Celtic Wonder
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Joined 12-08-11, id: 3506361, Profile Updated: 02-04-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, X-Men: The Movie, Chuck, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

To be afraid of nothing, is to be a fool. To stand up and face your terrors is to be truly brave.

Belief is a powerful thing, a precious thing. But when placed in the hands of finite beings, it is twisted and maimed to thier own ends.

The only certainty we have in life, is death. So why fear the inevitable?

Respect is no ones birthright, is only ever earned.

A man has a code of honor, a set of rules he will always obey, no matter how evil or few they may seem.

A life without insanity is hardly worth living.

A rose by ay other name still has it's thorns.

You can tell the charachter of a man by observing how he acts when the chips are down. Most are worthless, some are good, and a rare few are exceptional.

If you want peace, prepare for war.

The dangerous man isn't loud, boastful, and in the spotlight. The dangerous man is quiet, humble, and concealed in shadows.

We all bleed the same color.

When life hand you lemons, you can do one one of two things, either add Vodka and chill or send them back at high velocity, preferably attached to a cinder block or other heavy object.

Beware the the beaten dog, he may decided he's had enough bull and fight back.

Never argue with your parents, just agree, smile, and wait 'till they're in the retirement home.

Never argue with your children, they choose your retiement home.

Duct tape hurts.

Always remember, someone, somewhere, thinks you're an idiot.

Somtimes the best thing you can do is walk away.


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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!


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If you're weird and proud of it, post either of these cute rabbits on your profile page! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

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I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you fall for it, please put it on your profile as well! It's very funny, seening as how I fell for it too

Hush, little sister

Please don't cry

I wish I could be there

To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms

Bloodied and bruised

That's strange, little sister

Mine were like that too

I know you scream

When Daddy's there

Hush, little sister

I know you're scared

I can see the way

He's hurting you

I'm sorry, little sister

He did that to me too

I know that people

Ignore what's going on at home

That makes me angry, little sister

You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister

You wanna know why I'm not there?

It's a sad story, little sister

But people should care

You see, little sister

One day Daddy got high

You were asleep in your crib

So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me

And smashed my head against the door

While you slept, little sister

I died on the floor

You know, little sister

I don't think that I would have died

If someone had only bothered

To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister

Daddy's coming home

Quick, get into bed

You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister

He's in a bad mood

Run while you can

Uh oh little sister

He's lifting his belt

Scream while you can, little sister

Call for help

Hush little sister

You don't need to cry

No one can hurt you

You're in my arms tonight.

--Unknown.

CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE.

- Honor's dagger from Fenrir. Just, imagine it without the wolf pic's.

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Red John's New Obsession by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Fem!Harry. Abby Potter moved away from Britain when the war ended to escape. Red John found the one girl who is unlike any other. Patrick Jane is curious of John's new target.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 1/19/2012
Green Eyes by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
Hannah Potter decided it was time to find her brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester, after the death of Cedric Diggory and the treatment she received in England. female!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,472 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
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Mates reviews
Althea Robert's, a feral mutant, is in Vegas for a holiday with friends when she runs into a familiar face, someone she can't resist. Someone who causes her feral side to submit to him. LEMON! Possesive Victor! Victor Creed/OC. One shot!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sabretooth - Complete
Breaking Free reviews
Dark Fic! Fem!Harry, Honor Potter is out for revenge against those who have wronged her. The wizarding world and her muggle tormentors are going to pay. And with the help of her two mates, she's going to do what Voldemort couldn't. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,637 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Sanguini
Batman's Witch reviews
I've attempted my own Hp/Batman crossover, the details for which are on Whitetigerwolf's other challanges forum. Betrayed, Midnight Potter and Hermione Granger escape to Gotham to be able to live their lives.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 338 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman
The New Darkness reviews
After Voldemort's defeat in sixth year, and Harry's betrayal, Hermione plans to bring about the fall of the light, with Harry as her right hand man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Strange Team reviews
A witch who used to date a vampire, her brother who holds all the secrets of the government in his head and her trigger hapy current boyfriend. Could it get any wierder for Isabella Bartowski's team? Well, throw in her ex and his family and well... yeah!
Crossover - Twilight & Chuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Bella, Casey/Alex C.