Tea and Yaois
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Joined 12-07-11, id: 3504694, Profile Updated: 07-12-13
Author has written 3 stories for Junjō Romantica, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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Hi! I'm Tea and Yaois, better known as Jenny or Kyoto (depending on if you want a real name or a alias) and I'm, in essence, just here to screw around. :P

I love Hetalia and Homestuck, but I'm also really into with Ouran HSHC, Junjou Romantica and BBC Sherlock (yoooo, you're outta place there, Mr. Holmes! You're not anime!)

I've recently become obsessed with crack pairings. My favorites are EnglandxEridan (Hetalia/Homestuck), ShinobuxMisaki (Junjou) and DavexKankri (Homestuck). Don't question them, just go with it.

My current on-going story is Just for Us, but I'm working on many others. I have a dA and Tumblr that both go by the username/URL "sosvampire". Again, don't question it.

I hope you have as much fun reading my stories as I have writing them!! :) Thanks for stopping by!

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The Morning After by SerenityWritesSlash reviews
Human AU. Arthur wakes up the morning after a one night stand, and he ends up getting trapped in their apartment. Maybe there's more to this obnoxious American than meets the eye, however crass he may be. UsUk, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Why Do You Think He Wears a Mask? by haley-chan-san reviews
OFF High School AU. Enjoy!
OFF - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013
Dancing In The Rain by Amiinyan reviews
Cronus is a bit of a bully. Kankri is one of his favorite victims, and can't stand him. When the two get stuck working together on a school assignment, things start getting... Complicated. Rated M for later chapters. CronKri, EriSol, JohnKat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
The Wrong End Of The Telescope by SerenityWritesSlash reviews
Humanstuck AU. Karkat Vantas is just a guy trying to find some identity, even if it means backpacking across country, staying the night at random strangers houses, hitchiking with lesbians, or even carpooling with hipsters. With luck, he might just find himself love. Until then. he's fucking stuck on the side of the road, waiting for God knows what.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,523 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Illogical and Inevitable by SerenityWritesSlash reviews
High School; The final frontier. James T. Kirk, self proclaimed dweeb, hated by women, finds himself a new friend out of a scholarship student named Spock. Though, friendship might turn into something else. Really, what is the logical result of two lonely people getting thrown together? K/S, slowly towards the end. 21st century AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Closetstuck by L100Meganium reviews
"Well, I don't know about you, Egbert, but this has been more like Seven Minutes in Hell than Seven Minutes in Heaven." John/Karkat oneshot. My first foray into the delightfully wild world of Homestuck fanfiction! Rated T because Karkat can't keep his speech G-rated.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
In Spades by ArixaBell reviews
Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stay With Me by obsessedStuck reviews
Karkat hates having nightmares but he doesn't want to bother John to stay with him every single time.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Scheherazade by koi no yokan reviews
As Tavros Nitram watches another burgundy-dripping chunk of his predecessor being hauled out of the Chamber of the Grand Highblood, it occurs to him once again that his life might, in fact, uh, suck. (Gam/Tav) AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Under the Bluest of Skies by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Cardverse!USUK. Alfred is a peasant chosen to become the next King of Spades. With a cranky Queen whose eyebrows are the least of defaults and a war with Clubs looming on the horizon, Alfred will have to learn to make the right decisions, to rule a country and his private life at the same time, and to love someone he'd never thought he'd fall for. "Find the magic binding you both."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,647 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] Canada, France
Breaking the Mold by RussoGermany reviews
High School AU: Arthur was a high school senior. He hated the jocks and everything they did, especially Alfred Jones. However, after one fateful event on the roof of the school, when hate turns to something else, does Arthur have the courage to follow through? Rated M for language and for later. Cover art from usuklove's tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
No Pies For You by Adina Mizu reviews
It was a harmless pie right? Uh, no John, just no.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Foxfire by PixieDust291 reviews
In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
RolePlaying Games by Covert Commander reviews
Rules: 1 Must stay in character 2 Must keep same names, 'cuz calling different names would feel like cheating 3 Keep an open mind; Let the role playing games begin. Definite smut, yaoi. This is just an experiment for me to see if i could write lemons. Turns out, I can.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Visible by cylobaby27 reviews
"Just because Prussia was completely smashed didn't mean he was stumbling around—no, that was his swagger." Prussia first meets Canada when the "invisible" nation starts a bar fight during a hockey match. For Prussia, it's love at first sight. Canada just can't understand why Gilbert's still talking to him. PruCan. Rated for language and mature content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,396 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Get Yourself Back Home by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Dog tags clinking, bright smile shining, he had left to become a hero. Alone at home with two cats and lots of rain, it was ironic that it was at that exact moment that Arthur needed his hero the most. Established USUK, songfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Most Glubbin Ironic Title Evver by Anaki Starsong reviews
5 years post SBURB the kids come to Alternia for a visit. Everyone is paired off except for Dave, who Eridan finds alone and hurting. A feelings jam starts an unlikely friendship.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,956 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Eridan A., Dave S. - Complete
Looking For What? by ChamiriHatake101 reviews
Arthur is just an Brit living in Little Falls, but his life changes as soon as he comes across a sentence spray painted on a wall. He calls the number that was plastered with the sentence, but doesn't realize that simple call will change everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,693 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Bridge by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Arthur is a poet with too many dreams. Alfred is a university student with too much time to kill. Maybe it's chance they end up together, but it will take more than chance to keep them there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fireworks by AnorexicWalrus reviews
America and England spend New Year's Eve together at Japan's place.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Technological Romance by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Some endings are new beginnings, and some new beginnings are facilitated by small children, teddy bears, or the Hetalia Dating Service. M for later chapters. AU. SuFin. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,572 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A RAPE Brigade Christmas Story by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Russia just wanted to have fun. America just wanted to be Santa for a day. Prussia just wanted to get back to Canada. England just wanted to go home and be screwed by America. Join the R.A.P.E Brigade as they save Christmas! Non-crack USUK Implied PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Misery Business by redhaze03 reviews
Karkat Vantas waited too long for John Egbert to let a little thing like Vriska get in his way.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Love Is Blind by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, some Franada. After Arthur is blinded in an accident, his social life becomes all but nonexistent. One day, though, his old friend Francis introduces him to a man named Alfred. . . . Two-shot, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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Just for Us reviews
It's summer and Misaki and Shinbou are ready to enjoy it! But what's gonna happen when Usagi-san steps into their little love story? And what happens when Takahiro finds out about Misaki's love life? Part two of the "Stay With Me?" series.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,900 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Misaki T., Shinobu T.
Stay With Me? reviews
When Usagi-san gets drunk and kicks Misaki out and Miyagi cheats on Shinobu, what are these two Ukes to do? Upon stumbling upon him, Shinobu realizes he wants to be with Misaki, but what happens when Usagi-san tries to take Misaki back? READ TO FIND OUT!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,066 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Misaki T., Shinobu T. - Complete
The English Prince and the Wooden Box reviews
Based off of James Thurber's "The Princess and the Tin Box", here's a Valentines day special from me to you; a Hetalia fanfic with a twist ending. One-shot with Prince!England. Possible alternate ending for chapter 2. Maybe. Read !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - England/Britain - Complete