Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.
I am a person of unidentified faith, origin, sexuality, and gender who loves everyone that can spell properly.
To anyone who was wondering, yes, Tommy-boy did use Google Translate or some other online translator to write his "Closed Letter To The UnGodfearing Atheists". Sending it to friends of mine who speak Mandarin and Hebrew as their first languages proved it.
Dearest Thomas Finnegan William Brown,
If you are reading this, I congratulate you on finally having the sense to go on my profile.
Doubtless, you may be wondering why I am devoting an entire account to the condemnation of your work. I'll explain it simply- you are a racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, misbelieving asshole who can't write to save his life, and I find that simply unacceptable on this website. I intend to write commentary for every fanfic you have written and will write, until either you stop writing or your writing quality dramatically improves and you learn to get your facts straight. But before you do that, could you please, pretty please, do a fanfic for Twilight?
Please don't take my writing as an indication that I am slighting your religion, because I really am not. I think devotion like yours is admirable, but there is such a thing as taking it too far. Everyone has had a different life, and you must respect the fact that people have their reasons for believing or not believing in an entity, and those reasons do not make them Satanic.
On a happier note, have you watched the new Muppets movie? It's very good.
The self-hired fanfiction police
Post this onto your profile if your pro-gum.
Post this onto your profile if you think everything above is bullshit.