Author has written 9 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.
Name:Equestrius Orion Black
Residence: Number 12 Grimmauld Place
Blood Status: Pureblood
Wand: 9 3/4 Mahogany, Phoenix Feather
Quidditch position: Chaser, #80
20 reasons Why I Love (wait, no) 20 reasons Why Harry Potter is BETTER than Twilight:
... because of Draco Malfoy
... because in Harry Potter, VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!
... because of Harry FREAKING Potter
... because DraMione is a much better couple than Edward/Bella
... because of the great Limes/Jily history
... because in Harry Potter, they don't have SULKY, CRAPPY-looking, SPARKLY VAMPIRES!!!
... because Harry Potter got Robert Pattinson first
... because of the whole Harry Potter-Voldemort CONNECTION
... because Harry Potter was lucky to be written by the wonderful: J.K. Rowling
... because of the Weasley twins
... because the Harry Potter characters are not 100 years old
... because in Harry Potter, wizards and vampires alike have feelings and souls
... because Harry Potter does not involve gross S* scenes
... because Twilight is boring
... because I'm (and I'm sure others are) ALLERGIC to Twilight
... because of QUIDDITCH
... because I say so
... because of the cool HARRY POTTER FANS!!!
... because wizards are not pale and soul-less creatures
... because HARRY POTTER has more fanfiction stories!!!
Here are some of the phobias I have:
Voldemophobia: The fear of having no nose
Bellaphobia: The fear of having no expressions
Severusophobia: The fear of taking 10 points from GRYFFINDOR
Moodyphobia: The fear of having one eye and one leg
Dracophobia: The fear of being a ferret
You say Twilight
*I am a Katekyo Hitman Reborn! FAN
*I am addicted to 39 clues, House of Anubis,Supernatural and Teen Wolf
*I am a certified 9gagger XD
*I ship DraMione, AmIan, Jendall ColoLal and Jamber
*And, yes, I read StErek fanfics even though it makes me want to barf!
*I LOVE TAKESHI YAMAMOTO!!!
*I'm only 12 years old. HAHA xD. My real Birthday is January 1, 2000 (cool, huh?)
*I'm a PROUD Filipino. (I expect NO racism =])
"They hurt her"
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If a weird friend of yours (Geena!) has ever bitten you just to prove that they were a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. (What if you know more than one?)
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you’re one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have been told off countless amount of times because you spend way too much time reading, copy this to your profile
- FAVORITES -
Food: French Fries & Pizza
candy: Nerds :))
movie: Too many to mention :P
tv show: Criminal Minds...Pretty Little Liars...Teen Wolf...Supernatural
band or singer: One Direction...Taylor Swift
song: Too many to mention :P
holiday: Christmas and New Year's Eve (my B-day)
month: December...Februrary...March (because school ends then)
season: rainy season :))
day of the week: Thursday...Friday...Saturday
sport: is 'Writing Fanfics' a sport???
- HAVE YOU EVER... -
danced in the rain: Yes.
tripped and had an embarrassing fall: To many.
got drunk: No
done drugs: No
gone skinny-dipping: No
been in a car accident: No
been in love: Not yet. just a crush xD
meet the president: No
meet a celebrity: Yes
cried over a movie: Yes
laughed so hard you cried: Yes
cried for no reason at all: Yes
- THIS OR THAT -
pepsi or coke: Coke
mc donalds or burger king: McDonald's
chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
tv or movies: TV
colored pencils or markers: Colored pencils
sun or moon: Moon
day or night: Night
long sleeve or short sleeve: Long Sleeve
n'sync or backstreet boys: N'SYNC
burgers or hot dogs: Hot Dogs
rock or rap: Rock
aim or phone: Phone
comedy or thriller: Comedy
waffles or pancakes: Pancakes
peanut butter or jelly: Peanut butter
Team Edward or Jacob? – Team Jacob
Vampire or Werewolf? - Werewolf
Live forever with the one you love even though its not safe for them, or leave them thinking its for the better? – Talk it over with him and then if he still want to, live forever with him.
Favorite Harry Potter character? - Sirius Black
Least favorite Twilight character? - Bella
Favorite couple? - In movie: Peeta/Katniss. In fan fiction: Draco/Hermione
Would you rather have super strength, super speed, or read minds? – Read minds
Favorite HP "trait"? – Courage and Loyalty
Who do you like better? Female HP characters, or male? - Dunno.
Favorite book in the series? – Prisoner of Azkaban
Least favorite book in the series? – Don’t have.
Do you like the romance or the action better? - Action
Favorite line or passage from the books?- "Bloody Hell"
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Father:"Your in big trouble miss.!"
First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:
James and Lily Potter,
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Marauders)
Regulus Black, C
and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.
May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten
To James and Lily,
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that curse!
...She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's first actual friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.
When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre
When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.
When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.
When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.
When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.
When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she went through.
When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.
When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.
When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.
When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.
When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.
When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.
When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.
When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai
When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.
When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.
When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.
When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.
If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.
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Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet
Ways to Annoy a Twilight Fan with Harry Potter
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him.
3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Cedric.
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have
you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
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6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
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10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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