Author has written 4 stories for Wild Kratts.
Hello, and welcome to my profile. I hope you read and enjoyed the stories I've posted. (Well, when I get around to posting them, that is. XD)
Just like everyone else, I'm here to express myself, entertain, and inform. I come across as cold and intellectual, even frigid and snobby, at first, and while I do have a touch of those traits, I'm quite the opposite once I get warmed up. Just give me time. With that, I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not. Conversely, I'm not going to pretend not to be something that I am.
What I Am
A fortune teller. One of those cheap kind you shake and it gives you an undecipherable answer. XD That phrase has multiple meanings. First, it applies mostly to my own life. Second, it applies mostly mundane events. Third, it's mostly questions I have getting answered through various media at odd times. However, lately the things I've been writing about have been coming true (as Geoff Peterson used to say, Creeps! Me! Out!), and it's been too many times and too specific events to pass off as coincidence. Not only that, but it's also my dreams- that's the usual source of the foreknowledge of mundane personal life events. However, it also means I read people like open books. I can tell by our first encounter who you are and what your intentions are. Since this is the internet, and people tend to act differently on the internet, what I say may not be true to your personal life, but it's true on the internet, and it's still a truth, and it still counts.
A truth teller. Yes, it can be cruel. Feelings get hurt. It comes with the territory, and no, I'm not sorry. It's different when it's subjective, opinion, or the speaker has knowingly lied. However, when it comes to the unabashed truth, I take out-of-control behaviour as proof that I was correct. Such only says to me, "Look! I'm being wild and crazy to scare you away and knock you off your trail so you won't tell me anything else I don't want to acknowledge, and to distract everyone from reaching the same conclusion you did!" Why? People tend to get angry when faced with truths we don't want to recognize. It's a defence mechanism, and I can tell when you're genuinely angry because something I said was genuinely incorrect, and when you're angry because I said something you know deep in your psyche is true. To over react is to hide something, and an innocent man has nothing to hide.
The Devil's Advocate. In places where the truth isn't so obvious, I will pick apart every argument until there is one that cannot be argued against. Even if I have taken a "side", I'll argue against my own faction just to get to the true and undeniable crux. However, there are matters that simply cannot be done that way (religion is one of them), so I just don't even bother. I'll listen to your side of it, and either agree or disagree, and that will be the end of it.
A nut. I won't deny it. I'm flat out weird. I don't have hobbies, I have projects. I'm not a fan, I'm an erotomanic stalker (characters only; their actor[esse]s are safe. XD). I don't just like it or love it, I'm obsessed with it. When it comes to fandoms, I'm one of the most active members; extremely prolific, writing dozens of stories (although I've stopped posting except when I finish a story for the exact reason that I may NEVER finish one- sometimes the plot or OC characters don't go as planned; it gets boring; I get writer's block; I'm uninterested in that story; or sad as it may be, have switched fandoms); combing through every detail of the character's lives; analyzing everything and coming up with (sometimes it has to be done when the information isn't given) facts and details; looking at every possibility of everything you can think of (EVERY POSSIBILITY MUST BE EXPLORED!!! -flips the fuck out-), and generally let it take over my entire life (more on this later). I watch reruns no matter how many times I've seen them before when they air on TV (and use what episodes are on the internet [thank you, Youtube! XD] to aid me in my picking apart of the characters). And I don't analyze just the obvious aspects- I'm not talking about just personality and personal/love life, I mean I delve into all sorts of crap. Accent, accent oddities/mishaps, vocal hertz and classification, astrological information (which often has to be reverse engineered^ since it's very rarely that the birthdate or even sign is given, especially in US cartoons), age when not given, I exploit (does not mean support!) all pairings, and probably other crazy stuff I forgot. I usually completely immerse myself in the world of that fandom pretty much all the time- I essentially live in that world 24/7. Read: I have pretend friends with me pretty much all the time, and they're usually the characters from whatever fandom I'm in. Told you I'm nuts.
^Determining the Sun sign, decanate, Moon sign, and Rising sign in order to determine the birthdate, and using the rest of the planets to verify/adjust. Also, a little numerology comes into play. While I don't yet have Aviva's exact birthdate down, she's damn well a 5 and born on the 14th day of the month. That much I know. I'm in the process of determining the other attributes. Also, when I set birthdates for characters with no birthdate, I'm not saying it's absolute; it's an educated guess. For instance, Chris Kratt was born on July 19th, 1969, but his cartoon character's most likely birthdate is July 19th, 1988. The horoscopes sync nearly perfectly except towards the end where the intergenerational planets (the last 3 or 4) change. And yes, I do use this in my stories. (It helps me keep the characters in character.)
What I'm Not
Perfect. I never have been, am not, and never will be. I never have said I was, don't say it now, and never will say it, as long as I'm in my right mind. I will over react, I will contradict myself, and I will act like a jackass (you think I act like one now? Think "House" levels of jackassery when I'm TRULY being a jackass). However, I will also step back, take an objective look at my behaviour, and if I was truly in the wrong, apologize.
A hypocrite. I don't allow myself liberties that I try to take from others. I fully expect, and desire, the same level of truth that I described myself as being above. I treat others as I expect to be treated, and I will give you back what you give me, regardless of whether you felt you were in the right or not. In fact, I largely let others determine my behaviour towards them. To reiterate and simplify the caveat emptor above: if you want me to behave like an adult towards you, then act like one towards me. If you act like a child and throw tantrums and call names, I'll throw a tantrum and call names right back. I won't play games if you won't. I neither give nor take excuses, and especially not age. You're old enough to fart around on the internet, you're old enough to know how to behave civilly. If not, then you're too young to be on the internet, because there are worse jackasses than me out there, and they do it on purpose, and they elicit such behaviour, and they are called trolls. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Humourless. Okay, my sense of humour is largely skewered. Inanimate objects delight me, yet human comedians are subject to poker face, and I find the majority of them unfunny. I find tasteless jokes amusing and tasteful jokes downright stupid, but do not adhere to the same principles in real life. Your jocular trash is my jocular treasure; your jocular pain is my jocular pleasure. However, it's there, and I actually love comedies. I'm just a tough customer. I mostly subscribe to wit and sharp tongue, and use the same (but watch out if I mean it! I'm not funny when I'm pissed by any means).
A bully or a pushover. As I said, you largely determine my behaviour with your actions. I'm actually a rather peaceable person and will tolerate immaturity for a time, but after that, it's over. Large amounts of my current jackassery is the result of other jackasses pushing me to my limit and me deciding I'm not putting up with it anymore. That's too bad for first time offenders; you're getting the same treatment as everyone else. That's partially what this profile is for- just to make you aware of how I am and how I act and react. The whole emptor caveat does NOT apply to extreme situations. My thing, regardless, is you should have been sorry before or while you were doing it. The only reason you're sorry afterwards is because you don't want to face the consequences of your actions, one of which is feeling negatively towards yourself for the behaviour. This is why I largely try to avert my own behaviours, because I also should have been sorry beforehand. I'll go toe-to-toe with you if you want, but I'm not going to start crap, either. To that note, I will not do what you tell me, I will not be intimidated, and I will not back down. Know what an African Honey Badger is? Either way, that's a perfect description of how I am when you want to try to start crap, so unless you're ready to handle the toughest creature in Africa, don't try it.
Anyways, right now, the fandoms I'm currently writing for are Wordgirl and Wild Kratts. Although I also like House, Criminal Minds, and the Mentalist, I don't write for them exclusively, but they may cross over with one of the other fandoms.
(Just to let you guys know, the things I write about have the tendency to happen. A- I'm not saying it will, and B- It's very, very creepy. Like in one story I wrote about a character having a heart attack, and not to much longer later, my grandmother had to have a pacemaker for congestive heart failure. O.o Spooky.)
I watch Dr. Oz as well (come on, you know you think he's hot. XD). I also watch Craig Ferguson. Craig/Geoff FTW! XD WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR?!
LOL, stole this from Talee's profile and put my stuff in it!
Randomness with: Wild Kratts
1. Chris Kratt
2. Martin Kratt
3. Zachary Varmitech
4. Jimmy Z
6. Aviva Corcovado
7. Donita Donata
9. Gaston Gourmand
10. Ronan Kratt (agh! There aren't even 10 main characters!)
Ever read a 6/8 Fanfic?
Is 4 hot? How hot on a scale of 1-10?
What would happen if 3 got 4 preggo?
Do you recall any FanFics about 9?
Would 2 and 5 make a good couple?
5/8 or 5/10?
What would happen if 1 walked in on 5 and 6 having sex?
Make up a summary of a 3/10 FanFic.
Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Suggest a title for an 9/10 hurt/comfort Fanfic.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to bang 1?
If you wrote a SongFic about 8, what would you use?
What might 3 scream at a great moment of passion?
If you wrote a 1/6/9 FanFic, what would the warning be?
What might be a great pick up line for 1 to use on 2?
What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
1 kisses 10, what happens next?
8 is stuck in an alley. Who rescues 8 from the Zombie Cats?
5 and 1 are arguing about something 3 did. What did 3 do?
7 asks 4 out. What happens?
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