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Author has written 10 stories for Muppet Show, Epic Mickey, Batman, Total Drama series, X-Men: The Movie, and Club penguin.
I'm IcyJade, nice to meet you(:
I really prefer writing drabbles, one shots, or short stories, but i'll sometimes write a novel if i feel like it (=.
Hello Jock and Beatles fans alike!
This is my first time doing this kind of thing, so bare with me here.
Anyway, you like writing song-fics? Have an obsession with the pairing of the athletic feminist Jo and the military heart-throb Brick? Can't stop listening the the 6O's band the Beatles?
Boy, have I got the challenge for you.
The challenge is: write a JOCK fanfic based on one of the songs from The Beatles' album "1" (With the exception of Hey Jude [see rule #2, that will be replaced with the song "Got To Get You Into My Life"
I know, I hate 'em, you hate 'em, but we have to have 'em.
RULE #1: PM me if you're interested, then I will assign you a random song (my iPod will be on shuffle, so no biased will occur. So, you might be lucky and get "Love Me Do" or get stuck with "Yellow Submarine".) Hey, I'm not going to stop you from writing a Beatles songfic, but if you don't check with me first, you wouldn't be entered.
RULE #2: The winner will be the author that writes a story that stirs emotion out of the reader. I want to either laugh, cry, be furious, fan-girl or ruin my finger nails with suspense. (Don't freak out; I only need one emotion from the story.) And I don't want to be bored. (That's why I eliminated "Hey Jude." With seven minutes of lyrics, I think anyone would get bored.) So, say you got "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" I don't want a whole fic of Brick asking Jo to hold his hand. It's cliche and just ... blah. Jazz it up like the crazy fangirl/boy I know you are.
RULE #3: Do your best and be creative! The rating can even be M, (A Hard Day's Night) but please, don't make it like I'm a horny George Washington looking for some book-porn. There are tons of situations Jock could go in! That's the beauty of these couple! However, if you get "Eleanor Rigby" or "Penny Lane", feel free to PM me! Don't be scared, I don't bite. If you're seriously stuck, don't be afraid to ask. I even have an idea for Yellow Submarine. Don't fret.
So, if you're interested, PM AWAY! Good luck and have a blast! Jade out, peace!
I'm a really big fan of The Muppets, Darkwing Duck, Merlin, Tom Daley (IS THE SEXIEST THING THAT EVER LIVED) Doctor Who, The Powerpuff Girls, Anything Disney, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, ParaNorman, Dance Moms (My American cousin watches it on Skype so I can watch it too! Candy apples... Grrr Kathy just annoys me so much!) Total Drama, Club Penguin, And The Lorax (I'm secretly married to the Once-ler!)
Miss Brainless: This girl is a PARTY IN A POPTART BOX. She got me hooked on The Once-ler and is my real life BFF! She's helping me make sure Once's in character and awesome sauce like that. CHORUS BUDDIES FOR LIFE! =D
PocahontasandTotalDrama4ever: His "Duncan and Gwen's and others Trip to Disneyland" is SOOO amazing! It's too adorable and a great read. Go, read it! Now!
TheRealSlimShady511: He's an amazing friend left behind in America =[ he used to have a DBZ story, but took it down because of lack of reviews (or ANY views, for that matter xD) we always chat on the phone and he is my real-life brother! I MISS YOU
bluebook1496: Her Rogue/Logan stories are amazing!! I can't get enough =] if you like X-Men, go check her out! She's brilliant!
NerdyBarista: I won't lie, this chick is my FF older sister. She got me hooked on NOVA (Noah/Eva) and she has reviewed every chapter of TD Drabbles!! I am so thankful for her support through the months. I dont think I would update TDD as fast as i do without her =] CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW PROMOTION! ... Even though your Public Enemy #2 xD congrats!
DrakesChick: This girl has AMAZING YOUNG JUSTICE stories! Check 'em out, she'll have you hooked.
Ambygs123: One of my very first reviewers, and I don't think I'd be here on FF if it wasn't for her. She's reviewed almost every chapter of "Skeeter's Story" and I don't know how to thank her enough!
IllustriousCrackpot: Ah, the Crackpot. The very reason I'm here today. This protégé had me hooked on the Muppets and inspired me to join FF in the first place. She is wicked talented, an amazing artist and even better writer. It is my dream to write as well as her.
(I do feel awful because Skeeter's Story now has more reviews then her "A Very Muppets Mystery!" (I have 39, she has 33 making SS the most reviewed in the Muppet Show catagory!!) Her story deserves way more then I do.)
So here's my story on my three month hiatus back in Febuary-April. Well, my dad had lost his job and we're barely scraping by. (Sound familiar? Skeeter's Story!) well, in February my dad finally got a new job!
Explain why i didnt feel too artsy? :/
Also going to a new school and stuff really helped with inspiration for Forbidden, Melanie. :)
but I Love Britain so much, I've def adapted the environment and I've made tons of new friends!My American cousin when i visited for Thanksgiving said that I'm even getting a British accent! Which is awesome! :D
I am a mis-fit.
I'd rather listen to the 7O's then the trash we have today.
The Beatles is Way Better then One Direction
Shorts up to my knees is my style
Hollister and Aero are over-rated
Sitting in a corner with a good book is more fun then grinding at a club ANY DAY
While most girls have boyfriends, I'm married to my favorite cartoon character
Most girls threw out their old stuffed animals, while I remember each one's name
I only use Facebook for homework questions.
The only make-up I use is for Halloween
I write my problems into stories, while other girls cry about it.
Most people watch realality TV, I watch Disney Channel cartoons and Cartoon Network
I AM A MISFIT AND I AM PROUD!
you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever run into a screen door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you really hate when people follow or favorite your story and don't review it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off!
If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")
If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.
If you Hate people smarter than you.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have never will and proud of it copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
You talk to yourself a lot.
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
Hey girls (Or boys, I don't judge) who are obsessed with cutting the pounds, just cut your head off. It makes it a lot easier to loose about ten pounds! Copy and Paste this in you're profile if you agree!
If You Act Your Shoe Size, Not Your Age, Copy And Paste In You're Profile And Add Your Username To The List TheBlueManatee17, IcyJade2007,
If Wolverine suddenly went missing, Storm would start crying, Professor X, Rouge, and Gambit would organize a search party, Cyclops would enjoy the silence, copy and paste this on your profile if you would be poking you're new prisoner with a stick.
If you are over the age of ten and still watch Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, or any other "kid" channels, copy and paste this on your profile.
Copy and Paste this in your profile if your sick of the stereotype and drama that comes with Religion and you just believe in God.
If you don't really understand why everyone's obsessed with One Direction, copy and paste this in your profile.
That awkward moment when you start to ship your teachers, friends, etc. (Funny story with this one, I was watching to much TD one day and I starting shipping EVERYONE. I shipped my English teacher and my Business teacher.Two months later those teachers are now engaged.)
Alright, this is getting ridiculous. These authors: explodinghead and catspats31 have a community of over 1,OOO stories that are "reportable." somehow, these prats think that they're "cleaning up" Fanfiction, when really they are being annoying and a disturbance among the FF family. They have taking it upon themselves to create a "mafia" among FF. I think that if FF had a problem with the stories with like, one lyric of a song or an innocent ask column, they would take it down. PERSONALLY. So calm yourselves, and let FF handle it.
Also, some of the rules are ridiculous. No 2nd person based stories? No Q&A? who are we hurting by doing this?
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Please, people, show some sensitivity. The children and teachers who died in the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School were real people. People with mothers, fathers, siblings, so on.
Those families have suffered an inconceivable loss.
Please don't cheapen those deaths by putting your favorite TV show characters in a story about the shooting. No, Big Time Rush didn't have siblings there; Glee characters weren't visiting to put on a show; Young Justice didn't try to use their superpowers to prevent it. Adam Lanza was not possessed by Loki or some other such nonsense.
For the love of God, please keep fiction and life separate. Please, please let those babies rest in peace. Leave them out of your fanfiction.
I know, I know, it's juicy and tempting to put characters into situations like this. Plot bunnies put the ideas in your head and don't leave until you write it out and perfect it.
But, Just Because You Can, Does Not Mean You Should.
If you've ever been called "Socially Stupid," copy and paste this into your profile. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by me
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the best time to dry my hair...)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (No purchase necessary!? No wonder America's overweight...)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (I thought you used it like irregular soap!)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But... Remember guys it's only a suggestion. My Uncle Larry personally likes it frozen.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Whoops.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (That would explain the irregularly high medical bills...)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That's right. Kids need to stop driving and working machinery already.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for...)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (You don't say!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Who's the person that asked for directions...)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Alright, what idiot sued for THAT!?))
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oops. Guess my neighbor's new nickname is Stumpy.)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)
On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (NOOO NOT THE BEES! *breaks down and cries*)
On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (*facepalm*)
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)
A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (*facedesk*)
A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)
A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included. (*BATMAN FACEPALM; when something is so stupid a normal facepalm just doesn't work.
A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Well, that's just a big plain DUH)
A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)
A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (How else do I get the sun out of my eyes!)
A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (But.. It tastes so good with cheese)
A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Up! Sorry guys, we need a new weapon.)
A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)
A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Sorry kids you need to find a new play-pen)
A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)
A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Really? I thought it was a puppy.)
A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (Really!)
A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)
A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn. Better go buy a helmet.)
An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)
A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Well, time to get a new after school snack.)
A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)
On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Total Drama Island: Noah/Eva, Geoff/Bridgette, Justin/Katie, Brady/Beth, Cody/Sierra, Harold/Leshawna, Harold/Izzy, DJ/Sadie, Gwen/Duncan, Courtney/Trent, Alejandro/Heather, Noah/Izzy, Courtney/Duncan (Though i'd prefer Gwuncan ANY DAY) Noah/Cody (Only sometimes...) and Gwen/Trent
Total Drama Revenge of the Island: JO/BRICK (MY OTP!), Sam/Dakota, Lightning/Anne Marie, Scott/Dawn, Dawn/Cameron, B/Staci, Scott/Painful Death and of course, Mike/Zoey.
Batman: Robin/Batgirl, Batman/Catwomen, Joker/Harley Quinn, Poision Ivy/ The Riddler (Don't ask...)
Disney(There's a ton here, i'm just including every Disney thing ever made): Mickey/Minnie, Donald/Daisy, Goofy/Clarabelle, Horace/Clarabelle, Peter Pan/Alice, Marlin/Dory, Every Princess and her Prince, Evil Queen/Captain Hook, and a lot more but i'm lazy xD let's just say if you have a couple i'll like it.
.:These Aren't All The Characters, But My Profile Is Long Enough As It Is (and getting longer) So I Cut The Characters I'm Nothing Like, These Are all The Characters I'm Like:.
You know you're a Batman fan nerd when...
1) You say holy _ Batman! (HOLY RUSTED METAL BATMAN! or HOLY ALPHABET BATMAN!)
2) when something dramatic happens you ask a series of questions then end it by saying "Find out next time. same bat time. same bat channel"(Dude. I'd say that all the bloody time and ALL the kids in my class are like"WE KNOW!")
3) When your about to jump over the wall thingy in gym class you scream "na na na na na na BATMAN!!"(Or go around it saying Batmbile. Or going underneathe saying Batgirl. Or jumping fist out saying ROBIN PWANCH!)
4) when you relate something happening in your life to issue number _(54; totally 54)
5)When girls fawn over a popular boy and you look at him saying "please. he's no Robin." (who by the way are all male models in disguise)
6) When you wear a shirt stating "Dick/Babs Forever" every day. *nervous chuckle*
7) When you sign a secret santa present "From your friendly neirborhood Batman" (or grumpy; everyone sill knows its me)
8) when you wear a NightWing shirt, and you spaz at anyone calling him Blue Beetle or Captain Atom.( CALL HIM THOSE LAME HEROES AGAIN AND I WILL HURT YOU!)
9) when your home alone you practice your super hero voice figuring that there must be something better then the christian bale voice to use as a hero.(Touche cmputer. Touche.)
10) Laugh at those who call you a comic book weirdo and say "on an alternate world you'd be my best friend."
11) look at your teacher and then look at a picture of Slade. then make all the possible coinsidences that could connect him with slade. once you figure out that this guy is way to close to being slade jump to conclusions and figure that Slade took a teacher form to blend in with our world on a plot to world dominaion including making his students lives impossible. (That's my German teacher, know it!)
My Favorite Batman Quotes: (These Are From DrakesChick's Profile! Check her out, she's a great writer)
1. Joker: You killed Captain Clown!!!
2. Joker: Party pooper no cake for you!
3. Joker: Colonel what’s his name has chickens, and they don’t even have mustaches!
4. George Clooney: ... I think I buried that [Batman] franchise single handedly ...
Me: Yes…yes you did, you’re almost as bad as Adam West!
5. Bruce:They say I'm insane. Do YOU think I'm insane Alfred?
6. Robin (on hearing Lock-Ups origin):Another fine villain, brought to you through a grant from the Wayne Foundation! (See's Batman's look) Sorry..
7. Luthor:Why should I trust you to kill Superman, word from Gotham is you can't even kill a mere mortal.
8. Tim: That kid is wired way too tight.
Dick: Remind you of someone?
Jason: Shut up Nightwing.
9. Dick: And this is to prove what exactly?
Damian: That I am the best Robin, of course.
Tim: To who?
Damian: To you. To him. To me.
Dick: You’ve got nothing to prove-none of us do *points at Jason* Well actually maybe you still do-but you heard what he said at the portrait sitting.
Jason: Portrait sitting? Guess my invite got lost in the mail.
10. Mob Boss: There’s easier ways to kill yourself!
Jason: Yeah like yelling at the guys who’s holding the AK-47.
11. Batman: *lights bottle of bleach on fire* Let me take you to school, suckers…*throws bottle at drug smugglers* In chemistry.
Black Canary: “Bat-mobile”…?
Batman: *points* Not one word. I’ve taken enough grief about calling my goddamn car the goddamn Batmobile. I’m the goddamn Batman and I can call my goddamn car whatever the hell I want to call it.
12. Bruce: *thinking* What a damn IDIOT. The THINGS I’d do with POWER like that…it’s such a damn WASTE. He’s worse than KENT.
13. Batman: You really should try the lemonade. On a hot day like this, it’s a godsend.
Green Lantern: Damn you and your lemonade! They’ll bring us all down because of you! They’ll think we’re all as crazy as you are! You’ve already got half of them calling us criminals!
14. Green Lantern: You must’ve bribed everybody at that clinic. I wouldn’t put it past you.
Batman: But that would’ve cost a fortune.
Green Lantern: So maybe you’re rich. For all I know you’re a billionaire. I’ve seen that car you’re driving.
Robin: He’s got a point, there. Maybe he’s right. Maybe I am Dick Grayson.
Green Lantern: Don’t try to confuse me, damn it!
Batman: That paint on his face. Should I tell him?
Robin: No, man. It’s too good. Don’t spoil it.
Adam West Batman Quotes That Are To Funny To Pass Up:
Batman to Robin: "When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species."
Robin: "I guess you can never trust a woman."
Robin: "That's an impossible shot, Batman."
Catwoman: "Let no one say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world."
Batman: "What took you so long, Batgirl?"
Robin, looking at Batgirl: "You know something, Batman?"
Robin: "Gosh, if I could just figure out that riddle. Why can't I get it?"
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