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Joined 12-07-11, id: 3503404, Profile Updated: 03-04-12
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

Hey!

I am a person of unidentified faith, origin, sexuality, and gender who loves everyone that can spell properly.


To anyone who was wondering, yes, Tommy-boy did use Google Translate or some other online translator to write his "Closed Letter To The UnGodfearing Atheists". Sending it to friends of mine who speak Mandarin and Hebrew as their first languages proved it.


Dearest Thomas Finnegan William Brown,

If you are reading this, I congratulate you on finally having the sense to go on my profile.

Doubtless, you may be wondering why I am devoting an entire account to the condemnation of your work. I'll explain it simply- you are a racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, misbelieving asshole who can't write to save his life, and I find that simply unacceptable on this website. I intend to write commentary for every fanfic you have written and will write, until either you stop writing or your writing quality dramatically improves and you learn to get your facts straight. But before you do that, could you please, pretty please, do a fanfic for Twilight?

Please don't take my writing as an indication that I am slighting your religion, because I really am not. I think devotion like yours is admirable, but there is such a thing as taking it too far. Everyone has had a different life, and you must respect the fact that people have their reasons for believing or not believing in an entity, and those reasons do not make them Satanic.

On a happier note, have you watched the new Muppets movie? It's very good.

Sincerely,

The self-hired fanfiction police


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Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part Two COMMENTARY reviews
About 2 months ago, I was forcibly introduced to BelieverInChrist's crimes against Christianity, humanity, and everything. Then I decided to write a commentary for it. Join me as I read and commentate the fourth story, in which Jason takes the Romans on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,509 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Jason G., Annabeth C.
When Jerry Met Ebony reviews
... and every other bad OC in fanfictiondom. Tell me your favourite trollfic or badfic star, and see them meet Tara Gilesbie's Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and Thomas Brown's Jerry of Christ. Includes OCs from "jo bel" and "imma wiserd".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Draco M., Percy J. - Complete
PrayerWarriors:ThreatofSatanic CommonismCOMMENTARY reviews
Well, once upon a time there was someone named BelieverInChrist. He wrote 6 very disturbing fics violating Christianity and the works of Rick Riordan and JKR. This is a commentary for the third fic, in which Tommy-boy confuses Lennon and Lenin.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,131 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Prayer Warriors:Battle With The Witches COMMENTARY reviews
BelieverInChrist's greatest insult to both the world of Harry Potter and the Bible, not to mention millions of people whose names are Michael, with my commentary. Rated T because that's how he rated it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,401 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One COMMENTARY reviews
BelieverInChrist's first insult to both the world of Percy Jackson and the Bible, with my commentary. Rated M because that's how he rated it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Percy J. - Complete