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Joined 12-07-11, id: 3504602, Profile Updated: 08-06-15
Author has written 7 stories for Big Bang Theory, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Saw.

One of my New Year Resolutions was to keep my profile on here up to date as much as possible. So, as of August 6th, 2015, it is currently up to date. Also following is a Q-n-A if some of my frequent followers are interested. It may be equal to or more information than you wish to know about me.

UPDATES:

Apology to my Joker readers: I've stopped the story 'little pig let me in' completely and deleted it as i can't promise anymore updates; I owe it to you to be made aware that there would be no updates; thank you for being such an avid, loyal audience!)

WORKING ON:

  • Apprentice to the Accomplice (An Amanda Young/OC story) in Saw. Story published: (8/06/2015); Updated: 8/06/2015.
  • A Little About Myself

    My name is...JK, I'm not giving you my name. I write horror stories mostly (BBT was like a shot in the dark and it just went on from the very first chapter of the first story). Right now I'm working on my first SAW story which involves my favorite character, Amanda Young (praise to Shawnee Smith for looking and acting so beautifully in the movies). :-) Check out my Joker stories (be warned, they're very twisted) and if you'd like, read the Big Bang Theory ones as well, where Sheldon meets his (other) soulmate in the form of an OC. :-) Enjoy!


    My List of Favorite Quotes

  • This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immoveable object. - Joker
  • Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair. - Joker
  • Your parents' deaths was not your fault. It was your father's. - Ra's Al Ghul (Batman Begins)
  • People show you who they really are. So, in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? - Joker
  • Well, depending on the time, he may be in one spot, or several. - Joker
  • What you are, I once was. What I am, you will be. - the old man in 1408.
  • How grand it must be to be the Chosen One – Snape.
  • If you kill your family. I'll let the freak go. My bad. It's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live. - Steve (Cirque Du Freak).
  • And Senator...Love your suit. - Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs).
  • Then help me! Fix me! Fix me, motherfucker! I'm standing right here. - Amanda Young (Saw III)
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    Suck It And See by AMKelley reviews
    Luke thought Felix was staring at Gemma, when in fact it was actually Luke that Felix had eyes for. *AU, PWP, sexual content, oral sex, first time, drug use, comeplay*
    Truth or Die - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1 - Luke, Felix - Complete
    Madness Is A Dangerous Game by sec2retgirl reviews
    "Can mad people even love?" The Joker grinned creepily, toying with his favourite switchblade as he approached me. "Ah-ah-ah, dollface," He chuckled, moving in towards me to brush his lips over mine. "You're forgetting that love is a form of madness." I was about to find out just how horribly blurred the lines dividing love and madness could become. Joker x OC story.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,870 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Joker, OC
    The Scarred Life of Evelyn Wayne by AlwayzWriting reviews
    Evelyn Wayne is deeply scarred, mentally, emotionally and physically. It's these scars that attract the Joker to her. Can the Princess of Gotham resist the Clown Prince of Crime, or will she receive even more scars at his hands?
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC
    Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
    Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
    Can't Remember To Forget You by brillianthastings reviews
    Brilliant Hastings is captured by the Joker and forced to play his sick twisted games, but she may actually start to enjoy herself. The JokerxOC oneshot OOC The Joker
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Joker, OC - Complete
    After all this time by Neiph reviews
    It's been 8 years since Bruce and the Joker last saw each other. How will things go when they meet again after all this time? SLASH BRUCE/JOKER - SET IN TDKR 11TH CHAPTER NOW UP
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
    Numb by Mizz-Katy93 reviews
    Katy has been working for The Joker for a few months now and yet every step she takes seems to just be another mistake to him and on top of that Katy is fighting her own personal battles. What happens when Mister J starts to see Katy slowly fade away and turn into a completely different person? Joker/OC
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 99,889 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Joker - Complete
    Cat & Clown by BrokebackMistress reviews
    Joker/Catwoman pairing. If the Joker popped up during The Dark Knight Rises.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Joker, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
    Just The Party Guy by dancingloki reviews
    Months have passed since Luke turned on his friends, helped Justin kill them and then stood by while his family covered it up. Luke tries not to think about why he stays.
    Truth or Die - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Justin, Luke - Complete
    Two Heads About Everything by imWritingThisDown reviews
    After a plan to rob the Second National Bank goes wrong, Chance and Ace split their partnership to follow their goals: Ace, who desires freedom; and Chance, who wants power. A story about romance, crime, friendship, and betrayal for those who love the Batman's rivals. Rated M for Murder. Sequel name: City in Pieces
    Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Harvey D., OC] - Complete
    Taken by nikochan23 reviews
    When Steve took Natalie OC she was his victim. But as time passed they both grew into something the other could love. Can a relationship between a human and vampaneze survive or will they be torn apart by des..tiny? ; M for lemons.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,082 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Steve Leonard - Complete
    It's Funny When You're Frightened by Sanity's-overrated reviews
    Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push. Warning: slash dark!fic
    Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Joker, Loki - Complete
    How the Joker Stole Gotham by Lauralot reviews
    The story of The Dark Knight, in the style of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
    Blood and Lust by Kendra Luehr reviews
    A collection of smutty and humorous Jokachel oneshots based upon reader requests. Feel free to add your own here.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,594 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
    Party Time by rastarabbit reviews
    Rachel helps out a friend by hosting a sex toy party and the Joker decides to drop by. One shot. Warning: Sex!
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
    Eye Candy by Joker-is-sexy reviews
    A much darker and twisted Joker/OC story. This is not the cliche, Joker takes hostage and she falls for him within a day story. Insanity doesn't happen overnight. Insanity is a process.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 380,149 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
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    The Accomplice to the Apprentice reviews
    (This story may change SAW plot) Amanda Young and her best friend, Rita Wells, become more than just 'best friends' after one memorable night; Amanda's destiny is to become Jigsaw's successor and Rita isn't going anywhere. This should be interesting. (Rated M for language, violence, and sexually explicit content; Fem/Slash) Amanda/OC. I've also added some of my own traps.
    Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6 - Amanda Y., OC
    I've Been Wrong Before reviews
    Kate Richardson is stuck in the decadence of a monotonous marriage and happily works as a security guard of Arkham Asylum just to get a little spice in her life. By taking that first graveyard shift, Kate is introduced to someone who is more than willing to give her what she desires...if, that is, she is willing to give a piece of herself in return.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,516 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
    The Games That Daughters Play reviews
    (Sequel to Lions Slaughtered by Lambs) In this third installment, a motherly Allegra and an indifferent Joker train a frightened, morally-constructed 15-year-old Hannah into a dangerous protege...But not all things go according to plan. Rated M for murder, language, disturbing themes, and smut. XD
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,612 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
    Lions Slaughtered by Lambs reviews
    (Sequel to 'Games that Daddies Play) Allegra Von, and Joker are admitted to Arkham Asylum. Allegra's addiction can and will only be satisfied by Joker. When Dr. Leon attempts to sever this tie, the staff of Arkham realize how far a seemingly calm lamb will go to get what she wants-consequences be damned. Not a Harley Quinn fanfic. (Sequel: Games That Daughters Play)
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,359 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Joker, OC] J. Crane - Complete
    The Games that Daddies Play reviews
    Joker is an agent of chaos; he's a man of simple tastes. Allegra Von is a seductive professional criminal , and she likes Joker just the way he is. When these two do business, Gotham may be getting more trouble than for what they bargained. A story in which 'house' has never been played before. Joker/OC. M for language, and smut. (sequel:Lions slaughtered by lambs)
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 73 - Words: 168,804 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
    Love Is Hell reviews
    (Sequel to 'Damnable Affair') While Kate and Sheldon are still surprised by each other's whimsy and unmasking their human selves, Leonard and Penny take their relationship to a whole new level and Raj is (yet again) single. Sheldon/OC. Rated M for mild language and sexual content.
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,436 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Sheldon C., OC] - Complete
    The Damnable Affair reviews
    Sheldon continues his day-to-day schedule without disruption. That is, until a Batman-loving, intelligent surgeon captures his mind and body, and even manages to disrupt his daily routine without him even knowing. Can someone make Sheldon Cooper fall for his 'baser urges? Past negates it, but Future says otherwise. SC/OC. Rated M for later chapters.
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 163,006 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - [Sheldon C., OC] - Complete