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A Magical Bond by C.Queen reviews
The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 229,739 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Light Surrounding You by SunMonTue reviews
Sequel to Into the Light, which was a sequel to Into the Dark. This is a slow, relatively fluffy, romance between Kurt and Dave. You will need to have read the other two stories for this to make any sense whatsoever. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,073 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Online and Anonymous by SunMonTue reviews
By day Dave is a quiet attentive school student, but by night he's a smut-writing fanfic-writer who ships Johnlock. Kurt's never heard of fanfiction before Blaine tells him about it but he's about to be exposed to a whole new world. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,559 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Coquetry and the Culinary Arts by louisestrange reviews
Dave's goals have changed with almost every other aspect of his life. After failing to get into his chosen college, he takes a risk and tries something else he never had the guts to do before, leaving sports behind to train as a chef at the Culinary Institute of America. But he can't outrun his past when he meets a familiar face that gets friendlier by the day. !Flirting&food porn!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,011 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Laws of Thermodynamics by SunMonTue reviews
Dave is a nerd/geek, he's smart, and he just wants to survive highschool. Kurt is a popular Cheerio in desperate need of a tutor to boost his gpa.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
New Age by SunMonTue reviews
AU. A new age is being created, brought about by multiple bioterrorism attacks across the world. The need to help his father leaves Kurt in the hands of one of the potentially most powerful men in the country until his friends can return for him. If he survives his time there at all that is.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Ambrosia by SunMonTue reviews
Dave is a head chef and Kurt is a diner with many and some severe food allergies. They eventually meet despite the best intentions of one of the waitresses. Almost a PWP (Porn without Plot), but not quite. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Of Comic Cons, Cacti, Rock Stars & Hard Candy by Celesteennui reviews
FutureFic. In the wake of a shitty breakup, Dave's path crosses with that of the last person he ever expected to see again. A How-To on getting over life's nasty little curveballs all wrapped up in humor, drama, insanity and tied with a smutty bow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,362 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Boy's Club by RZZMG reviews
Shy, insecure Albus Potter has been tasked by his dad to infiltrate the secret club, "Skull & Serpent" led by Scorpius Malfoy, his long-time crush. Can he betray the boy he loves for familial duty? A coming of age story with HOT SLASH. 2012 HPNextGenFest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Watch The Lights Go Wild by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
When Blaine refuses to consummate their carnal relationship before leaving for a two-month vacation in Europe, Kurt knows he is in dire need of help. After all, Health classes and pamphlets can only get you so far. Pre-3rd season. Kurtofsky, Kurt/Dave.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Into the light by SunMonTue reviews
Kurt, Dave and Blaine all have to deal with the fallout of what happened in "Into the darkness". This is going to be a multi-chaptered sequel and will be eventual Kurtofsky. Emphasis on the eventual. The M isn't for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,964 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Tree without blossoms by SunMonTue reviews
Set in 2025 Kurt and Dave's lives intertwine again, proving just how small the world really is, and how Fate has a twisted sense of humour. AU from end of Season 2 and started before Season 3 started screening. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,208 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Take Me For Who I Am by claire-kay reviews
After the fall out of their kiss, Dave attempts to apologise and Kurt finds it easier to accept than he first anticipated.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Homecoming by SunMonTue reviews
This is an almost completely smutty one/two-shot sequel to "To safely go home". It starts as the story left off with Kurt having just gotten his memory back and is in bed with Dave. It's also kind of fluffy. A lot fluffy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Moving Forward by MissBMarie reviews
It's senior year, and Dave is still trying to face his demons. He's working to focus on his own problems, but it seems fate has a way of bringing him full circle, back to Kurt. Eventual Kurtofsky. M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,929 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
To safely go home by SunMonTue reviews
When Kurt is almost ripped away from him Dave takes it upon himself to help him find his way back home to him. Memory loss fic. Fairly fluffy even though that wasn't the intention. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,701 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Mine for the Weekend by LizzyPoodle reviews
There are consequences when Dave and Kurt make a bet.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
Kurt gave Dave his number after Prom. And that should have been it, because Dave was never going to call. But throw in hormones, unrequited love and a pinch of summer heat during five-hour phone conversations and the sky is their limit. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,749 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
On The Outside by claire-kay reviews
In between his fake relationship with Santana, Glee club drama, threesome propositions and a knack for coming out without meaning to, staying invisble is not an easy task for Dave Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Scandals by LucyToo reviews
When an act of gay-bashing hits Lima's only gay bar, it puts the small town in a bigger media spotlight than anyone anticipates. Unfortunately that spotlight lands directly on Dave Karofsky. Slash, Klaine at the beginning, eventual Kurtofsky/Seblaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 168 - Published: 11/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
They by LucyToo reviews
It's not that their relationship is a secret. It's just that it's impossible to explain. Klainofsky future!fic, slash, threesome.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
AutoBiography by deadlycherry reviews
Kurt finds out that Karofsky wrote a book detailing his high school years. This causes him to be concerned. Very concerned. Slash, later on. Changed the rating. Fixed error in Chapter 3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Let Nothing Come Between by LucyToo reviews
Kurt loves Blaine. Blaine loves Kurt. Then along comes Dave and everything changes. Klaine, Klainofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
From Under a Cabbage Leaf by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
The second sequel, to my Kurtofsky future!fic, Spaces in Your Togetherness. Dave and Kurt decide to start a new chapter in their relationship - becoming parents. Rated M for smut because even people with kids like to get it on too
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,308 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Walk Through the Fire by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
After relocating to Wisconsin for grad school, Kurt's apartment building catches on fire, rendering him temporarily homeless. When his rescuer turns out to be someone from his past, what will happen next? Rated M for language and Kurtofsky smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,107 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Till the Sun Breaks Down by poetikat reviews
When nightmares become real and civilization seems like a distant memory, what's left for the survivors? Kurt, Santana and Dave struggle to survive in a country devastated by a zombie outbreak. Canon up to 2.18
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,072 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Spaces In Your Togetherness by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is a rising star in the Chicagoland wedding/event planning scene. Will all go awry when he and Dave Karofsky meet again? It's Kurtofsky, people - if you don't ship it, don't read it. Rated M for future smutty chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,078 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Loathing by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I've always felt like Elphaba: an outcast in my school for how I look, how I act, wanting to be free. And yet I feel quite sympathetic with Glinda at the moment, because I simply cannot stand who my assigned roommate is!.:.eventual Kurt/Dave. college fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,040 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
At age 25, Kurt Hummel goes out into the 'real world' looking for work in the theatres of Chicago; there's less competition there for roles than in New York. During callbacks for Rent, however, Kurt meets a blast from his past... .:. Dave/Kurt future!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete