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Joined 12-07-11, id: 3503259, Profile Updated: 03-10-14
Author has written 23 stories for Invader Zim, Witch & Wizard, Dora the Explorer, Greek Mythology, Mortal Instruments, Sisters Grimm, Pandora Hearts, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, Crimson-Shell/クリムゾン・シェル, and Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO.

My Pen Name is pronounced "darkness-see shee". Lots of people just nickname me Sidhe (pronounced "shee") for short. A few people refer to me as Bel.

Am I entirely sane? Well no. No I am not.

My avatar is currently Echo from Pandora Hearts.


INTERESTS: (kindly don't diss)

Alice in Wonderland

Clannad

Blood of Eden

Greek Mythology

Ingo

Invader Zim

Legend of Zelda

Pandora Hearts

CURRENT PHASES:

Merlin

Noblesse


Most Recent Story:

None.

Most Recently Updated:

3. June 2nd, 2013 - No, Never, No Way, Leave Me Alone (Chapter 4, completed)

2. June 30th, 2013 - A Box of Oranges (Chapter 8, incomplete)

1. September 26th, 2013 - A Box of Oranges (Chapter 9, incomplete)


My Original Characters:

Ryan Sanders: (A Bad Way to Die)

Canna Reynolds: (A Bad Way to Die)

Mathew Reynolds: (A Bad Way to Die)

Darina Talle: (How to Raise the Dead)

Alysa Stereau: (The Field Trip)

Roy: (Break the Punching Bag; The Cooler of Good and Evil)

The KD Fangirls: (The Cooler of Good and Evil) Including Henrietta, Darlena, Myrtle, Janine, Stomach Problems, and Beatrice Mallory


NOTICES:

I realize I have been fairly inactive in FanFiction lately. I don't really recall the last time I've updated a story or my community, but I guess it's been quite a while.

That isn't to say I've lost interest in this site ...

... I'm just saying that I am no longer particularly motivated to continue many of my stories.

As a result, the stories I dub annoying or too much of a bother for me to continue, I will delete. Looking back at everything, I really don't think those stories were all of my best work. There are several that stick out in my mind that I really would like to keep on going, but as for the others, well, I don't even know why they're still floating in the system.

So, in order to keep things consistent, I will no longer post a new story unless all of it is waiting in the computer, ready to be posted at any time. I will also delete most of my stories, but I'm going to keep all the ones I think are good

If you do have me on your favourite authors list, and you only added me because you liked several of my stories, and I happen to delete them ... feel free to remove me from your list at any time. No hard feelings on either side.

Any updates on deleted stories, or any stories that have been completed and I will leave on, will be listed below.

1. Wednesday May 29th, 2013. Deleted Words Written in Darkness (uninteresting), The 100 Deaths of Dylan (lost interest), That Crazy Shaman Guy (unrealistic crossover), Stars (unrealistic plot), and Stupid Rabbit and Seaweed Head (not well written) in given order. Though I realize that The 100 Deaths of Dylan gave me a lot of hits, I realized upon reading Nevermore ... that I really didn't give a shit about what happened to him either way. So yeah. Stars also gave me a lot of hits, but my own characters were beginning to frustrate me. There were a lot of plot holes as well.

2. Sunday June 2nd, 2013. Updated and Completed No, Never, No Way, Leave Me Alone. I will most likely not delete this story. I have also decided that Zim's Monologue will stay a oneshot because in my opinion, it's better off a oneshot. Thus, it is Completed. Deleted Laments of the Gods because of poor quality (in my opinion) and lack of motivation to continue.

3. Thursday September 26th, 2013. Updated A Box of Oranges. I will continue this, and as soon as I'm done, I'll go through the first few chapters and ... fix ... them. Granted, the first few chapters were written a few years ago and aren't ... that ... good ...

4. Monday, March 10th, 2014. Today is Oswald Baskerville from Pandora Hearts' Birthday! Congratulations, Glen! You tell that Juri who's boss!

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There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,949 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Diary of Namikaze Minato by Izaranna reviews
"You did WHAT?" "I was 8!" "That's not an excuse Dattebane!" "...Kushina, please put down that meat cleaver." And chaos ensues. This is why you shouldn't leave your diary lying around in conspicuous places. Minato-centric, in case the title wasn't obvious enough. Rated T because Jiraiya is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Dear Gejutel, Sincerely, Frankenstein by Fleeting Vapor reviews
A series of messages exchanged between Gejutel K. Landegre and Frankenstein. Noblesse. Ongoing.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,432 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Life with Xerxes Break by black-and-blue-lover12 reviews
Life with Xerxes Break can be pretty entertaining...for him. Watch as the main characters deal with Breaks crazy antics on a day to day basis. Crying, laughing, scared out of their minds and frustrated as all hell. These a shrot funny unrelated plots that star...you guessed it Xerxes Break. Rated T because I don't think I can keep it K .
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Xerxes B.
You Stole the Rain by HawkofNavarre reviews
He just wanted to be friends; fine, she just needed to change his mind. Gray x Juvia
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,574 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] - Complete
National Security by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,156 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America
Minerva's Evil Cookbook by sereneskydragonslayer reviews
Hundreds of Minerva's recipes! Step into...the cooking of a Demon! DO NOT TRY AT HOME, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU TRY IT OUT AND DIE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Minerva O.
Becoming a True Invader by Hero Zero reviews
Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,570 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Bleach: Logical edition by Lord22 reviews
There are many tales of mighty heroes and epic battles in the history of Soul Society. These are the stories of the ones with enough common sense to avoid them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Utterly Unexpected by Skeren Dreamera reviews
It was bewildering, it was stupid, and in Itachi's opinion, it was one of the best things that Madara had ever done for him. A late night wake up call leads to opportunity, and Itachi, for one, wasn't about to turn it down. He just had to figure out what to do with it. Somehow.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Itachi U.
Fleeting by Amerath's Destiny reviews
Somehow, the little girl drew out feelings in him he had thought long gone.
Ava's Demon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Pedri, Wrathia Bellarmina] Ava I., Odin A.
Cockamamie by Crayola Hearts reviews
"Frosch wants to know what sex is!" #6 The Talk
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sting E., Rogue C.
Vartari by Fialleril reviews
The first time Sigyn really talks to Loki, he's not in much of a position to talk back. (Warning for potential body horror: Loki's mouth sewn shut.)
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Sigyn, Loki] - Complete
No Business Like Show Business by waiting4morning reviews
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Shorts, drabbles, and longer one shots from Skip Beat. There will be spoilers for the manga, but I'll warn at the top of each chapter. Update! Oro?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,701 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Kuu, Kyoko M., Ren, Shoutaro
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
The Uchiha Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
The Gods Visit Camp by Me The Awesome reviews
The gods decide to visit Camp Half-Blood for a month. Involves jokes, pranks, contests, games, parties, revenge, shows, and more! Takes place after the Titan War, I guess. Rated Teen in case. Nominated for the Veritas Awards! No OCs, all canon characters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermes
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Three Thousand Years of Silence by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Sigyn tends Loki at the end of the world
Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Loki, Sigyn - Complete
Despair by periphal reviews
Damara Megido reflects upon herself. Cover image by rumminov.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Damara M., Horuss Z. - Complete
Still Not Happy by Sarah1281 reviews
On Jotunheim, Loki discovers that Thor is a Frost Giant before Thor is banished to Midgard for going there and attacking. With Thor disgraced and banished and a Frost Giant to boot, Loki should be elated. Somehow he's not.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki - Complete
Awake, Awake by spockandawe
An examination of the life and times of Alpha Rose Lalonde.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Rose L., Dave S., The Condesce - Complete
Shout To The Devil by spockandawe reviews
The rise and decline of Her Imperious Condescension, Meenah Peixes
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - The Condesce, The Handmaid, The Grand Highblood, The Psiioniic/Helmsman - Complete
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
A Tale Or Two by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Sometimes, Lucy can't help but think that she's caught in the middle of a bunch of fairy tales; then again, she is traveling the country with a Fire Dragonslayer and his flying blue cat. At this point anything is possible. AU. Cover art by Cavallo Alato.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 245,905 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
No Visitors by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
No, Loki by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Thor Odin tries to make sense of all that has changed in the short time he was in the Odinsleep and wonders just when everything went wrong.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Odin, Loki - Complete
The Avatar's Hit List by kaibasgirlx reviews
It was going to happen at some point or another. The Avatar had finally snapped.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Aang, Azula, Ozai - Complete
Talking Past Each Other by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki, disguised as a simple soldier, returns to Asgard to tell the Allfather of his own death. Odin is cunning, though, and saw through it immediately. Or at least that's what Loki thinks happened.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Odin, Loki - Complete
Stolen by muggleborn.dragon.ryder reviews
I was perfect. You should have seen me back then, when I had everything. Before the runt showed up and took it all away from me...before he stole my whole world away... One-shot based on chapter 17 of book eleven. Rated T just in case.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Hiccup, Snotlout - Complete
For Profit! by Tetra007 reviews
Perhaps selling the treasures of Lorule was not the best idea that Ravio had ever cooked up, but at least he made some profit along the way…aLBW Spoilers, Hildio. One shot. Sequel to Supply and Demand.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Princess Hilda, Ravio] - Complete
Discipline by Sarah1281 reviews
Frigga thinks Odin is being too severe with Loki by depriving him of ever seeing her again and doesn't wish that for herself either. Odin explains that he won't really keep them apart for all eternity but he has to be strict or Loki won't take the situation seriously. Surely Loki will understand and be reasonable about this!
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Loki's Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
A week before Thor's scheduled coronation and everything spirals out of control until Loki falls into the void, Loki receives some ghostly visitors who think that maybe Loki's plan could use a second look. And a third. And however many it takes to make him try something else. Asgard doesn't even celebrate Christmas and yet he still has to put up with this useless Midgardian tripe.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,056 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Of Cobbing and Cuddling by Bumbledbee reviews
After saving Scorpius Malfoy from the wrath of Professor McGonagall, Rose Weasley's day to day life begins consisting of more Scorpius Malfoy than she can probably handle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,493 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
early bird gets the worm by sasukes reviews
Because three heads are better than none. Or something like that. —Ice Family.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Gray F., Lyon B., Ultear M., Ur M. - Complete
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Acheronta Movebo by tiger7210 reviews
I fought through a parasite-infested tree, a deadly cave, the belly of a whale, and countless temples.I killed the King of Thieves and saved this land. But when it was all said and done, I was sent back in time by the woman who asked me to do it. This time Hyrule will fall as it has before.But it won't be at the hands of Ganondorf. I saved this kingdom, and I will destroy it again.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,137 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Changed My Mind by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki decides to take Thor's final offer to just forget the whole evil thing and come home after all and works with them to end the battle that much quicker. That works for the Asgardians but the Avengers, particularly Clint, are not too pleased about this. Helping stop his own invasion or not, he did kind of try to conquer the world.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Friends by muggleborn.dragon.ryder reviews
How Hiccup and Fishlegs became friends. One-shot. Book-world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Fishlegs I., Hiccup - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Observe by Wissler reviews
You suppose you've always enjoyed observing your surroundings, however, these days you tend to observe a lot more than you usually would. You wouldn't really call it an interest, more like a habit really. You take in as much detail as you can when observing stuff, especially people. More specifically the people you hang around.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Dave S., Bro, John E., Jade H. - Complete
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
BOOM, Headshot! by apocalypse later reviews
There was only so much M-21 could take, so far he could be pushed. The time had come. The stars were right. Tao would know exactly what had hit him, and it was a bullet. Several, in fact. Right in his smug face.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스
The Ice King Verses The Aliens by Red Witch reviews
Back in Ooo's past the Ice King annoyed a lot of people before Finn and Jake were around. This is one story of a group of alien invaders who learned not to invade Ooo the hard way.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Ice King - Complete
regards by ironoc reviews
It's scary, really, how quickly the human race can descend into madness.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Rose L., Dave S., Jade H., Sollux C. - Complete
Wouldn't You Like to Know? by LadySarahj reviews
Max says something that catches Fang's attention. Now she has to deal with the Flock boys trying to figure out what she said as sshe gives them vague clues. Max watches in amusment until Fang blows up...First Fanfic. Review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Life and Death of Setsuka Heel by sqbr reviews
Just because Kyoko has feelings for Tsuruga-san doesn't mean she's going to let it interfere with her role as his sister. She is a professional! Personal feelings are irrelevant! She will stay objective! At least, that was the plan... (written for Parallels 2013)
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Ren, Kyoko M.] - Complete
A spoonful of sugar by emletish reviews
...helps the medicine go down. Or so Ursa thought. But she has just taken a job as nanny to the Bei Fong's mysterious daughter. She discovers that when dealing with Toph Bei Fong - a giant heap of sugar is a more appropriate measurement. The tale of Ursa after the firenation and Toph before she was an earth bending master, told in a series of drabbles. fits with stalking universe
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Toph, Ursa
Here we go again by Basil Allegri reviews
Time-travel fic. Merlin, as court sorcerer, gets himself stuck in the body of his nineteen-year-old self, and he finds that he'll have to relive his life if he's to have any chance of finding a way home. That doesn't mean he'll have to do things exactly as he remembers them. "Cut it, Kilgharrah. I already know my destiny." AU S05E10 "The Kindness of Strangers" On Hiatus
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,391 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Merlin
Blame It On the Alcohol by MildlyMoonstruck reviews
Gajeel tries to maintain some semblance of dignity as he hobbles towards the table. "None of you have ever wondered how Juvia and I became friends in the first place?" In which Juvia is a terrifying drunk. Gruvia. Companion piece to 'A Measure of Time', but can be read alone.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Gajeel R., Gray F., Juvia L., Cana A. - Complete
And They All Lived Happily Ever After by Windswift reviews
[Spirit Tracks] Five times newly-certified royal engineer Link and recently-disembodied Princess Zelda were 110% competent and capable of saving the world, really, stop looking at them like that.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
the fan club by windsilk reviews
And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Diamonds Droog: Be the Father by sashaonthemoon reviews
Stabdads Au in Which the midnight crew and others father our favourite young trolls. Watch as Droog goes through the stages of becoming the Father, whether he likes it or not. If you want to see a lot of great Stabdads stuff, check out lucky spike on AO3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Aradia M., Diamonds Droog
Quintessence of Dust by hurg reviews
Horatio lies.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
Everything but Nothing by ponyiowa reviews
Hate's a strong word. But then how exactly would Dawnpaw, a FireClan cat, describe her feeling of Stormpaw of IceClan, when they first meet as kits, each out on an adventure? And now they even have to go on a journey together. "StarClan must hate me."
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,832 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011
the giirl 2he once wa2 by MystDreamer reviews
Sollux remembers what Aradia used to be and laments what she is now.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sollux C., Aradia M., Equius Z. - Complete
That Look by MizWrite reviews
While out on a job alone with Juvia, Gray was dismayed to learn that he was a lot more transparent than he thought. Pure fluff. Gray POV. GrayxJuvia. Gruvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Strangers by RayMontague
Benvolio/Rosaline friendship.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Complete
blue flowers by invisibly inked reviews
"you shouldn't have let yourself get attached." -The Condesce, Alpha!John, Alpha!Jade
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2013 - John E., Jade H., The Condesce - Complete
The Olympians At School by Me The Awesome reviews
All the Olympians have to act like mortals, attend a mortal school, and live in the mortal world, FOR A YEAR! How will they survive? Get ready for a crazy, fun and adventure-filled year! Includes out-of-school events. 'Submit An OC' contest open!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,035 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Ground Rules by Gohanroxme reviews
He loved his guild, but..."Gray-sama !" ...there were..."Juvia-chan !" ...times when..."Erm, please don't refer to me as that, Lyon-sama!" ...it just got too freakin' loud... In which Gray finally snaps and confronts Lyon and Juvia, trying to solve the problem that is his very annoying love triangle. Two-shot. R&R. Mostly Gruvia-ish.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L., Lyon B.
Dear Fanfiction Writers by Annabeth137 reviews
Short letters from the Percy Jackson characters to Fanfiction writers who have screwed up! A whole bunch of mini-vignettes, don't expect lengthy chapters. UPDATE: I have lost most of my motivation, but I will try to continue when summer starts again.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Clarisse R., Thalia G., Connor S.
Ask Me by fiesa reviews
She is trying to tell him something and he has no idea what. Uzumaki Mito, Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara – It takes three lives to raise a village. Story in twelve parts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Ophelia's Escape by archergwen
Yet another "she didn't die" fic. Ties into "Most Unlike Your Usual Clever Schemes" in a subtle way, to be revealed in a third fic
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Complete
Random Gir shots by WhateverI'maPerson reviews
These are just several moments of Gir insanity. Some are from the show, but I have created alot of them. I don't know how many I will write, but hopefully lots! : So enjoy and R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Gir
Recovery Time by aksdlhfklsd reviews
Eternity was a long time, but it wasn't nearly enough. —Damara/Rufioh
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Damara M., Rufioh N. - Complete
When The Raven King Passed By by wayward-river reviews
Byakuya/Hisana - He never finds it again. 100-word drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
In The Bamboo Grove by wlkwos reviews
In which the young Sannin are halfway up a mountain, plastered in mud, their hair tangled, and their knees skinned. And it's Jiraiya's fault, as usual. A oneshot for Crowind.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Pink Icing by alyssabyss14 reviews
One day, Sasuke finds a large pink princess cake on his counter...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Noble Minds Overthrown by Luthienne
A letter to Hamlet from his lady love. Inspired by Lisa Klein's novel Ophelia.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University OFUATLA by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
The characters of the Avatar world are getting really annoyed at all the bad fics you're making-especially the romance ones! Join them at the Official Fanfiction University of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and learn just WHY Zutara could never be!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,662 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Aang, Zuko
Equivocal by IceHaze reviews
Sasuke couldn't believe it all started with a simple game of Pac-man. [Anthology]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Olympus Weekly by ilGyhs reviews
Welcome to Olympus Weekly! Feel free to giggle, curse, smile, or throw fruit as you merrily scroll down the intriguing news feed. Who knew the gods could be this entertaining?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
DAYS by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
Camicazi's lived through many many days - four thousand and thirty-two, in fact, but only a few Days actually MEAN something. And, of course, there's THAT Day. The Day that changed everything, life as she knew it, and the whole WORLD. It was the beginning and the end all at once - THAT Day was the day she met Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Camicazi
Intermissions by kawaiisuzu reviews
Naturally, Kushina decides to ward Namikaze off with an assortment of pointy objects. [A love story told in bits and pieces.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,912 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N.
You May Now Kiss the Bride by lyonvastia reviews
Makarov is starting to get sick of the guild members' destructive nature. He decides to set up a little competition that has them working in pairs and will hopefully teach them responsibility.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Natsu D., Gajeel R.
Crimson by CureSunshine1217 reviews
just something that came from my mind. i guess it's a what if Zeref liked Mavis. Oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Zeref, Mavis V. - Complete
Conscience by Empty Thoughts reviews
Because Luke Castellan wasn't all bad, not completely, at least. But he was bad at listening to the little voice inside his head.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Luke C. - Complete
Ultimo Parody by Pre-Ragnarok reviews
Really random parody of the manga. Yamato is just your average, violent teenager who just so happens to look exactly like the famous bandit of many centuries ago. But when the evil doctor Dustbin tries to destroy half the world with an experiment, Yamato must gang up with a dysfunctional team of good guys and girly-looking robots to save the world. Currently under editing.
Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Ultimo, Yamato A.
I Know Your Name by icaruspandora reviews
A look at the changing (and unchanging) feelings of Lady Sharon Rainsworth over the years toward the stranger who calls himself Xerxes Break. (Sounds like a one-shot, but it's not. It kind of reads more like a bunch of connected drabbles.)
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,114 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sharon R., Xerxes B. - Complete
The March by Empty Thoughts reviews
Percy sweats, the guys laugh and Annabeth looks beautiful.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Definately Worth It by Shadowzamy reviews
"Come on, Hao. It can't be that- What the heck!" ...Just a random onshot drabble from a sleepy mind.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Yoh A., Hao A. - Complete
Don't Read This by xMiniOctopus reviews
Seriously. You're better off not knowing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Sasuke U.
My First Kiss by Jakodax reviews
"Hey Papa, when was your first kiss?" An excited Makoto ask her father in wonder thinking of a romantic night. Yet, it was quite the opposite. How will Sasuke manage?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Hoist By His Own Edo Tensei by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which a plothole is exploited for the sake of comedy. Orochimaru really should've thought twice about using Edo Tensei to bring back to life the man responsible for inventing it in the first place, ne?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Tobirama S., Orochimaru - Complete
For want of a Rope by Enzonia reviews
AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Gwaine
Reality Ensues by Moczo reviews
Deep beneath the prison block, two holders of the title Kenpachi duel, and an ancient warrior falls to a mortal wound on the sword of her true successor... sorta. Warning: Spoils recent manga events and doesn't even feel guilty after.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/25/2013 - R. Unohana, Shunsui K. - Complete
Bleach: The right tool for the job by Lord22 reviews
The War for the Fake Karakura town has begun. Unfortunately the match ups got a bit mixed up, and now an entirely different set of fights are taking place. Do the Captains of Soul Society stand a chance against Aizen? Will the Espada match up to our expectations? Will we actually get a fulfilling conclusion to this story arc? Not if Tite Kubo has anything to say about it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K.
One Ironic Dance by Gertie Spite reviews
So you're going to homecoming with Jade Freaking Harley. You're pretty pumped she said yes. But the fact she did arose one major problem with your plan. She said yes to your invitation, and only now do you recall the fact that… You can't dance worth shit. (Probably only a two shot ha. Rated T for swearing.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Dave S., Jade H.
The Love Potion by Sage of Video Games reviews
It's just another typical day of Link rescuing Zelda from Ganon's evil clutches. That is, until the King of Hyrule suddenly announces that he wants Zelda to marry Link. But both of them are dead set against it, so the king resorts to using a love potion in an attempt to get them together. Hilarity ensues, and their situation doesn't become any less complicated when Vaati appears.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,278 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Link, Zelda, Navi, Vaati
Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Clowns! by Babyfruitstyles reviews
Alice performs a magic trick. WARNING: Contains references to...various other franchises.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Alice, Xerxes B. - Complete
Better by Amithedragontrainer reviews
The story of Camicazi, from first grade to twelfth grade. From when her daddy broke her arm to when she raced across the stage in her robes. Modern AU, One-shot. Rated T for domestic violence, romance, blah blah blah. (Cover by AvannaK)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Hiccup, Camicazi - Complete
This Isn't Lukedonia by Fleeting Vapor reviews
Tao, Takeo, and M-21 get off the plane, but this wasn't their planned destination. Noblesse. Complete. Somewhat crack.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Mean by MewLuna reviews
Everyone warned her, everyone told her that the Vampire King was no good. He's one thousand years old and he's done nothing but cause trouble. He's troublesome, he's dangerous, he's bad. The most common word used to describe him, however, was mean. Fionna wants to find out how mean. But when she shows up alone in his cave, will danger follow? FioLee, high-T, oneshot, complete. R&R
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Living with The Shinobis by Harmony Shadows reviews
Sakura, Ino, and Tenten decides to place their name in the 'Live with The Shinobis' Contest, thinking that they won't win. But what happens when they do? So for the entire summer, they're all living with each other. SakxSas, InoxShika, TenxNeji, HinaxNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Fool You Made Me by CokeBottleK reviews
That smile was for Potter now, and she was beautiful for him – just for him. Snape knew it. He could tell. She was lit up from the inside and it was Potter who did that to her. L/J [Snape POV]. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Homestuck Road Trip by cautiousAlbatross reviews
Dave Strider wants a road trip with his friends. Dave's Bro (reluctantly) agrees to act as chauffeur. Dave's friends (also for the most part reluctantly) agree to come along. Some people who are almost definitely not Dave's friends also come along. Bro tells Dave that he can take five friends, maximum, no arguing. Dave invites three, and nine turn up. Bro prepares for hell.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dave S., Bro
loss by p y r otechnic - - ROYAL reviews
Her world started crashing down long before the Grand Magic Games. Minerva-centric
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Minerva O. - Complete
The Witch's Sabbath by lakrymosa reviews
A brief look at Damara and how she became who she is by OpenBound. Warning for contemplation of suicide.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Doc Scratch, Damara M. - Complete
Excuses by sweetsheart reviews
Jiraiya and Orochimaru have decided it's entirely unfair that, one week out of the month, Tsunade gets to do light training while they have to work themselves to the bone – so they decide it's best to investigate. Young!Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
The Greatest Drinker by PerryWrinkle reviews
Which is superior? An immense alcohol tolerance or a body made of liquid? The answer becomes apparent when Juvia challenges Cana to a drinking contest.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Juvia L., Cana A. - Complete
humiliation and heartbeats by alliriana reviews
Gray knew that he had no experience with women. -GrayJuvia
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Beetle Problems by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
Skyward Sword. Link gets creative when facing Ghirahim's horde.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Clouds by flowercrownlevi reviews
Watching the clouds sail across the sky is peaceful and relaxing, and there has to be a reason why Jade loves it so much. DaveJade, written for my friend. K because it's just fluffy fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
The Day That Bro Found Dave by Yekaterina Vera reviews
Just a pointless story of when Dave's meteor hit and Bro adopted him.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Travel Sized for Your Convenience by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin gets cursed and shrunk down to only four inches tall. But the important bit to remember was that it was not Arthur's fault.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Joy of Gift Giving by silentviolet0330 reviews
Lucy wants to give gifts to Sting and Rogue. Sting doesn't know what to get her in return. He asks Rufus and Orga to help him, since Rogue is not that interested. One-shot. Parody and Humor Fan Fiction.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sting E., Lucy H. - Complete
To the Kitchen We Go by Empty Thoughts reviews
Percy and Annabeth find the House of Hades. Hades is not amused. Crack prediction of the House of Hades. Dedicated to Hugs6.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Often So Much by Ultra-Geek reviews
Freya gets sick of Arthur and boots him back into the world a decade ahead of schedule. Post 5x13.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Stardust and Ashes by aradian nights reviews
A time traveler should never fall in love. Of course, they know all about inevitable outcomes. Dave/Jade and Aradia/Sollux.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Fine by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
M-21's phone vibrated, and he frowned for a second before he checked it.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Invasion of the Mary Sues by Cheshire Chameleon reviews
Nico Di Angelo has died, how ironic. But how will camp—more importantly, the infamous Mary-Sues—react to this? Could this be the end of the world as we know it? The invasion has started and no one is safe. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011
My Adorable Chain by Pikachika23 reviews
They say that opposites attract, but is that true? Cheerful Oz meets cynical Alice in a typical classroom setting, but she has a secret. A contract, lost memories, and a strange relationship...where will the world of the Abyss take this couple? Rated T for possible violence.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,671 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Oz V., Alice
Peeta Mellark, Facebook Stalker by InLoveWithAFictionalCharacter7 reviews
Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
It Continues original by Wolf of Silver Dawn reviews
NextGen. Years after the beginning of the Technological age, five children are now showing the world what happens when Royalty meets sugar. Along with characters we've known forever, a bunch join them: kids who drive their parents insane. Enter: RRs. REWRITTEN ON NEW ACCOUNT. DO NOT READ. PLEASE.
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 2/26/2009
Rubber Duck by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
Tao needs M-21's very specific help with something.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Caped by hylianspeedster reviews
Link learns that "borrowing" Ghirahim's cape can be fun...and have consequences. AU where Demise defeated Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Hidden by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
M-21 just sighed when Tao plucked his security ID card out of his fingers, only making a half-hearted attempt to get it back.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
A Sort of Victory by B.C Daily reviews
James's first Quidditch match as captain does not go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/29/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
Little Tales by Hitsugi Zirkus reviews
It was so exciting, knowing he could read this story whenever he wanted, and fall into Wonderland whenever he felt like it. For Leo Baskerville's birthday 10/25!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Leo - Complete
Akatsuki vs Froggy by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Cost of Life by spookymageofheart reviews
Aradia experiencing the feelings that come with her new body. Set right after she became aradiabot.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Aradia M., Equius Z.
Beginning by Jade1994 reviews
The story of how Mai and Ty Lee became friends. It might have something to do with a prince, aura reading and some knife throwing. Review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Mai, Ty Lee - Complete
Bree's Hogwarts Experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
A companion piece, of sorts, to 88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experince, all about Bree's life at Hogwarts and the origin of some of the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 312,279 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
The 20 Methods by His Lopsided Grin reviews
Mikan is surely the loudest girl ever to be encountered. But Natsume knows exactly how to shut her up... [One-shot]
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
The Prince Of Jerks And Me by TheBrokenReflection reviews
"Uchiha If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." I snapped at the annoyingly alluring guy standing in front of me. "Haruno, If you were my wife, I'd drink it." He replied back smoothly, smirking. -Full summary inside-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,591 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
It's Not Easy Being Queen by ctj reviews
A typical day in the life of Zelda. "Seriously, Ganondorf. What part of, 'No taking over the world today, I'm on my period,' didn't you understand!" One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zelda - Complete
whisper on the wind by perbe reviews
There is no path, no forest, no outstretched hand groping for the way home. Only the cold moon overhead, unable to answer his questions. AU ( tw: murder/gore )
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Will of Abyss, Jack V. - Complete
Lacie's Older Brother by bespectacled-lazy reviews
In order to bring peace, Oswald has to do the unimaginable. He has to kill his only family member. It pains him to do so. Oswald/Lacie non-incest.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Oswald B., Lacie - Complete
Kiss the Rain by outcarnate reviews
She smiles wryly. "The raindrops are the tears that Juvia isn't brave enough to shed."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Track by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
M-21 and Seira are on a very important mission.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Of Idiots and Prats by CreateImagineWrite reviews
Arthur walks in on Merlin performing magic, and doesn't quite react the way Merlin would have expected him to. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
even if the house has fallen down by Empty Thoughts reviews
You decide it's probably the strangest morning you've ever had, but at the moment you can't conjure up any other mornings. Then you hear a loud sound that seems to find its way through your eardrums and into the very bones of your spine, making it shiver. How Percy met our favourite wolf goddess. Pre- Son of Neptune. Companion to 'we still stand strong' by Taffeh A. Llama
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Gangnam Style by Anastasia Laurels 2.0 reviews
Leo teaches Frank how to do the Gangnam Style, and they have a showdown, Gangnam Style, for Hazel. Who will get the girl? ...Um, no one, actually. Hazel/Frank/Leo Triangle Thingy. Features Gangnam Style by Psy, but not the lyrics. I'm not THAT talented. Image coming soon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Leo V., Frank Z. - Complete
Persephone Files For Divorce by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
where did us go? by Empty Thoughts reviews
But she couldn't really say, that they were they anymore. Thuke-ish. During Titan's Curse. For Taffeh A. Llama
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
The True Bloodstained Black Rabbit by TornPageDyedRed reviews
This tells the events after Oz finds out that he is the true B. Rabbit. It seems that the memories and realization leave him spinning in the labyrinth of his mind. Will he find a way to remain himself to the end? Or will he be swallowed up by the B. Rabbit of the past?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,155 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Oz V. - Complete
Sand by The Magnanimous Cockroach reviews
An unknown session's Scurrilous Straggler meets a lady in the desert. SS/Ms. Paint.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick - Complete
From Your Memory by RavenFollower13 reviews
After an accident, Gaz wakes up in the hospital to find she remembers nothing of the past three months. Not too bad; if it weren't for the fact that there was an obvious secret about those three months that everyone around her wasn't telling her.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,352 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
99 Reasons by makoshark reviews
Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
By The Light of A Million Stars by TheFoolishDivertimento reviews
Jack and Oswald stargaze upon the balcony.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Glen B., Jack V. - Complete
The Best Day by Amelia Tiffany reviews
"Sabertooth's the best!" "What are you saying? It's Fairy Tail that's the best!" - There is only so much arguing Mirajane can take before she steps in.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sting E., Lucy H. - Complete
in the branches of the World Tree by wild wolf free17 reviews
Unconnected drabbles focusing mainly on Loki or his children.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Loki
The Mad Hatter's Adventures In Republic City by Atomic Lilith reviews
Break falls down a hole in spacetime, only to end up in Republic City. PURE CRACK
Crossover - Pandora Hearts & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Xerxes B., Bolin - Complete
Things That Drew Shouldn't Do by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
The bratty daughter of Aphrodite, also known as Drew, thinks that she's perfect. But is she? Yeah right. There are some things that she shouldn't do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Drew T., Annabeth C.
Mission Impossible by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Konan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
Zeref and the Porcelain Angel by yamaihime reviews
A dark figure watches from the cheering stadium as one Fire Dragon Slayer becomes drunk on his victory. But what grabs the figure's attention is not the young dragon slayer, but a porcelain white beauty lying in the stadium rubble, gleaming white like a burning sun. Pure and utter crack.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Zeref - Complete
Parental Concern by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Sequel to 'Sleeping Dragon'. One small misunderstanding leads to pandemonium as Natsu and Lucy joke about their 'baby'- Lucy's notebook. The guild, of course, take it the wrong way. Utter chaos ensues as the whole of Fiore seems to have the wrong idea... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Melodramatic Daddy & Tired Mummy by Sara1893 reviews
Just because of a cool Uncle Oswald, he, their own daddy was pushed aside.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Levy, Lacie - Complete
Annabeth's Horrible Encounter by Empty Thoughts reviews
When Athena's visit to Annabeth suddenly turns sour, she wonders why she had to open her big mouth. Now Annabeth has to obey her mother and try not to look insane at the same time. Mark of Athena crack predictions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Athena - Complete
The Dagger's Last Strike by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
'She smiled insanely at her dagger, once clean and gleaming, now covered with blood.'
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Will of Abyss - Complete
Avatar Aang and the Chocolate Factory by Distant-Moon reviews
The Gaang manage to get their hands on five golden tickets to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory; but, of course, only one person can come out of the factory with the grand prize. A lifetime supply of free chocolate is a surpisingly effective motivational-factor in this contest...and heads are most certainly going to roll. Set during Book III, pre-Sozin's Comet. Read if you dare.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012
At Least We're Here! by Waves Crash reviews
IBF! What would happen if Sokka and Katara never found Aang? Ficlet. Kinda dumb, but I think it's cute.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Katara, Sokka - Complete
Memories by Hxstia reviews
"Sorry,Alice.But...You can't stay with me anymore." Oz's feelings of letting Alice go. WARNING:Major Spoilers. A bit of Oz x Alice. Rated T for...Actually,I don't really know... Two-shot!Now complete!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Oz V., Alice - Complete
Remember, Forget, and Repeat by aradian nights reviews
Dave's life has become boring and lonely after the loss of all his friends... and a girl he loved. AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
The Hospital Bed Monologue by GraeLiars reviews
Rose wakes up in hospital surrounded by 5 men – an older red haired man who's cursing everyone in sight, a terrified young man dressed in odd orange robes, a crazy haired boy whose trying to restrain the red head, a stocky bloke who says he's her boyfriend, and a blonde aristocrat who doesn't appear to be breathing. She just wants to know one thing – which one is her Man-Pillow?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Much Ado by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Lucy doesn't exactly know what to make of Lisanna after the latter's return from Edolas. Lisanna is eager to make friends and just might be certifiably insane. And Natsu is feeling rather left out of the loop.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Lucy H., Lisanna S. - Complete
Your Honor by ericapeace1 reviews
Mai wants a pet! Zuko objects, but Mai gets her way, and names it specifically to annoy Zuko. A short drabble
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Tips for Fleeing Death Eathers and Staying Alive by AnimeFanBree reviews
Sequel to "88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience." The Ministry has been taken over by Voldemort and his goons. If you're on the list of undesirables, and not looking for horcruxs, these might help you. Or just amuse you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011
Truth or Dare: Camp Halfblood Edition by thinking hurts my brain reviews
Oh, revenge was sweet... ON HIATUS UNTIL I GET MOTIVATED AND WRITE MORE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012
What to Make of Leo Valdez by xoxo Cherie reviews
Frank didn't know what to make of Leo Valdez. The only thing he could figure was that whenever he was around, Hazel would suddenly have a look of panic on her face. Maybe it was time to get to know Leo better. For all he knew, maybe they had something in common. Friendship fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Frank Z., Leo V.
Instant Corpse Party, Party Not Included by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
What do you do with your own cadaver? Not to mention the bodies of your friends and guardians? A story of the first days traveling the yellow yard.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - John E., Jade H., Davesprite - Complete
Oz Kills Jack Vessalius by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
Title says all. To be honest though, Jack had it coming.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Jack V., Oz V. - Complete
Best Friend by StrawberryFunk
Jade Crocker finds what her dear adopted mother has done to her best friend. Warnings for animal death and blood.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Jade H., The Condesce
Konoha Connect Chat by MOSHIxMOSHI reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have a random, fluffy conversation via Konoha Connect chat site. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wanted: Responsible Adult by Sarah1281 reviews
After driving his first crush to a nunnery, Romeo swears he'll never love again...until he sees a very pretty girl. So what if she's thirteen? Her family hates him anyway! And Juliet's just glad to get away her really old almost-fiancé, her mother who is determined to add as many greats to grandmother as she can in her lifetime, and her really inappropriate nurse. It's true love.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,492 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Blood In The Darkness by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
Deep in the Abyss, a woman once known as Lacie was in a dark part of the Abyss...dancing on a puddle of blood.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Lacie - Complete
Gatorade by MOSHIxMOSHI reviews
Sakura leaned back in her seat, arms crossed. "That's the butt-wipe who stole my Gatorade." Ino's eyes widened and she dramatically gasped. "You straddled Sasuke Uchiha?" SasuSaku Gatorade Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hoshi by Princess Kitty1 reviews
A thousand paper stars. What could someone with the health and power to make things happen possibly wish for?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
ISS Naruto Style by MOSHIxMOSHI reviews
Anyone in your average public school should know what I.S.S. stands for: In School Suspension. It's hell on Earth, the most boring moments of your teenage life, and Naruto was sent there. Enter the realm of Naruto's unique mind and see just how fun I.S.S. can actually be...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pandora Hearts Truth or Dare! by Deserts Of Glass reviews
Break locks everyone in a room and tells them to play Truth or Dare.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,858 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V.
Gilbert the Raven by EmmaxLeigh reviews
Oz and Alice come and wake Gilbert from a peaceful nap, dragging him along on their great adventure. Based heavily on Charlie the Unicorn.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Gilbert/Raven
the glory days by Carmie-chan reviews
"W-what are you doing?" he stammers, clearly embarrassed. "Uh... stripping?" Because on those summer nights, she would look up and smile while slowly making her way into his heart. For SasuSaku Month. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Merdog by The Big Hosepipe in the Sky reviews
Strange things are happening in Sapphire's life, A website with a weird name and a Mer-dog called Faro. What will Sapphire do? Co-written with LyraTheHuman
Ingo - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Sapphire T., Faro - Complete
The Boy Guide by Sharinganblossom reviews
Holy Abercrombie model...yea this is going to be a long summer. Watch Sakura as she struggles to survive in her huge new home, and befriend the unfriendly Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Art of Eavesdropping by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Sasuke overhears an interesting conversation and decides to take action, wanting to see the now cold and composed Sakura flustered at least once more. Little does he know that he will be the one rendered speechless.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Naruto Redone by Sella94 reviews
What if even before becoming a team, the soon to be members of Team 7 we’re already a perfect team. What if through their academy days, their goofiness, fan-girling ways, and emo selves, was all just a little act. how will kakashi survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Unconventional by Callista Miralni reviews
Her Organic Chemistry notes were the most prized and rarest item in their failing class. For Uchiha Sasuke, the note taker was much more difficult to obtain than her silly notes. SasuSaku, AU. For SasuSaku Month 2012
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Oh, the Joys of Dentistry! by MOSHIxMOSHI reviews
"I want to be a dentist so I can do your mouth." That...was NOT what I meant to say. -because Sasuke just isn't Sasuke if he doesn't win and embarrass himself in the process. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cousinly Conversations by anubislover reviews
A sequel to "The Family He's Been Looking For." Horus never wants to spend time with Anubis, so why the sudden invitation to hang out? Well, apparently when you punch the God of Evil in the face, your popularity skyrockets. Rated T for some swearing. Please Read and Review!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Anubis, Horus - Complete
Wedding Bells by myfavoriteloser reviews
Sasuke didn't see how it was fair that he got yelled at for not wanting to partake in his older brother's sham of a wedding to some home-wrecking harlot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Like This Girl Quite A Lot by Runaway Wordette reviews
Two very irritated people meet by chance in a Starbucks while waiting for their loud blonde friends. The boy is quite sure that she is in HIS seat. The girl is quite sure that no matter how cute he is- her bad day entitles her to the seat SHE found first. One question of a certain person's sanity and a heavy medical textbook later, what are you left with? Naru/Ino bonus ending
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pein and Deidaras Little Game by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
"But I can already disguise myself, un." Pein doesnt believe Deidara. So they play a little game. T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Deidara, Pain/Pein
Monsters by Deserts Of Glass reviews
Elliot wakes Leo up in the early morning because he hears a noise. Who's brave enough to check, and more importantly, what's in the closet?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
Shinobi Hide and Seek by LittleRedAllGrownUp reviews
In the early days of the original team 7 Minato wasn't sure how to show his team the importance of teamwork.Then it hit him. Take care of a helpless child for a few hours.Only problem Mariko isn't helpless,in fact she's Satan's child. Just ask Kakashi XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Lost and Found by xmysweet reviews
It's all slipping through my fingers again, like sand.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Oz V. - Complete
Muffins and Justin Bieber by soybean prophecy reviews
"WELL. YOU STILL MAKE MY GAYDAR BEEP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. I swear, girls only like emo, pasty, brooding, arrogant gay jerks. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?" Naruto's outlook on life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: Destroy Postman by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Deidara, Kisame and Hidan face the greatest evil known to man...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Chronicle of Seasons by Scintazzle reviews
He stared at me for a few seconds, and choked out a few surprising words in a raspy voice. "You're Asian." I frowned. Not really the type of thing people say when they first meet someone, or when they're about to die.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,620 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Nico A.
Stuff Sasuke Says by ZOMG its Angie reviews
It's when everything your best friend says can be summarized into seven simple words that you realize just how much he needs you to force him to confess his true feelings for a certain pinket
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Collection by AshtreeBlasphemy reviews
Sequel to Obsessions; In which, Sakura gets her friends to help think of ways to save her collection of fangirl items from the trashcan cause Sasuke is hating. Again. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obsessions by AshtreeBlasphemy reviews
It started with Sasuke. Then it progressed to vampires, bakers, and british boy bands, but she would still go back to Sasuke in the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
literacy by Carmie-chan reviews
In which you express your feelings through a dictionary because you're not the best conversationalist. For SasuSaku Month. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Butler, Eavesdropper by zahheckie reviews
A humorous fanfiction in which Ciel and Elizabeth are watched over by none other than the faithful demon butler, Sebastian Michaelis.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
30 Minutes by Michy Star reviews
Aradia encounters Equius in a dream bubble, and it doesn't go how she had originally expected.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Aradia M., Equius Z. - Complete
So Much for Shampoo by Wrath76 reviews
People with particularly cool hair will do anything to get their favorite shampoo. Even if it's the last bottle in the vicinity... Even if they make a scene fighting derangedly for it...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
the chase by negotiate reviews
AU. There was a guy chasing her. A really, really hot guy. Too bad it was under a completely different set of circumstances. Sakura really didn't know what to think.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Which Katara and Zuko Discuss Zutara by Grasspaw reviews
In which Katara drags Zuko along to explain the utter ridiculousness of Zutara, and never really gets around to it because Zuko's a stupid jerk.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
ePiKk FaLe by myfavoriteloser reviews
"Because Pig," I said calmly, "I accidentally told Uchiha Sasuke, AKA my BOSS that I think he's gay to his face and now he's out to reap my immortal soul." "...Yeah, I get THAT part, but why do you have to hide out in MY house?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,112 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Fluffy Bunny Story by River Laren reviews
Because taking Sakura to a festival might not be the best idea in the world. Crack, FLUFF, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jealousy by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
Unfortunately for Konoha men, to Minato, they were all threats. And he'd been taught to eliminate all threats. Oneshot. MinaKushi. Pre-series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Happy Father's Day by Lil' DeiDei reviews
He had to admit, it was certainly an unusual way of learning one was going to be a father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Secrets of the Gods by videoezy2 reviews
What if you weren't normal. What if the reason you swore off men is because you're the Goddess Artemis and your brother is the sun god. What if you discover your entire family are actually the Greek Gods and your house is insane. What if? That's my life
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,973 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Artemis - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Second Chance by Wandering Butterfly reviews
They betrayed me for another Son of Poseidon, but I don't care, not as much as I used to anyways. There are others now, and I know with a fact that they won't betray me, unless I do so first. My name is Persus Jackson, but I prefer to be called Persona.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Percy J.
I'm Not Stupid by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
When Deidara insults him, Tobi strikes back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Sister's Love by FourEmptySpaces reviews
Ada loved her brother, and did her best to make up for the fact that Daddy didn't. Ada's POV, pre-abyss, one-shot.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Ada V., Oz V. - Complete
Who He Dreams About by Roar-Of-The-Pancake-Dragon reviews
Natsu is asleep after a hard mission and two people decide to visit him. But how will things work out when he starts talking in his sleep? And who does Natsu dream about? Competition between NaLi and NaLu! Humor/Romance one-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Lucy H., Lisanna S. - Complete
Busted! by Penelope Jadewing reviews
AU. Leo stumbles upon something very interesting online, and he's come to show Eliot just in time to interrupt the young Nightray heir's... writing? Oneshot; NOT YAOI. MILD SPOILERS.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
A Typical Day for the Seven Kin by Air-Siren reviews
Master Hades, desperate to find out what had been the cause of his summer home's destruction, questions each of \the Kin's personally in order to grasp the full story behind the events that had transpired. Pure Crack Cocane.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ultear M., Merudy
Crumple by Fanatical Alice reviews
A glimpse of the boy behind the mask. Ada/Vincent
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Vincent N., Ada V. - Complete
A Thousand Words and Maybe More by frickface reviews
Dave finds a photograph of a younger Bro and his best friend who looks an awful lot like John. Bro's totally unironic grin speaks a thousand words and the bucktoothed dude's arm around his bro's waist tells a little more, but Dave wants the whole story.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Demon by Pulchrite reviews
Keiko is suffering from a mental illness, and her family is trying desperately to cope. She is convinced that Hao is trying to kill her, and this delusion has taken over her entire life. The problem, however, is that this may not be a delusion at all. Alternate Universe.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Keiko A., Hao A. - Complete
The Odds by Catwho reviews
Mirajane's infamous betting ring has a serious vulnerability in the form of a little white cat. Minor Jellal/Erza.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Dragonlord? by Volcanic Plug reviews
A dragon arrives unexpectedly and Merlin has some explaining to do...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Children by korralations reviews
One-shot. Zuko wonders how he ever got such energetic children. Turtle ducks are involved. Slight Maiko. K for innuendo.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Christmas in a Texan Diner by eijuncchi reviews
In which Jade Harley, albeit a scientist and thus technically an intellectual, gives a completely illogical answer as to why she wouldn't date Dave Strider. -Pesterlog, AU-ish.-
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Wonderful Apathy by Deserts Of Glass reviews
Leo considers wether or not it's better this way... spoilers for chapter 58
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Leo, Elliot N. - Complete
Whispers by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
Gilbert hears them every night. They were starting to annoy him, but then he realizes that they were only trying to warn him.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Lessons In Chivalry by Bookwrm389 reviews
After a long day of knight training, Zelda enjoys a relaxing bath alone with her thoughts. At least until an unexpected, and unwelcome, visitor comes barging in. Skyward Sword, Link/Zelda, fluff and humor.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Link, Zelda, Groose - Complete
The Nico di Angelo Dating Show! by Qu0thTheRavenNeverm0re reviews
Poor Nico! He always seems to get paired up with all the Mary Sues. But who doesn't like torturing the most attractive demigod around? Lucky for Nico, though, he has one thing that most Suethors usually forget- common sense. Not script format!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Nico A.
Distracted by ilessthan3youtoo reviews
Percy and Annabeth do like each other. Annabeth just can't stand it when Percy... What was it again? Read to find out ;
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The 'Kya' by AznMelody5678 reviews
The children of Erza have a question. "Oh yeah! Mommy, is it true that the first time you screamed 'Kya' was because you fell down a hole?" She asked innocently. Erza sweat dropped. "Y-Yes." Erza replied. Slight JeRza and NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
The Path by Deserts Of Glass reviews
I may not have led him down it, but I created it - that much I'm certain of. Spoilers for chapter 57 and up...
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Leo, Elliot N.
Elliot's Misfortune by Deserts Of Glass reviews
Elliot annoys Leo - obviously he can't just let that go.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Elliot N., Leo
Y Txting is Nvr Seen in SS by SomberLuminosity reviews
Link had better watch out. It's a world of secrets when it comes to mobile devices. Also, the fourth wall has been broken and in need of repair for quite some time. But isn't that what our little heroes in blond are meant for?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
One Day by Shinju-chu reviews
Oz and co. decide to have a drawing contest! I apologize for shortness! Not even that funny, I just needed a genre, sorry people who searched up "Humor"
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012
For the Books by Deserts Of Glass reviews
Elliot knows just how to make Leo do something.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
Spin by chashkieh reviews
Fic for the 'Picture Still' category. Anna and Yoh gets invited over for dinner at the Tao's residence. Everyone gets to play 'spin the bottle'.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Still Cool by RhiDaBatch3 reviews
After a bad day at school Dave can't wait to talk to one of his best friends. But when he loses his 'cool', will he know how to own up to his mistake? DavexJade
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Mirrormask by Sybel Sayrah reviews
There are many kinds of Power in the Worlds: fire and signs, water and tides, breath and song, earth and stone. But nothing in all the Worlds is more powerful than Creation, and her sister Destruction. One-shot.
MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Ingo by Mockingfire reviews
a poem based on the brilliant series. PLEASE REVIEW!
Ingo - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012
Burn by Deserts Of Glass reviews
The voices are hungry.. Spoilers are just for the Tragedy basically.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Vincent N., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Ghost by Deserts Of Glass reviews
No one heard her voice, unless he spoke for her..
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Echo, Vincent N.
Falling's Just Like Flying by Sereiin reviews
It was a beautiful day, a warm and sunny one when that little idea of Lacie's came to mind...
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Lacie, Oswald B. - Complete
Doll by Deserts Of Glass reviews
She was a doll. She loved him with all her heart, and hated him with all her mind.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Echo, Vincent N. - Complete
Flower Hearts by Rubicon 9 Of Hearts reviews
A short series of drabbles. Each title is a flower that closest represents the character the drabble focuses on. Drabble 4- Sweet Alyssum, now up. Enjoy and feel free to reveiw! On semi-haitus.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012
Pimp Hand Shenanigans by Raven-igma reviews
"Do you really think you can out-pimp me, the Demon Lord of pimp?" Link remained strong and determined. "I know I can," he said with conviction. Ghirahim narrowed his eyes, leaning down slightly, "Prove it."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Jade: Be The Prophet by Zamael reviews
A story of how a volatile diplomatic situation was dissolved by the Witch of Space's unmentionables.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
Nobody Stalks my Stalker by Ebony-Dove reviews
Juvia is being stalked, Lyon is playing matchmaker, and Gray is clueless as usual. Gray, Juvia, Lyon, love triangle. One-shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Juvia L., Gray F. - Complete
Shipping Wars by loves2readandwrite reviews
It's just a random story that focuses on the "war" between Zutarians and Kataangers. I'm really sorry if it offends anyone.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
HUMANS by whoshallJudgeAngels reviews
I suppose Faro would criticize fanfictions as well... just an A-Z of several possible attacks on Air people Faro might have.
Ingo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Faro - Complete
Night Watch by Shadsie reviews
Pipit has to deal with many annoyances while on night patrol... prowling monsters, rabid remlits and a certain underclassman who has apparenntly decided that sanity is overrated. Poor, poor Pipit. Crackshots.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Pipit, Link
Judgemental Hao by LILMISSS reviews
"I mean," he continued, again without glancing up to see their horrified expressions, "you two look nothing like me!" And that is how Asakura Hao destroys the morale of Asakura Luka and Yohane. READ FLOWERS 2 BEFOREHAND. Oneshot.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Hao A. - Complete
Phone Lines by AnUnseenWorld reviews
Or, the four times Aang's timing annoyed the hell out of Zuko, and the one time it didn't.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Aang, Zuko
Link's Dillemma by increak96 reviews
Link has a serious problem, and there's only one person in the world who can fix it for him. That's right! Demon Lord Ghirahim! CRACK ONESHOT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Nesting Habits by Miss Mungoe reviews
Lily calls him a compulsive hoarder. And so what if he is? – Gajeel/Levy, Pantherlily.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily - Complete
Something Better by Laureen Lycan reviews
Short attempt at humor. My twist on Link's final battle with Demise. Now, with more Ghirahim!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Olfactory Sense by Catwho reviews
Who knew bath products could be so dangerous? Nalu flavored, with just a hint of Gruvia and GaLe for seasoning.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 151 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Ice by Bluetory reviews
3 years later, Sapphy has started a new life in London. Faro never kept his promise of coming back for her, and she's sworn to put it all behind her. But one day, on a two week trip back to Cornwall, she finds that Faro has come back... human? R&R "ICE."
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sapphire T., Faro
The Fairy's Tale by Somber Secrets reviews
Levy traps herself in a spell where she must finish seven fairy tales in order to escape. Sadly things don't go quite as planned with Gajeel lurking around and ruining every fairy tale there ever was in his most Gajeel like fashion. GaLe
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
The Letter by Icicle Streams reviews
Link contemplates his bizarre role in a bizarre sidequest. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Pipit, Cawlin - Complete
Fox DNA by Dragon Silhouette reviews
The REAL reason why Naruto has whiskers - excluding the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
In Step by Kaelin P reviews
"Long ago, someone taught me how to dance." Slight Alice/Oz, Oswald/Jack. Spoilers in regards to Oz in recent chapters.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Alice, Jack V. - Complete
A city by Any Other Name would be GREAT by HimeFlye reviews
"Names are very important. It will bring the aura of the city and help it become the place we want it to be." Aang and Zuko both thought. "Penguin City!" Aang cried, jumping out of his chair.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Aang, Zuko
Artemis and Apollo's Immortal Teenage Minions by DianeJasmine reviews
Why is it that Artemis has a group of immortal followers and Apollo doesn't? Because of Apollo's poetry, of course!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
The Real Agni Kai by th3rdhal3 reviews
What really went down in the Agni Kai between Zuko and Azula...with Katara cheerleading in the background. This is my interpretation of the fire duel between the royal siblings...read and review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Conflict by Ninja-band-aid reviews
He can't stand how much he loves her. But he can't help but wish she'd love him back. Equius considers his complicated emotions for the lovely maroonblood.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Aradia M., Equius Z. - Complete
Unoriginality by EosAella reviews
Uther's magic hating speeches. Sorcerer's Uther hating speeches. Frankly Merlin was getting bored with the unoriginality. Includes a little Bamf!Merlin and is verging on Crack!fic also a sort of Reveal!fic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
The Family He'd Been Looking For by anubislover reviews
Set didn't know why he went to the Hall of Judgment, but he hadn't expected to have a civil conversation with his brother. Or run into his wife and meet his son. Or get punched in the face by said son. First Kane Chronicles fic, so Please Read and Review!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Set, Anubis - Complete
Coming Of Age by Fleeting Vapor reviews
The Coming of Age Ceremony is suppose to be a time of celebration, but as it approaches, Regis finds himself wishing to stay in the human world with his comrades. Noblesse. Centered mostly around Regis, RK-4, Frankenstein, and Gejutel. Recommended.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Rue Creeping Out Snow! by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
Rue's ghost will be creeping out Snow because she's awesome that way!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Rue, Pres. Snow - Complete
A Gift by Fleeting Vapor reviews
Gejutel and the lord receive a gift from Frankenstein, but they're not quite sure how to use it. Noblesse.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Manta's Breakdowns by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
In this one shot, Manta gets into 3 breakdowns.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Manta O. - Complete
Not Your Average Tooth Fairy by Midnight-Snow-Serenade reviews
First time that Alice has ever lost a tooth. First attempt at humor
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Alice, Xerxes B. - Complete
Heart to Heart by Miss Mungoe reviews
Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
I Missed You by Snowlia reviews
It had been fifty-six days since Cassidy disappeared. Cassidy/Teresa.
Night School - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Teresa, Cassidy O'Rourke - Complete
Creepy Little Doll by Sniperrolf reviews
Reim had finally decided to ask the question he had wanted to ask for a long time. But what he should have known was that Break wouldn't have given him a straight answer. Oneshot.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Reim L., Xerxes B. - Complete
The Mystery of Pai Sho by Bottle Glass reviews
Because General Iroh's still got game, and Zuko never even stood a chance. Implied Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
One Hour In A Well Of Annoyingness by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
Rachel Keller dreamt that she fell in a well and met Samara Morgan, who was extremely annoying and thought unicorns are real and loves to sing Sunshine lollipops and rainbows.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
Jellal in denial by Amamiya Toki reviews
For the lack of a better title. Ultear demands an explaination for his actions earlier that day... But it's hard to answer with Meredy is teasing him about it. Inspired from chapter 274. Spoilers if you haven't read it yet. Implied JellalxErza.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Emotocons by xXPenDragonXx reviews
SolluxAradia request. Just a bit of fluff between the two flushed trolls.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sollux C., Aradia M.
something, something by Angela Nguyen reviews
this time, i'm not leaving without you.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Iron Maiden Jeanne, Ren T. - Complete
Equality by XBe-the-changeX reviews
This is a short story addressing the controversial view of the church on homosexuals.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
Iggy&Gazzy vs The Mailman! by MyaAvery reviews
For Iggy and Gazzy lovers!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman
The Invasion Continues by ToonReviewer reviews
No one has heard from Invader Zim in years. When the Tallest press the wrong button, they find Zim's base frozen. Meanwhile, Dib has spent the last few years in a mental hospital because of a mysterious encounter with Zim. And where is GIR?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Zim, Dib
Puck's Version by DianeJasmine reviews
What would Puck's version of the first book of the Sister's Grimm be like? DISCONTINUED. However, first chapter now up as one-shot. Go read that, if you like.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Puck - Complete
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
First Time by Vortex82 reviews
Yashiro is traumatised by an accidental voicemail that is far less than it first appears.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Yashiro, Ren - Complete
Gone to the Dogs by Vortex82 reviews
Never work with children or animals.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Ren, Yashiro - Complete
A More Profitible Outcome by increak96 reviews
What SHOULD be an option when Ghirahim grabs your sword between his fingers. I have no regrets! ONESHOT, please enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Hypnosis could be a Wonderful Thing by LoveOneLoveAll reviews
A twist to the episode 'Rise of the Zit Boy', ZaGr style! May be ooc! :D
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
How DARE they name him Artemis! by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
When Artemis the goddess finds out about how a male child is named after her, she is predictably furious. But any sort of confrontation with Artemis Fowl the Second can get messy...*devious grin* PJO/AF one shot, I sadly don't own anything.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Artemis F., Artemis - Complete
Oblivious by Aryndiel reviews
Natsu just won't take a hint, even when it's less of a hint and more like a glowing neon sign flashing in front of his face. Not that anyone else in the guild is much better.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Levy M., Gajeel R.] - Complete
Over the Years by JoeMerl reviews
Set from shortly after "Tak the Hideous New Girl" until Dib and Gretchen's adulthood, a set of five inter-related D/G fics dealing with everything from trips to the mall to flights into outer space. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Gretchen, Dib] Zim, Gaz - Complete
Dispose All Trash by Shirotensaki14 reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have made Aizen angry! Their punishment is to vacuum the entire Las Noches! The only problem is that they don't know how to use them. R&R thanks.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Young and Hopeless by electric gurrl reviews
Zuko scowls and crosses his arms. "I will make you smile if it's the last thing I do." If only he had turned around to see her minuscule grin as he left. / Drabble. Maiko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2012 - [Mai, Zuko] Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
the shining mead is brewed by Fialleril reviews
Narvi was killed when his father was bound. This is what happened after.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Hel - Complete
Trapped in Time by D3athrav3n92 reviews
In the Temple of Time, Link decides to experiment with a timeshift stone and a technoblin's electric club. The end result? Sends him forward thousands of years to when Zant is waging war, and another Link is stuck in his place. Warning: Skyward spoilers
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Link, Fi
Confrontation in the Meeting Room by AmegakureAngel reviews
Konan has a short disscusion with Sasori
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Konan, Sasori
Opposites! by hiddenheart4020 reviews
Pure Nico crack. When Nico gets tired of being compared, what does he do? Become opposite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Random dream of the abyss by Whiteflamehaze1st reviews
Where alice dreams that she meet her twin sister and fight over a steak
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Alice, Will of Abyss
Badass Softie by Clearly Odd reviews
Your name is DIRK STRIDER. No one calls you that much anymore, though. Mostly, you go by BRO. And god, you cannot handle crying to save your life. Oneshot, brotherly Strider fluff, gen.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Gir Sings the Cheeseburger Song by OhHowDelightfullyDreadful reviews
CONTINUED! Zim is gone for the night, and Gir feels the need to express himself to no one in particular through song and dance. With things ever be the same? Definitly no real romance. I do not own Invader Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Gir
Collecting Info by blaaaaaaa reviews
Just a thing me and Darknesse Sidhe did for fun
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dib
NOOOOOOO! by Me The Awesome reviews
TAK the Hideous New Girl: ZIM repeatedly yells "NOO!" whenever TAK tries to speak, after she demolishes his base. This is a lame, kinda stupid one-shot about what if ZIM keeps on yelling, instead of stopping after a few times. Random, I know :P No romance
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
For the Want of Some Batteries by Alstroe reviews
Crossposted from skywardpromptsanonymous on tumblr. Demise needs new batteries for his Wii Remote.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Demise, Link
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
PRINCESS AZULA UNIT by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
After much careful beta testing, this cool and collected Fire Nation Princess may be yours! We at CookieLord factories hope you enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Azula - Complete
Reunion by annabeth-chase120 reviews
This is my second MoA story because my first one was kind of-really-sucky. This one is multi-chapter! XD Thalia decks Octavian! :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Perfectionism by Rhythm and Blues reviews
Guidance series - Azula. "Of course this isn't about my mother," she snapped. "The action of connecting two completely disassociated concepts is a recognized sign of mental instability. Perhaps we should be switching positions."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Azula - Complete
HTTYD News Weekly! by Annabeth The Unicorn reviews
All the updates on all things How To Train Your Dragon! From Toothless' dinner to new sequel info, this show- I mean fanfic- has it all! Starring Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and his team of Dragon-riding teens!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hiccup
Stupid Parrot by Joanie Dark reviews
A nefarious parrot steals Gaz's Game Slave.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Gaz - Complete
The Steel Bathroom by awesomeninjaperson12 reviews
Kisame walks into his room, only to find himself in Konan's room. The next thing they know it, the Akatsuki is locked in a bathroom hiding from the wrath of Konan. Can the Akatsuki stand being in the same room together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
Well Accessorized by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Anything men can do, Hawkeye can do better - even out of uniform.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
Family bonding by daughterofares97 reviews
Aphrodite spends some quality family time with one of her daughters with hilarious results. TWOSHOT
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Aphrodite
Absolutely Perfect by Flipspring reviews
He would make her absolutely perfect.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Equius Z., Aradia M. - Complete
When the Day Met the Night by VioletWilson reviews
It's Persephone's first night in the Underworld, and she is not enthused about it. Using a combination of threats, pleas, and feminine charms, she tries to persuade Hades to let her go. The King of the Underworld is equal to that, of course. One shot.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
How to annoy the demigods by daughterofares97 reviews
Basically what the title says. Sequel to How to annoy the gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Chain Reaction by Hollyleaf The Black Cat reviews
"A Chain? She can't be serious! There's no way a human could become a Chain. Oh what am I saying? After all that's happened I find it mad that she could turn someone into a Chain?" — A parody of the scene where Alyss tells Break she will make him a Chain.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Xerxes B., Will of Abyss - Complete
Part of the Job by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
M-21's just doing his job.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Four Capital Letters of DOOM by xXannabellXx reviews
Gir comes back from a different dimension with a stack of papers. It is discovered that these papers are fan fiction stories, all of them, romance, centered IZ characters. Things don't go well when they're discovered by the people starring in them.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Zim
irken Gaz? by disuke-angel reviews
Zim and Dib are fighting for a tape in Dibs house and Dib drops the tape and tells Zim to leave his house. zim accidentaly walks into Gazs room and finds Urken space craft in her closet. is GAz usrken? find out and see!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Tak's Poem by RadioactivePenguins16.5 reviews
What was her full poem? : Lets see...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Tak, Zim - Complete
Theft by Empty Thoughts reviews
Everyday Chris notices something of his going missing. Someone was stealing his stuff and he is going to find out who this thief is, even if it meant staying up all night.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Chris R. - Complete
Babysitting by mangawolfgirl96 reviews
For a Love Me assignment, Kyouko is to babysit four spoiled boys for a day, which includes taking them to a filming for Dark Moon. A short, mostly humorous four chapter story rated T for language, Fuwa maiming, and Lory losing his temper.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Loves Me, Loves Me Not by Miki Boy reviews
Gray hates flowers.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Facing FanGirls by Ishi Bana-Bana reviews
Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee stumle across elite warriors, or the Avatar's Fangirls, in a forest, and regret it. Dedicated to Spry and InspiredByFyre!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Azula, OC - Complete
Zim in the attic? by invaderscene411 reviews
Zim has yet another plan to destroy the Earth, while he gets supplies Gir closes the door and locks Zim in! this was actually a skit me and my friend did and i thought it would be cool to put it online, thats why its writen like that too.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
lost in the wind by rainydaydreams reviews
You are not worried when he disappears one day. After all, it is not the first time he disappeared. :: Reyna/Jason. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Pieces by metaphoricheart reviews
Susan doesn't remember much from the day her brothers and sister died. She only remembers pieces.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Sexy and I Know It by stretch the faunlet reviews
Title says it all. Drabble.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Zim - Complete
Commentator by our dancing days reviews
"Mr Black, this is supposed to be an un-biased, just commentary." ... "If you wanted that, Minnie, you should have hired a Hufflepuff."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Why you Should NEVER give Vice Kittens by Felcia and Squiggles reviews
When a small kitty ends up on Vice's windowsill, he starts to question his credibility as an Evil Doji. Continuation of Why You Shoul NEVER give Ultimo Sugar. Rated T for slight language and Desiru being himself.
Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Vice - Complete
Irony by Carlson reviews
It was his duty as her father to protect his delicate flower, especially from those rotten boys that threw themselves at her. Read and review, please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Peatrice - Complete
Invincible by Loopstagirl reviews
How hard could it be to kill one king? An effective assassin plans for all possibilities...apart from said king's servant being a warlock with a destiny.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Merlin - Complete
How to annoy the gods by daughterofares97 reviews
Ways to annoy all the Olympian Gods, and goddesses and Hades. WARNING: The author is not responsible for any murders/injuries/maimings as a result of following these examples
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
I've Been Thinking by Elfpen reviews
'"Everything bad that has ever happened to Arthur has happened when, or even because Merlin wasn't around. Have you noticed?" Nonplussed, Lancelot wasn't sure what he was supposed to say.' Gwaine is bright. Lancelot is amused. NON-SLASH. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Lancelot, Gwaine - Complete
Just A Stupid Pink Sweater by MewLuna reviews
Marshall just happened to fly past her window, his head just happened to look in her direction, and there he saw her snuggled up with the pink sweater like it was a flippin' pillow. Why does she love that ugly sweater so much? FxM One-shot, complete R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
History Unrepeating by MiaRoseT reviews
Nineteen Years Later, the Potters and the Weasleys have a conversation with their children before they board the Hogwarts Express for the first time. Further down the platform, the Malfoys have a similar conversation with their own son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Random Oneshot by Immortal42 reviews
All human. Meghan, Puck referred to in this story as Robbie, and Ash, as normal fifth grade students. Well, mostly normal...
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ash, Puck - Complete
To Be, Or Not To Be, A Warlock by Jissai reviews
Merlin, we're in the face of more bandits than I can kill. Threaten them with sorcery, now!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What, Biblically? by Fleet Sparrow reviews
A brief dialogue between Hamlet and Horatio. Horatio's curious as to just how exactly Hamlet knew Yorick. Mild swearing.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
20 Reasons Why Percy Loves Annabeth by annabeth-chase120 reviews
Just some little drabbles of Percabeth. BEST COUPLE IN THE SERIES!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Complete
Winning by cutecrazyice reviews
"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Four Horses, Six Knights, and One Handmaiden by Shamera reviews
Merlin's been charged with sorcery... again. Written for the girlsavesboy challenge.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
A Flashback to the Past: The Lightning Thief by Sid-Nilos reviews
The demigods, new and old, are stuck in one room that is frozen in time. The only way to get back to reality is to read the PJO series, not that they're complaining . See what happens when the campers get a look into Percy Jackson's head.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,905 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011
Studies on an Imperfect Relationship by fiesa reviews
Teresa, Cassidy and the not-relationship they share. Challenge, OneShot.
Night School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Teresa, Cassidy O'Rourke - Complete
Of Hunith, Hugs, and Horrendous Hats by Literaria reviews
Hunith's first reaction, upon seeing her son ride into Ealdor at a full gallop, was to panic. "He knows!" Merlin shouted, and her heart stuttered to a halt. Then he turned, and she saw the grin that encompassed every feature of his face.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hunith, Merlin - Complete
It All Started With a Toilet by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
Clarisse and Chris. They went from Clarisse dunking Chris's head into a toilet, to getting married and having a beautiful daughter together. ONESHOT. Chrisse; Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Clarisse R., Chris R. - Complete
101 response to Hey Seph, go out with me by pleasingXapparel reviews
101 of Persephone's responses to Apollo's constant asking. The sarcasm and frustration is evident in most. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Apollo, Persephone - Complete
Nightmare Dream: Tales of Chaos by Natalie Field reviews
Poor Hazel just went to sleep and woke up in Wonderland. And why does everyone call her Alice? Rated T for violence. COMPLETE. Please review.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,015 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
The Melancholy of Mai by Omnicat reviews
Mai and Suki love their boyfriends lots, but there's no denying that they're just two big idiots sometimes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - [Sokka, Suki] [Zuko, Mai] - Complete
I'd Lie by BarrelRacer13 reviews
a song-fic about Artemis and Hermes. can't really summerize it much...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Artemis, Hermes - Complete
Merlin's Carrier by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
part of the Merlin's Best Friend series. when Merlin collapses during Arthur's speech the three idiots fight over who gets to carry Merlin to Gaius' rooms.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Lancelot, Merlin - Complete
Campfire by keepingsecrets reviews
Kakashi always followed the rules, much to his teamates' anoyance...but sometimes even he wished he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
Shameless by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Was it Ed's imagination, or were they enjoying it just a little too much?" Contains Royai, along with Ed being awkward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Edward E. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
and all the king's horses by sarsaparillia reviews
Lovely and dead. — Aradia/Equius.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Aradia M., Equius Z. - Complete
domestic rituals for the socially impaired by sour gummies reviews
ironically enough, the four of them sometimes feel like the last human beings alive, and that is precisely what makes tuesdays so special. —post-Sburb, john/rose/dave/jade. kink meme fill.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2011 - John E., Jade H., Rose L., Dave S. - Complete
Try, Try Again by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Arthur tries, several times, to name Merlin as Court Sorcerer, and things just keep going wrong. Expanded 'Fractions' 95 by llLethell.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Aphrodite's notsogreat ideas by pleasingXapparel reviews
The title pretty much sums it up. This is just a short little story with some cute drabbles about Aphrodite's erm...wonderful ideas. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011
Culture Shock by KTEW reviews
No one in the fandom can agree on the Hunters' nationalities. Neither can they. So when Ten makes an observation, everyone learns where the rest of their makeshift family's from.
Night School - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Ten, Teresa - Complete
Spying by KTEW reviews
Ten's a good spy, despite what her personality makes you think. And when Jaq's trying to get past a bad breakup, she and Terrance wind up learning a couple of interesting things.
Night School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Ten, Teresa - Complete
Dark Eyes by SapphireOceans reviews
All Mal could see were her dark eyes glaring back at him. Mapphire oneshot, Mal's POV. Set in The Tide Knot. Please review : xxx
Ingo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Mal, Sapphire T. - Complete
Something Borrowed by Khilari reviews
Co-written with persephone kore. Yet another Thrymskvida retelling. Thor in a wedding dress, implausible explanations...and bonus catgoats.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
50 Reasons: Percabeth Version by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons you, Annabeth Chase should date me, Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Animal Testing: Angry Gods by Akito Rose Keen reviews
"You, Sensei, have angered the gods!" Another one of Ayame and Shigure's stunts scares the crap out of their new science teacher. Enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
to thank that unseen Friend by Latia reviews
As the moon falls, Jade's last thought is of a hand.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jade H. - Complete
Androgynous by KTEW reviews
Jaq has always been... a bit androgynous. And has never liked it. But when Teresa and Ten's argument isn't resolved quickly and reaches the source... Well, needless to say, the near-silent Hunter isn't happy about that.
Night School - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ten, Teresa - Complete
50 Reasons by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons/Reponses Why I, Thalia Grace Will Never Date You, Apollo, God of…Wimpy Stuff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
Nico di Angelo and the MarySue Army by RedcurrantSmoothie reviews
All Nico wanted to do was to buy a Happy Meal from McDonalds. Instead, he is attacked by a screaming horde of Mary-Sues, all wanting to be his girlfriend. How will he escape alive? And who is responsible?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Nico A., Aphrodite
How To Change Back From a Sea Cucumber by toSempiternity reviews
Poseidon is pissed. Very pissed. Why? He's still a fat blue sea cucumber. One-shot.
Cronus Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Bell by Souffles In Space reviews
"Someone should put a bell on you." / Drabble; post-"Lightspeed".
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kyd Wykkyd, Kid Flash - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Pickup Lines by bubbly chick reviews
Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
Badass 101 by dnapolymerase314 reviews
My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Nico A.
Loki's Guide to the Nine Worlds by Khilari reviews
Co-written with Persephone Kore. Loki gives some advice to would be travellers. Which is based on extensive experience.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Loki - Complete
Don't Taze Me Bro! by Your Iron Lung reviews
"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Memory by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
It doesn't bother her. Really. She spends her days bickering with Gil and bossing Oz. Spends her nights sleeping and eating meat. That's all there is. -Alice, Gil, Oz
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Oz V., Alice - Complete
Hating and Loving Fanfic by dnapolymerase314 reviews
The list of everything I love and dislike about this site, while reading about my favorite heroes. Formally titled "Pet Peeves, Complaining, and General Whining". K
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
Of Ferrets and Weasles by ink-stained dreams reviews
"So it's agreed, then? When the time comes, we run for our lives?" "Pretty much." "…right." Scorpius/Rose oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Burden of Incantation Fetter's Arms by Khilari reviews
Love in the shadow of Ragnarok. 50 sentences. Loki/Sigyn. Warnings: Implied torture, character death.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Loki, Sigyn - Complete
88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
If I had gone to Hogwarts, these are the rules that might of been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
An Odd Friendship by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Many people wondered why exactly it was that Kenpachi Zaraki and the Toshiro Hitsugaya got on so well. They still haven't got a clue. Oneshot. Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/23/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Imbalance by fiesa reviews
Initially, Demon has chosen Cassidy and Teresa because they balance the unique characters that are his children. OneShot.
Night School - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Teresa, Cassidy O'Rourke - Complete
Pokemon Does Disney! by Gweniveve Skyes reviews
The mostly lovable cast of Pokemon will be butche-err...reenacting your favorite movies by Disney! Yeah... Rated 'T' for injuries inflicted, things we usually don't want to see and Paul dressed in a fairy costume, not under his own will of course. Really.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,568 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
KYOYA OOTORI: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own KYOYA OOTORI unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your KYOYA OOTORI unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Paternally Piratical Princesses by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
:For Father's Day: Not even the strongest of warriors can resist Wendy's puppy dog eyes... meaning Natsu and Gajeel are officially doomed.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Wendy M. - Complete
The Gods discover Apple Apps by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
Loki's Poem by Khilari reviews
Aspects of Loki.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Loki - Complete
Why you should NEVER give Ultimo sugar by Felcia and Squiggles reviews
Some people should never be given sugar. EVER. Ultimo is one of these people. fail summary is fail XD
Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ultimo
Restoring the Wind by Sunruner reviews
Her absence did not disturb him because she was dead, and he did not seek her out because he was lonely. He went because she belonged to him, and someone had taken her away. SesshoumaruxKagura, Post-Naraku. Sequel is up! Check profile!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,079 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - [Sesshomaru, Kagura] - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Levy is small, Levy is cute, and Levy scares the hell out of Gajeel.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Edumacation by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Natsu has three lovers. Wait, five- no, wait- three. Or five. It's hard to tell when Lisanna and Lucy are both drunk out of their minds. Crack!LuNaLi
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Lisanna S., Lucy H. - Complete
Royal Blue by vision eightfold
He berates himself after realizing he's waxing scarlet in the open for a gutterblood like her.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Aradia M., Equius Z. - Complete
Northumbrian Culinary Assassins by Literaria reviews
Because one never knows when someone might poison the prince's meals... or maybe Arthur has an ulterior motive for having Merlin eat half his breakfast.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
free falling by ohwhatsherface reviews
Juvia really likes this new 'sun' thing, but Gray doesn't think it's all THAT great.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Juvia L., Gray F. - Complete
Something there is that doesn't love a wall by Fialleril reviews
"I have little love for walls," Loki says. "They're meant only to keep what's interesting out, or worse, to keep the monsters in." Sigyn, Loki, and Sleipnir, after the building of Asgard's wall.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sigyn, Loki - Complete
Null by ncfan reviews
All part of a past that no longer exists. Record of a Fallen Vampire drabbles and oneshots.
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011
unicorns, love, and sparkles by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Natsu, Lucy, and Loki; on rainbow dragons and the correct definition of 'going out.' Except, y'know, Natsu's kind of a lost cause.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Loke/Leo, Natsu D. - Complete
Glimpses by LavenderSkies reviews
Supplementary to the story "Searching". A collection of vignettes showing glimpses into the new lives of Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Orihime, and the rest of the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,359 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Brazen by fiesa reviews
Alex never managed the knack of asking questions. Talk is silver, and Silence… OneShot.
Night School - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alexius Treveny - Complete
a smile like yours by ncfan reviews
Hirasaka Kayuki doesn't smile often.
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kayuki - Complete
Movie Night by Khilari reviews
Loki and Sigyn watch the Thor movie.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Loki, Sigyn - Complete
A curse, not a blessing by Insane. Certifiably reviews
The golden power of the goddesses, the Triforce, was the greatest blessing they ever bestowed upon Hyrule and the worst curse that could ever be imagined.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Zelda, Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Faithful Sigyn by Fialleril reviews
Sigyn wants all the stories. A screw destiny take on the binding of Loki and the coming of Ragnarok.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sigyn, Loki - Complete
Meet the Fernandes' by Luka-nee reviews
Come round, meet the folks! Or... don't? T for swearing, and a big super massive C for CRACK - Reader finds out what Papa Fernandes is like as soon as you go messing 'round with his daughter.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Sit In by Literaria reviews
Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Espada vs Barney? by Crayola Emoticon reviews
The most evil being appears! It's... Barney the Purple Dinosaur? WTF?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Pinker Perspective by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Never- and I do mean NEVER- insult the color pink in front of Natsu. Seriously.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Weeping by ncfan reviews
No one can make her cry quite like he can. — Strauss x Adelheid —
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Adelheid, A. Strauss - Complete
Shot Down by Janieshi reviews
"There was evidently only one pretty blonde female officer in all of Eastern that frequented the range-but the magnificent Lieutenant Hawkeye proved to be wholly unapproachable." Pre-or-early series. Slight hints of Royai, naturally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Maternal by ncfan reviews
A daughter to fill her mother's heart with pride—and grief. — Saverhagen, Cynthia —
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - M. Saverhagen, C. Saverhagen - Complete
Funny Farm by la.bella.vita13 reviews
When in charge of the class where you have Youichi being adorable, Hayate being Hayate, Rui being cool, Natsume napping, Hajime indifferent and Nobara randomly PMSing, all Persona can do is admit that even he's going a little insane.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Persona - Complete
Of Course Not by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Elyan - Complete
How They Find Out by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine
Everything But Her by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
"You," he finally begins, softly, "...were not my first choice."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Karin - Complete
and darkness follows in their wake by fiesa reviews
The same fate, the same pain. Death comes to night creatures and hunters alike. And yet tomorrow they will be enemies again. OneShot.
Night School - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ronee - Complete
he says, she says by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Apparently, Natsu is pregnant.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Flat Affect by ncfan
-Morishima x Bridget- She's too cold to be real.
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - M. Morishima, B. Frostheart - Complete
It's a Sword by MyFairJohn reviews
Meghan is acting dumb and Ash straitens her out. No more explanation needed. CRACK!fic. Please R/R, even if you hate it. Takes place during the Iron Queen no major spoilers and is K for minor language.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Ash, Meghan
OH Sweet Revenge! by Puppet-Dancer reviews
Max gets even with Dylan! Her Weapon: A KISS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Max, Dylan
Clean Slate by ncfan reviews
-Strauss x Stella- To die was nothing compared to seeing her again.
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - A. Strauss, Stella - Complete
51 Ways to Annoy Murtagh by EliteKilljoy reviews
Anyone ever wonder the best way to annoy Murtagh from Eragon? Well, this is how.
Eragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Murtagh - Complete
How Odin Got His Horse by The Phantom Librarian reviews
The gods made a deal, and when something goes wrong Loki gets the blame. As usual. He also gets to fix it. As usual.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Loki - Complete
Unpleasant Truths by ncfan reviews
-Strauss x Stella, Adelheid- I can't compare to her.
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Adelheid, Stella - Complete
Curiosity by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
Curiosity killed the cat. Well, sort of.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Dishwasher by Tiggipi reviews
M-21, tired of washing dishes every night, asks Frankenstein to buy a dishwasher.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Advice by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
Before Takio and Tao begin their new job, they go ask for advice first.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Expenditure by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
M-21 receives his first salary; he's not sure what to do with it.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Wrong Number Text by L.M. Avalon reviews
Kagome receives a wrong number text from a stranger, so what does she do? Respond, of course. AU. InuKag. MirSan.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,227 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Oz by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- College brings 20 year old Inoue Orihime to the US, where a sudden tornado dumps her in a world at war. Now it's up to her to save Oz, with a talking cat, a cowardly munchkin, a traitor, and an untrustworthy heartless man at her side. -UlquiHime-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,854 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Attia's Misery by The Exiled Princess reviews
Attia's feelings about Claudia and her involvment.
Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
Ayame's Tale by CascadeAngel reviews
Ayame calls Hatori in the middle of the night to tell him a most wonderous story...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Just Then, Dramatic Music Began to Play by literaryAsterix reviews
As you may've guessed from the title, this story is going to be...odd. Will contain much Sapphire/Faro. Disclaimer: I do not own anything FROM the books.
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sapphire T., Faro
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Tell me what you want by pleasingXapparel reviews
A one shot about two of our favorite characters...see if you can guess who. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Ultra-Geek reviews
It ends with Lord Alcott screaming for Gwaine and Merlin's immediate banishment or execution. Arthur is given the, uh, pleasure of trying to figure out what the hell happened. Questing Trio centric!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Abrasive Cleaning Agents by Jack of All Suits reviews
This was her life. Missing dinner, dates, and work to sit down and watch two adults revert to seven year olds on a playground.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Contradiction by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Ulquiorra's P.O.V. - He spent so much time questioning her actions that he almost forgot to question his own.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Beneath the Surface by Ultra-Geek reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Arthur, Freya - Complete
Zim vs Dib Showdown! by OhHowDelightfullyDreadful reviews
Zim and Dib have an argument over whether humans or irkens are superior. Of course, this can only be settled with a contest. We finish this with brooms -Wait, what?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Life aboard the Halberd by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
So what happened to everybody after the credits rolled? Tabuu's dead, and now everybody's best friends and they don't won't to be separated. Where are they all going to stay? Why, on Meta Knight's ship, of course! [Crack, satirical. Read this with a million grains of salt.]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008
Kiss A Girl by the-science-of-corruption reviews
He had always wondered what it would taste like. Happy 25th Anniversary, Zelda!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
Drunken Knights by Kiva Taliana reviews
Silly one-shot story. Leon talks too much, Arthur can't hold his drink, Merlin's ears are assaulted, Gwaine learns more about being a knight and Lancelot gets stuck in the middle.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Hand To Hold by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- Upon delivering origami cranes to a terminally ill schoolmate, student council vice president Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself coming back to visit her every day... and with a possible treatment just out of her reach, she's going to need the company.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
In Which Zuko Hides in a Linen Closet by RarityTheUnicorn reviews
Prince Zuko, son of the Fire Lord and hier to the throne of the greatest empire of all history, was hiding in a linen closet. Pre-banishment Maiko fluff for Valentine's Day.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Rapunzel the True Tale by An Artists Account reviews
Think of Fairy Tales, Think of Damsels in Distress... You Have no idea how wrong you are, Throw in a witch in training, a dragon who loves armour and fiery steed with out the fire. Think you know the story? Think again.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Hair - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
With Extra Bean Paste by Artemis Day reviews
AU. Really, they should've expected this from Orihime by now.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - [Ulquiorra, Orihime I.] - Complete
Soldiers in the Trench by GRINtelligencer reviews
Break and Liam sitting against a piece of rubble after the Isla Yura party. Neither has enough energy left to get up. Break has a bone to pick with Liam. An interesting conversation ensues.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Reim L., Xerxes B. - Complete
How to Get Fanboys to Support the Cause by death2society reviews
Pein just realized that every member of the Akatsuki is gay. yes, shocker there fangirls. How does he take it? Spoiler: It's not mine. XD rated teen for sexual themes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Halfman by Birdhouse in your Soul reviews
He despised that one part of himself, that part of wire and metal, of circuitry, rather than flesh and bone and veins. And it terrfied him that he knew not how far it went. Keiro centric Darkfic. Oneshot.
Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Dora learns to turn around by CheyCheyRainy reviews
Dora is faced with indecision. She needs to turn around but doesn't know if she can. Humorous, this story makes fun of Dora the Explorer.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
Do Ya by Princess Kitty1 reviews
The fair is in town, and California girl Rangiku Matsumoto is determined to make tonight the night she confesses to her best friend, before they go their separate ways for college... now if only she could get a moment alone with him! -AU-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Missing by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
There was something off, but M-21 couldn't place his finger on what it was.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Explore by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
Something bothered M-21 about Frankenstein's house.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Do I have to take it off? by UNseated4TH reviews
Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The EroKawa Christmas by Mystic Rains reviews
Gifts are far more trouble than they're worth at LME.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kyoko M., Maria, Shoutaro, Yashiro - Complete
Stupid String by Makku to Chizu reviews
Kaname's attempts are in vain. He just can't cut this stupid string! Warning: Crack Fic, OOCness. Beware of language and Zero's perverted comments.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Big Red Warning Sign by ncfan reviews
-Morishima x Bridget- Approach with caution. Or, if you're an idiot like Morishima, don't.
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - M. Morishima, B. Frostheart - Complete
Mistletoe Not Included by Fangurl Ayane reviews
It's Christmas and LME's love-crazed president has another trick up his sleeve. Will Ren be able to escape the dedications of love from his many fans? Will he want to?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Animal Testing: The Superman Escape! by Akito Rose Keen reviews
*Drabble* You'd think Ayame and Shigure learned their lessons the first time...but our favorite delinquents are back in action with "The Superman Escape!"
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
Lady Jeanne by LILMISSS reviews
Hao muses over the Iron Maiden at a Shaman Christmas buffet. A short and random oneshot. HaoJeanne.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hao A., Iron Maiden Jeanne - Complete
Facebook'd! by Luka-nee reviews
Horrible jokes and general silliness abound! Chapter 1: Capital Letters: Jellal appears to have a bad case of the blues.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S.
Animal Testing: Tag Team Testing by Akito Rose Keen reviews
*Drabble* Shigure and Ayame both know their going to fail this quiz. So what do they do? Turn it into some awesome entertainment!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Shigure S., Ayame S. - Complete
12 Feet by jactehsniper reviews
Ridiculous things happen. Arthur thought that this was probably the most ridiculous thing yet. Uther thought it was an outrage. Lancelot thought it spelled doom. Merlin was inclined to agree with Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Virtue by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sort of sequel to Merlin's Best Friend. the three idiots - Arthur, Lanclot and Gwaine - are trying to protect Merlin's innocence from Freya
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Freya, Merlin - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Non Malum reviews
Based on the song All I want For Christmas is my 2 Front teeth.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Set - Complete
Not Actually Intended For Evil Purposes by Shipperwolf reviews
Pre Movie. As Metro Man continues to bust up Megamind's shenanigans, he begins to notice that the blue villain may not be so villainous after all...A look into various Roxanne kidnapping from the hero's POV. Metro/Megs/RR
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Metro Man, Megamind - Complete
PJO smackdown by Pjo06 reviews
Annabeth and Rachel fight in an arena to win percy. Yeah it's pretty awesometastic. Rated T for because it's all a big arena fight.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Rachel D. - Complete
Scorpius's Ferret by Rhys reviews
Little Scorpius goes shopping with his mother, and sees a certain animal in the window...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Astoria G. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Some Lucky Day by Person4 reviews
Sometimes, when she's in a good enough mood, Roxanne gives Megamind exactly what he wants out of her. Pre-movie.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
The Game by Prelude in Indigo reviews
Lesson learned: When Oz is bored... well, he'd better not be. Ada has a side that we never knew about; Sharon may just be the most gullible person in the world; Elliot's secrets are not to be messed with; and Gilbert... well Gilbert's just annoying.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Other Woman Incident by Grandiose Me reviews
Pre-movie. Apparently, Metroman has a new girlfriend. Megamind disapproves.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
You Picked Me by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. A short rendition of how Lily Evans finally told James Potter that she loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Outsiders by fiesa reviews
Sion, Remy and Ronee have nothing in common. Except… Four-chaptered OneShot.
Night School - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Familiar Stranger by ncfan reviews
-Stella, Cynthia- Meetings in the seconds between life and death.
Record of a Fallen Vampire/ヴァンパイア十字界 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Stella, C. Saverhagen - Complete
Life After Death by Enisy reviews
Orihime makes and breaks five universes to save one man. - Ulquihime, donation fic for the Help Chile effort -
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Rude Wake Up by dragonzap93 reviews
The title says it all
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Deeper Meanings by fiesa reviews
Minato is in a particularly good mood today... Everyone notices and reacts accordingly. Kushina doesn't notice and still reacts… OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
So Very Stupid by Prelude in Indigo reviews
It turns out that Elliot is bad at romance, Oz lacks the older-brother-protectiveness gene, Gilbert HAS it, Sharon and Leo are trashy-romance-novel addicts, and Xerxes Break appears out of thin air. Oh, and Ada Vessalius is stupid. Very, very, stupid.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Elliot N., Ada V. - Complete
And A Child Will Lead Them by at-kb reviews
Why Hitsugaya got promoted so fast. Crack-ish, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/3/2010 - G.S. Yamamoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Problem of Cain Heel by Rutoh-Chan reviews
Every character has to start somewhere. Before they are refined by the fire of an actor's will, they are born in the mind of a creative genius. Sometimes, an evil creative genius. Lory plots his revenge on Ren, who's latest role had been causing concern.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Lory - Complete
All For the Want of a Nail by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Aizen planned for a lot of things. But he didn't plan for this.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
To The Limit by LifeWriter reviews
AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Warning Signs by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Bartenders all over the Seireitei are afraid of one thing and one thing only. Every so often, even the most controlled person snaps. Rangiku Matsumoto has escaped paperwork for the last time. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Ragnarok Delayed by Cyprith reviews
Two old gods meet on a bus. Well, actually, it's about one old god being annoyed at his blood brother who tends to masquerade around as a god sometimes, but generally pretends to be other things to get laid a lot. Basically, Loki and Odin catch up.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Tasty Bits by Silverr reviews
Shigure tries to mollify his publisher while he and Ayame have some fun with Kyo. ** This is either less perverted - or, considering the participants, exactly as perverted - as you'd expect it to be.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - [Shigure S., Ayame S.] Kyo S. - Complete
Hollow Hole Tag by CrashCourse777 reviews
Ever wonder why so many Arrancars cover their hollow holes? On an average, boring day in Las Noches, Orihime convinces Ulquiorra to tell her the story behind the ill exposed Arrancars, and it's one none of the Espada will soon forget
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Charm by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ichimaru Gin had it. Hisagi, Renji, Iba and Ikkaku can't understand why. Kira and Yumichika explain. The poor souls were never the same again. GinRan, oneshot. Rated T
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Wrong Choice of Words by cursedlonelyheart reviews
On how Lucy tries to convince Juvia that Gray is NOT inlove with her, and how Gray ruins it all with his perfect timing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
People who shouldn't be parents by Tinni reviews
Gin and Aizen discuss parenting
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Prodigious Jealousy by JerichosPhantom reviews
Gin wasn't jealous. Nah, he was just...protective. I mean, it wasn't like he was jealous of the little white haired brat that Rangiku kept fawning over. Nope, not at all. ONESHOT, GinRan rated T. Gin meets Hitsugaya for the first time. Gin is NOT happy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Off Limits by miikka-xx reviews
It is a well-known fact that Matsumoto Rangiku is the most wanted woman in Soul Society. But what Soul Society realizes too late is that she's already taken. GinRan, a non-angsty tribute to 416. Pre-series, no spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Pocket Watch by ZeroPanda reviews
Edward and Alphonse meet two strange people on the way to Central.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward E., Oz V. - Complete
Deluded Into Sympathy by SnowLion no Miko reviews
"Ulquiorra!" She shouts in her waking moments, realizing that it was only a dream and she had fallen asleep in the middle of class. She flushes, trying to ignore the stares that penetrate her, especially Kurosaki-kun's. UlquiHime, slight IchiHime, oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Slay the Dragon Slayer by Mjus reviews
In a world where the dragons are extinct, the dragon slayers were soon to follow... ONE-SHOT
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Natsu D. - Complete
Not the Jealous Type by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
Uzumaki Kushina was not the jealous type. It just so happened whenever a certain blonde was involved, she'd explode. Minato could only find it cute to some point. Fluffy oneshot. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Ulquiorra's Trashy Book Review by bandgeek9 reviews
Ulquiorra has been forced by Aizen to write a book report for Twilight. Now with Grimmjow's chapter and a Harry Potter feature!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
What the Olympians Don't Want You to See by Fishpony reviews
Let's face it, the winners write the textbook. So is it too hard to believe that the Olympian's censored bits and peices of their history. Well this is the, mostly, true collection of Greek Myths.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
Shaman King in Fifteen Minutes! by ShatteredLyre reviews
Or how SK is actually the product of severely bored high schoolers who needed to BS an assignment. "What if we all existed in an alternate universe? And instead of being boring students, we were something cool...like shamans?" Ren snorted. "Yeah, right."
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Timeless by Pineapple Lump reviews
Fluffy oneshot about Jack/Lotti. Let's see how Jack tries to win over a fair, and usually fairly angry, maiden named Lottie.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Jack V., Charlotte - Complete
User's Guide And Maintenance of Ulquiorra Schiffer by UnagiKeki reviews
The care and keeping of everyone's favorite angsty arrancar! *Sorry for the delay!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Policies by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Roy Mustang blamed it on the Code of Conduct, personally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Distractions by sharkflip reviews
Mai's training was impeccable, her powers of observation unrivaled, and her intellect the sharpest weapon in a vast arsenal. If anyone could protect the Fire Lord, she could – if only he would leave her in peace to do the job. Post-canon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
She Said He Said by Pineapple Lump reviews
Vincent is taking Ada out on another date, and trying to get closer to the Vessalius key by causing little 'accidents' along the way...or attempting to at least. Ada just keeps outshining him. Ada/Vincent onshot, K plus just to be on the safe side
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Ada V., Vincent N. - Complete
Crescendo by Seraphic Melody reviews
They planned on getting those two to see each other before the night was through. Even if it meant binding and gagging Alice to do it. Blood x Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Blood D., Alice L. - Complete
The Waiting Games by Crazy ASN reviews
Link is taking forever to get to the final boss and his princess. Looks like its time to do the only thing to do on such an occasion...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
pull up in your fast car, whistling my name by andthenshesaid reviews
Because Mikoto had some sort of brain defect that made her think Minato and Kushina would make a good couple. That traitor. Kushina/Minato. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Boxes by ShatteredLyre reviews
Hell hath no fury like a scorned, enraged, possibly massively homicidal woman. Namely, Kyoyama Anna. So how the hell did she end up engaged of all things? Mistaken identity, of course. -For djyxa-
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
The Way To A Maiden's Mind by Pineapple Lump reviews
Duke Barma knows everything there is to know about everything. Except what goes on in a girl's mind and how to win her heart that is. This is the next fanfic in my couples series. Rufus/Cheryl
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Cheryl, Rufus B. - Complete
Love? Can I Eat It? by Pineapple Lump reviews
What caused Gil to go into a frenzy and then faint? And what does Alice learning about this 'love' thing have to do with it? Well, Break will tell you all about it! Oz/Alice and slight Break/Sharon
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alice, Oz V. - Complete
Three Little Words by Pineapple Lump reviews
Sharon likes Break, but doesn't know how he feels. She doesn't have the guts to tell him either. 'I' 'love' and 'you' seem so simple but have to be the hardest words to say.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sharon R., Xerxes B. - Complete
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
The tale of the purple hat by Swetlana reviews
The tale behind Luciano's purple hat.One-Shot
Stravaganza - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much by nt'kit reviews
Alice asks Gilbert about the birds and the bees. How the hell is he supposed to answer that! And what if Oz, Break and Sharon decide join their conversation? Chaos occurs, of course!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Alice - Complete
Legend by Pam t3h Spam reviews
Reincarnation, repetition, redemption: generation after generation, century after century, the princess is always the same. ZELDA-CENTRIC, some ZxL.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Fairy Dust by xDissonance reviews
Because anything can happen in Fairy Tail, and often does. A collection of prompt-inspired drabbles.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2010
At the Edge of Forever by numina reviews
Fifty sentences, fifty insights into the life and times - and afterwards, even, - of the Hero of Sablier: the illustrious Jack Vessalius. Spoilers for Pandora Hearts.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Jack V. - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
31 Ways to Annoy Murtagh by mirifaery reviews
31 ways to get Murtagh seriously pissed at you. Do not do these unless you want to see a very angry Murtagh : . Also, they are just entertaining. Rated T because...it just probably should be.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Murtagh - Complete
So there's this guy, hypothetically by AdFinemAdInfinitum reviews
So there's this guy, dad and well he's not a wizard. No, not a wizard. And his son is hanging out, hypothetically, with with his enemy's son and he sort of fancies this bushy-haired girl, Rose. So, how would this guy react about it? One-Shot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lotti and the Spoon by K a t r i x a reviews
Challenge fic. Jack is preparing breakfast for Glen, Lotti believes he's up to something even though Jack denies it. Pointless Crack Fic. Spoons, perversion and the meaning of "Playboy" abound. Slight Glen/Jack if you squint.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Jack V., Charlotte - Complete
I need to hear you by Mimi-dudette reviews
When I awoke, I was lying amongst little pieces of me; all I saw was splintered versions of Kaoru, staring back at me in wide-eyed horror...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Aaya and Gure's mad rampage through Kalibara High by TheCompletlyAddictedBookworm reviews
Shii-chan and Aaya stalk Hatori when he goes to see Mayu at work. They then rampage in a cupid style. God help the Student council. Post manga pairings HatorixMayu with a mention of YukixMachi and AkiixGure.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ayame S., Shigure S.
Link In Pink by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
A parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Feasting by Genesisuc reviews
A oneshot focussing on Glen Baskerville. Some things you would never expect from the calm young man... Even Jack is going to be shocked.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Glen B., Jack V. - Complete
DriveThru by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
Oneshot. Going to get fast food should be an easy task. But since when has anything ever been easy for Zim?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Zim - Complete
Seven Days to Common Ground by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kuchiki-taichou is acting weird.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Nico, The Sue Slayer by Dextra reviews
Nico is fed up with all these Mary Sues wanting to date him. Will he stand up for himself this time, and finally figure out how to destroy this dreaded beast? You never know what Mary is going to do next. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5780 - Favs: 8,771 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Minato's Great Epiphany by vanila-chan reviews
--ONESHOT-- 6 year old Minato just loses his parents and goes to an orphanage in Konohagakure there he meets another boy called Uzumaki Kushina-chan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Merciful Nayru, Not Another Self Insert! by Davin Sunrider reviews
Davin Sunrider, fanfic writer, finds himself unexpectedly pulled into the land of Hyrule, which is under dominion by the Dark Lord Ganondorf. Now Davin must summon all his powers of sarcasm and comedy to survive his tenure as... the Dark Side Comedian.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,374 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Like Hell by TimelessTears reviews
Minato wishes he was in the Death God's stomach. As it turns out, Heaven's not so much fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Singles Awareness Day by MinimizeYourself reviews
Rose Weasley isn't celebrating Valentine's Day this year. And it has absolutely nothing to do with Scorpius and his new girlfriend. 'Cause she isn't jealous. At all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
At the Laboratory by ivegotyou reviews
Tadashi cracks up a geeky yet cheesy pick-up line which earned him a smack on the head. I made it in the middle of a lab period during an experiment. Heaven knows why.
S.A - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tadashi K., Akira T. - Complete
Idiocy Revealed by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Breakfast by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ That was the beginning of their unspoken agreement- in the morning, they weren’t rivals. They didn’t have to hate each other. They didn’t mean anything to each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Paranormal Harassment by Joker and the Thief reviews
Sesshoumaru becomes a victim to wind harassment, and his group can only sit and watch in utter confusion. my first Sess/Kagura story. one-shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagura - Complete
Experiments by JerichosPhantom reviews
Szayel wants to preform a little experiment. Grimmjow and Ulquiorra object. ONESHOT Rated T for language and slight flashback violence. NOT YAOI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Poison Pink by BananaNutCrunch reviews
One man's poison is another man's tea! Uhm. No it isn't, actually. At least, not when Szayel Aporro Grantz is involved. And what exactly happens when some of his most lethal poisons accidentally get mixed up with Aizen's morning tea? A work COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Szayelaporro G., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Food, Gifts, Manservant what? by Bloodypleasures reviews
February fourteenth. And Alice has absolutely no idea what the fuss she created is about. AlicexOz, oneshot.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Alice, Oz V. - Complete
Damsels are Distressing by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Damsels are in distress. Merlin is a hero. Arthur is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Glomp by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Rose, what does 'glomp' mean?" Albus asked. A smile formed on Rose's face. "I'll show you later," Short Rose/Scorpius ficlet
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Innocent Fun and Games by Featherz reviews
Ichimaru wouldn't call it victimising, per se, more like playful pranking. Ulquiorra disagrees.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra - Complete
Fireworks '09 by SS-HPFC reviews
She had a fear of spinning, and, as a result, got dizzy easily. Being pushed, and spun around through a large crowd didn't exactly help her situation, so she kept her eyes locked tight. ' RW/SM. For Amy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Loved Girl A Portrait in Tabloids by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Japanese tabloids enjoy picking apart Ren and Kyoko’s latest drama.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren
Number One! by Novalia1001 reviews
Hikari Hanazono has finally defeated Kei Takishima, and is number one in something that he isn't! Impossible you say? I don't! Read to find out!
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hikari H., Kei T. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Murtagh by SeriouslySiriusBlack reviews
Another "Annoy Murtagh" fic. A product of my boredom. It's a lot better than I make it sound though so please read.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Murtagh
Dont Shoot the Messenger by luvscharlie reviews
Albus is in the middle of Rose and Scorpius' fight. Scorpius/Rose, Albus Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Favorite Drug by Ellie-ellie reviews
he wasn't willing to let anyone steal her away : BLOODALICE : requested by Gemagi-chan
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Blood D., Alice L. - Complete
A Little Carried Away by zestycrouton reviews
AU Oneshot. "Alright class, this is officially your discussion time. Feel free to ask any questions you want to, as long as they're appropriate, and have to do with history." If only teaching Hyrule's history was that simple...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Ingo Epilogue by asseta3 reviews
An epilogue/alternative ending to 'The Crossing of Ingo' Sapphire is leaving forever, but she wants one last chance to share Ingo with her family.
Ingo - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sapphire T., Connor T. - Complete
One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do by Hazel-Beka reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dating 101 by TheYoungAlcoholic reviews
All was normal in Hikari Hanazono's life, until an unexpected request from Sui Takishima turned it all upside down. Her, teach him how to date? That's crazy talk!
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Through A Father's Eyes by BadgerInMySoup reviews
The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Cooking by Arin Blaire reviews
Hikari attempts to make food for her son. Keyword: attempts. Rated T- for mild swearing.
S.A - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hikari H., Kei T. - Complete
Cower by Aryndiel reviews
A shared moment of terror and understanding between those under Naraku's control. Kagura, Kanna, Kohaku.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Kohaku, Kagura, Kanna - Complete
Meat by ButterFay reviews
It is short. It is silly. But I hope you will enjoy it anyway XD
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Oz V., Alice - Complete
Corruption by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
You don’t believe in fate. There is only coincidence — and you are corruption. Persona-centric. Spoilers/Canon. #19
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Persona - Complete
Great Scott, It's Ichigo! by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
We had a request for Substitute Shinigami Kurosaki Ichigo to speak at the Academy, but there was honestly no way the Captain Commander would let you to leave your quite…impressionable mark on their naïve minds.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Ukitake, Ichigo K. - Complete
Early Morning by chibi blue mouse reviews
What happens when Kei Takishima has had a late night and the SA try to take him on a trip the next morning . . .
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Kei T., Hikari H. - Complete
Breathe by RaineArilan reviews
One-shot. Was it true? Was it possible? Could such an event have truly occurred in the history of this glorious planet known as Earth! Indeed! Indeed, for who else was I but Ayame Sohma! No warnings.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
I think when I grow up, I'll marry Gil by Bayleef reviews
Oz is not pleased when Ada expresses her wish to marry Gil once she's older, his over-protective brother instincts telling him no boy is good enough for his sister. But Gil would never do anything to encourage this idea, would he? Slight Gil/Ada Oneshot
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Oz V., Ada V. - Complete
Green Eyes by Canadino reviews
Rune never thought it possible, but Jealousy was a hard thing to resist. Jealous/Rune, onesided Yamato/Rune
Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Rune K., Jealousy/Jealous - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Reunion Night by Crystal Mizuka reviews
**Spoiler Warning** To be perfectly clear, if you haven't familiarized yourself with the distant finale, then this is made of spoilerific spoilers of spoilerdom. It also contains Hana who is adorable. That's all you need to know.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hana A., Hao A. - Complete
Hamlet’s Trip to the Psychiatrist by Sarah1281 reviews
Modern day AU, after the near-deaths of Hamlet and seven people around him - largely due to Hamlet's own actions - the brooding VP gets sent to a shrink to work out his myriad of issues. Does it work? Not exactly...
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Chocolatecovered monstrosities by BananaNutCrunch reviews
There were no words in the English language that could accurately describe Nnoitora's expression at that poit. There WAS, however, an Internet option. Simply put, Nnoitora's face looked like this: - -
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
It’s Like Pigtail Pulling Only Bloodier by peroxidepest17 reviews
Some shinigami think about what it would take to seduce Kuchiki Byakuya. Some don’t.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2009 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K.
Humor by Kuraun Kuraun reviews
Rin tries to encourage Kakashi to find the humor after an embarrassing moment. "Who keeps a squirrel as a pet, anyway?"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
It All Started with the Drunken Watchmen by Sarah1281 reviews
A Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Good Kitty by Featherz reviews
Grimmjow has anger issues. Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Start by Gemagi-chan reviews
He'll never forget the first time.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Alice L., Peter W.
Love Pains by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Love can sneak up on you over a long period of time without you ever realizing that it’s there. It can also smack you clear across the face. For Minato, it did both.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Too Easy by NinjaMoose reviews
Grimmjow's annoyance was the source of Ulquiorra's entertainment. It was too easy.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Act Your Age by Photophobic reviews
Ulquiorra has been acting very strange lately. Like a normal person his age. At first, no one really cares, but Grimmjow starts to get tired of having paper airplanes thrown at his head. If he doesn't figure out why soon, Grimmjow is going to scream.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
lost in transit by incandescens reviews
In Hueco Mundo, Gin has to explain to Aizen where his Special Deliveries have got to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Best Medicine by flybynight00 reviews
Roy is sick. Roy is whiney. Roy is manipulative.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Cute For an Idiot by moonlight jubilee reviews
Sharon attempts to discuss with Break the day he gave his memories up for her. Too bad he's not taking her seriously.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sharon R., Xerxes B. - Complete
Debating On Couples by Carmie-chan reviews
So Neji, what do you think of LeeKiba?" NejiTen OOC CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Secret Family Jutsu by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto. Kushina decides to share a jutsu that her older brothers taught her with Minato... Minato rather wishes that she hadn't. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Loophole by Geoduck reviews
Kyo has lost the bet. Akito demands that Kyo meet the terms of the agreement. There's only one teensy-weensy, itsy-bitsy problem...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kyo S., Akito S. - Complete
Closet Wounds by Religion0 reviews
Gin really wasn't any good at letting people go, but Ran was immensely good at yelling insults through his closet door in Hueco Mundo and making the Arrancars and Tousen laugh. One-shot, plus for insults.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - [G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Alarm Clock by Featherz reviews
Kira wishes his captain wasn't quite so... well, comatose, in the morning.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2009 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Spazzness with the Sohmas by DeathFruitsMaximumSecrets reviews
Total crack involving Yuki in a severe state of exhaustion, Tohru screaming bloody murder about... whatever it is she's screaming about, Ayame gloating shamelessly, and Shigure taking out the garbage. As my good friend once said:Oh yes. This will be fun..
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shigure S., Ayame S.
Our Name is Our Virtue by that dark-haired girl reviews
She knew Draco Malfoy was up to something when he asked her for a lock of her hair, but she gave it to him anyways. – Twenty facts about Asteria Greengrass, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
A MarySue lands in Patch Village by Rose-Oracle reviews
One random day, a Mary-Sue lands in Patch Village. Rating may be changed, more info inside. This story should not be taken seriously. COMPLETED!
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Yoh A. - Complete
Indelible by Silent Scribe reviews
Sesshomaru finds himself subject to impressions he can't shake. Or forgive. Quick Sesshomaru/Kagura oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagura - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Politics by Booksong reviews
Mai joins Zuko in one of his first official council meetings as Fire Lord...and makes her own unique mark on the proceedings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Open Sky by Foxieglove reviews
Compared to her sister, Astoria Greengrass knows she isn't a very interesting girl . . . except perhaps to one person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Shunsui has a bit of a midlife crisis while having a discussion
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Roomies by ManonLeChat reviews
Ulquiorra discovers the way to a woman's heart. Humor. Crack. Oneshot, complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Weapon of Mass Suffocation by Dior Crystal reviews
“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Ulquiorra - Complete
I wasn't gonna throw it there by star-stickies reviews
Grimmjow throws a shoe at Ulquiorra. Which part of Grimmjow's body does Ulquiorra throw it back at?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Blast! They're After Us! by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A few years after Shunsui and Ukitake graduate from the academy they are on the run. Sort of. Shunsui, Jyuushirou friendship fic.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Do Not Disturb by King Everett reviews
-HUMOR- After almost barging in on Ulquiorra because he didn't read the sign on the door, Grimmjow is dragged into Ulquiorra's room where he is certain he will die. But what he discovers about the Espada NO ONE wanted to know. EVER.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
a time and a place by smartalker reviews
Run Gray, run!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Juvia L., Gray F. - Complete
PS Should We Kidnap That Girl? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen and his Espadas get a little bored and decide to kidnap Orihime, but manage to kidnap some other girl too. Sequel to P.S. Do Goldfish Become Hollows? Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
The Bridge by peroxidepest17 reviews
A manager’s job is to take care of his talent.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Yashiro, Ren
Reasons to Hate Twilight by happyhouseelf reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
the standard for homicide by smartalker reviews
Aquarius puts up with a lot of crap. She DOES NOT need Lucy writing off her bad behavior as PMS. Seriously. That's just going too far.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Aquarius, Lucy H. - Complete
There's Something Wrong With Him by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, modern-era, non-ninja, pre-Naruto, spoiler-lite. One-shot follow-up to "Seasons". Inoichi eyed his friends gravely. "I think he's on drugs..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
And Then Dib Blew Up by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
My Alphabet Soup Is Talking To Me by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Gazille meets horrible pick-lines. A LevixGazille story. Crack.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Charm by Nikholas F. Toledo Zu reviews
-Elf- Where Hizuri Kuu gives unsolicited love advise to a rocker yarou over drinks. Ignorance truly is bliss.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Shoutaro - Complete
Presentiment by Akizushi reviews
A short story that tells why Yahiro got so mad when Megumi didn't arrive on their pretend date on chapter 85. YahiMegu
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Yahiro S., Megumi Y. - Complete
The Wink by Golden meliades reviews
Why does Kyoko have to do her first-ever photo shoot in a bikini, of all things? And why won't Ren quit teasing her? It's an embarrassing day for Kyoko. For Lyl's Cover Challenge. Ren x Kyoko fluff and silly-ness. Oneshot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Continuous Palpitations by false sourires reviews
Ren must help Yashiro recover from seeing Box R for the first time. Spoiler alert.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Yashiro, Ren - Complete
in an orderly fashion by smartalker reviews
In which four people are stuck in a closet. Lucy fumes, Loki leers, Natsu sets things on fire, and Gray just wishes someone would kiss Lucy so they could all get out. Oh, and Happy is an evil genius. That too.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
The Dodo Never Stood A Chance by Corvus corone reviews
A picnic on the fields, a invasion of Gakuen Alice, Natsume's proposal of true love, Persona's not-so-secret forbidden affair, Youichi's TRUE heritage, not to mention the dodos ... what more do you want from a Gakuen Alice crack!fic?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Persona, Yoichi H. - Complete
An Automail Pinky by Sarah1281 reviews
While stuck on the other side of the Gate, Ed encounters a Mary Sue attempting to do Kitten Transmutation and must stay strong while his brother and the Gate Guardian fall prey to Mary Sue's dubious charms all while trying to return to Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
spice it up by smartalker reviews
There are several totally innocent and plausible reasons for why Natsu's taking Lucy's shirt off. Take your pick. — LucyNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
king of kings by smartalker reviews
In an attempt to reclaim his lost status, Gray challenges Lucy to a duel. Or he tries to, anyways. It’d help if Natsu and Erza could shut up for a second.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Kei's Lap by Dark Shining Light reviews
one-shot. They went through all that trouble, just because Hikari sat on Kei’s lap.
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Hikari H., Kei T. - Complete
Asphyxiation by ignitesthestars reviews
There are some things that you just shouldn't even try to get in the way of. Kushina would be at the top of that list. Minato/Kushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Lip Gloss by Golden meliades reviews
Ren's pride has been smarting ever since his encounter with Sho at Karuizawa. Isn't there anything he can do to wipe that smug look off Fuwa's face? One-shot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
An Espada Christmas by Naotoki Yamanouchi reviews
When Aizen decides he wants to celebrate Christmas, Ulquiorra is not too thrilled with the idea. Can Stark, Szayel, Grimmjow, Noitora, and Orihime make him see the light? Or will he be executed for disobeying Aizen's orders?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
domestic invasion by smartalker reviews
Lucy is somewhat less than pleased. Actually, Lucy is going to kill every last one of them, and slowly. Especially Gray, who took over her shower.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
friends with benefits by smartalker reviews
Apparently, the magazine industry knew Lucy was dating Natsu before Lucy did. — LucyNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
How Arthur Found Out by Morena Evensong reviews
When Arthur opened the door to his manservant's room, he certainly wasn't expecting to find what he did. Only slight spoilers up to episode 4. One-shot
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
gratuitous violence by smartalker reviews
Lucy’s not a guy, so Erza can’t bond with her over the usual things. You know, like meat and violent movies and ‘art’ that is really just soft core porn.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Erza S., Lucy H. - Complete
Where the Wind Blows by doggieearlover reviews
Sesshomaru happens across Kagura attacking one of Naraku’s golems. What is that woman up to?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kagura, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Confession Scenario by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Minato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Shelter In The Storm by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
Complete. Set during Draco’s 7th year. He resists, but she compels. He shows her, but she does not run away. Draco and Astoria in the Slytherin common room. Pre-ship. For HP Rare Pair Shorts LJ community.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
For the Love of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Four captains are sent undercover to Hueco Mundo. Loosely tied to "For the Sake of Sake"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - J. Ukitake, Byakuya K.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 845 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Writing Zelda Fiction by Davin Sunrider reviews
Obey them, lest ye be consider'd a n00b.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Anyone, But You by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Anyone but you," Ichigo finally whispered, his voice growing continuously louder with every word. "Even Ishida! Hat-and-Clogs! Aizen! I'd even take that creepy clown captain over you! Anyone, but you!"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Ichigo K., Shunsui K. - Complete
Pretty Beautiful by Rondeau reviews
When Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased. -Natsu x Lucy-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Zanpakutology by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Yumichika told the zanpakuto to please shut up to which the zanpakuto gave him a beautifully hateful smile and the two glared at each other until Hisagi broke in.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Yumichika A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
A Dangerous Encounter: Mayuri vs Ukitake! by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
It's really not that dangerous...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mayuri K., J. Ukitake - Complete
High School Cool by Electroblood reviews
Byakuya's experience in high school .... with the females.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Calculations by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Yachiru and Shunsui stumble across Nanao's favorite toy.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Shunsui K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Kon's Transfer of Love by Shrugs reviews
Kon's hopping bodies, and it's about time the men of Bleach get some action. Drabbles
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - J. Ukitake, Byakuya K. - Complete
The Misadventures of a Shaman King MarySue by Sora no Hoshi reviews
Not for Mary-Sue lovers What qualities constitute a typical Shaman King Mary-Sue? In a bout of anger, a Mary-Sue was created to be abused. Grab this chance to get your hands on a Mary-Sue. Meet the unfortunate Mary-Sue, Zenbi and her spirit, Enman.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Eavesdropping by ignitesthestars reviews
Kushina's mother had always told her that it would come back to bite her on the nose if she eavesdropped. Problem was, Kushina only liked listening to things she wasn't supposed to.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
How To Bribe A Kid Genius by VioTanequil reviews
A short take on how Ichimaru Gin met Aizen Sousuke, and why they began to work together. Warning, contains humor. Rated for mild language.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Return of Tousen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Tousen returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Tousen K. - Complete
Christmas by lemon meringue tie reviews
Keiko enjoys having all her family for a picture perfect Christmas. Hao learns the reason why Yoh and the rest of his family hates it.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
Crayons and Mikan Sakura by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Natsume didn't like many things. The meager list of his likes reached a total of one and it took him several drawings, a pack of 64 crayola crayons and Koko to realize, maybe he could make some room on his list to include Mikan Sakura. NatsumeMikan. #10
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Pink Flowery Bankai Of Doom by VioTanequil reviews
Could anyone possibly be happy over something pink and flowery? Could a male possibly be happy over that? The answer was simple. Yes, eventually. Inspired by AirDNA's When He Was Young.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Soap Shenanigans by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
One thing Konan discovers about the Akatsuki is the severe lack of soap. Especially when Pein is sitting in the shower, in danger of turning into a pierced raisin. Tobi discovers art, Hidan loses to Itachi in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Crack, leetle bit PxK
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Konan - Complete
Reset: The Kushina Effect HIATUS by ignitesthestars reviews
Sometimes it's not about saving the world. Sometimes saving /a/ world is enough. Uzumaki Kushina is alive, and woe befall anyone who tries to harm her son. We all know what Naruto can do growing up alone. Imagine what he could do with a mother's love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Balls of Bankai by Luthiena reviews
What happens when Byakuya is assaulted by a street gang...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Knightfall by heteroceric-heart reviews
Post-OoT; slight Link/Zelda. Link of Hyrule was, without a doubt, one of the grandest heroes to ever ride into battle. Deep inside that golden legend, though, laid the conflicted and gentle soul of a boy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Loud and Clear by buduica reviews
Yoruichi loves teasing young Byakuya. The angrier he gets, the more fun she has.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Persephone by Carryon14 reviews
How difficult is it, really, to love the king of the dead?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
An Altercation by Do Wop reviews
Gray and Loke have a disagreement, which ends rather...destructively.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Trifling Matters by Hysterical rock reviews
When two people meet for the first time, the usual discussion is something along the lines of 'hello, how are you, my, what nice weather today.' Not: 'get off my doorstep, you freaking pin-cushion.' A look at the lives of two very different people. First.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Humanish by lonewolfzaraki reviews
Renji catches Byakuya doing something very non-noble like...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
History Lessons by deews reviews
The history books will say that she was a Queen, and he was a Hero, and that they fell in love. But that's a bit simplistic, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Photographic Evidence: Byakuya's Revenge by Kiara Lupin reviews
Byakuya is out for revenge. His target: Kurosaki Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Formalities by Jesterqueen reviews
He even calls Kuchiki-Taicho 'Byakuya', but she is still Inoue.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Polygamy and Politics by heteroceric-heart reviews
Link/Zelda AU. Link, who has long since had a crush on Zelda, seeks romantic help from his friends Mikau and Sheik. However, not everything goes exactly according to plan…
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Banging Noise by rose of light reviews
Ever wonder what happened during the time that Zelda was kidnapped until the time Link stormed into the highest tower room? Read to be satisfied.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Ganondorf, Zelda
A Meal for the Arrancar by magicsmith reviews
Orihime Inoue cooks for the Arrancar with the unwilling assistance of Ulquiorra. The reaction to her cooking disappoints Orihime. Oneshot. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Omen: an Ominous Love Story by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Rukia hit the gas. “That’s the wrong one!” Ichigo screeched. She hit the brake, or was it the clutch? Anyway, she hit something, including the guy in the middle of the road.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Return of Gin by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Gin returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Can't Get The Help These Days by Von Doomsatan Productions reviews
It's days like this are the reason why Ulquiorra doesn't have Fraccion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The End of the Road by Little Tanuki reviews
Centuries after their cult has become extinct, Artemis and Apollo are boarders at a North Queensland pub.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
stained glass by acronymed reviews
02. The twins discover mistletoe. Tamaki is understandably horrified. — Hikaru/Haruhi/Kaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Thoughts of Rose and Scorpius by Dibss reviews
Scorpius and Rose: What they accept. What they deny. Why they accept. Why they deny. Reviews are read, loved, cherished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Albus D.
Drawings by Teslyn reviews
Rukia's drawing skills have gotten worse. ...Or so Ichigo thinks.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Nightsmoke reviews
What goes on in the world of Bleach when off screen? A little series of stories, cute. I believe the term used for these is "one-shot." Yes, I know I spelled "Inoue" wrong, sorry I don't know how to change it yet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 4,580 - Follows: 344 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Dual Personality by Mac-alicious reviews
Next Generation. Scorpius Malfoy is acting strangely. All of Hogwarts is talking about why that could be, except one: Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Iris by Empatheia reviews
-Byakuya x Hisana- The wheel of life goes round and round, round and round, round and round again. May god have mercy on his havoc-wrecked soul.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Tickle Fight by Kalow reviews
Byakuya needs to do work. But Hinamori and Hitsugaya are having a tickle fight nextdoor. Based on the tickle fights my sister keeps having with her boyfriend. HitsuHina. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Byakuya K., M. Hinamori - Complete
My Dear Sister by notcroaker reviews
A letter from Byakuya Kuchiki to his sister Rukia. Tag for episode 62. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Next Time She'll Just Try Vegas by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Renji was just glad he hadn't had to use the tranquilizer- he was pretty sure Rukia would count her brother being unconcious as 'something stupid that ruins everything.'
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Idiots from the Fifth Dimension by Seldavia reviews
Ganon from the cartoon series transports Ganondorf from Twilight Princess to his world. Can Ganondorf find his way home before the inhabitants of this world drive him insane?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
De la Mer by xXJamie-chanXx reviews
Kisa and Hiro are going on their first date. Rin follows them to look out for Hiro, not knowing that Haru has his own plans to keep an eye on Kisa. Pre-Volume 18.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,037 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S. - Complete
Toy by instance reviews
All Haruhi wanted in life was to get through school relatively unscathed. Hikaru and Kaoru have just found their new toy in the form of a very pretty, intelligent, and highly oblivious female scholarship student.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,710 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Memoirs of Mercutio by Miss Rosie Real reviews
This is a very masculine writing log. And don't you forget it." This was just an old school project. Parody, of course. Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
A Possible Outcome by Author Pen Name reviews
Rangiku has a theory on Gin's betrayal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Hinamori and the Seven Captains by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Loosely based on Snow White, as they now have nothing in common... Slightly AU...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - M. Hinamori, Byakuya K. - Complete
Protection by In Darkness Is Light reviews
Rin doesn't approve of the way Kakashi protects her. KakaRin oneshot-ish . Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Kamikaze by Aryndiel reviews
"This is, of course, quite impossible," Sesshoumaru stated with calm authority. The gang has extremely unexpected help in the final battle. Sesshoumaru is in for the surprise of a lifetime. Manga compliant up to chapter 536. Kagura?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2008 - [Sesshomaru, Kagura] - Complete
The Return of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2007 - S. Aizen, Byakuya K. - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sea Anemone by OceanFae reviews
Helena woke up to a weird sound.
MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bicker and Banter by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
The Espada have a hard time getting along with one another as they wait for Aizen to arrive at the meeting.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
COMPLETED Just like the title says. Dib chases a certain rabbit-suited alien down the rabbit hole into a world of madness in my odd little parody/humor fic. Something for everyone since it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one is largely for the Dib fans.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Sibling Quarrels by Vixen of Shadows reviews
Complete. Ever wonder what Artemis and Apollos relationship is really like? heres a peak. Hermes pov.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
DEATH OF MARY SUES! by ChildInMe reviews
The title is the summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
The Surprise by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra and misfortune seems to be a match whenever it involves Orihime and Szayel. Then again, it was his, as the trash called it, his birthday. Maybe he shouldn't have gone back to Las Noches after all. Ulquiorra, Orihime, Szayel, Food, Traps, Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Q and A by brandeee reviews
[Crack drabble] Aizen has a very important question for Gin.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fangirl by incarnadine dreams reviews
[Oneshot, total crack] Byakuya has a fangirl. A creepy one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Packs by P. Fishies reviews
A lighthearted look into the natural habit of girls to travel in packs, and the exception to the rule. Oneshote. HaruRin.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S.
Caught Between The Twisted Stars by Beer Good reviews
So what really happened between Romeo and Juliet in that bedroom? How did awkward teenagers do before the invention of the electric light? And does 'where' and 'wherefore' really mean the same thing?
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
If Only They Knew by Dilly-Oh reviews
A short one shot about how Grimmjow may not be what everyone thinks him to be. Confused? Well, so am I. Enjoy. Read and review, if you like.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curse of the Lousy Gamer by Seldavia reviews
Link is taking longer than usual to save the day, so Ganondorf and Zelda search for ways to kill time. A series of short, silly sketches.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Through Endless Sands by GeoFount reviews
[OrihimeUlquiorra] Orihime talks to the dead. [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Encounter at Baskin Robbins by Cappucinno reviews
AU. Zelink. In which Zelda is stalkerish, Malon is entertained, and poor Link is so nervous he could just drop dead. Who doesn't love trips to the ice cream parlor? ONESHOT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Ketchup Series by kamitori reviews
The best thing about Ulquiorra's childhood would probably be this: Hueco Mundo has a lot of ketchup. The worst thing: Being dragged into the many schemes of his older brothers. In other words: Ulquiorra plus Ketchup plus His older siblings equals chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ulquiorra
Introductions by Childe at Heart reviews
About five years after the epilogue of Deathly Hallows, Rose Weasley introduces her boyfriend to her parents, much to Ron's dismay. Minor spoilers for Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Rose W., Ron W. - Complete
Why Colour is Important by phoenix-aerith reviews
Byakuya tells why colour is important to all brothers who care for their sisters out there. a must read, rated for some violence. [ichiruki]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Tea With Aizen by Giru reviews
Or The Diary of Ulquiorra Schiffer
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
Insanity by Ulquiorra reviews
Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yumichika A., Ulquiorra - Complete
Girl's Day Out by Artemis Rae reviews
Or, seven times Ty Lee manages to insult Mai's senses. An attempt to run a simple errand is made. Hijinks ensue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Mai, Ty Lee - Complete
Due Punishment by ms. phishy reviews
Ichimaru Gin finally returns to Seireitei, and a certain tenth division lieutenant ensures that he is duly punished. Drabble oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Onsen 3 by Neko Oni reviews
In which Ichimaru is mistaken for Hitsugaya's father. Ichimaru torture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The End by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
French Conversation by Lonicera Japonica reviews
The twins teach Haruhi a new phrase in French. Naturally, this results in Tamaki freaking out. [Sort of HaruhixTwins, but not really.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Greetings from Hueco Mundo by Deathberry15 reviews
“My patience has a limit, Orihime.” If you don’t mind, Aizen sama, Orihime san would like to test that. Kind of parallel to Coming Undone, tho AU and thoroughly random. The real adventures of Inoue Orihime in Las Noches.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Orihime I., S. Aizen - Complete
The Perfect Gift by Serenanna reviews
On Valentine's Day, finding the perfect gift for that special woman in your life should not be this hard, really. No roses or wrenches were harmed in the production of this piece of fluff . . . well . . . Royai, EdxWin, OneShot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
On the Anatomy of Hollows by Lady Yami reviews
Bored Orihime contemplates asking Ulquiorra a sort of offbeat question. Cue one human girl's overactive imagination and one Hollow's extreme confusion. OrihimeUlquiorra
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Orihime I. - Complete
Of Discoveries by TeaForRevenge reviews
Renge has her hands quite, er, full. Strangely enough, the Host Club doesn't appreciate her efforts at all.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Haruhi F., Renge H. - Complete
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single by Seriously Yours reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Mary Sue Files by irohsteashoppegirls reviews
A collection of anti Mary Sue themed drabbles.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Of Phobias by TeaForRevenge reviews
Thunderstorms make for an angry Haruhi. HaruhiHost Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Escape Mechanism by cerieblue819 reviews
Midna laughs to escape the realities of her life. One shot with Midna and Zelda before Midna finds Link in Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Zelda - Complete
Cue The Heroic Rescue by incandescens reviews
A "rescue Orihime" piece which is probably not what will happen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Psychiatry by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Aizen goes to see a psycologist because he read the Evil Overlord list.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2007 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
Absolut Gin by Nara Merald reviews
Only one thing could bring Kira, Zaraki, Kuchiki Byakuya, Yachiru, Abarai, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Hisagi, Hinamori, Nemu and Mayuri to gossip together: An incredible, inexplicable phenomenon affecting all who reside within the Gotei 13...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2007 - G. Ichimaru, Yachiru K. - Complete
Byakuya's Question by Crimzy reviews
Ichigo and Rukia go to Soul Society to run a simple errand. Ichigo is informed that Byakuya wants to speak with him about an important matter that Rukia failed to explain before. Written for an IchiRuki Drabble Challenge.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Succession by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hitsugaya marvels at what Tousen, Aizen, and Gin’s defections left them with.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Baby in the 6th squad office by Sakanoue reviews
So who IS the cutest baby in Soul Society? So many unanswered questions... Can Renji get a word in edgeways? What are Ichigo, Orihime and Ishida doing in the 6th squad office? And why DO you have a sock on your hand Taicho? All will be answered...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Preoccupation by may flyer reviews
Zuko had spent seventeen years of his life not thinking all that much about kissing girls.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Cinder Sasuke by Hammy Uchiha reviews
Something like the mystical tale of Cinderella, except better, and with more Sasuke. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Momo by Freesia reviews
Hitsugaya Toshiro catches Hinamori Momo redhanded trying on his clothes...HitsuHina, Humor
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2006 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Gaara's New Friends by The Cashew Nuts reviews
Those 'How To' books sure can be dangerous in the wrong hands. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Gaara
Board Game by Butterfly Bandage reviews
Gaara and Kankurou are forced to play a game they both hate, while Temari watches on, amused. Sand sibs Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Haiku! by Serena-Chan reviews
Gaara takes a shot at writing poetry for his very first crush. Temari and Kankuro try to help. Oh god. Poor Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
20 ways in Which to Annoy Gaara by louiemoto reviews
Why 20? Because I couldn't think of 30. R&R, Damn It.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Birthday Present by opalish reviews
Harry's an idiot, and Ginny helps save the world without even trying. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When Orochimaru Wanted a Pickle by Pishivee reviews
Orochimaru has bad luck when it comes to obtaining a pickle. It's a rhyming poem!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sand Panda No Jutsu by Amerachan reviews
You can put him in a panda suit, but you can't make him entertain...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Curse Sealing Spoof by Tails The Ultimate Lifeform reviews
Sasuke in underwear? Kakashi with lard? Orochimaru scared of ham? One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru - Complete
You'll See by Ultra-Geek reviews
Everybody at Xavier's is asking the same question...What the heck is Logan staring at?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Holy BEEP by RabidFangirlMoo reviews
Gaara becomes VERY angery at Sasuke for a VERY good reason, Candy is thrown, and we hear Sasuke's opinion of Hamtaro. Absolute crack, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
An Afternoon Off Of Sorts by Avelynn Tame reviews
One shot. Haruhi has a cold. The Host Club adapts to the situation with aplomb.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Gaara vs the squeaky toy by Silent Angel 1291 reviews
I think the title speaks for itself. Very short and random. Math class messes with my brain. Many brain cells died while making this.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Link: Snake and Fox by Nerva al'Thor reviews
[Repost] Everyone thought Orochimaru was beyond any hope of salvation. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, a half forgotten jutsu by the Yondaime Hokage and an isolated house...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Daughter Dear by Kuroaki reviews
Just a bit of fun with Byakuya and Yachiru. Drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Green Serpent by Lizard Lad reviews
Orochimaru goes to drastic and rather silly measures to improve his taijutsu. Not for those who wish to remain sane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Orochimaru, Lee R. - Complete
The Adventure of Wonderwice Malgela by Firefly Knights reviews
Wonderwice is a happy little Arrankal. Spoilers from the manga, yo.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Wonderweiss M., Ulquiorra
Identity Crisis by Sophia Prester reviews
The truth was, it didn't matter to the twins whether or not people could tell them apart.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Gaara's Eyebrows Story by Neko-Kikiru reviews
Why does Gaara have no eyebrows! The answer is here! Truly, 200 words of absolute nonsense...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Gaara, Lee R.
Look at Me by Krys Yuy reviews
[Hikaru x Haruhi] Oneshot. Hikaru contemplates exactly what he wants from the Host Club’s pauper.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Snakeman and the Elbow by animedragongirl reviews
Naruto turns up at Otogukare to ask a very simple question. Oneshot, drabble sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
game two by Northlight reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru come up with a new twist on an old game. HaruhiHitachiins
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Rapunzel by embyr81788 reviews
Howl began to suspect something was amiss the day that Sophie had an inexplicable urge to eat lettuce. This could only end disastrously. [Oneshot]
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Hamlet For Morons by Jamie August reviews
It's Hamlet like Shakespeare never imagined! I'm sure to be struck down by a lightningbolt. FINALLY UPDATED! The actors are here and the play's the thing! Be very afraid. . .
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004
Elephant by Lucinda the Maid reviews
[Oneshot] Sometimes the biggest secrets are those that are hardest to ignore. Byakuya investigates the elephant in Naraku's castle and learns more about his fallen sister than he'd ever intended to. [Byakuya x Kagura platonic] Spoilers for the manga.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kagura, Naraku - Complete
Alone in a Field of Flowers by Amazonian21 reviews
Kagura's first and final moments of freedom. [SessKagura]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagura - Complete
Superray Hamlet by Nina aka The Author reviews
The strange thing about Shakespeare is that a lot of his tragedies start out as comedies. Case in point: Hamlet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Miss With No Eyebrows by Jade R. Raven reviews
Tohru's first word is a bit unusual...Kyoko blames her father.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kyoko H., Katsuya H. - Complete
Vegetable Tortures by windborne reviews
Temari has devised a plan to make Gaara eat cauliflower! Gaara, put that sand back under wraps NOW. You're not supposed to kill your sister.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Inuyasha watches as Kagome shows Shippo how to play the flower petal fortune telling game, He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. It has the hanyou asking himself all sorts of questions.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Memories of the Heart by Amara Anon reviews
250 word drabble. SesshomaruKagura. It's the memories of the heart that mean the most to us. She wanted to remember, but couldn't...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Kagura, Sesshomaru - Complete
Reflections by monoxide girl reviews
A quick glance into Naraku's Daughter's mind.[Kagura and Kanna centerific][Oneshot][No pairing][Complete][Nominated for Best Oneshot in the IYFanfiction Guild.]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Kanna, Kagura - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Tales of the Sannin by Aya-kun Rose reviews
The legendary trio are going to Target. Don't ask me why. I don't know yet. Tis just a crack fic. Oh yeah, and spoiler if you don't know who the Sannin are yet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Eligible by firefly reviews
Where Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affections and Rukia and Renji try to avoid his overly inquisitive admirers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Mystical Object of FATE by Galaxy Girl reviews
Ganondorf has escaped from the Sacred Realm and threatens to plunge all of Hyrule in his wicked darkness forever! Will Link be able to stop him? ... Yes. Yes, he will.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005
There is No Place Like Home by clockwork starlight reviews
Naruto x Furuba Crossover. Crack... pure, simple, ridiculously silly CRACK. Poor Orochimaru, snake freaks in other anime are scary too.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Kiss by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, HitsuHina] Hinamori is talking too much. Hitsugaya shuts her up.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2006 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Unexpected Houseguest by volta arovet reviews
No one really knows when Kid Wicked first moved into the Titans Tower, and the Titans are learning just how hard it is to kick a teleporter out.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Kyd Wykkyd - Complete
The Legend of Link by Zana Moon reviews
Princess Zelda is done being the damsel in distress. This time, it's her turn to have the adventure. Only, can she handle it? Especially when things keep getting weirder and weirder by the minute?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Zelda, Link
Passing Around by MonsterBrat reviews
[Gen] The week after Soul Society lost 3 captains, Kuchiki taichou got a bag of candy from one of his many wellwishers. This is the tale of that bag of candy.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 409 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tooth and Fang by Amara Anon reviews
Rin is growing up. She's going through changes. But is Sesshomaru ready to deal with them? And Jaken isn't helping. [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Puppy Proofing Your Dojo by Resmiranda reviews
Why does Sesshoumaru hate Tenseiga so much? [Sess and Inupapa] [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
The Perfect Gift by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Young Orochimaru has forgotten a very important date.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Orochimaru - Complete
And He Never Drank Again by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Bright by iamzuul reviews
Flashlights are deadly weapons. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Revenge by Tyrants-of-the-Underworld reviews
This story involves Link meeting a talking book. Between the two of them they plot the assassination of Zelda. This a short meant to be humourous short story. I don't know if you'll find it funny. It is rated T just because the main idea is to kill someon
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Link, Zelda
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Beamos by Toordle reviews
Little known fact: After Link was sent back in time, some of his close personal friends made a band in his honor. Well, it was more in the honor of the Beatles, and pretty much just out of boredom, but his name was in there somewhere. Sort of.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Zelda, Malon
Drabble I, aka, Poor Link by Miss Maudlin reviews
Poor Link. He never gets a break, especially when his wife happens to be giving birth. Drabble 500 words. No plot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
In The Silence by Qem reviews
Sometimes in the silence you can find answers. It was a rare moment, for Kanna to speak.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Kanna, Kagura - Complete
Love and Nonsense by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Kagura] Theirs was a simple story of 'blink and you’ll miss it.'
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Kagura, Sesshomaru - Complete
Desert Nights by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
One can get quite bored when their day is eight hours longer than everyone else's... [rereposted due to website eating my stories]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Broken Hat by chairomori reviews
[OS]Gaara is now the Kazekage, what is Naruto going to do about it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Misunderstanding Of The Feet by serialhugger reviews
Just a bit of stupidity, bordering on lunacy, involving Gaara and feet not a foot fetish fic and we all know that this particular situation would never happen! oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Of Mercy by Reiku Toukijin reviews
Sometimes the most difficult lessons to learn are those we already know.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagura
The Forget Me Do Chew by Elizabeth90 reviews
At the end of the summer before her fifth year, the twins offer Ginny one of their new products: a Forget Me Do Chew, a troublesome little sweet that she's all too tempted to use on Harry...HG oneshot with some RH! Written before HBP's publication.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Amaranth by Morbidity reviews
[ Sesshoumaru x Kagura ] Two souls tangled in a twist of fate.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagura
View Paradise by Link and Luigi reviews
Sasuke finally gets a look inside Orochimaru's lair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Fatal Illness by CrazygurlMadness reviews
One thing with having a functional brain ― a very rare thing these days, might I add, ―: you're never completely sure of something because, well, you have two brains in one. Smart move, God. Give me two lobes. Right. Real smart. LxZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Not A Virgin by Naruke reviews
Orochimaru is NOT a virgin. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Orochimaru - Complete