Empress Meka-Chan
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It's Moka c:
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Believe it! Damn you Naruto! Lol (ಠ_ಠ)

Well, I don't if it's obvious but I'm female, x3, 16-18, I listen to pretty muchly (I know it's not a word) all music but some rap :I, I LOVE reading fiction and fantasy books, drawing, stalking chu...Wait ignore that... uhmmm, Fantasy video games, what am I forgetting... Oh, yeah hitting my brother. Oh, yeeeah Pewdiepie xD...

STOP STALIKNG ME!!! Just kidding, continue on...

Oh, Mr. Chair! I thought we were friends! D:

I hate teleporting naked guys! :o

Pewdiepie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YRqayjGOpYc

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I wish you were here...

In my room...

On my bed...

The lights are off...

*Turns lights off*

We go under the blanket...

*slides under the covers*

AND I show you my new glow in the dark watch .

*Shows you watch :DD*

What on earth were you thinking?!?

.-. You pervert.

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You are such a pretty, pretty, pretty face o.o but you turned into a pretty big waste of time.

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Join the nerd side 8D we have pi.

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I don't have a short attention span... It's just I- Ohmygaaawd Loooook a kitty!! :3

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Hey, what do you think her cup size is? -Nessa

I don't know DDamn? c:

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I enjoy the occasional fail pill c: -Freddeh :D

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Did yuh just call me a garden utensil?

No.

But, yuh called me a hoe...

Yesh.

So yuh called me a garden utensil.

No.

Douche. -.-"

Did you just call me a- *gets smacked* Ow. I'll shut up now. v.v

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I had a wet dream about you last night. - Spoons

WHAT? O_O

Yesh, I pissed myself when you fell off a cliff.

Pffft, you totally pushed me :I

Yeah I know c8

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If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Highlight)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Some times xD)

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (People tell me I'm pretty? o.o)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (Okie that MIGHT be true...)

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat, unintelligent slob who only eats at McDonalds. (I don't like McDonalds x3)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME, so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

Our World of Wicked Wishes
Still in early stages of development c8 Finding to be the only heir to rule 1/4 of the supernatural world that she never knew about until the day everyone wants her. Dead, alive, it didn't matter to them. Will she make it to the throne, or the early grave?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Published: 8/31/2012