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 Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. What is there to say that you'd be interested in? I am a Potter fan, as you will notice by the content of my stories. I do not mind constructive criticism. Severus Snape (RIP) always was and always will be my favorite HP character! So don't be surprised if most of my stories are about that dark, mysterious, and uberly-interesting person. |
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In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,950 - Reviews: 3344 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 8/7/2005 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16465 - Favs: 12,801 - Follows: 10,919 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 4,633 - Follows: 5,405 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Secrets Are Walls That Keep Us Alone by procrastin8or951 reviews
What ever happened to Sirius Black, infamous Marauder? Everything in his life is going wrong: his grades slip, his abuse from his parents is no longer a secret. His friends know he's sick, but they can't stop him. Anorexia is all he has left. MWPP Trigger warnings for anorexia, bulimia, EDNOS, and abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 117,603 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Tears of Healing by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Ignores HBP and DH. Severus and Harry have to resume their Occlumency lessons in Harry's 7th year. After a bad start, Harry gradually learns to control his emotions and Severus learns to reveal them: a tentative bond develops...Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5542 - Favs: 8,546 - Follows: 4,326 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7355 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Father by black-phoenix-warrior reviews
Harry learns the truth about his heritage and not in the way he imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,022 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pantogogue by BC reviews
Slash SSHP. Severus' POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usual, it falls to me to save the brat... for the price of 'only' my soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,985 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Union of Doom by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Set after Harry's 7th year, omits HPB and DH. Harry and Severus are forced to marry each other in order to defy Voldemort. Times become even darker for the two wizards...but is there still hope in spite of all? Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,169 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In An Alternate Universe by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,434 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5638 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Don't Forget by Lupus reviews
Bella jumped from the cliff but she hit her head and doesn't remember who Edward is. What happens when he comes back? What will she say to this beautiful stranger? Where do the Volturi come into this? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,203 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Silver Doe by HeidiBug731 reviews
If Ron hadn't come to Harry's rescue when he was trying to get the Gryffindor sword out of the pool, what might have happened? Written post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Let You Go by CharloBlack reviews
On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,177 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Birthday Present by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 885,268 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Jack Sparrow Does Hogwarts by Severus. . . please reviews
Capt. Jack Sparrow harrasses a few of our favorite Hogwarts staffstudents... starting with Snape. Meant to be funny and make very little sense... but would you really have it any other way with Jack?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 7,053 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,858 - Reviews: 8040 - Favs: 12,146 - Follows: 4,686 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Forsaken by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPDM - Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,363 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 9,513 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Playing Pretend by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
COMPLETE...HGSS, HGPW. Summer after 6th year at Grimmauld place. Hermione learns about love and being loved from two very different men. One man loves her, and the other won't let himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,376 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Who Woulda Thunk It? by jessebelle reviews
Now Completed! AU and After Hogwarts. One bad day ends up changing the rest of Hermione's life, but in a good way. She ends up with new friends, a new job, and eventually a new love interest, George. Follow her as a bad day leads to something wonderful!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,447 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Touch Of Innocence by IceJin reviews
Frieza adopts an orphaned newborn, thinking he can raise it to be a monster like he is...but things don't go quite as planned. oo formatting fixed oo
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Frieza - Complete
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Cracked Moon reviews
Crackfics! Sometimes, not all is right with the mind... And stories like this are the result. Ch 1: Bella KNOWS Edward can't eat, but one day she offers lemonade and cookies--and just as Edward was getting ready to admire himself again!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Not Like This reviews
When Bella jumped off the cliff, Alice didn't see anything, and Jacob didn't make it back to the beach in time to pull her out of the sea when he did. What happens to Bella when no one is there to save her? Ch 12 now up! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
One Crazy Sunday reviews
A series of ficlets to let off steam when working on my other stories... Ch 9--Harry and Voldemort face off in the most unlikely of places: the Jerry Springer show! Read and review, thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Payback reviews
Three years have passed since Lily, James, and Remus died. Voldemort's wraith has been in Ministry custody since then, but that's not enough for Severus. Sequel to FFNMW. Ch 17 up! Another Horcrux? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,089 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Severus S., Voldemort
Saving Lily reviews
Severus never joined the Dark. He flees the country to avoid the Dark side's clutches, but still they pursue him. Back in England, Lily is attacked. After suffering a partial Dementor's Kiss, can Severus save her? Is there a way to make her whole again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The M Word reviews
Seven years after defeating Voldemort, Harry's got a new challenge raising Dudley's magical son when Dudley decides to try his hand at pro boxing. DH compliant, but AU after ending. R&R! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Friends Forever No Matter What reviews
What if Lily forgave Snape's transgression in DH? How different would life have been? Not your ordinary fic... Complete! Read and review please! Undergoing some changes as of 2/21/08--betaed and better than ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete