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Forgive Me, Father, for I Will Sin by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Home for Thanksgiving, Bella wakes up in her childhood room . . . but, much to her surprise, she's not alone. The man she's unknowingly shared a bed with just so happens to be the source of her fantasies for years . . . and her dad's closest friend. Can her fantasies finally become a reality? Romance/Drama/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,207 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Royal Inheritance by Redwood Forest reviews
Average, American teenager, Isabella Swan discovers that she is the last member of an ancient royal bloodline and is bound to a prince by law. She has to move to a new country and learn how to be a princess or loose everything her ancestors fought for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,383 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 3996 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 4,541 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/31/2012
Dragonfly Dreams by GothicTemptress reviews
A stifling, sheltered existence. A decision. A daunting risk. A new life. An unspoken longing in the shy distance between a young woman and the exotic allure of a cultured older man. Testing the direction of the wind as she spreads her wings for the first time, she's eager to fly towards the sunlight. Isabella Swan is ready to bloom. 1st place winner in the May to December Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,892 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 314 - Published: 2/12 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Saw You Coming by Saritadreaming reviews
Bella has the gift of second sight. After a tragic accident, her world collides with Edward's. She is expecting him, but he is not ready for her. *** A/U Mostly Canon pairings. Vampire/Human/Wolfpack *INDIE NOMINEE *Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 254,779 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Melt by ineedyoursway reviews
An old soul, a hard past, and a very, very small town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,278 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Penal Code by BellaFlan reviews
Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/Comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 5,239 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tempting Nerdy Expectations by Lis123 reviews
Alice and Jasper are friends. She asks him a favor; to help socialize her nerdy brother, Edward. DRABBLE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 33,669 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Oh Brother by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** Shy, orphaned Edward comes to live with his older brother and his wife to finish out his last year of high school, bringing with him a seven-year crush on his sister-in-law. ** TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN CONTEST - Honorable Mention Judges Vote, Judges Favorite from SoapyMayhem ** #6 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Nov 2012 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,468 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Guide To Seduce Your Spouse by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
"I hate you Edward Cullen & I regret the day I married you!" A one night stand & a marriage license later changes the lives of 2 strangers trapped in a marriage of social convenience. Behind closed doors is a very different story. Lemons/Lang ExB Dramady.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,258 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Ctrl Alt Del by GothicTemptress reviews
Beneath the painful emotions & seeping within her festering wounds, reality is pushing through the frayed edges of the radical decision Bella's made. Fragmented and overloaded, her choice is a difficult one, coming from a source she never expected. A system restore can be more complex than anticipated. Commence resolution protocol and prepare to queue those three computer keys ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lacrimosa and Honied Pomegranate Seeds by GothicTemptress reviews
The leaking whispers of secret desires beckon the gods of antiquities to Bella's awakening. Edward embraces the myth of Hades & Persephone ... together strangers engage in a thrill-seeking erotic fantasy of risk & discovery. More than stocks are exchanged on the busy trading floor - Award winning One Shot exploring sexual fantasies regarding public sex, kink & risky business!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 371 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14608 - Favs: 10,543 - Follows: 7,866 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,665 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3860 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scintilla by GothicTemptress reviews
The temperature of our lives is first influenced by little sparks. If they're kindled, nurtured & encouraged, what fires can be ignited? A romance about activism, the humanitarian spirit within & the slow burn of a passion years in the making. It's an exploration of current events, global strife, African conflict minerals, social accountability & calibrating our moral compass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,368 - Reviews: 10217 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forget Me Knots by GothicTemptress reviews
In the complex composition of the fibers forming the rope of life, some knots are erotic & fulfilling while others are disconcertingly merciless. Many unravel, but vestiges often remain as evidence of distressful wounds too wretched to heal - An extremely dark One Shot that explores edge play, shibari rope play, erotic breath play and ... well ... things far more sinister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,980 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 311 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11479 - Favs: 9,088 - Follows: 6,583 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 8,220 - Follows: 8,427 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Due to A Stalled Train Ahead by zeewriter reviews
Is it possible that true love can be found on the trains of New York City? Law School student, Bella meets Edward on the D train. This can only go one way. AH, rated M for lemons and language. First Fan Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,415 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voyeur by GothicTemptress reviews
A demure princess visits Cullen Castle. She perceives a few interesting things about the inhabitants & Prince Edward discovers that beneath her customary veil of piety, a dangerously inquisitive creature lurks, much to his pleasure. An erotic One Shot exploring voyeurism and the delicious seduction of a virgin tempted to pull aside her maiden's veil to do more that just watch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 409 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Universes by FantasyMother reviews
Not all is as it seems when Edwards from two different universes find an old journal that can bridge the gap between them. Things become even stranger when the reality of one universe starts to bleed into the other. AU, B & E Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,244 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
1001 Jacobian Nights by Amanda Wilder reviews
First Sam/Leah, then Bella/Jake. An unusual tale of love and healing written with a nod towards Anais Nin. Bella is diagnosed with an illness resulting from her relationship with Edward, and Jacob is chosen to heal her. Summary within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,175 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bereit by GothicTemptress reviews
Faced with adversity, horror, pain, loss, love and hope, humanity bears the challenge of survival and the pursuit of happiness. Will Edek Cullenski and Izabela Swanda be ready for this journey? Based on my family's true story of surviving the Holocaust in war ravaged Poland and Germany during WW2. Honorable Mention Winner & Finalist for the 2010 Cherry Exchange One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 387 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,737 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eighteen by GothicTemptress reviews
Black night against perfect light, a circuit of touch and reverence inspire a countdown to seduction, the darkness awakened one lace of a leather corset at a time. Get ready to lose your breath ... An erotic One Shot showcasing the veneration of lovers enjoying the tightening of laces down the spine, and the awakening of a burgeoning need to sensually explore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 363 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rabbit Hole by profmom72 reviews
Edward leaves Bella before revealing the Cullens are vampires. Bella’s curiosity gets the best of her, and she spends years chasing her suspicions, drawing attention from dangerous sources. Can Bella be saved from the Rabbit Hole she’s fallen into? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,260 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,433 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,108 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6722 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
As the World Falls Down by Iavas reviews
Stories become legends, legends become myths, and myths eventually become life. Jareth has waited seven years since his defeat, watching as Sarah grows into a woman and into her dreams of acting. A careless wish summons him back from the Underground.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,684 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7017 - Favs: 4,177 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Cupid and Psyche by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,775 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19466 - Favs: 12,240 - Follows: 5,596 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Friends to lovers by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends who secretly loved each other but what happens when they add benefits to their relationship? AU ALL HUMAN BxE Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete