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Joined 12-11-11, id: 3514829, Profile Updated: 07-27-12
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Naruto.

Hey guys, I'm still alive. Except for year 12! It's kinda killing me. .

I am doing my best to do everything, but I am fried at the moment. Sorry, I do love you all and I really hope that the ff. net guys make this genre thing or whatever. I haven't heard or seen much about it. Should they fail to do this, everything will be uploaded to hentai foundry or tumb1r. Yep. Porns

What will be posted here will be all the stuff that is 'illegal' to put on dA, so yes, I'm there, and I have pictures there. Wonderful, colourful pictures!
Therefore, this is where I can let out the inner-me, and allow everyone to see me for the perve I really am. _

I will mostly do stories for; Naruto, Hetalia, and things that people request and that I know enough about. (such as Bleach, FMA, Ouran, Kuroshitsuji, the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, MLP;FiM, etc (and yes, I watch just about everything))

So, as before mentioned, I will do requests, just email or PM me, and I'll get back to so within about a week, unless I; a) am away, b) forget to check my emails (you'll have a higher chance of getting through to me if you contact me through dA, or PMs, rather than by email) c) I am really busy with school work (I am doing year 12 next year, so I'll always put that as top priority), or d) I already have taken up too many requests, and I will not be able to finish yours within a reasonable time.

To contact me through other means, my dA is; http:// and if you wish to email me, PM me, and I will disclose my email if you have a very good reason. (I hate spam, so I hate giving my email out without good cause)

Lispet out.

I addition, here's a list of thing I intend to finish/add;

1. Shades of blue (Yep, I'm on the Avenger's bandwagon)
2. I DO WHAT I WANT (uhmm, if you haven't seen the gif, google it. And basically, Loki turns Cap and Stark into girls. Because shit between them wasn't awkward enough, and I can just imagine that Tony would be pretty average in the assets department, but Steve would be a little bustier, and yep.)
3. Hetalia kink meme, see the update for that to see how many I have left, and how far I am in them, and get to vote on which one you want finished first
4. 30 lemons challenge (this is not and I repeat not a guarantee, savvy?)
5. everything else that's whizzing around my head.


Requests I have taken;

-Den/Fem!Swe; History never repeats (For Melancholic)

I do requests! Just PM me, or something, and I'll get back to you!

I'm open to requests of oneshots. Or drabble, or suggestions for longer stories that I've begun, because I love incorporating awkward situations into stories that I've already started, and other people always come up with better situations than I can TAT.
I also do songfics, (If I find enough substance in the song. Eg, I won't do anything to songs like 'Deja Vu - 3OH!3' Why? because to me, that's a video song. Mind you, you'll have to tell me what song you'd like, and then I'd decide if it's a story song, a video song, or a drawing song...)

So, if you want, feel free to request me, and I'll estimate how long it would take for me to do something like that. Seriously guys. COME AT ME!

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American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mercilessly by ipona reviews
Some nights, they make love. Some nights, it's beautiful. Tonight is not one of those nights. France/England, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Mon Ange by ipona reviews
Britannia Angel's erogenous zones are his wings. France is pleased to find this out. France/England, shameless smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Analgesic by Pantomime Banjo reviews
Ice hockey is both famous and infamous for fights, but it's just as easy to get hurt by accident on the ice as it is to provoke the players, as Matthew Williams can testify. Well, almost. Requested by Lispet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Canada
Relax, No One Got Hurt by shounenhair reviews
Gakuen AU. Iceland and Hong Kong don't really seem like a couple; they're always so unaffectionate; but even they have their moments... such as their first time together. Awkward first time sex, HongIce, teenage-speak. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Vicious Cycle by Unshadowed Heart reviews
He was shaking. His hands were sweaty. He was nervous. Nervous and disgustingly eager. Dub-con, angst slight unrequited onesided Ame/Rus Now edited
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2011 - [Russia, America] - Complete
A Little Drop of Healing by Kari Kurofai reviews
It was America's fault Kiku was injured So badly. So of course, he should be the one to bring him back to health. Focus on the end of WW2 and The Cold War. Alfred/Kiku, Francis/Arthur, Onesided Alfred/Arthur, Ludwig/Feliciano, HRE/Italy, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,113 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - America, Japan
Let the Rain Bring You Rest and Shame and Love by sky tulips reviews
Of French mornings and British mornings. Of odd socks and odd couples. Of Francis. And of Arthur. France/England One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
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Christmas Secrets
When Alfred gets bored, he does stupid things. So it's the Christmas holidays at Hetalia High, and Alfred is bored. What does he do? Drag his roommate out after curfew for misadventure. It's just... neither boy gets what they bargained for... THIS IS PURE CRACK. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - America, Canada
Open your eyes reviews
Tina's life was tough, but then came the fateful day when Berwald made her open her eyes. Mostly memories. Cracked/Fem!Finland/Sweden. T for ideologically sensitive material.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Stalemate reviews
Sweden/Denmark drabble, about war and people. T for mild language, and sexual themes implied stuff FTW and violence. You can never be too safe. You see, I think this is fine for all, but I don't want it taken down because I'm so loose with standards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Denmark, Sweden
From Francis
Arthur hates Valentine's day, for a good reason of course FOREVER ALONE Hurr Durr . K for language, because Iggy's such a potty mouth. D Warning! Extreme Fluff ahead!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
Tentacle porn just got boring reviews
Allie goes to visit Kiku, with certain movies in hand. M for sex, masturbation, mentions of twincest Can/Ame . Jap/fem!Ame, hints of fem!Can/fem!Ame, Rus/fem!Ame, Ukr/fem!Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2012 - America, Japan
A favour reviews
Short Russia/fem!America drabble that I, believe it or not, write for a random on omegle. Not my best work, but it's not that bad. M for fellatio
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Old Scars Don't Heal reviews
Matthew winced as sharply as his twin would have in the next room as the sharp, blunt sound of the slap reached his ears. Arthur was such a violent, bitter drunk. Rated M for Violence, smut and non-con-shota. Russ/Ame, USUK, Can/Ukr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Hetalia Kink Meme reviews
If you google Hetalia Kink meme, a blog site shows up, and I am filling them here. The last doc is the list of the ones I am yet to fill. If you comment asking for a specific one, I might just bump it up the line a tad
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011
30 lemons Challenge reviews
Another challenge. 30 short fics, of 30 short f*cks... read on, fellow perves
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011
30 kisses challenge reviews
This is a challenge I found, basically, it's 30 short ficlets, about 30 kisses! Unfortunately, one of the conditions is that it has to be one couple, and I did the first one on Sasuke and Sakura, I don't like them together . But I'm stuck with them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.