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Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Mortal Instruments.


The Twelve Statements of Truth

1. You are reading this.

2. You are still reading this.

4. You are beginning to think this is a waste of your time.

5. You did not realize that there was no 3.

6. You just checked to see.

7. You are smiling.

8. Your smile just got bigger.

9. You've stopped smiling so that I will be wrong.

11. You think that this is totally weird, a waste of your time, and cool at the same time.

12. You didn't realize that there was no 10.

13. You just checked.

14. And now you're smiling again.

12 Things To Know About Me:

1. I'm 14.

2. I love full stops.

3. I hate potatoes unless they're in crisps or chips.

4. I'm from Essex but (*gasp*) do not fake tan.

5. I chatter when I'm confused.

6. I have all the initiative of a blonde.

7. I actually have a friend who is blonde, and she's cleverer than me. By a lot.

8. I have the worlds most out of control curly brown hair.

9. I am convinced clumsy people like me should have a competition for the Clumsy Cup.

10. I do not drink coffee or alcohol because I simply do not want to.

11. Lately I've lost lots of lists and lamented the lack lack of them in life.

12. Guess what? I read fanfiction all the time. It's an obsession that's eating my brain.

I want to enrich your life and make all your troubles go away, and give you the gift of an unending source of fun and amusement. Find a swivel chair (if you don't have one, die) and find a big space and have someone push you round till you've gained some speed. Then you let go, you hold out your arms, and then you pull into a ball position and IT IS GOES REALLY FAST. Ta da. Everlasting joy!

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fan fiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

4. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Thou shalt not switch randomly.

5. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fan fiction. It is probably rather hilarious.

6. Thou shalt not use emoticons such as :-) in a fan fiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

7. Thou shalt try to keep characters in character!

8. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

9. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

10. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

11. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

12. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and that thou are perfect in every way, but our eyes wilt burn to read about how you end up with the main character.

13. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

14. Thou shalt not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

15. Thou shalt show and not tell.

16. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

17. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

18. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

19. Thou art not EVER to make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

20. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and makes angels weep.

21. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before thou write the fic. If thou can not, thou shall USE WIKI OR BE SMITE FROM THY EARTH.

22. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses.

23. Thou shalt never exclaim 'im good at gramar' on thy beta reading profile, or thy will be subject to fan fiction damnation.

I Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink,

so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

that I didn't drink and drive,

though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,

And your advice to me was right.

The party finally ended,

and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,

Sure to get home in one piece.

I never knew what was coming,

Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,

Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high.

Because he chose to drink and drive,

now I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me,

like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven,

put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

Mom I'm getting really scared

These are my final moments,

and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile - please note I didn't write this:-)

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Reckoner by MiSSxMELON reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Shake It Out by Ninazadzia reviews
"Just trust me, okay? I don't get why that's so hard-" "Because you haven't told me the truth!" "You want to know the truth? Alright, fine. I never stopped loving you." Because the past always has a way of resurfacing, especially for Cato, Clove, Glimmer and Marvel. Sweet Nothing sequel, inspired by Florence and the Machine. T for sex.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,638 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Coffee Provides Resuscitation by sunnywinterclouds reviews
AU. The new guy behind the counter tells a lot of bad jokes. Annabeth can't bring herself to mind too much. Warning: puns.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
What Might Have Been by MaryAnn1819 reviews
Katniss struggles to survive life in District 12 and begins to reconsider her feelings for her best friend. AU. No games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,903 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Knightingale by DBlaZe reviews
What if Snow used the Quarter Quell to punish Katniss in a different way? The new rule: the chosen tribute picks a partner. Snow sends Prim to the games, but not wanting him to get his way, Gale volunteers as her partner. The Games are just the beginning. Spanning from the announcement of quarter quell through the end of the series. Multiple and evolving pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 192,983 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Close Quarters by sunnywinterclouds reviews
In which Annabeth and Rachel are roommates and Percy is the best kind of problem.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Sweet Nothing by Ninazadzia reviews
"Clove, do you like him or not?" "No!" "Well, that's a shame." "Why?" "Because he's been in love with you for over a year. What, couldn't you tell?" Marvel, Glimmer, Cato and Clove can't stop giving each other sweet nothings. A series of drabbles, Career centric. AU, high school setting. T for sex
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Cato, Clove
I can still do this by significationary reviews
What if Peeta fell while they ran to the Cornucopia? Katniss has to figure out how to live without her better half, and discovers nobody's who she thought they were - including herself. Cato/Katniss friendship, eventual Kato love
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,510 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Partner in Crime by Huff The Puff reviews
George Weasley never did get over losing his twin brother Fred Weasley in the Battle of Hogwarts. This is his letter to his brother a year after his death. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
City of Retribution by DeLeyano reviews
Simon never got his mark; the vampires never helped fight in the war; Sebastian bested Jace; Clary did not portal to Lake Lynn; and Valentine got his wish. What would the world be like in Valentine's hands? Catastrophic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Clary F., Raphael - Complete
For The First Time by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth Chase has never fallen in love, atleast not until now. Her parents died in a tragic fire, and she's adopted into NYC with a new family. Percy Jackson is Goode High's hottest jock in school. What happens when their worlds collide? Percabeth, AU, T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Violent Conundrum by waywardbard reviews
What starts off as a collection of information for James quickly becomes something way over Sirius' head. Co-written in 26-Jul-2005. AU One shot, SB/LE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Onset of Autumn by Eribeth Whitlock reviews
Voldemort is dead. Most of the surviving Death Eaters have been captured. Life is slowly going back to normal - and Harry, Ron and Hermione have new careers ahead of them, but someone's watching. Someone who isn't quite ready to admit defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 316,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Superman by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, NicoAnnabeth & Percabeth/ She goes to his room whenever she's tired and eventually, after a lot of arguing with himself and tons of self-loathing, he'll climb in next to her and try to convince himself this isn't the worst type of betrayal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Nico A. - Complete
The Naboo Chronicles by REV042175 reviews
Post TPM AU: How would Anakin Skywalker's destiny change if the Jedi refused to train him and he remained on Naboo? How would this event affect the unfolding of history? Anakin, Padme, ObiWan, Sabe, HMs, Shmi, Siri & the Exile.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 175,855 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
What Might Have Been by lorien829 reviews
Harry and Hermione's newly realized future is threatened by a Marriage Law. May have Hermione also paired with some other character in an arranged relationship! Epilogue up...Complete! Reviews are always welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,157 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate and Toffee by ElfFlame reviews
Seamus wants them both. SFDT, SFBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
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Soft and Drunk reviews
He wraps his arm around her, lets the words sink in. For a long time, she says nothing... "Haymitch… can we get drunk?" He can't pinpoint when she turned his world upside down, but he knows that he holds her hand every day yet can't kiss her lips. He's her crutch, her support, her mentor. But more than anything he's her best friend, and he loves her. Caesar's Palace one-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Katniss E., Haymitch A.] - Complete
The Dawn of Hell reviews
She was the angel child, the supposed saviour. He, the borderline-rogue vampire that led the New York Clan. When he saves her life, offers her his protection and hides her from Sebastian, she has no choice but to accept his help - no matter what he wants in return. Set post-City of Glass. Non-Canon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Clary F., Raphael]
Lost reviews
Mental illness. It was just a label - just a word some stuffy Professors used. They didn't understand, didn't get it, didn't know what it was like to lose yourself. Harry. Cho. Ginny. A million ways to suffer, a million ways to end up but only one way to cope. Self-harm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Cho C.
Sing Me To My Paradise reviews
Oh, but how she misses them, their laughter in the night. Who says Katniss really got her happily ever after? Who says love can be defined by words or reality? She feels their love when she needs it most and it makes her stronger, wiser, better - she can see the truth when they tell her how. She sees what she has to do. Mad!Katniss, bit of weird fic - written for Starvation Forum.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Ring Me in Sky Circles reviews
'Loss has changed me, but my future has remade me and my past is but shadows to me now' - Annie, on one dark night, when she abandons her slippers and her crows and stops watching from her window. Winner of the 'The Hunger Awards' December One-Shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - [Finnick O., Annie C.]
The Blood Of You reviews
The day the venom took over Peeta, because sometimes there is no such thing as healing and the truth can not be edited from the mind. Love is no protective shield around us, but a treasured gift we must put aside when fighting for our lives. One-shot, post-Mockingjay pre-epilogue. Sort of drabble like. Product of a bad day.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Burning Rain reviews
Katniss realises that waking from a nightmare in Gale's arms isn't dangerous, and that love doesn't listen to the boundaries of right and wrong. Set after Gale's whipping, no lemons. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [Katniss E., Gale H.] - Complete