Purple Apocalypse
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Joined 12-10-11, id: 3513807, Profile Updated: 12-23-15
Author has written 4 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Hi Everyone!

The only stories I have posted are Buffy stories, and that's the only fandom I think I'll be working with for a while. I was working on a multi chapter Harry Potter story, but I'm putting that on hiatus, since I can't find the computer it was on and I never emailed it to myself or put it on a USB key. Hopefully it isn't gone forever. And if any of you remember, I once had a Glee story on this site. I took that down for personal reasons, and it will not be reposted.

If you have any prompts or anything you really want to see, especially when it comes to Buffy fics, please let me know. I'm happy to take suggestions.

Thank you to my wonderful beta, theowlandthedead! She rocks. (And she's a rocker. Tee hee.)


Now, just a few facts about me, in case you're interested...

My favorite TV shows: Downton Abbey, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse, and Doctor Who. I also like Torchwood and Angel, although they're not the best ones I've seen. And those are the only shows I watch. I don't really like TV.

My favorite books and authors: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; the Harry Potter series; the Inkheart trilogy; The Realm of Possibility; The Phantom Tollbooth; Wicked; 1984; Gone With the Wind; Jane Eyre; Great Expectations; The Last Unicorn; The Books of Pellinor; The Book Thief; Slaughterhouse Five; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close; Rebecca; The Road; Tales of The Madman Underground; Reading the OED: One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages; The Wild Girls; The Scorpio Races; The Princess Bride; Bridge to Terabithia; Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West; Memoirs of A Geisha; The History of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars; The Great Gatsby; (Authors:) Margaret Atwood; Charlotte Bronte; Dr. Seuss; George Orwell; John Green; Markus Zusak; Ernest Hemingway; Victoria Hanley; Douglas Adams; Kristin Cashore; Roald Dahl; Lewis Carroll; Chaim Potok; Sarah Dessen; Barbara Kingsolver; Pat Conroy; Anne Tyler; John Steinbeck; Ray Bradbury; Tamora Pierce; and J. R. R. Tolkien, to name a few. As you can see, I love to read.

My favorite musicals, plays, and playwrights: Spring Awakening; next to normal; Rent; Hair; Wicked; Chicago; West Side Story; The Man of La Mancha; Guys and Dolls; Billy Elliot; Les Miserables; South Pacific; Assasins; Sweeney Todd; The Lion in Winter; Hedda Gabler; Rhinoceros; You Can't Take it With You; Holiday; The Philadelphia Story; Arsenic and Old Lace; The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds; Doubt; Dog Sees God: Confessions of A Teenage Blockhead; Luna Park: Short Plays and Monologues; Deathtrap; Lettice and Lovage; Mademoiselle Colombe; Arcadia; Angels in America (Parts I and II); Edward Albee; Christopher Durang; Tennessee Williams; and Noel Coward. Oh, and Shakespeare, obviously. These are just some of my absolute favorites. I'm a huge theater geek, I read a lot of plays and watch a lot of plays, and I've also been in productions or scenes from a lot of the things I just listed. I go to a theater camp and am intensely involved in the theater program at my school, and I go to an arts school, so we have an extensive theater program.

I'm a vegetarian, and I love animals, and I especially love my little brother, who often acts like an animal ;).

Okay, that's pretty much it for me...

Smiles,

Purple Apocalypse

ps. Unfortunately, I took my own Glee story down. I will not be reposting it any time soon, if at all. I'm sorry if you're disappointed, and if anyone is still reading this/still cares, send me a pm and I'll email as much of the story as I have to you if you really want it (I've already done that for one reader).


Fandoms

Harry Potter

Glee

Torchwood

Buffy The Vampire Slayer


Favorite Pairings

Harry Potter:

Harry P. and Severus S.

Harry P. and Draco M.

Glee:

Kurt H. and Blaine A.

Santana L. and Brittany P.

Quinn F. and Rachel B.

The Unholy Trinity (Quinn F., Santana L., and Brittany P.)

Torchwood:

Captain Jack Harkness and John Hart

Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones

(Also, The Doctor/Jack, but I don't know whether to put that under Doctor Who or leave it here, and honestly, as much as I ship them, they aren't meant to be together in the end.)

Buffy:

Spike and Xander

Spike (aka William The Bloody) and Drusilla

Spike and Willow R.

Spike and Angel(us)

Angel(us) and Willow R.

Spike, Angel(us) and Willow R.

Spike, Angel(us) and Drusilla

Spike, Angel(us), Drusilla and Willow R.

Drusilla and Willow R.

NB: As you may have noticed, the only het pairings I like are in the Buffy fandom. I love Spike, Angel(us), Willow and Drusilla so much that I'm okay with them in any combination, including three- or foursomes. The one combination amongst those characters I don't like is Angel(us)/Drusilla. That's okay when Spike is in the mix and there's no jealousy involved, just the acceptance of hierarchies and families, but I hate it when that pairing is used to hurt Spike (although it's a pretty good plot device at times) and I dislike Angelus and Dru on their own. Oh, and even though I don't like her much, I'm fine with Darla being included in Aurelius fics, and romantic scenes with her aren't my favorite, but they don't bother me much. And except for those four special characters (Angel(us); Spike; Dru; Willow), I really prefer writing and reading about slash and femmeslash


Speaking of slash and femmeslash, here's a short public service announcement. I know that this message is everywhere, but it's really important. I'm a teenage panromantic asexual and I've gone through some pretty tough times. Life for LGBTQIA youth (and adults, for that matter) can be hard. DON'T GIVE UP. I've struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts and tendencies, and sometimes I still have trouble with it. But most of me now knows that suicide is not the answer, and, yes, it really does "get better." If anyone ever needs to talk, well, it's weird and creepy and the internet and I'm paranoid, so honestly, don't talk to me unless you really feel that you need to, but please, call a hotline (1-800-273-8255 is the American number), google The Trevor Project, and reach out. You aren't alone. Okay. Stepping off the soapbox. But really, it will get better. I can't promise that it will be good, but it will be worth living for.


For people who hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the statements that apply to you). (Please ignore the many grammatical errors. I copied and pasted this from someone else and I couldn't be bothered to fix them.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Speaking of which, there are an insane number of errors in this list alone...)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I must be A STUCK-UP RICH SNOB

I'm on the asexual spectrum, so I must have been abused as a child, be broken, and just 'not have met the right person yet.'

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 4,594 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The stories untold by Maroon-dragon reviews
It is a surprise for Tony when Loki appears at his house two years after the battle. Slowly he pieces together what happened to the Asgardian that made him so jaded. Tony/Loki eventually.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Made for Each Other by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Spike is doing his very best not to brood about the chip the Initiative put in his head, when Angel comes knocking at his door with a gift from Drusilla. The next thing he knows, he's on a road trip with a vicious new companion who claims to love him. She needs a mentor, and he... he just needs someone to take care of.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,116 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
I Will Not Break by cr8zymommy reviews
What happens when the whole team is kidnapped and forced to play an Unsub's sick game? What will they do when once again their youngest is put into a position of pain, but this time at their own hands? Will they save themselves before it's too late? Reidcentric Whump Characters a lil OOC, sorry. Guess that makes it AUish
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,653 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Falling Into Place by riftintime reviews
Jack Harkness accepts a job at an IT company in Cardiff, hoping to begin a new life. When he's teamed up with a brilliant but broken Welshman, their lives may change in ways they never could have imagined. Jack/Ianto AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,797 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Think Of Me As Your Friend by satanslut reviews
*Set in Season Six* After finding out about Buffy and Spike, Willow sets out to give Spike what he really needs...friendship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,985 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - [Willow R., Spike] - Complete
Her New Family by shadowglove reviews
Who is the only woman Angelus wants as a mate, as the 'mum' of his childer Spike and Dru, and would hurt Buffy in doing so? Simple. Willow. Of course, simple things are hardly ever that. AngelusWillowSpike. AdultThemesFurtherAhead. Proceed with Maturity!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,457 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Willow R., Angel - Complete
Stable Artifice by Erimentha0 reviews
WIP Willow’s on the run with Spike, Angel and Dru. But things start getting complicated between her and Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,237 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Willow R., Spike
Whispered Fire by Quwinntessa Starber reviews
ADULT! Complete! Set after Spike kidnaps Willow and tries to force her to do the spell. Willow's lost the will to live; Spike finds her, and Willow's true stamina test begins.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,144 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Absolution by Meltha reviews
A Drusilla piece set around 1900. A bit melancholy. Some DS. 1 of 1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2001 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
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The Most Beautiful Man in the World
Tiny little Aurelius drabble. Drusilla's changing definition of the most beautiful man in the world. Implied Dru/Angelus, extremely mild Dru/William. K plus for including the words "killing" and "torture." The most mild thing I've ever written.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Drusilla, William - Complete
A Step Too Far reviews
My interpretation of both what happened in Prague and why Spike chose the late 1990's as the time to kill his next slayer. A Spike and Dru story, with strong romantic feelings from Spike, although there's no actual romance in it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
Tears reviews
Spike ponders his feelings for Willow as he watches her cry at Tara's grave. Mid season 7. Pre-romance: some vague, possibly one-sided or possibly requited romantic feelings, but no real relationship. Oneshot. No Tara bashing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Betrayal reviews
A peek into the relationship between Spike and Angelus. Mid season two. What drove Spike to betray his Grandsire? Hint: not just the fact that Angelus was sleeping with Dru or that he was raising Acathla. M to be safe. Contains references to Spike/Angelus slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Angel, Spike, Darla, Drusilla - Complete