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Joined 12-09-11, id: 3510080, Profile Updated: 12-30-11
Author has written 4 stories for Halo.

Halo and Rangers Apprentice really rules and thats why my profile picture is a sketch of Will from RA.

I'm 13 (almost 14) and live in Australia.

I am a big fan of Halo and Rangers Apprentice.

Anyway please review my stories because I could really use the feedback.

Thanks

1. Halo: The Shield World - I got some reviews about this and I'm starting to write a sequel.

2. Halo: The Battle of Arcadia - please review

3. Halo: Noble Six's Last Battle - please review

4. Halo: Multiplayer Slayer - please review

I spend my free time protecting Araluen, honing my Ranger skills, and performing epic Broadway musical numbers! Why? Because I'm a member of Ranger Corps: Men in Cloaks, founded by Hibernian Princess. Want to join in this fanfiction phenomenon and figure out what it's all about? Contact Hibernian Princess and read her story Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks!

Saw these things on another persons Profile and thought that they were really cool.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're a lesbian, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(Sorry to those who had to read that...I didnt want to have to meet that girl...)

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75% of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Skye by DreamsOfATeenager reviews
Gerard Way has to spend every summer with a girl called Skye, who usually makes his summers a living hell. That is, until they're 18, and Skye seems like a completely different person. My Chemical Romance Fic. Rated M for violence, launguage and sex.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011
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Halo: The Shield World reviews
When the Master Chief and Cortana crash onto a Forerunner Shield World, they are met with the greatest enemy they have ever faced. This is my first Halo Story so please read and review! New chapters coming soon!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Halo: The Battle of Arcadia
In 2531 the Covenant struck the Planet of Arcadia, looking for a Forerunner artifact. This is the story of the team that tried to stop them.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Halo: Multiplayer Slayer
What happens when you get some of the best Halo Trial players all playing on the one map? Answer: Carnage!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Halo: Noble Six's Last Battle reviews
A story of Noble Six battling on a Covenant infested planet.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete