely based on chapter 6 of Tales of the Island Symphony. He is a high schooler who doesn't wanna be a superhero. And she crash-landed into his life, and all hell broke loose. Better thank the fourth wall on this one.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29 - Link, Zelda, Hylia/Her Grace, OC
Airman Link of the Grand Sails reviews
For fans of the Sky Lines story. Link has been an airman for most of his life, but just what kind of airman was he? Find out in this series of crackpot shorts detailing the kinds of trouble Link and his best friend Line got into before the events of Sky Lines.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Link, OC
Tales of the Island Symphony reviews
With Cunimincus and his demonic crew gone, the search is on again for Irleen's home. The following stories have NOTHING to do with that search. This is a series featuring the crew of the Island Symphony at their looniest, detailing events that may or may not have happened during and after Sky Lines.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,495 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 10/17/2015 - OC
The Legend of Zelda: Sky Lines reviews
One hundred and fifty years after the disaster with the Spirit Tracks, Hyrule has risen to the skies. The people have made a living through the use of airships and the "Sky Lines", trails of intense wind used to aid these airships in their travels. On the eve of a fantastic adventure, a young man named Link has just been given command of his own airship...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 146 - Words: 710,548 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Link, OC - Complete
WipEout Advance
Caiar, a new team to anti-gravity racing, is having problems left and right. The team is plagued by malfunctioning equipment, crashes, fighting, speed, law-breaking, and a nicotine addiction that just won't go away. Will Tamaki Hayashi and this misfit crew make it through to the next racing league? Or will they all wind up killing each other first?
Wipeout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,985 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013
Stargate: First Reconnaissance
Follow along in the seemingly dull and rather screwy adventures of Stargate Command's First Reconnaissance team SG-14, a group of people who's only note in mission logs is simply being there first...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,725 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012