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Joined 12-09-11, id: 3510100, Profile Updated: 02-17-13
Author has written 10 stories for Muppet Show, Epic Mickey, Batman, Total Drama series, X-Men: The Movie, and Club penguin.

I'm IcyJade, nice to meet you(:

I really prefer writing drabbles, one shots, or short stories, but i'll sometimes write a novel if i feel like it (=.

Hello Jock and Beatles fans alike!

This is my first time doing this kind of thing, so bare with me here.

Anyway, you like writing song-fics? Have an obsession with the pairing of the athletic feminist Jo and the military heart-throb Brick? Can't stop listening the the 6O's band the Beatles?

Boy, have I got the challenge for you.

The challenge is: write a JOCK fanfic based on one of the songs from The Beatles' album "1" (With the exception of Hey Jude [see rule #2, that will be replaced with the song "Got To Get You Into My Life"


I know, I hate 'em, you hate 'em, but we have to have 'em.

RULE #1: PM me if you're interested, then I will assign you a random song (my iPod will be on shuffle, so no biased will occur. So, you might be lucky and get "Love Me Do" or get stuck with "Yellow Submarine".) Hey, I'm not going to stop you from writing a Beatles songfic, but if you don't check with me first, you wouldn't be entered.

RULE #2: The winner will be the author that writes a story that stirs emotion out of the reader. I want to either laugh, cry, be furious, fan-girl or ruin my finger nails with suspense. (Don't freak out; I only need one emotion from the story.) And I don't want to be bored. (That's why I eliminated "Hey Jude." With seven minutes of lyrics, I think anyone would get bored.) So, say you got "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" I don't want a whole fic of Brick asking Jo to hold his hand. It's cliche and just ... blah. Jazz it up like the crazy fangirl/boy I know you are.

RULE #3: Do your best and be creative! The rating can even be M, (A Hard Day's Night) but please, don't make it like I'm a horny George Washington looking for some book-porn. There are tons of situations Jock could go in! That's the beauty of these couple! However, if you get "Eleanor Rigby" or "Penny Lane", feel free to PM me! Don't be scared, I don't bite. If you're seriously stuck, don't be afraid to ask. I even have an idea for Yellow Submarine. Don't fret.

So, if you're interested, PM AWAY! Good luck and have a blast! Jade out, peace!

I'm a really big fan of The Muppets, Darkwing Duck, Merlin, Tom Daley (IS THE SEXIEST THING THAT EVER LIVED) Doctor Who, The Powerpuff Girls, Anything Disney, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, ParaNorman, Dance Moms (My American cousin watches it on Skype so I can watch it too! Candy apples... Grrr Kathy just annoys me so much!) Total Drama, Club Penguin, And The Lorax (I'm secretly married to the Once-ler!)


iPsychic: God, what can I say? This girl is my FF BFF, who has chatted me when I'm bored and helped me write "Ask The TD Couple" when I was seriously overwhelmed. "Life has to start somewhere" truly continues to break and touch my heart! You go girl!

Miss Brainless: This girl is a PARTY IN A POPTART BOX. She got me hooked on The Once-ler and is my real life BFF! She's helping me make sure Once's in character and awesome sauce like that. CHORUS BUDDIES FOR LIFE! =D

PocahontasandTotalDrama4ever: His "Duncan and Gwen's and others Trip to Disneyland" is SOOO amazing! It's too adorable and a great read. Go, read it! Now!

TheRealSlimShady511: He's an amazing friend left behind in America =[ he used to have a DBZ story, but took it down because of lack of reviews (or ANY views, for that matter xD) we always chat on the phone and he is my real-life brother! I MISS YOU

bluebook1496: Her Rogue/Logan stories are amazing!! I can't get enough =] if you like X-Men, go check her out! She's brilliant!

NerdyBarista: I won't lie, this chick is my FF older sister. She got me hooked on NOVA (Noah/Eva) and she has reviewed every chapter of TD Drabbles!! I am so thankful for her support through the months. I dont think I would update TDD as fast as i do without her =] CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW PROMOTION! ... Even though your Public Enemy #2 xD congrats!

DrakesChick: This girl has AMAZING YOUNG JUSTICE stories! Check 'em out, she'll have you hooked.

Ambygs123: One of my very first reviewers, and I don't think I'd be here on FF if it wasn't for her. She's reviewed almost every chapter of "Skeeter's Story" and I don't know how to thank her enough!

IllustriousCrackpot: Ah, the Crackpot. The very reason I'm here today. This protégé had me hooked on the Muppets and inspired me to join FF in the first place. She is wicked talented, an amazing artist and even better writer. It is my dream to write as well as her.

(I do feel awful because Skeeter's Story now has more reviews then her "A Very Muppets Mystery!" (I have 39, she has 33 making SS the most reviewed in the Muppet Show catagory!!) Her story deserves way more then I do.)

So here's my story on my three month hiatus back in Febuary-April. Well, my dad had lost his job and we're barely scraping by. (Sound familiar? Skeeter's Story!) well, in February my dad finally got a new job!

In Britain.

Explain why i didnt feel too artsy? :/

Also going to a new school and stuff really helped with inspiration for Forbidden, Melanie. :)

but I Love Britain so much, I've def adapted the environment and I've made tons of new friends!My American cousin when i visited for Thanksgiving said that I'm even getting a British accent! Which is awesome! :D

I am a mis-fit.

I'd rather listen to the 7O's then the trash we have today.

The Beatles is Way Better then One Direction

Shorts up to my knees is my style

Hollister and Aero are over-rated

Sitting in a corner with a good book is more fun then grinding at a club ANY DAY

While most girls have boyfriends, I'm married to my favorite cartoon character

Most girls threw out their old stuffed animals, while I remember each one's name

I only use Facebook for homework questions.

The only make-up I use is for Halloween

I write my problems into stories, while other girls cry about it.

Most people watch realality TV, I watch Disney Channel cartoons and Cartoon Network



you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a screen door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you really hate when people follow or favorite your story and don't review it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off!

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")

If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you Hate people smarter than you.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have never will and proud of it copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

Hey girls (Or boys, I don't judge) who are obsessed with cutting the pounds, just cut your head off. It makes it a lot easier to loose about ten pounds! Copy and Paste this in you're profile if you agree!

If You Act Your Shoe Size, Not Your Age, Copy And Paste In You're Profile And Add Your Username To The List TheBlueManatee17, IcyJade2007,

If Wolverine suddenly went missing, Storm would start crying, Professor X, Rouge, and Gambit would organize a search party, Cyclops would enjoy the silence, copy and paste this on your profile if you would be poking you're new prisoner with a stick.

If you are over the age of ten and still watch Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, or any other "kid" channels, copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and Paste this in your profile if your sick of the stereotype and drama that comes with Religion and you just believe in God.

If you don't really understand why everyone's obsessed with One Direction, copy and paste this in your profile.

That awkward moment when you start to ship your teachers, friends, etc. (Funny story with this one, I was watching to much TD one day and I starting shipping EVERYONE. I shipped my English teacher and my Business teacher.Two months later those teachers are now engaged.)

Alright, this is getting ridiculous. These authors: explodinghead and catspats31 have a community of over 1,OOO stories that are "reportable." somehow, these prats think that they're "cleaning up" Fanfiction, when really they are being annoying and a disturbance among the FF family. They have taking it upon themselves to create a "mafia" among FF. I think that if FF had a problem with the stories with like, one lyric of a song or an innocent ask column, they would take it down. PERSONALLY. So calm yourselves, and let FF handle it.

Also, some of the rules are ridiculous. No 2nd person based stories? No Q&A? who are we hurting by doing this?

( )( ) This is bunny. Copy and paste
_('.') bunny onto your page to help
*(")_(") him gain world domination!

Please, people, show some sensitivity. The children and teachers who died in the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School were real people. People with mothers, fathers, siblings, so on.

Those families have suffered an inconceivable loss.

Please don't cheapen those deaths by putting your favorite TV show characters in a story about the shooting. No, Big Time Rush didn't have siblings there; Glee characters weren't visiting to put on a show; Young Justice didn't try to use their superpowers to prevent it. Adam Lanza was not possessed by Loki or some other such nonsense.

For the love of God, please keep fiction and life separate. Please, please let those babies rest in peace. Leave them out of your fanfiction.

I know, I know, it's juicy and tempting to put characters into situations like this. Plot bunnies put the ideas in your head and don't leave until you write it out and perfect it.

But, Just Because You Can, Does Not Mean You Should.

Trust Me.
I wrote a chapter of Total Drama Drabbles with some characters having family in 9/11. By the time you read this, it'll be deleted. Nobody deserves to have a heart breaking incident mocked by fictional characters. Thanks for reading everyone.

If you've ever been called "Socially Stupid," copy and paste this into your profile. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by me

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the best time to dry my hair...)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (No purchase necessary!? No wonder America's overweight...)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (I thought you used it like irregular soap!)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But... Remember guys it's only a suggestion. My Uncle Larry personally likes it frozen.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Whoops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (That would explain the irregularly high medical bills...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That's right. Kids need to stop driving and working machinery already.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for...)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (You don't say!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Who's the person that asked for directions...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Alright, what idiot sued for THAT!?))

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oops. Guess my neighbor's new nickname is Stumpy.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (NOOO NOT THE BEES! *breaks down and cries*)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (*facepalm*)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (*facedesk*)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included. (*BATMAN FACEPALM; when something is so stupid a normal facepalm just doesn't work.

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Well, that's just a big plain DUH)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (How else do I get the sun out of my eyes!)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (But.. It tastes so good with cheese)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Up! Sorry guys, we need a new weapon.)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Sorry kids you need to find a new play-pen)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Really? I thought it was a puppy.)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (Really!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn. Better go buy a helmet.)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Well, time to get a new after school snack.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


Total Drama Island: Noah/Eva, Geoff/Bridgette, Justin/Katie, Brady/Beth, Cody/Sierra, Harold/Leshawna, Harold/Izzy, DJ/Sadie, Gwen/Duncan, Courtney/Trent, Alejandro/Heather, Noah/Izzy, Courtney/Duncan (Though i'd prefer Gwuncan ANY DAY) Noah/Cody (Only sometimes...) and Gwen/Trent

Total Drama Revenge of the Island: JO/BRICK (MY OTP!), Sam/Dakota, Lightning/Anne Marie, Scott/Dawn, Dawn/Cameron, B/Staci, Scott/Painful Death and of course, Mike/Zoey.

Batman: Robin/Batgirl, Batman/Catwomen, Joker/Harley Quinn, Poision Ivy/ The Riddler (Don't ask...)

Disney(There's a ton here, i'm just including every Disney thing ever made): Mickey/Minnie, Donald/Daisy, Goofy/Clarabelle, Horace/Clarabelle, Peter Pan/Alice, Marlin/Dory, Every Princess and her Prince, Evil Queen/Captain Hook, and a lot more but i'm lazy xD let's just say if you have a couple i'll like it.

.:These Aren't All The Characters, But My Profile Is Long Enough As It Is (and getting longer) So I Cut The Characters I'm Nothing Like, These Are all The Characters I'm Like:.

Anne Maria:
() You are from New Jersey
(x) You speak with an a accent (British)
(x) You add so much product to your hair
(x) You have/had a fake tan (Had, I repeat: HAD. Never again.)
(x) You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are
() You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself
(x) You wear a lot of make-up
(x) You can't sing

(x) You don't talk much (Hey! That's what writing's for.)
() You're a bit on the chubby side
() Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic
(x) You're skilled in mechanics
() You are embarassed of your first name
(x) You like usuing innitials
(x) You have multiple items in your coat
(x) Every time you try to speak, you get cut off

() You are a wicca/witch
(x) You can read auras (a little)
(x) You love nature and communicating with animals
() You are very short
() You can levitate
(x) You know how to levitate
() You don't really care about money
(x) You are able to detect positive/negative energy

(x) You love animals
(x) Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right
(x) Everybody is your friend
(x) You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
(x) You get scared easily
(x) Group hugs are cuddly

(x) You're crazy/psycho
(x) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
(x) Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
(x) You run a lot
(x) You want to be called by your nickname
(x) You've camped out in the woods

(x) You have a BFFFL
(x) You have big hips, but skinny body
(x) You're pretty
(x) You're often sweet
(x) You blush easily
(x) You wear pigtails
(x) You listen to Pop Music
(x) You're skinnier than your friends

(x) You talk in the third person (sometimes)
(x) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes
(x) You tend to add something before words (exspecially when asking questions)
(x) You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender
(x) You are an overachiever
(x) You have protein powder
() You believe in teams of one
(x) You often call people "losers"

(x) You have a mental disorder
(x) You have said you are an actor
() You like two people at the same time
(x) You talk in your sleep
(x) You have a therapist/psychiatrist
(x) You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy
(x) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel
(x) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love

(x) You are a bookworm
(x) Your IQ is off the charts/high
(x) You're in Honors classes
(x) Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
(x) You're quiet
() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
() You don't like parties

(x) You love video games
(x) You have embarrased yourself on your only date
(x) You have cat-like reflexes
(x) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league (Preeeeetty sure Toby Turner is out of my legue...)
(x) You are a couch potato
() You have a "circus thumb"
(x) You sometimes speak in video-game talk
() You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode

(x) You are a fan of Total Drama
(x) You have a crush on one of the Total Drama castmates, or any celebrity for that matter (BRICK WILL BE MINE.)
(x) Your hair is really long
(x) You can be a a bit of a stalker
(x) You're a basket-weaver
() You're a slap-dancer
(x) You're very tall (2nd tallest in my class,like 1Oth tallest girlin my grade. That, or everyone in my school is just short.)
(x) You talk in text, even outside the phone

(x) You wear stuff in your hair
(x) You're an only child
(x) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends
(x) You like retro fashions/music
(x) You enjoy the theatre
(x) You have seen your crush go out with someone else
(x) You are generally nice, but have a tough side
(x) Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"

You know you're a Batman fan nerd when...


2) when something dramatic happens you ask a series of questions then end it by saying "Find out next time. same bat time. same bat channel"(Dude. I'd say that all the bloody time and ALL the kids in my class are like"WE KNOW!")

3) When your about to jump over the wall thingy in gym class you scream "na na na na na na BATMAN!!"(Or go around it saying Batmbile. Or going underneathe saying Batgirl. Or jumping fist out saying ROBIN PWANCH!)

4) when you relate something happening in your life to issue number _(54; totally 54)

5)When girls fawn over a popular boy and you look at him saying "please. he's no Robin." (who by the way are all male models in disguise)

6) When you wear a shirt stating "Dick/Babs Forever" every day. *nervous chuckle*

7) When you sign a secret santa present "From your friendly neirborhood Batman" (or grumpy; everyone sill knows its me)

8) when you wear a NightWing shirt, and you spaz at anyone calling him Blue Beetle or Captain Atom.( CALL HIM THOSE LAME HEROES AGAIN AND I WILL HURT YOU!)

9) when your home alone you practice your super hero voice figuring that there must be something better then the christian bale voice to use as a hero.(Touche cmputer. Touche.)

10) Laugh at those who call you a comic book weirdo and say "on an alternate world you'd be my best friend."

11) look at your teacher and then look at a picture of Slade. then make all the possible coinsidences that could connect him with slade. once you figure out that this guy is way to close to being slade jump to conclusions and figure that Slade took a teacher form to blend in with our world on a plot to world dominaion including making his students lives impossible. (That's my German teacher, know it!)

My Favorite Batman Quotes: (These Are From DrakesChick's Profile! Check her out, she's a great writer)

1. Joker: You killed Captain Clown!!!

2. Joker: Party pooper no cake for you!

3. Joker: Colonel what’s his name has chickens, and they don’t even have mustaches!

4. George Clooney: ... I think I buried that [Batman] franchise single handedly ...

Me: Yes…yes you did, you’re almost as bad as Adam West!

5. Bruce:They say I'm insane. Do YOU think I'm insane Alfred?
Alfred:Such rot, sir. Why, you're the very model of sanity. Oh, by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls

6. Robin (on hearing Lock-Ups origin):Another fine villain, brought to you through a grant from the Wayne Foundation! (See's Batman's look) Sorry..

7. Luthor:Why should I trust you to kill Superman, word from Gotham is you can't even kill a mere mortal.
Joker: There's NOTHING mere about THAT mortal...

8. Tim: That kid is wired way too tight.

Dick: Remind you of someone?

Jason: Shut up Nightwing.

9. Dick: And this is to prove what exactly?

Damian: That I am the best Robin, of course.

Tim: To who?

Damian: To you. To him. To me.

Dick: You’ve got nothing to prove-none of us do *points at Jason* Well actually maybe you still do-but you heard what he said at the portrait sitting.

Jason: Portrait sitting? Guess my invite got lost in the mail.

10. Mob Boss: There’s easier ways to kill yourself!

Jason: Yeah like yelling at the guys who’s holding the AK-47.

11. Batman: *lights bottle of bleach on fire* Let me take you to school, suckers…*throws bottle at drug smugglers* In chemistry.

Black Canary: “Bat-mobile”…?

Batman: *points* Not one word. I’ve taken enough grief about calling my goddamn car the goddamn Batmobile. I’m the goddamn Batman and I can call my goddamn car whatever the hell I want to call it.

12. Bruce: *thinking* What a damn IDIOT. The THINGS I’d do with POWER like that…it’s such a damn WASTE. He’s worse than KENT.

13. Batman: You really should try the lemonade. On a hot day like this, it’s a godsend.

Green Lantern: Damn you and your lemonade! They’ll bring us all down because of you! They’ll think we’re all as crazy as you are! You’ve already got half of them calling us criminals!

14. Green Lantern: You must’ve bribed everybody at that clinic. I wouldn’t put it past you.

Batman: But that would’ve cost a fortune.

Green Lantern: So maybe you’re rich. For all I know you’re a billionaire. I’ve seen that car you’re driving.

Robin: He’s got a point, there. Maybe he’s right. Maybe I am Dick Grayson.

Green Lantern: Don’t try to confuse me, damn it!

Batman: That paint on his face. Should I tell him?

Robin: No, man. It’s too good. Don’t spoil it.

Adam West Batman Quotes That Are To Funny To Pass Up:

Batman to Robin: "When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species."

Robin: "I guess you can never trust a woman."
Batman: "You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to get into."

Robin: "That's an impossible shot, Batman."
Batman: "That's a negative attitude, Robin."

Catwoman: "Let no one say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world."
Batman: "There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman."
Robin: "And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?"
Batman: "Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years."

Batman: "What took you so long, Batgirl?"
Batgirl: "Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't want me to speed, would you?"
Robin: "Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!"
Batman: "Rules are rules, Robin. But you do have a point."

Robin, looking at Batgirl: "You know something, Batman?"
Batman: "What's that, Robin?"
Robin: "She looks very pretty when she's asleep."
Batman: "I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum."

Robin: "Gosh, if I could just figure out that riddle. Why can't I get it?"
Batman: "Maybe your mind's on that cute little teenager who waved to you on the way across town, eh?"
Robin: "Awww, come on, Batman."

Looks up from Tobuscus on YouTube* Oh wow, you're still here :I Well, that's all, remember to read my stories!! BYE STALKERS!:) XD >:D :D :F ;) X'D o.O c: :J. ] -_- @.@ : *

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A Drop in the Ocean by Saerafina reviews
Loki is imprisoned at SHIELD while the Avengers decide what to do with him. Darcy Lewis happens upon him there and just might be the key to his redemption... Loki/Darcy (rating might change).
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,035 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
Shattering: 1 Oh Why Sweet Agony by Icetail of WindClan - Meta-If reviews
The story of love, of heartbreak. How could this happen to me! I was just an agent. Then all of a sudden HE changes his attitude. HE gives me that one kiss that changed ME! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Club Penguin! This can be used as a guide. Book 1 of the Shattering Saga.
Club penguin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012
High School by oldpbfan21 reviews
Suddenly, a 14-year-old Franky finds himself in high school! Having been accepted to Pine Hill School For The Arts, he's faced with many new challenges. There, he'll meet some new friends, new enemies, and Cadence... somebody who turns his life upside down. My first fanfiction! Let me know if you like it :)
Club penguin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,813 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Everybody hates Staci by NTA FANFIC reviews
Noah kills staci... whats more to explain rated T for killing Over 1500 people have read or have looked at it and they probably read it for the 300 words... so Mikeyfan... i think i won
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Noah, Staci - Complete
Earth or Asgard by blondehairedknowitall reviews
Lavender is a childhood friend of Loki and Thor. She leads a relatively normal life but as bad event after bad event leads to her being stranded on Earth can she pluck up the courage to help the Avengers fight off the chitauri and mend her relationship with Loki at the same time? (sorry, my summaries suck!) Please review!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 25,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013
Total Drama Paranormal by Pierre Xavier ArmadaShipper reviews
Welcome to a new Series Total Drama Paranormal this series is on Ocs',old contestants if you would like to be apart of this series fill out the documentary and Pm me or Review. Also I am having my own Oc in here shes Chris's cousin so hurry there are only 15 spots for the Ocs' so hurry and ya might have your Oc on it!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Chris M.
Gwen and Duncan's and other's Disneyland Trip by aj-bluee reviews
Gwen and Duncan were planning to have a romantic getaway together...alone. But then it turned into a romantic getaway with friends! Follow Gwen and Duncan along with Izzy, Noah, Sierra, and Cody as they journey to Cali and discover the happiest place on Earth...DISNEYLAND! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,996 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Gwen, Duncan
Never give up without a fight by Starscream's Biglover reviews
When Edith gets a bully at school, Gru is left to take care of her. Can Gru be the father that he needs to be, or will he use his evil side to get revenge on the bully. Read to find out. Rated "T" for blood and language.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Edith, Gru
Getting Along Like a House on Fire by Euregatto reviews
Following her loss on Total Drama, Jo becomes determined to prove that her failure was just a fluke... by setting a new world record. With Brick, Mike, Zoey, and Cameron at her side, will she make her point or will she fall? BrickxJo MikexZoey
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Jo, Brick
Moving to Alfheim by ninepen reviews
Loki's making that whistling noise in his sleep again, and it's keeping Thor awake, so Thor decides to wake Loki up, too. A late-night conversation between the two boys reveals something Loki fears, and a conversation between Thor and his mother the next morning reveals something Thor envies. And it has everything and nothing to do with moving to Alfheim.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Onceler's return by masterlokiseverus159 reviews
When the Once-ler's time has come, all of Ted's family gather to send him off with best wishes. But the Lorax is determined to give Oncie another chance, even a younger body. So when he wakes up feeling ten times livelier one day he doesn't know what to think. How will he cope with O'Hares forces. And will he ever truly forgive himself. Set after the movie-no OC just adventure R&R!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax, Ted Wiggins
The Most Above All by Bellykid5 reviews
This isn't the Gary the Gadget Guy that all of the agents knew and loved. Something was wrong, but what? "Gary, what's going on? You're drinking way too much coffee and you haven't eaten or slept in days." asked Dot. Gary the Gadget Guy wasn't himself, but why? I don't own Club Penguin
Club penguin - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
The Color Girl by Zaphara98 reviews
Call me cheesy for saying this, but...I'm different. I'm not like you. I'll tell you straight up - mutanthood isn't as fun as it looks. (Rated T because I'm paranoid.)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Total Drama: Best of the Best by Chazzaroo reviews
Who is your favorite character of Total Drama? Not just the competing cast, but maybe Chris? Chef? Mr. Coconut even? Now is your time to help them win a golden statue of themself worth 1 million! Vote in the reviews for your least favorite, the one with the most votes will take the Walk-Drop-Dock-Hurl of Shame!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012
Priceless by Amilya Eclair Farron reviews
A Collection of Fifty Drabbles, that mainly star the triple-contortionist thief who calls himself Ragdoll and the infamous cat burglar that's known as Catwoman.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Tear Drops on my balance Beam by AmberStone12 reviews
since Svetlana was little, she wanted to be a famous gymnast. Since Manitoba was little, he wanted to travel the world. What will happen to this future couple when they are stuck in an apartment together for a year? Will love hit them at last? Or will life come and smack them in the face? Read this daring, sweet, and adventurous love story to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,374 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012
Only Gary Should Know by Bellykid5 reviews
This is my first Fanfiction story and I just found out how to upload a story and publish one. Please review and also I'm a big fan of Lovelesshart and Rico1206. And more authors that I forgot the username of. Thanks for reading and I don't own Club Penguin. Just my penguin bellykid5!
Club penguin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
Total Drama Paradiso by A Shining Starr reviews
With Chris sitting in a prison cell, the producers thought it was time to start over. With a new hostess, a whole new location, and a batch of new competitors, this promises to be an interesting season of Total Drama. Who will rise? Who will fall? Who will suffer the wrath of the Cannon of Failure! Find out on Total Drama Paradiso! CAST LIST COMING SOON.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012
From Rookie to Expert by Jasper Lance reviews
"Exper!" The boy in the propeller hat managed to stammer out at last. "Long time no see, Rookie." He tilted his head to one side, a mirthless smile on his face. "And since when did I permit you to call me by my name, little brother?" (Humanized)
Club penguin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
Life Has To Start Somewhere by iPsychic reviews
Mike has been living in an orphanage for a long time. It's much worse because of his disorder. But what happens when he get's adopted and starts fresh on his new life?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,912 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Mike
Haunted by Woodswolf reviews
Six months after the fiasco with the Beldam, Coraline and her family have to move to a new town in Massachusetts. Little does she know that trouble follows her wherever she goes...
Crossover - Coraline & ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Coraline J., Wybie L., Norman B. - Complete
20 Questions by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
Exactly what the name suggests. 20 Questions to The Once-ler, at various points in his life, all woven into a story that progresses over the years!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2012 - The Once-ler
A Good Reason by MikesAngel97 reviews
Once-lerxReader You close your eyes and cringe as he continues to smear your makeup everywhere. He better have a good reason for this. One-shot. First!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
The Story of Eva by Sinematic reviews
Eva's backstory and why she decided to audition for Total Drama!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Eva - Complete
Eternity by minidoux reviews
ParaNorman fic. Norman dreams about Agatha. If you squint, Norman/Agatha. If you don't, one-sided Norman/Agatha.
ParaNorman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Norman B., Agatha P. - Complete
Total Drama EXPLOSION! by YoruLuvsU reviews
Chris got out of prison, and is ready to torture 18 new contestants! The explosion begins!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2012
The Road Less Traveled by bluebook1496 reviews
Rogue and Logan cross paths at a bar, and end up taking a journey neither one of them expected. My version of their journey. T for language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Forgive Yourself by Mrdaimion reviews
In this one-shot, Heather attempts to cope with the guilt left by almost killing Alejandro, despite knowing that he's perfectly fine. How does this work out? Find out by reading.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Snap Out Of It! by iPsychic reviews
'Z-Zoey, it's me! Mike' he told her, with his arms out wide. 'Why would I remember someone like you' she snarled, glaring towards his shocked and somewhat scared face. 'But, you loved me...' Mike replied. MikeXZoey, One-Shot. Idea by Lakec :
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Zoey, Mike - Complete
Online by bluebook1496 reviews
Rogue can't fall asleep, and decides to log onto her computer. Care to take a guess at who also happens to be up and online? Another Rogue/Logan story! And I think I lied; I'm thinking about adding another chapter. What do you think? R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
The First Anniversary by Zaralecki reviews
Dick deals with horrific nightmares as the first anniversary of his parents' death comes around: DaddyBats comes to the rescue! Lots of fluff! T for a bit of gore. Cover is not my picture!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Very Muppets Mystery by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Phyllis Pepper is the only human in an all Muppet town. But will things spice up when Fozzie brings her a case that leads swiftly to Muppet homicide? An insanely long and ridiculously complicated mystery.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,899 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
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Total Drama Drabbles reviews
The Total Drama cast is causing drama again: and these Drabbles are here to catch all of it! Mostly TDRI, but others as well. Drabble #24: Can Trent possibly get over his obsession with the number nine? Probably not. But it's fun to see him try!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Courtney
Skeeter's Story reviews
It's been thirty years since Skeeter's seen her brother. She leaves her apartment to find him and a new family. But will Scooter and the Muppets like to see her again? Is Lips's little sister really who he says she is? Why am I asking so many questions?
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
You Will Find Him reviews
Reader/Gary, written in 2nd person. It all started with a tiny crush, a fling. Your innocent crush soon takes you on an epic rescue mission to save the agency. With only your small team of four, can you stop Herbert in time? Can you save the island from freezing over? And worst of all, can you tell Gary how you REALLY feel? Reviews would be awesome!
Club penguin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012
Forbidden, Melanie reviews
GUESS WHO'S BACK! Melanie is the Joker's daughter, a killer, a monster, Princess of Pain and Panic... But all it takes is one day to change everything... And to fall for Boy Wonder. Rated T for swearing. Robin/OC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Joker, Richard G./Robin
I'm Here to Wipe Your Eyes reviews
Rogue feels like she is alone at the Institute... She can't touch anyone without them choking, and the humans are terrifying her, as well. But Logan is there to reassure her she is safe and ok. SONG FIC! "Wipe Your Eyes" by Maroon 5. Logan/Marie. Enjoy!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
The Story of Us reviews
A collection of Drabbles about 200 words, more or less about Dick / Babs. Some are fluffy, some are dramatic, some are Barb and Dick being, well, Barb and Dick! Give it try and read some romance between our two favorite sidekicks.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Richard G./Robin, Barbara G./Batgirl
That Silly Little Internet Story reviews
When three Muppet ladies read an internet story, "Ten signs you're falling in love," they wonder if it's true. Piggy/Kermit Camilla/Gonzo Janice/Floyd. Just in time for Valentine's Day! One shot, R&R!
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Where I Belong reviews
Mickey leaves Wasteland and Oswald realizes where the two belong. Two-shots, but it works. R&R!
Epic Mickey - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Oswald R., Mickey M. - Complete