some managed mischief
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 12-08-11, id: 3507571, Profile Updated: 11-07-12
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

I'm part of a collaboration called 24 Wars for 24 Tributes. The author publishing it is 13ASB. I'm writing the girl from District 4, Emily. Please read, review, and follow the story!

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! I don't want to continue a story if nobody likes it! Suggestions are appreciated, but please BE NICE!!!!!

You have heard of both Leyna and Jeyna, both Jasper and Liper, but have you ever heard of anything other than Percabeth? NO!

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth

2. Favorite guy character? Percy Jackson

3. Favorite girl character? ANNABETH!!!!!

4. Favorite God? Hades, because he rules

5. Favoite Goddess? Artemis

6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Hades

7. Is Luke hot? YEAH

8. Would you join the hunters? Probably

9. Archery or sword fighting? SWORD FIGHTING ALL THE WAY!

10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris Messaging

11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Hestia(although she isn't really minor, she just isn't an olympian) If that answer isn't good enough, then Iris

13. Least favorite? Nemesis

14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year Round

15. Favorite couple? How is this differant from favorite pairing? percabeth, but it's the same as my favorite pairing...

16. Are you a demigod? HELL YEAH I AM!!!!!

17. Who would be your parent? Artemis(if she had kids) but since not either Athena or Hades...random I know

18. Favorite minor character? Travis Stoll, or Thalia, or Nico, or Calypso

19. Ethan or Luke? Luke

20. Favorite monster? Hydra!

You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You didn't go look at page 203 in BotL because you have it memorized

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.)

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO.

You did a happy dance when TLH came out.

You are on FanFic trying to quench your thirst for PJO until TMoA comes out in fall.


Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You're in love with a fictional character.

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo.)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number.

You want to learn Latin.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You name your pet fish Clovis

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).

You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

You try to talk to horses.

You try to summon the dead.

You try to summon lightning.

You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.


List your favorite PJATO/HOO/Both characters in no particular order, 1-12










10.)Travis Stoll



Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? do you want to? NicoxArtemis? nope

Can you recall any fics about nine? Clarrise? Yes, i wrote it.

Would two and six make a good couple? Why/Why Not? NicoxPercy...Uh...No

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? BeckondorfxClarrise or BeckondorfxTravis...BeckondorfxClarrise

What would happen if Seven walked in on two and twelve kissing? Thalia walking in on Percy and Athena kissing. She would yell at both of them for betraying Annabeth. And she would summon lightning to shock them both

Is there anything such as One/Eight fluff? AnnabethxJason? idk...

A title and summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fix: Annabeth dies and Thalia and Athena contort each other... After her death??? idk

Do any of your friends write/draw eleven? No

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? RANDOM FLUFF!!!!!

When was the last time you read/wrote a fic about five? Two days ago!

5 and 12 are in a happy realtionship until 5 dumps 12 for 3. Brokenhearted, 12 has a date with 6, an unhappy breakup with 8, and follows the wise advice of 9 and finds true love with 10.

Beckondorf and Athena are in a happy relationship until Beckondorf dumps Athena for Piper. Brokenhearted, Athena has a date with Nico, an unhappy breakup with Jason, and follows the wise advice of Clarrise and finds true love with Travis

What would you title that story if you made it real? What would the warning be? Major PJO oddness WARNING: MMMMAJOR ODDNESS!!!

HP Test


Weasley? Ginny

Character, Overall? GINNY WEASLEY!!!!!!!

Female Character? Ginny Weasley

Male Characters? Harry Potter

Group Of Characters? DUMBLEDORES ARMY!!!!

Adult? either Filch, Snape, or Dumbledore

Professor? Snape/Dumbledore

Ship? Harry/Ginny!!!!!!!

Non-Canon Ship? Luna/Neville or Dumbledore/Umbridge

Spell? Alohamora

Sweet? Chocolate frogs

Place? Aragogs home in the forbidden forest

Weasley Twin? FRED!!!!

Product? A wand, duh!

Shop? The three broomsticks

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione? Always going to happen, what with the bickering for seven years!

Harry/Hermione? ew no way! They're like siblings! That's gross!


Harry/Luna? No!

Harry/Pansy? Seriously, where does this idea come from? I don't even think they've even spoken apart from spiteful comments

Ron/Lavender? EW!

Ron/Luna? No...Ron's too mean to her.

Ron/Pansy? NO! this is just wrong

Ron/Fleur? No, that's his brother's wife, Ron's not like that!

Hermione/Draco? In AVPM it's cute, but in the books absolutely not. AVPMdracohermione

Hermione/FredORGeorge? I don't like it...ew...

James/Lily? Not really

Lily/Snape? YES!!!!

Lily/Sirius? No, that would mean Sirius would betray James.

Lily/Lupin? No! They're great friends, but wouldn't work as a couple

Tonks/Lupin? They are sooooooo cute!! he's like "I'm no good for you and too old" and she's like "I don't care!!" and they made Teddy :D

Draco/Pansy? No, Draco is actually nice inside...somewhat nice

Fred/Angelina? It could happen but I totally prefer George/Angelina

Harry/Cho? Worst pairing in the whole of HP!!!!! CHO NEEDS TO DIE AND GO TO HADES!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron? Harry

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny

Neville or Seamus? Neville

Snape or Slughorn? Snape

Fred Or George? Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione,

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

Hog’s Head Or The Three roomsticks? The Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Snape/Lily!!!!!! =)

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts (or pigfarts...)

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley all the way :)

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Knockturn Alley

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? The Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Gryffindor! I'd want to be like Hermione where she is still smart

List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Ginny

2. Lily Luna (harry and ginny's daughter)

3. Harry

4. Dumbledore

5. Hermione

6. Umbridge

7. Cho Chang (I only put her here because I hate her!!!!!!)


9. Cedric Diggory (aka edward cullen)

10. Voldemort

11. Luna

12. Romilda Vane

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Umbridge/Luna? NOOOOOOO!!!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Dumbledore? No...

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That would be weird because then Fred would be pregnant with Romildas baby

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Lily Luna and Umbridge...noooooo

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hermione with Cedric or Voldemort...VOLDEMORT!!!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

Cho walking in on Lily Luna and Romilda Vane:

Cho: romilda! Thats Harry and Ginny's daughter! Do you hate Ginny as much as I do for stealing Harry! I know! Let's team up to get revenge on her! We'll start by killing Lily Luna because I'm a psychotic creep! Yay! *KILLS LILY LUNA*

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff

Ginny and Fred...hmmmmm

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fix

Cho Chang and Romilda Vane...comforting each other because Harry and Ginny make a perfect couple and Harry doesn't like them.

10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Lily Luna, Dumbledore, Hermione?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Fred...If I Die Young

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ginny, Umbridge, Romilda..."DONT READ THIS!!!!!"

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?


14. (3) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (3), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (1).

Harry and Cho are in a happy relationship until Cedric runs off with Cho. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Luna and a brief unhappy affair with Romilda, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Ginny. OMG WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!! THAT IS SOOO WEIRD!

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?


16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

Umm. they don't really know eachother

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?

Harry, Umbridge, Cedric, or Voldemort. Voldemort would be most likely, than Umbridge, than Cedric. Harry would absolutely under no circumstances would join the Order of Phoenix. jk...HARRY!

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Lilly Luna, Hermione,Fred, Luna. None of them would!

19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?

Ginny/Umbridge or Lily Luna/ Dumbledore...neither

20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Seeing Harry come back holding Cedric Diggory's dead body has always haunted Hermione. What happens when Diggory's ghost begins to haunt her, asking for help?

(I know...random)

21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?


22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Ginny/Lily Luna or Cedric Diggory/Hermione...Cedric/Hermione cause Lily Luna is Ginny's daughter

23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?

Ginny,Umbridge, Fred, Voldemort...VOLDEMORT!!!!(actually probably Ginny)

24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Cedric Diggory/Umbridge...hmmm...this ones hard...DIGGORY!!!!!

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see someone scold her brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know
Percy Jackson isn't an obsession
Its a way of life, you know...

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say.

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Fave Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus pairings

Katie Gardner-Travis Stoll(randomness but they belong together!)
Tyson-Ella(Their so cute together!)
Leo-Jenny(a daughter of Athena. she's only mentioned a few times though)

Fave HP pairings

Ron-His pillow
Cho-Horrible painful death and then rotting forever in the Fields of Punishment

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "Ahhh! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Wow. I must really be an idiot.


x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth. (only when I'm with my mom or sister at home)
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 12/25


x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
x You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing.
Total: 24/25

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Harry and Ginny
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Yeah right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they?!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fricken floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the heck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?!?

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?


Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

People are dying in a war based on inaccurate facts. Our goverment is corrupt. Gas prices still keep going up. Homes are being destroyed in natural disasters. Children are being abused by their families. The local pedophile may be a priest. Poverty still exists even though we are the richest nation. There is still no cure for AIDS. All these and you are still going to focus on a persons sexuality?

Top 71 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Hold an auction.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

31. Throw a rave.

32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and"camp out" for the weekend.

50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

51. Shout "Food fight!"

52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

57. Make sushi.

58. Shave.

59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

61. Practice your kung fu.

62. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

64. Fly a model airplane.

65. Do yoga.

66. Play the accordion

67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Memoirs of a Redheaded Witch by My Wicked Quill reviews
Ginny Weasley was always overlooked. Always the youngest, Always the smallest, And was never… really given the chance to let her voice be heard. But sometimes the best insight comes from those who were always in the background. Now, it's her time. CHECK OUT THE NEW 2017 edits and chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,877 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters, and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,325 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 2,533 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Finnick & Annie by finnick-life-ruiner reviews
Finnick Odair and Annie Cresta were best friends and then Finnick got reaped for the Hunger Games... after he became a victor everything changed. This is his story before, during and after The Hunger Games Trilogy, told from his perspective. This is the side of him Katniss never told you about.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 135,018 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Finnick O., Mags, Pres. Snow, Annie C.
100 different ways by Princess Diana Artemis reviews
[UPDATE: I'm going to try and publish the last seven stories and get this over with, they're there, just not finished.] I've decided to do the 100 stories challenge. Hope you people like it! People I've boosted up the Rating for future chapters!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 98 - Words: 65,570 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Lost Daughter of Athena by outofstyle95 reviews
"She's dead. Almost a year now." the son of the sea god says. "No," the satyr interrupts. " I saw with my own eyes. But I know there's" The Doors of Death are closed. Along with Annabeth trapped inside, who sacrificed her own life for the sake of the world. Now it's been a year...or so they thought. Vengeance. Lies. Chaos. Love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,495 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J.
Secrets by JulyB96 reviews
Kronos is back, but this time he is taking a different approach and of course none other than Percy Jackson is involved. With his friends at his side Percy has to fight for not only his life, but their parents as well . . . literally.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Broken Glass by AliciaHarmony18 reviews
When your cousin has gotten his girlfriend pregnant, your best friend is a guy - specifically the guy you've always been told to avoid - and you've got the pressure of being Head Girl, Quidditch Captain and an excellent student, as well as finding a date to the mid-year ball, things can get a little hectic. Final year might be a lot harder than I thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,739 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Be Happy by morbidbookworm reviews
A series of random, mostly unconnected oneshots set in canon-verse, most of which are happy and amusing. All canon couples, (and Solangelo totally counts as canon). Some Leyna in chapters 4, 14, 17 and 27 which were written before BOO. Also a few minor character non canon couples that in no way interfere with the canon couples.T for swearing and some other stuff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 54,379 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Crush, Love, Propose by koalacutie reviews
100 word challenge all about the romance in the series. A lot of Puckabrina, though there are lot of other couples. Short, sweet, funny, and romantic!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 48,638 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Harry Potter is Dead by deepblue1028 reviews
One year after Harry's death, his friends still struggle to bring Voldemort down. Ginny, driven insane with loss and longing, holds on to the Resurrection Stone, unable to let Harry go. But Voldemort must be defeated - with or without The Chosen One. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,032 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Finnick and Annie: Contained, Book 3 by howtobeanamateurwriter reviews
Finnick thought he had fought for her. He thought he had won... but, he was wrong. The story of Annie's games. The final book to the Finnick and Annie series. Rated T because it is Hunger Games. Suzzane Collins owns The Hunger Games and the characters within.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,806 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
A Thousand Years by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
Forced to work together on an architecture project, Annabeth and Percy both knew it was going to be a bad experience. What they didn't expect were themselves opening up to each other. Late nights together are bound to take its toll. AU. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,153 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Cannon's Harpy by st122 reviews
Ginny begins her life after school and a career in Quidditch. How will her new coach change her life? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,794 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter Finally Graduates by hemerocallis reviews
The story begins where J.K Rowling ends. It covers the seventh year of Harry and his friends, told from Ginny's point of view. The students face new hazards and learn the true nature of Hogwarts as they help the Order establish a democratic government.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,810 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by Final Phantasy reviews
Thalia visits camp. She and Nico start becoming closer and closer. They become really good friends but sadly all visits must come to an end. They form a secret romance but what happens when Artemis hears Nico and Thalia out in the forest? Thalico fluff!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,576 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Old Friends, New Feelings by ecb327 reviews
**Please visit my profile to access my AO3. I am no longer active here.** Four years after going to the Institute, the Benedict Society attempts to settle into a fairly normal life. Things don't go quite as planned, however, and before they know it, they're engaged in yet another battle.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,901 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kate W., Sticky W., Reynie M., Constance C.
Blood of the Birds by Fib1123581321 reviews
Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, and Albus Potter are about to enter their fifth year at Hogwarts. Though the trio is as close as ever, tension is rising in the wizarding world. The Pure-blood front is surfacing again, but will love be enough this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 571,517 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Thin Lines by cuddlebear992 reviews
"Miss Ginny Weasley: Under the new marriage act you have been found eligible and had your name submitted to the Magical Marriage Committee for matching. We are pleased to inform you that you have had a 94% match with Mr. Draco Malfoy." My life was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,955 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Young Love by lostandmisplaced reviews
Young Love at Camp Halfblood. First Chapter you get to take a drive with Percy and Annabeth. Second Thalia helps Nico when he's hurt. Soon there will be all your favorite characters and pairings. Drawing by burdge-bug on Deviant Art.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,360 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Owned by speccy13 reviews
Finnick's story and the story of the rebellion, starting with the 65th Hunger Games. As a victor Finnick's life is no longer his own. Snow wants him as his puppet. The rebels want him to be a leader and a hero. Finnick just wants Annie. With edits for 2017.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 153 - Words: 350,226 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Arranged Marriage by ever afters reviews
It was an arranged marriage. Therefore, there were supposedly no feelings involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Together At Last by Hotness-and-music reviews
This is set after that Titan war but Percy never disappeared. Annabeth is attending Goode High with Percy but unfortunately it isn't as easy as she thought, new characters will make sure she has a hard time being happy with Percy at her new School.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
As Normal As Demigodly Possible by iamamedicaldoctor reviews
Annabeth and Percy just wanted some time to be normal for once, but the Fates had other plans. They have to try to make sense of why a curious little boy and two teens might mean the end of the world. And what in Zeus's name does Athena have to do with it? Old friends, new friends, and timeless secrets are revealed as the story goes on. Art by Burdge. *NOW REVISED*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,641 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Rose Petals & Dung Bombs by CourageConConfidence reviews
A series of one-shots about the second generation, covering all genres from romance to adventure, contains mild language!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hermione, Daughter of Hecate by Harpygirl24 reviews
Hermione gets news that she never expected. She's the daughter of Hecate and her skills will be needed during her second year. A Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,714 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Hecate - Complete
In My Life by alverixorcustransfrogamorphus reviews
There are several years throughout one's lifetime that one finds the most memorable. These are seven of Rose's most memorable years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Changing Fate by ShineBrighterThanTheStars reviews
Percy and Annabeth's lives are changing. They're forced to leave Camp Half-Blood to start a new life. It's a dangerous world. How will they deal with loss, love and the reawakening of old enemies?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,195 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
loves twisted ways by tonkslunabellatrixniamhx reviews
Lust, Fear, Murder... A new war has started, deatheaters have regrouped, looking for the key that will return their master to his rightful place, With a war raging and a world in conflict can they find her before its too late? For a Malfoy, a certain red-head slytherin, a younger sister and the charming Potter seventh year, it seems, will be a RIOT. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,156 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Love and Life by JMbroadwayfan reviews
Oneshots. Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, James/Lilly, Scorp/Rose, ect
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows The Struggle by thefanfictiongirl reviews
This is a story about Neville,Ginny,Luna and Draco's seventh year at Hogwarts. Based primarly on the books and movies it explains the emotions, thoughs and motivations behind their actions. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,523 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Ginny W., Neville L.
Colliding Together by Anonymous001 reviews
Begins with 69th Hunger Games. She crept up on me. Fallout over Finnick's responsibility to the Capitol. Unexpected 70th Hunger Games reaping but not because Annie was reaped. 70th Hunger Game. Life after becoming victor. Struggle. Heal. Alternating Annie and Finnick's POV
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 243,949 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
24 Tributes, 24 Wars by 13ASB reviews
The 34th Hunger Games arrive with typical fanfare - but in this year's violent testament to a man's iron will, each tribute carries their own burden behind the pageantry of bloodsport. Discover the secret behind the victims and victor of the 34th Games, told through the words of the tributes themselves.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,620 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow
The Order of the Phoenix Kidnaps Annabeth Chase by mystiquewitch reviews
Annabeth is in England looking for a new demigod, when she comes across a boy who is being attacked, by what she is told are dementors after helping weird poeple show up and takes her to a creepy house, were she learns the boy she helped is the demigod she was looking for, now she has to get him to camp half-blood. REDONE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,186 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Piper M. - Complete
Unexpected Field Trip by Ambrette reviews
With Annabeth's school getting out a day earlier for winter break than the other Manhattan schools, she takes a trip to the Met. Her little excursion takes an interesting turn when she meets a school group on a field trip. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Taken and Hidden by Kaplan Au reviews
When in London on vacation, Percy is mistaken for Harry and dragged away by Death Eaters. At the same time, the Order "rescues" Annabeth and hides her at Hogwarts to protect her. After SoN and during 6th year. 1st Fanfic, so no flames please
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,723 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ginny W., Annabeth C.
Powerless by Innoverse reviews
MOA SPOILERS. Annabeth can't sleep. The nightmares follow her every night, attacking her in her sleep and taking what should be a peaceful release. And every night, Percy watches her struggle with the memories, unable to provide any sort of of solace. He can't be completely powerless, can he? Percy's POV. K plus for angst. Percabeth, fluffy and angsty.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Enough Trouble for a Lifetime by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
The war is over. Harry is safe. But how will he continue with his adult life? My interpretation of life Post-Voldemort for the wizarding world. Canon-based.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,338 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Never Let Me Go by greenconverses reviews
Annabeth's life can be characterized in two parts: before and after the fall. This is the beginning of the second half. Post-Mark of Athena, Percy/Annabeth. Spoilers. Warnings inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Mark Of Athena by Blondie B. Happy reviews
"Wisdom's Daughter Walks Alone, The Mark of Athena Burns Through Rome. He Must Let Go and Accept Her Fate, Or the Entire World Shall be at Stake. Flames Will Spread Because of Her Pride, The Giant's Return Will Cause One to Die." And if one is to die, then who will it be? The Giant War has only just begun for the seven half-bloods of prophecy. Complete! Read/Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 123,132 - Reviews: 3349 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Together by morbidbookworm reviews
A small tribute to the ending of the Mark of Athena. One shot, spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Piper M. - Complete
Finnick and Annie: Trapped Book 2 by howtobeanamateurwriter reviews
The sequel to Finnick and Annie: How they came to be. The story of Finnick's Game. Finnick's P.O.V. First he found he has to fight for it.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,088 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
This is War by xXThisIsWarXx reviews
24 tributes go in every year, each one with their own untold story. Discover the secrets hidden deep within every tribute's head in this 24/24 collaboration of the 34th annual Hunger Games, where you can see everyone's side of the story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,103 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Other tributes
Always Go In the Water by padfootseeker reviews
One Direction, Larry Stylinson: Harry doesn't know what he's looking for until he finds it.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
Foolish by Tonksaholic reviews
Can love survive, no matter what someone does to destroy it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 274,763 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Middle by 00TheSkyIsTheLimit00 reviews
Peter Pan and Puck make a bet to see who can get Sabrina to fall in love with them first. Sorry I'm bad at summaries! Please read!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Safe House by icthestrals reviews
With the war raging around them, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy find peace and much more whilst living in the Safe House. Future AU. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 149,113 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
ReWrite: The Life of Skyler Riddle by XxPartly CloudyxX reviews
Skyler Riddle is the daughter of Lord Voldemort. This is her story! The characters are OOC, so if that annoys you please don't read this. This is all rewritten! Hope you all enjoy. Rated just in case. PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED AND ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Voldemort, OC
One Direction Imagine by PleaseMarryMeHarryStyles reviews
Basically you, the reader, and character will run into Niall and the Potatows in the most unexpected way, which, let's face it, will never happen even in our wildest dreams. But that's what FanFic is all about. Anyways, you become friends. Stuff happens, ugh, I hate stuff and eventually your torn between staying with your boyfriend of 3 years, or dating one of the boys. Enjoy.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
A Demigod Christmas by orangesquash.inc2 reviews
It's Christmas eve and the demigods are really really bored so they decided to invite a few friends and have some fun, okay the gods invited themselves but anyways you get the point...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010
911 by Shia F reviews
Percy and Annabeth has been best friends since first grade. A certain explosion leaves them living in an orphanage causing them to be even closer than ever before. Slight Percabeth. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 81 - Words: 35,421 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
High School For Annabeth Chase by flipwriting reviews
Annabeth surprises her boyfriend by transferring to Goode without him knowing.But what will happen when she finds out Percy is considered the hottest guy to walk school grounds and that a lot of girls were after him?Will Annabeth give up or fight for him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Thanks To A Cheater by AgentDoubleONight reviews
Based off my One-Shot 'Cheater'. Piper came back from her year long tour, only to find Jason had cheated on her. Will Piper find love with the one? Or will she realize the one doesn't exist?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,864 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Piper M. - Complete
Nothing In Return by SailorChibi reviews
When an imperiused Ron destroys all bonds between the Potters and the Weasleys, Ginny is left with a terrible choice: disown herself and keep loving and supporting Harry from afar, or be forced to hate him against her will. Grey!Harry, eventual H/G Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 221,980 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Half Blood Prince by RRFang reviews
The story of "Harry Potter and the HBP", but told from the 3rd person POV of Ginny Weasley. Strictly in-canon. Suitable for anyone whom the "Harry Potter" novels themselves would be suitable for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,509 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
If It Happened This Way by HuntressofArtemis39 reviews
One person can change everything. What if there was another servant of Kronos? What if that that person found a child of the big three? What if that servant brought that child to Kronos? With Percy Jackson on the Titan's side things are going to get crazy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,124 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Percy J.
Reunion by AlexMichele reviews
Annie's been taken hostage by the capitol and this is Finnick's account of how they met and everything that happens leading up to her rescue. Slightly AU. All credit goes to Susanne Collins for such lovable characters.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Now and Forever by jesgodwin reviews
Finnick Odair married Annie Cresta, the only girl he ever loved. The couple had a happy marriage. Suddenly, Finnick must go to the Capitol and leave Annie. How would she survive without him? Please leave reviews.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Till We Say Goodbye, Larry Stylinson by biggerthanme reviews
Harry and Louis finally get together but they keep it a secret. A roller coaster ride of their lives where they're struggling with acceptance and their own feelings. One Direction/Larry Stylinson slightly AU, one-shot
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Moonbeam Music by turtledoves reviews
The theme is set, and it couldn't get any better. /Finnick teaches Annie to dance.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Annie C., Finnick O.] - Complete
Just a Nightmare by HeadSmashedInBuffaloJump reviews
An attack on Camp Half-Blood ends in not the usual victory. My first one shot Or whatever they're called
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Greetings at 12 AM by arissaprincess321 reviews
Annabeth's Birthday's tomorrow. Now what would a good Boyfriend do? Be the first to greet her at 12 AM of coarse! -ONE-SHOT-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Just As the Moon Pulls the Tides by loverofthequill reviews
"It was then that I made a decision. Whether it be a good one or not, you can decide. I took my boxers off and left them haphazardly next to her pile and drove straight into the water."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Love Does Not Allow You to Make Plans by Stuck-inside-my-dreams reviews
Major spoilers from The Council of Mirrors. My take on what happened after, "Hello, Stinky". Based on the quote spoken by Sabrina later on in the book, "Love does not allow you to make plans."
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Coming Back by Ryzxn reviews
Seth finds out his childhood friend is actually a magical creature. Right after he finds out, something tragic happens, and the rest of the gang from Fablehaven are dragged into Seth's friend's story. Rated T for...Something
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Seth S.
Promise? by LunaBeth203 reviews
To Rose Weasley nothing means more than a promise. Rose/Scorpius scenes from their life. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Trickery With A Twist by ArwenFairTinuviel reviews
A fun story set in April of HBP after Harry learns about Horcruxes. As Harry grows closer to Ginny, Dumbledore offers Harry and his friends a private class in a special kind of advanced defensive magic, just in time before they must face up to another of Draco's dangerous schemes. Little does Harry know just what this joint magic means to Severus Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,287 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Give Your Heart A Break by ever afters reviews
I looked out the window and murmured quietly, "Nothing," I faltered, not sure what to say next. "I just- I just think I made a mistake. That's all."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
April First by Airene Archerway reviews
April Fools, a Trickster's favorite holiday. You know what this means right? Although the reason Sabrina was freaking out wasn't because of the pranks. Slight Puckabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Thank You by buttercups 7273 reviews
based right after the 8th book. sabrina wakes up after a nightmare and is overwhelmed with what has happened to her family. she finds puck and they comfort eachother in the weirdest way. REALLY bad summary. sorry. read and review. puckxbrina oneshot
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Witch Weekly and the Temper of Ginny Weasley by purpleandwhitedynamite reviews
Why is Ginny so annoyed? What is Witch Weekly saying? And where do Hermione and George play into this all? A story about a very interesting article in Witch Weekly, Ginny's infamous temper, and George just making things worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Maybe by Rainbow Lagoon reviews
"I DON'T like him okay? He's annoying, he's stubborn, he's impossible, and...and he's the son of Poseidon." The daughter of Aphrodite smiled. "Are you sure you don't like him, Annabeth?" I sighed. Obviously 'No' wasn't an answer. "Maybe...just maybe."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,692 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Aphrodite's Scarf by Dovewings.of.Narnia reviews
"Somewhere, deep inside, I'd known it all along... I'd let myself fall for a boy who was destined to die." Somehow, Percy had gone from driving her crazy to being the one she cared most about. -A collection of Percabeth oneshots, spanning the series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,017 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Book We've All Been Waiting for Mark of Athena by Anabeth Jackson reviews
Percabeth. Jeyna. Frazel. Liper. The cliffhanger is killing us. My predictions for MoA. Flames accepted. New praetor elections. The new quest. An argument between Rachel and Octavian. A new giant. Rome. Rated T Cuz I'm paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Rumor Has It by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
You know that girl that everybody feels sorry for but still have time to mock? After a humiliating break-up that girl had become me. And the only solution to save me from this is the one person I can't trust...Scorpius Malfoy...Merlin help me...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,961 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Once In A Lifetime by ButaTokki45 reviews
All Annabeth Chase has ever wanted was a friend to stick up for her, stay by her side. When she visits her best friend, Thalia and Thalia's cousins, she not only finds out that she has amazing friends, but one might eventually turn into love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,208 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Thorn Amongst the Roses by jodiewrites reviews
A tale of an unlikely romance between Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. Rated T because of swearing, but nothing else. PS I promise the story's better than the summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
His Baby by blessthecharter reviews
There are just some things a father doesn't want to lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Resistance: Bloodstream by It's All In Your Mind reviews
4th in Resistance series. Annie in the Capitol/parts of Mockingjay/Finnick living. The first few chapters are VERY DARK, but it'll get cute later.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,678 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
I'd Lie by ever afters reviews
Because if anyone asked me if I loved him, I'd lie. -Rewritten-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Forgiven? by Green and Gray Goddess reviews
I froze after the word Perseus. Perseus Jackson. There it is again. That name. I slowly turned around and saw him. The guy who broke my heart a year ago. The guy that lost my trust.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
When Hope Has Failed by SongxOfxGlory reviews
Harry returns to England after four years of hiding from his loved ones in America. But the reason for his return isn't exactly what everyone thought. He's come back to protect someone that has become important to him in the past four years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,922 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
That Weasley Girl, that Malfoy Boy by lilyevans46 reviews
Her Dad had warned her about him - that Malfoy boy, on her first trip to Hogwarts. Rose had never been one to stick to the rules though - She was, after all, a Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,977 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Harry and Ginny: Broken But Still In Love by Shaunee Black reviews
Harry and Ginny are still hurting from losing so many people in the war against Voldemort. Will their love be able to ovecome this. And will Ron forgive Harry for hurting Ginny once upon a time? Find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Percy Jackson and the Hidden Problem by Enterprise-NCC-1701-A reviews
Here we go again, one more of those stories, don't read it if you don't like it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Starfish by iamamedicaldoctor reviews
Original was called 'you are so very small my starfish'. Just a little oneshot about Percy and Annabeth and their newborn daughter. Hope you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Birthday Notes by ever afters reviews
Every girl has her bestfriend, boyfriend, and true love. But you're really lucky if they're all the same person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
What Happens Now? by nerdyhpfan reviews
Three years later, Harry is ready to commit to marriage. But what happens when an unexpected mission rears it's ugly head? Rated T for later chapters. Hopefully daily updates! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Drunk by ever afters reviews
Rose Weasley's drunk. Scorpius Malfoy's drunk. Merlin, everyone's drunk. What do you think'll happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Jealous? by ever afters reviews
"What? The Scorpius Malfoy jealous over you? Rose Weasley? Merlin, no!" I retorted. Fluffy One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Aloha Hawaii by RockstarGurl4444 reviews
What happens when the Grimm gang has to leave Ferryport Landing to go to Hawaii on a mission to save Ferryport Landing and stop the Scarlet Hand? Read to find out. Also rated T, just to be on the safe side.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,558 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Levicorpus by akmdreamer reviews
Cute little drabble featuring Ginny, Fred, and George in the days just before the final battle. Fred and George wake Ginny early seeking to cheer her up - or just gain a test subject. Ginny ends up with a lovely little bit of morning spell work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ginny W., Fred W. - Complete
And Yet You Still Find the Time by akmdreamer reviews
Even in the midst of battle, Harry has one last thing to tell Ginny, just in case one of them doesn't make it. I apologize for even writing this, its so cheesy. :D Try to enjoy! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Moments by Liyrah reviews
An ongoing series of Finnick/Annie drabbles, in no particular order.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O.
An Identity by akmdreamer reviews
Ginny is seen as just another Weasley, just Ron's little sister, and when her birthday is forgotten in light of Harry's hearing, she wants to forget about it, but Sirius and Harry won't let her. Sometimes, she just wishes she had an identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ginny W.
Want Some? by somethingborrowed3 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a stick of gum. Rather, Rose is enjoying it while Scorpius tries to steal it from her. Short RosexScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
If I Die Young: A Fred Weasley Tribute by akmdreamer reviews
RIP Fred Weasley, beloved son, brother, friend, and, of course, prankster. We love you. Fred's funeral, from Ginny's POV. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Fred W., Ginny W. - Complete
Traces by katherinefics reviews
The song he liked, the names of his friends, his favorite TV show... Someday, all that will be left will be traces. Based off of chapters 21 and 95 of Moments.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sabrina G. - Complete
First Kiss by nerdyhpfan reviews
What happens on a night that Ron and Hermione are in the Gryffindor Common room late one night? Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Note by asiriusfanff reviews
Faced with his worst nightmare, Harry Potter finds himself reliving the best moments of his life. Post DH, Pre Epilogue. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Marry Me by icthestrals reviews
Draco Malfoy has proposed six times to Ginevra Weasley. How did it get to this and what will happen the seventh time?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,528 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Anyone but him by K. A Zerlang reviews
Just a little Sisters Grimm story, since I noticed there weren't a lot of those on here. SabrinaPuck, of course.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Lonely by artist1157 reviews
When Hale wakes up from a bad dream in the middle of the night, feeling more lonely then ever, who does he run to? From Hale's POV. This is the fluff story you've all been asking for.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hale, Kat B.
Book of Facts by greenconverses reviews
He is not alone, the list assures him, and he'll never be alone so long as he remembers. Percy centric, post-TLH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Painful Vigils Kept by greenconverses reviews
There is something disquieting about a silent Cabin Three. Annabeth centric, post-TLH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Final Battle by Esmey Robyn Goodfellow reviews
COMPLETE: Picking up from the climactic ending of The Inside Story, the Sisters Grimm fight the final battle against the Scarlet Hand and the Master. But will they be able to stop the Master and save the world? Spoilers from books 1-8. Puckabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,151 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
In Thy Memory by greenconverses reviews
In the grand scheme of things, this isn't much at all. But at least it's somewhere to start again. Percy/Annabeth. Spoilers for The Lost Hero within.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Where Am I? Where Do I Go From Here? by Bewitched Nightwalker reviews
2nd in Questions Series.Ginny finally wakes up after four years, but she doesn't know it's been that long. When mysterious people help Ginny find her father, will she regret waking up when everything she loved has changed? *ON HIATUS*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Outside View by greenconverses reviews
It doesn't take Jason long to learn that in the case of Percy and Annabeth, love is competitive and stupid. Percy/Annabeth, post-TLO and with minor references to the new series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
No Matter What by Ayns and Sky reviews
Epic Puck/Sabrina story with older teen content.Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes. Do NOT read if not suitable, or sensitive. Pre book5, AUish, EPIC. -FINISHED-
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 387,012 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
But a walking shadow by greenconverses reviews
If the Capitol thinks they can break him like this, they've got another thing coming. Finnick Odair doesn't fight fair, least of all where Annie Cresta is concerned. Pre-series. Finnick/Annie.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Finnick O., Other tributes - Complete
Thunder Storms by OTPgrownup reviews
Kat/Hale one-shot of a pre-book moment. Kat is staying at Hale's mansion and is frightened by a storm.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Katarina B./Kat, W.W. Hale - Complete
Shut Up by Ayns and Sky reviews
Sky: One-shot for Stark X Zoey, written by moi, sans Ayns. xD Request: Puck and Sabrina are locked in some room together, sappy fluff and cuteness occur. Puck/Sabrina one-shot Canon/slightly AU? Takes place when they're 15
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Invulnerable and Invincible by greenconverses reviews
There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 226 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Who Am I? Who Do I Love? by Bewitched Nightwalker reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny Weasley isn't a Weasley? Voldemort has a daughter? Ginny's falling for a Malfoy? Can this get any more confusing? Read to find out! Rated T just in case..Prequel to "Where Am I? Where Do I Go From Here?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,860 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 5,547 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Nothing On Earth by greenconverses reviews
By society's standards, they could never be together - Lily was wealthy and already engaged. James was London street trash. When they meet on board the RMS Titanic, the connection is instant and soon, nothing can keep them apart...except maybe an iceberg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,422 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Christmas Gift by greenconverses reviews
James recieves an early gift for Christmas from his wife that he never expected. A fluffy fic, just in time for the holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On The Ice by greenconverses reviews
Lily gets a little more than what she was looking for when she agrees to teach James how to ice skate. A fluffy look at the way Lily and James finally got together in seventh year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/9/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
If All Hope Were Lost by animalcrazy10102 reviews
3 months after Harry and Voldemort vanish, everyone thinks they are both dead, but Ginny refuses to give up hope that he'll return. read to find out what happens and please review! H/G *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 257,531 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Annie and Finnicks Story reviews
The story of Annie and Finnick starting when they first meet and ending in Mockingjay. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Alternate Ending to Mockingjay!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
Ardor reviews
Después de la última batalla de la Guerra gigante, Reyna está herido y Leo le está ayudando, pero luego empieza a actuar de manera extraña. ¿Qué está mal con Leo?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R.
100 Drabbles From Panem and Beyond reviews
100 centering around the Hunger Games characters! For the 100 Themes challenge! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Other tributes, Finnick O.
Burning reviews
After the Giant War, Reyna is hurt and can't walk. Leo offers to carry her around, and in doing so, realizes his love for Reyna. Sorry I suck s summaries. Leyna! Rated T cause I'm paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V. - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
Lily Flower grew up in an orphanage, where she was abandoned by her parents. When a man called Professor Longbottom shows up, tells her she's a witch, that she's going to a school of magic, and that she's actually the daughter of Harry and Ginny Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Annie and Finnick
Focus: Books Hunger Games