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Author has written 10 stories for NiGHTS, Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO, Harry Potter, Avengers, Warriors, Hunger Games, and Naruto.

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Awesome Quotes

"I understood that reference." - Avengers

"I wanna be a pie!" - Asdf Movie

"Focus on what you have. Focus on the people who make you smile, not the things that make you cry." - Teenager Post #223

"Hold tight and pretend there's a plan!" - Doctor Who

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." - The Princess Bride

"What's the point of power if you can't abuse it?" - Skulduggery Pleasant

"If you ever need anybody murdered, give me a call! I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere! Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter! I just love killin'!" - Rick and Morty

"I may be on the side of the angels. But don't think, for one second, that I am one of them." - Sherlock

"They burned down my house! They ate my tailor!" - Supernatural

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath. Do your research." - Sherlock

"I wanna be brave at home! Locked in my closet! With my teddy bear!" - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

"Don't eat me! I have a wife and family, Eat them!" - The Simpsons

"Just because everyone hates it, doesn't mean it's not good!" - Despicable Me 2

"I'm the smart one and you're the potato one." - Doctor Who

"I will kill you dead." - Supernatural

"Every villain is a hero in his own mind." - Tom Hiddleston

"Homework's stupid, the whole point is to get less of it!" - Rick and Morty

"Darn darn darny darn!!!!!!!!" - The Lego Movie

"I'll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: it's a waste of time. Bunch of people running around bumping into each other, got a guy up front says, '2 plus 2,' and the people in the back say, '4.' Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that's not a popular opinion, but that's my two cents on the issue." - Rick and Morty

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The Doctor's Dialga by JetravenEx reviews
The Doctor and Rose are returning from the Parallel Universe, when the TARDIS is struck by another Lord of Time in the Vortex. (Has also been submitted to the Inkitt Fandom contest!)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, Dialga - Complete
Hydrated by Joki of Sassgard reviews
"Do you want to jump in puddles?" FROZEN PARODY. Follow the story of the water-logged queen of Arendelle and her sister that is obsessed with chocolate. I don't own the cover just found it on the internet. Please review! (Written in collab with Toothless the Adorable Dragon)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Elsa, Anna, Kristoff B., Hans
Avengers 20 by Verisimilitude1218 reviews
In the near future, Loki has won. The Avengers have lost. Yet their children survive. Two of them under Loki's control and two of them in the care of Nick Fury. Now, the kids have grown and the stakes have risen. Stevie and Bryan, Captain America and the Hulk's son respect, have been in hiding, trained by Fury now are trying to make their team whole. (On permanent hiatus)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,989 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Loki, Nick F., Agent Maria Hill
A Box Full Of Stories by MajesticGull reviews
Chapter 50: Grim Reaper AU - Lucy is a Reaper and Emmet is an adorkable construction worker. A series of little one shots ranging from fluffy humor to angst, of any and all ships be it platonic or romantic. Not accepting requests at the moment.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 69,071 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014
That Happens Sometimes by FrostedFangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
The Blessing of Pain by XxYesterdayTodayTomorrowxX reviews
A long time ago, an irreversible curse was placed on all the gods, making them feel immense pain whenever one of their children dies. Twice two certain gods had journeyed down the bleak, black path of pain. Twice did they comfort each other. Athena/Poseidon. Co- authored by HybridsRose! T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,969 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Athena, Poseidon]
Choices by xxx-wow-xxx reviews
To save Kili, Tauriel has to make a choice (SPOILER Hobbit 3) (KilixTauriel, Kili/Tauriel)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Pillars Four by OhTex reviews
Each of Hogwarts Founders had their own item, something precious to them: the sword, the cup, the locket & the diadem. This is a collection of four one shots exploring what each object meant to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
HACkEd by Pica-the-pikachu reviews
Data is an art form. Each number changing to coincide with it's brother, except it has already changed to match it's sister. Thus creating a butterfree of change throughout all of the numbers. A hacker can use the changes to there advantage. A hacker can turn the butterfree into a catterpie, then change it into a weedle. A hacker can do anything.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,452 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Concordia/Helena, Red, Blue O./Green O. (male), OC
The World in Red by ThreeBlindMice reviews
Red is a Champion among Champions, taking title after title as he travels through the various regions. With his 'Dex in hand, he is determined to catalogue every single Pokémon in existence, but with great power comes great responsibility. Slowly, but surely, the world will turn against him. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
My Little Pony: Villain Competition by Ghostkaiba297 reviews
Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, and King Sombra argue over who the best villain in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra - Complete
Fear of Falling by Serenade reviews
Bucky is afraid to fall. Steve is not.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Fallen by Marvelite5Ever reviews
After Bucky falls from the train, Steve searches the ravine for him, determined to save him. Tragic first chapter where Steve doesn't find him, with an extended, hopeful AU second chapter where Steve does find Bucky (and he's alive).
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Because Of Nick by The Fandom Garrison reviews
Remember the man who wanted justice because of what evil had done to his family? Oh, wait...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Sam W., Lucifer, Nick - Complete
A Brother More Like Me by nevvt reviews
After almost killing his little brother, Andy, with his magic, Prince Elliott of Arendelle is forced to hide himself away so his brother can be safe. But it's been said fear will be his enemy, and when the day of his coronation comes, fear may just consume him. [Genderbent Elsa-Elliott, Anna-Anders, Kristoff-Krista, Hans-Helena.]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,867 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
3 Times Steve Fought with the Winter Soldier and 1 Time He Didn't by ao mei reviews
Till the end of the line. Probably a oneshot.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier
Letters to Panem by sunshine everlasting reviews
Letters from the fallen tributes of the 74th annual Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Alright? by Something Like a Supernova reviews
People seem to enjoy telling Albus Severus Potter to stop worrying. "You'll be fine," they say. "You won't be a Slytherin." Right? Al isn't so sure...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Great Laser Tag Adventure by TheSoulGiver reviews
The Avengers decide on a fun day of recreation, and what better way to do it than by playing some laser tag? Their day certainly becomes more interesting when they decide to invite Loki to join them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
N's Past by SplashHart reviews
We all know that N had an unusual past. He was raised by Pokemon and then adopted by Ghetsis. But what if I told you that N was a normal boy, with a normal life? Please join me on this story and see how the Pokemon rasied him, how many promises were made and broken, how many hearts that were torn into pieces, and see that N's life wasn't as unusual as we thought...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Zorua
The End of All Things by TheOttomanEmpire reviews
A SuperWhoLock fic. Castiel is told by God to gather a ragtag group of extraordinary people to help avert something even bigger than one planet's apocalypse. Seven strange heroes from around the Universe are brought together, and aided by the prophet Beatrice Cross to stop the inevitable. Rated T for violence, swearing, and cossroads deals.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W.
We're the Perfect Two by Spaidel reviews
Some of the most loved and weird couples on this site and the most common ways of how they fell in love. Don't get offended by this.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
Pokémon: An Unlikely Origin (One-shot) by Missingno. Master reviews
A man arrives at a lonely moonlit crossroads to make an unusual deal with a demon.
Crossover - Pokémon & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Crowley - Complete
Till It Tastes Like Blood by Duck Life reviews
Samandriel's back under Naomi's control and nothing can break him out of it. Well, almost nothing. Oneshot. Adamandriel. Please R&R! Title from the Florence the Machine song "Are You Hurting The One You Love?"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Adam M., Samandriel, Naomi - Complete
Two Words by StarrySea reviews
You have been granted permission by the gods to write a letter of two words to anyone you know. Hermes will make sure they receive the message in whatever manner that may be. Two words, that's it. Choose them wisely." Chapter 7: Silena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012
Other People's Pets by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Rose decides to keep the Dalek instead of Adam. The Doctor is not amused. Absolutely cracktacular!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
With Friends Like These by inactivatedaccount reviews
A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down by Ruetheday reviews
Glimmer. I bet you cringe when you hear my name. I'm the pretty girl who bleeds poison. After all, that's what's inside me. But I wasn't always like that you know. I used to be average- less than that actually. But I ended up in a coffin, my body unrecognizable in its grave. (Glimmer Poem)
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Glimmer
I Don't Blame Him by FinnickOdair-Will-Live-Forever reviews
I branded him a loser. An outcast. Unworthy of life. Yet he still came back to me. He wanted our friendship. I guess I didn't realized that I needed it until it was too late. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Glimmer, Marvel - Complete
June's Diary by sabiangelrox reviews
Alicia's cousin, June, goes to stay with her in the holidays. Chaos ensues! This is June's view of the events. Not remotely Blytonesque but funny.
Enid Blyton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,016 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2009
Special Connection Between Sisters by SplashHart reviews
Two sisters realize that they have a special connection after their deputy is mysteriously killed. Little do they know that this connection might cause more harm than good...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,362 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
What Should Have Happened by September Silver reviews
I take random parts of the SP books and change them slightly so it's slightly more ridiculous. Enjoy! Will be continued if it gets enough reviews, faves, and follows.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All Sorrows Are Less With Bread by kiwimouse reviews
Everyone deserves a little shawarma, even puny gods.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Intoxicated by arcadiablitz reviews
It was how he felt just by simply looking at her. -Falkner/Janine, FatherlyShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Falkner/Hayato, Janine/Anzu - Complete
Why? by MissCHSparkles reviews
Harry is upset and angry at Professor Lupin leaving at the end of Third year and he blames Snape. After all, Snape's the one who told the Slytherin's about him being a werewolf. So, he decided to confront his Potion's teacher, to demand an explanation. And surprisingly, Snape tells him exactly why he did what he did and it is for reasons Harry never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Clint Barton: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Tired of tripping over arrows? Wondering why there is a army of birds outside your house? Wondering why there is suddenly a archery target in the kitchen? Read the manual.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I Want To Know Who I Am by Sapphire Hayden reviews
A tale of how a son of Nemesis finds himself. Rated for very minor language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Ethan N. - Complete
A Kitty Sue Alphabet by Aurorii reviews
A is for Angel, Rusty's sweet cousin, Scourge fell in love with her, And they have kits by the dozen...
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
Monster by jerkchester reviews
This will take us back when Discord and Princess Celestia were once younger, and hearts and hooves day came. Discord finally takes enough courage to go up to the one he loves, Celestia, and tell her his true feelings. Based on a comic!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Discord, Princess Celestia - Complete
Yes, Mr Tutor by Sazzypants reviews
Dean Winchester is about to fail high school when his principle gives him one last chance. Take on a tutor and have improved grades in one month in order to graduate. Destiel/Sabriel AU. Rated T unless i decided to bump it up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Wizeman's Biggest Feat by XxRaindr0pxX reviews
A logical explanation of how Wizeman fathered NiGHTS and Reala.
NiGHTS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Wizeman - Complete
Wrong Way to Die by Alex Kade reviews
Tony and Clint are trapped, and one of them may not make it out alive...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Peacock's Cry by marlinowl reviews
Even in death, Shen must return to his roots and face those from his past to discover who he really is, and what he must do. Post KFP2.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,500 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Shen
Flying High: A Warriors Parody by Prin Pardus reviews
Kitekit, born to CenterClan, the center of the universe, doesn't think she's a hero. However, as she battles enemy Clans and her own demons, she must rise to the challenge of a terrible prophecy, that will change StarClan forever....Or not.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,976 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Technical Difficulties by MaverikFlame reviews
"I think it's stuck." Loki's eyes popped wide. "What?" he shrieked. "It can't be!"
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Project H and the Half Blood Prince by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the sixth Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
Katniss Is by LoveTheBoyWithTheBread reviews
A lot can be said in 15 words. Poetry drabbles telling various characters perception of the leading lady.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 21 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katniss E.
I'm Sorry Could You Repeat That? by mannd1068 reviews
Have you ever read something in HP that made you tilt you head and go, excuse me could you please repeat that? This fic is one of those.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by Manic Pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
We Hope To See You Again by Violent-Medic reviews
We hope to see you again." Nurse Joy says that to every trainer. But why does she hope that trainers and their Pokemon return to the Pokemon Center, when they often only visit because they're horribly injured? There's a reason...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nurse Joy - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11058 - Favs: 14,926 - Follows: 6,030 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Not Caring by True Dawn reviews
Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Best by It'sTimeToDance reviews
The best Twilight fanfiction to ever grace your computer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
Pokemon Parodies by Pokemon Hater reviews
This is a funny story on the new version on Pokemon. Including all new funny Pokemon, starring Professor oak the retarded Pikachu, Ash "tomato" ketchup and fuccadile his new companion! Note: This has offensive language so Ive kept it censored! -A bit-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake by grab bag reviews
An instructional pamphlet recovered from the bus to CGL, which provides inside information for the Mary-Sue who is about to find herself at Camp Greenlake. Similar to "The Tough Guide to Fantasyland" if that helps.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 4,656 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Improv by Random-Battlecry reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Meet the Parents by She's a Star reviews
The summer after seventh year, Lily takes James home to meet her parents. Nothing could go wrong, right? Well...not necessarily. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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The Dimension of Currently Forgotten Characters reviews
Where do characters go when they are currently forgotten? What happens there? Rap, apparently.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Iruka U., Anko M., Yamato, Killer Bee - Complete
I Challenge You to a Snowball Fight! reviews
For the forum Caesar's Palace. Ron gets attacked by snowballs. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Ron W., George W., Ginny W., Fred W. - Complete
The Normal Way to Deal With Mary Sues reviews
The reign of Hopestar, Queen of the Mary Sues drags on. And on and on and on. Even StarClan has succumbed to the dangerous Mary Sue infection that has swept through the Clans, leaving terrible fanfiction in it's wake. But there's one cat who isn't infected. One cat who's immune. One cat who's... Normal? (Can be seen as a sequel to Hopesparkle's Sparkle of Hope!).
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2014 - OC
Hopesparkle's Sparkle of Hope! reviews
Hope is exiled from the Twoleyplace by her mean family but then joins ThunderClan and falls in love and has her heart broken and gets a prophecy and falls in love again and gets some powers and falls in love again and saves ThunderClan from ShadowClan and a bunch of other stuff! Mary Sue! Purposely terrible! Decreases your sanity!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - OC - Complete
The Stupidity Test reviews
The Avengers and their friends are given the challenge of doing the 100-question stupidity test by Nick Fury. Pretty soon, the insanity of Earth's Mightiest Heroes is revealed, an unexpected friendship with Loki is formed, fangirls obsess and a whole lot of randomness takes place!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,075 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Holiday Clans reviews
Each holiday has a Clan to go with it. Meet ChristmasClan, HalloweenClan, ChineseNewYearClan, HanukahClan, BirthdayClan and much more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,955 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
Let's Tell Scary Stories! reviews
A bunch of Harry Potter characters who find themselves stuck in a tent together decide to tell scary stories to pass the time. Rated T for scary stories. M if you're home alone and believe in axe-wielding psychopaths that can appear at any time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,273 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Shut Cato Up reviews
When Katniss blew up the Career's supplies, there was something she didn't see... Mato one-shot
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Cato, Marvel - Complete
Ultimo Parody reviews
Really random parody of the manga. Yamato is just your average, violent teenager who just so happens to look exactly like the famous bandit of many centuries ago. But when the evil doctor Dustbin tries to destroy half the world with an experiment, Yamato must gang up with a dysfunctional team of good guys and girly-looking robots to save the world. Currently under editing.
Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Ultimo, Yamato A.
NiGHTS Journey of Trouble reviews
Jasmine is a perfectly ordinary girl until three Nightmarans: NiGHTS, Reala and Jackle take her to the Dream World. She joins the epic group of outlaw Nightmarans and together, they unite to kick ass, uncover ancient truths and defeat Wizeman.
NiGHTS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - NiGHTS