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Just a recently converted Puckleberry fanfic reader. Used to love Glee, still like it, but I find myself slightly irritated by the floundering quality in writing on the show.

Didn't use to ship any pairing, but now I think Puckleberry should be endgame.

Mark Salling should get more credit for his work on the show. I think, he should have more duets with Lea Michele (tons of sexual and musical chemistry there!) and his character should interact more with others (his bromance with Artie in season 2 made watching Glee a lot more tolerable!).

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and for spare parts we're broken up by time.forgets reviews
I want dirt under my fingernails, I want your hips arching into mine, I want a disaster, I want your useless love for me beating as you moan. j/b
Community - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Britta P., Jeff W. - Complete
Beginner Floriculture by lobsterwife reviews
britta is his constant; darkest timeline jeff/britta
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
The Psychology of Sexual Tension by AnjaLangdon reviews
Britta and Jeff were the two leftovers when the group chose to study, but studying isn't in Jeff or Britta's mind when they get to his apartment.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Britta P., Jeff W. - Complete
The Puckleberry Shuffle by Ms. Redd reviews
Random Puckleberry one-shots inspired by my iPod. Some friendship, some relationship, all P/R-centric. Labeled 'complete' because each story is completed, but new stories will continue to be added.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,284 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
If at First You Don't Succeed by Ms. Redd reviews
"Umm, do you think, maybe, he was doing it wrong?" / "F* yeah he was doing it wrong!" / "Santana! Lower your voice!" Rachel has a problem. Santana proposes a solution.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
At Least it was Here by kcrae reviews
Annie and the study group have something to tell Jeff and Britta. Rating for Chapter 3 but the ending of Chapter 2 will Suffice if you're looking for a more PG ending.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Britta P., Jeff W. - Complete
I Get Off by cindysark reviews
Puck learns that sometimes, when you step outside your box, awesome things can happen. Especially when it's Rachel doing the stepping. Pure Smuckleberry with a side of plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
It's Your Song That Sets Me Free by Tarafina reviews
Rachel Berry had no idea what events would transpire that day. How standing up for someone she didn't know would eventually lead to tragedy. And Noah Puckerman was the unfortunate boy who had to deal with the aftermath. Coping was never his strong suit.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 147,063 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Holding On and Letting Go by GoingVintage reviews
Puck hasn't been home in ten years and it took a family loss to force him back to Lima. Rachel was living the life she thought she wanted. When Puck and Rachel meet up again, the past will resurface and the future, once so sure, will hang in the balance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,777 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Music Theory and Yuletide Traditions by AnthroQueen reviews
The Greendale Community College study group finds the perfect way to count down the days until Christmas.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
North by alien09 reviews
I haven't been to this park in a while since we became an us. / EPIC Puckleberry that spins off course from Rhodes Not Taken. Nominated for 3 2011 PR Fanfic Awards. COMPLETED.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 149,213 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
You Turn Me On by CSM reviews
Finn and Rachel just can't seem to get enough of each other. Takes place in 3x06
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Testable Question by sigmakutie reviews
Rachel discovers something about herself and Puck enlists Santana to help her out. Established Puckleberry. Puckleberrypez. VERY EXPICIT! A/N: Dedicated to Tiana zombietana on Tumblr and Laura imhisfatbottmedgirl on Tumblr
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
And It Goes Like This by Paceismyhero reviews
A/U oneshot set in season 3 inspired by "Moves Like Jagger". Puck and Rachel are paired up for a duet, but spend much of the week working on a different "project". Rated M for equal parts naughty language and naughty times. Please read and review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Let's Start a Riot by Paceismyhero reviews
Can you take me / Into days I never knew / Let's start a riot - I want to riot / Let's start a riot, me and you / 'Cause a riot's overdue
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,043 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Indecent Proposal by Paceismyhero reviews
Prompt oneshot fic from anchyweasley. Puck plans to propose, but everything goes wrong. Future fic with everything from Glee up until the end of season 2 holding true. Rated M for language and a very little bit of sexual content. Please read and review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Relationships 101 by SLopez reviews
Jeff and Britta realize they have fallen in love with each other. Though, it's not that simple for Jeff to convince Britta of that fact.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [Jeff W., Britta P.] - Complete
My Porcelain Romance by Isabel5 reviews
Puck/Rachel. Just because practically every important moment in Rachel and Puck's relationship happened in a bathroom, doesn't make their story any less epic. This is the story of their porcelain romance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,394 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Freaky Thursday by Carly-M reviews
The group willingly swaps personalities for a day, what could possibly go wrong?
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Stake Your Claim by 27vampyresinhermind reviews
Puck notices that Rachel & Sam have started hanging out a lot more often. He doesn't really like it. At all. Prompt!fic written for LynZann! Contains Smuckleberry, Samchel and Pezberry friendships! M for a reason of course!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Rachel takes one for the team by Nova802 reviews
As it turns out, Rachel will do just about anything to win Nationals. Especially if it's something she already wants to do. Puckleberry with a strong side of Kurt/Rachel friendship. M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Feel the Burn by Paceismyhero reviews
A Puckleberry smut story that started as one part and now will be five, covering the five senses in one way or another. Everything on the show that has happened can be assumed to be true here, too, though it is not very relevant. Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
You can owe me by Nova802 reviews
Puck likes to keep an eye on Rachel. Just, you know, so she doesn't get in over her head or anything. So when she starts approaching the Glee guys about something, he's determined to find out what it is. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Blame It On The Alcohol by starsaligns reviews
Based on the episode Blame It On The Alcohol. So maybe she is hot, standing there in her sequined dress and heels. He's never thought Tina Cohen-Chang was hot before, but now her ass is in the air and he thinks he's going to die.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Tina C. - Complete
Noah Puckerman's Guide to Orgasm Denial by KittyGoddess415 reviews
How to Show Her You Really Care Puck tells y'all how it's done. How to keep your woman satisfied but coming back for more, Puckerone style. VERY MATURE THEMES. Takes place in "The Games They Play" universe on my LJ. References to kink within!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Arms of a Woman by Paceismyhero reviews
This is a one-shot Puckleberry fic that has been seriously taking over my life for far too long. It is post "A Very Glee Christmas", but ignore everything after that. It is set during winter break, and is rated M for a reason. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Don't You Desert Me Now by smc-27 reviews
Something pushes Rachel over the edge. She's had enough, and she declares war on the glee club. Puck, knowing which side is going to win, joins her team. Puck/Rachel oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
confused by what I think is obvious by Nova802 reviews
Here it is, three years later and Noah Puckerman is still trying to ruin her life. One shot written for the Puck/Rachel drabble meme on LJ.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Storm Before the Calm by GoingVintage reviews
A Glee camping trip. Rachel's ruined tent. A few hours alone with Puck in his tent. Smut ensues. ONESHOT. Written in January but only posting here now.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The L Word by loveadubdub reviews
"They're like a family. A really effed up, dysfunctional, incestuous family, but a family nonetheless." Puck's PoV on glee and all the people involved.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Puck - Complete
You're A Sweet Little Mystery by smc-27 reviews
Puck and Rachel. Friends with benefits. Yeah, that'll work. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,840 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
All Roads Lead to You by GoingVintage reviews
Puck and Rachel re-establish a friendship on the first day of college that will grow strong over the years until love and loss tears them apart. Will their roads cross again or is what they had too far gone? Puckleberry future fic. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,160 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Refuge by smc-27 reviews
PR Oneshot. A blizzard forces them together. Alone. "We need to lay out some ground rules. If the weather report is accurate, it appears that you won't be going anywhere until morning. I'm uncomfortable with your serious lack of inhibitions right now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Laying Down the Law by Nova802 reviews
Rachel is seeing someone new, but will Puck and Finn try to spoil things? Yeah. That's a safe bet. Puckleberry Finn. So there's more...who knew?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
The air that inhabits you by Nova802 reviews
Puck and Rachel slowly find that they have become necessary to each other. Set post Sectionals. Now with an epilogue from Rachel's POV.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,288 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Like a Star by saradelovely reviews
Puck became Noah and despite Finn's dirty looks, Rachel became his.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Set Myself on Fire by deews reviews
Puck and Rachel, from the beginning. It wasn't always slushies and nasty comments in the hallway. // Ten: Someone breaks up, someone makes up, and old habits die hard. Finished!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
In the Middle by une fille reviews
Kurt hates it when Mommy and Daddy fight. Implied Puck/Rachel An Easy Girl ficlet
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Easy Girl by une fille reviews
The end, the beginning and the middle. Puck knows it's not normal but he stops caring about that pretty quickly,
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete