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It's Moka c:
Believe it! Damn you Naruto! Lol (ಠ_ಠ)
Well, I don't if it's obvious but I'm female, x3, 16-18, I listen to pretty muchly (I know it's not a word) all music but some rap :I, I LOVE reading fiction and fantasy books, drawing, stalking chu...Wait ignore that... uhmmm, Fantasy video games, what am I forgetting... Oh, yeah hitting my brother. Oh, yeeeah Pewdiepie xD...
STOP STALIKNG ME!!! Just kidding, continue on...
Oh, Mr. Chair! I thought we were friends! D:
I hate teleporting naked guys! :o
I wish you were here...
In my room...
On my bed...
The lights are off...
*Turns lights off*
We go under the blanket...
*slides under the covers*
AND I show you my new glow in the dark watch .
*Shows you watch :DD*
What on earth were you thinking?!?
.-. You pervert.
You are such a pretty, pretty, pretty face o.o but you turned into a pretty big waste of time.
Join the nerd side 8D we have pi.
I don't have a short attention span... It's just I- Ohmygaaawd Loooook a kitty!! :3
Hey, what do you think her cup size is? -Nessa
I don't know DDamn? c:
I enjoy the occasional fail pill c: -Freddeh :D
Did yuh just call me a garden utensil?
But, yuh called me a hoe...
So yuh called me a garden utensil.
Did you just call me a- *gets smacked* Ow. I'll shut up now. v.v
I had a wet dream about you last night. - Spoons
Yesh, I pissed myself when you fell off a cliff.
Pffft, you totally pushed me :I
Yeah I know c8
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Highlight)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Some times xD)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (People tell me I'm pretty? o.o)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (Okie that MIGHT be true...)
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat, unintelligent slob who only eats at McDonalds. (I don't like McDonalds x3)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I have ASPERGER SYNDROME, so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
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