Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, and Bleach.
age xx take a guess
man's life is laid in the loom of time
to a pattern he does not see,
while the weavers work and the shuttles fly
till the dawn of eternity.
some shuttles are filled with silver threads
and some with threads of gold,
while often but the darker hues
are all that they may hold.
but the weaver watches with skillful eye
each shuttle fly to and fro,
and sees the pattern so deftly wroght
as the loom moves sure and slow.
god surely planned the pattern:
each thread, the dark and fair,
is chosen by his master skill
and placed in the web with care.
he only knows its beauty,
and guides the shuttles which hold
the threads so unattractive,
as well as the threads of goald.
not till each loom is silent,
and the shuttlees cease to fly,
shall god reveal the pattern
and explain the reason why
the dark threads were as needful
in the weaver's skillful hand
as the threads of gold and silver
for the pattern which he planned
- tiger's quest by Colleen Houck
You threw a butt plug at me?!"
"You know a better way to shut up an asshole?" Bondage Style! by Chilord
: S-sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power...
"Keep fighting for the things you believe in. You will lose, as I did, every battle. There is only one you can possibly win: the one you engage every morning, when you shave in front of the mirror. If you can stare at your reflection without shame, be content with yourselves." Indro Montanelli - The Room - 02/20/1996
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
The more people care about you, the safer you are.
Think: if one person cares enough to dedicate their life to you, yo will always find protection in their presence; no matter what demons you have to fight, you won't have to fight them alone. Or, if a thousand people care about you, if just a little, you can find at least some safety wherever you go. But regardless: whether it's one beloved, faithful person taking a bullet so that you can live on, or a hundred friends showing up to help you deal with the loss of a loved one... the more people care, the safer you are, the more capable you are to live, and the more full of a life you may live.
But what if no one cares?
by Tiger Khan
At the moment Barchoke thought the odds were at best a coin toss. Tails he would win or his head he would lose.-Harry Crow By robst
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
-'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'
A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Normal people worry me.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
These are actual instruction labels from certain comsumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can I'm one of them. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you believe in God and aren't afraid to admit it then repost this on your profile
what would god do for a Klondike bar
how much wood could a would chuck chuck if a wood chuck had a chainsaw and two tons of TNT.
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