Princess Bertha
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Joined 03-03-03, id: 351299, Profile Updated: 02-06-13
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Twilight.


First things first: why is my name Princessbertha? Well, this account was originally created so that my friend and I could share our twisted LotR fic with the world. We basically thought 'Princess Bertha' was the greatest name ever, so hence this account. That was back in my sophomore year of high school, when I was 15... about ten years ago.

Now, I'm in my midtwenties, a law student, with absolutely no free time, hence the absolutely disgraceful lack of updating for the last several years.

Feel free to email me on at my gmail account, but I almost never check that so... and again, thank you to everyone who has reviewed over the years.

Lastly: I'm very happy that so many people liked my portrayal of Miss Clearwater. I love her as a character and I didn't like how things ended up for her in BD, especially when everyone else got a perfect ending. I think the emotional consequences of losing her father were ignored in favor of drama with Sam and that her sudden acceptance of Sam and Emily was unrealistic, considering how much her hatred of him had been built up. Also, her cruelness to the other pack members, especially to Embry, was never really explained convincingly. In the world of fanfiction, before I wrote Endless Daylight it seemed that most other fans wrote about her as a catty harpy or a troubled teen who would stop at no length to hurt Sam. There seemed to be a general theme of self-harm and addiction.

So, that's why I wrote Endless Daylight and later Red Sky and Morning, and thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who has read them, who has reviewed them, who has translated them into French, who has reviewed them on podcasts and who has added them to lists.

Thank you very much for my Indie nominations!!

tl;dr? Maybe one day I'll update the one I've started and haven't finished, maybe one day I'll post a new one. I just really, really like writing parody fanfiction and sometimes serious feminist responses to Twilight. So there you have it.

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Forever reviews
A shocking turn of events brings Leah and Jacob closer than ever before seven years after Breaking Dawn. Blackwater. As cannon as a non-cannon couple can be!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Emmett Cullen and the Delayed Search for Identity reviews
Could there be hidden depths to some of the less well-developed characters? A comedy adventure staring Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Nessie, Leah and Esme. Finished at last!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Red Sky at Morning reviews
Finally, finally, finally complete! Major BLACKWATER. Sequel to "Endless Daylight." Jake and Sam can't *both* be Alpha, can they? Nessie wants to go to school. No one's happy about Jake and Leah, except...the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,596 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Endless Daylight reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Price is Right reviews
The Cullens lose all their money in an economic downturn and Edward is forced into the world's oldest profession. What could be better? Humor, obviously. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
At Wit's End reviews
Beckett and Norrington are enjoying some tea in the afterlife, but manage to find time to torment Davy Jones, Governor Swann, and Will Turner. All 3 chapters now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Arrrrrg! reviews
COMPLETE! Slash, parody, humour. Four years after PotC1, Norrington, Jack and Will reunite to save Elizabeth, who has been kidnapped by a member of Barbossa's crew. jackxwill, norringtonxannamaria
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,161 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
A Bloody Black Rose Strangled By Weeds Of Destiny reviews
CHAPPY 4 UP NOW! (a parody of all things fanfiction) Everyone and their uncle joins the fellowship, and Legolas sings!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
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