Spectra16
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Joined 03-03-03, id: 351498
Author has written 43 stories for Artemis Fowl, Fanfiction Poetry, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Kingdom Hearts, Mission: Impossible, Halo, Alias, Splinter Cell, Invader Zim, Pokémon, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, and To Kill a Mockingbird.

Seventeen year-old Spectra16 announced yesterday from the Oval Office that she does not hang out in one particular fandom like she used to. It's difficult to recover from three year of straight Artemis Fowl fiction. And even though she enjoys Phantom of the Opera, she doesn't want to deal with what the locals call "Phandom." She also exclaimed that her current favorite song is “You Can't Always Get What You Want” and then proceeded to flip her new fake blonde hair. Each hair follicle cried out in retaliation.

“I think Spectra is a fool for dyeing her hair. I’ve known cats to make better decisions than this . . . On accident,” said a hair an inch from Spectra’s left ear and behind several more.

“It’s hard to concentrate on my foreign policy when my hair follicle polls are suffering so. I think my approval rating is 32, which consists of all the hairs at the back of my neck, who don’t know what’s going on anyway,” Spectra16 stated.

Approval ratings aside, Spectra16’s friend and Secretary of State TzatzikiBakonz reported that the country, on a terrorism scale of one to fuschia, is at green. She warned the public that the triangles are revolting, and that it would be smart to wear something square.

When asked about her future aspirations, Spectra16 smiled.

“I want to be a sick mixture of James Joyce and an angry, liberal journalist someday.” Almost every literature major at Yale rolled their eyes at the comment.

Spectra16 lives on a small lake in Wisconsin and loves talking about herself in the third person. Her heroes are Anderson Cooper (handsome, informed, funny. . . Rich--everything she looks for in a man), Danny Kaye (if you know who this is, you probably agree), Nikola Tesla (he invented Thomas Edison so that he wouldn‘t have to work so hard), Annie Oakley (there will never be enough people to prove that any form of the name Anna kicks ass), James Joyce (who I mentioned earlier), Kurt Vonnegut ("The horse jumps over the FUCKING fence!!") and Rufus Wainwright (he makes a corner look straight).

As a child, Spectra dabbled in the occuluments of a Ouija board named Tecompseh and the Prophet, who act more like a horoscope. Tecompseh and the Prophet told her what kind of person she'd be in the future.

"Well, considering you be too stupid to realize you should be greatly dissapointed with the hand God played you, you're gonna have a blast! You are the epiphany of the phrase "Ignorance is Bliss", which Oscar Wilde wrote knowing you'd come into this world in 1989. You're going to be someone who wants nothing more than to prove her abilities, so you fantasize about Mothra attacking and people underestimating your ability to shoot lazers through your eyes. You also will be pleased with the little things in life and irrationally grateful for "trials." You will wear contacts because you will read in dim light prior to 1st grade. You will be quirky and therefore, unpopular in middle school. During this time, you will have the worst day of your life, in which your bunny rabbit gets eaten by a stray dog and you almost drown in a 4 ft. deep pool. You will not read Harry Potter until sophomore year because you're a stubborn bitch. When you finally get off your lazy ass and get your license, you take a road trip via 1967 motorcycle across the country in order to occupy your easily bored mind. You meet the man of your dreams in a small town outside of New York--a blond man with blue eyes who does anti-Neo Nazis recon for the FBI. He has a sensitive side and writes really lame poetry that you lie to him about your opinions in order to make him feel better. He's rich and quirky and loves mild bondage. He doesn't care that you're ugly because you remind him of his mother. You have way too much in common. You have no children. Ever. You might adopt a cute little Asian girl, but that's it. He gets you involved in anti-internet predator recon, which is the job of your dreams. You live happily ever after until you form a sort of contagious narcolepsy and fall asleep while tobogganing. You die instantly, only killing the world's most hated fascist in the process, injuring no one."

During her teen adolescence, Spectra16 didn’t work very hard. She was a shelver at the local library and babysat one child and ONLY one child. She refused to babysit anyone else. Although extremely apt to change, Spectra avoided it at very high costs. Like every other teenage drone, she kept a blog on Xanga and an account on Deviant Art, which both can still be accessed easily through the interwubs when you search her same penname for factory fudge nuts (ff.net).

As the president of the United States of Awesome, it is customary to admit her poor choices in the past, because hiding it never worked for ANYONE. Had Clinton admitted he smoked outrageous amounts of weed and cheated on his wife, America would've shrugged and went on with their daily lives. Even Nixon had his share of secrets, which in turn GOT HIS ASS FIRED.

"In first grade, a friend and I pulled down some poor shit's pants in front of everyone on the playground," Spectra16 reminisces. After that happenstance, Spectra16 bit into the fruit of evil and realized that once you get past the skin, tastes damn good.

Obscure things that she loves and has interest in are gospel choirs, Burger King, alliteration, Felix Yusupov, Bohemian decor and clothes, hacker history, farmer's markets and world fairs, Charlie and Lola, The 5th Dimension, spices, making collages, Che Guevara, and Russian reversal, double reversal, and Irish front versal.

Spectra16 also expressed her pure hatred for those people who bitch about mainstream. She made several lewd statements and ended with “Shove a tampon in it!” She also wanted the American public to know that they were misled. She’s not Republican. She’s Communist. She then proceeded to go through every Russian reversal joke ever created. On that note, Spectra digressed into talking about Uncyclopedia, and her love for it. She said she’s learned more things from Uncyclopedia in two weeks than from being in school for 14 years. She learned that Oscar Wilde is the last living homo erectus, Snape kills Dumbledore, Chuck Norris is Vin Deisel’s fifth cousin, and that the band Journey consists of Spartacus, Jesus, Chuck Norris, and Machamp.

If anyone's wondering why Spectra16 is so fucked up (for lack of a better term), you can blame her father, who figured spraying Raid all over her room that has no ventilation wouldn't kill brain cells. He also passed on hereditary sleep apnea, which coupled with self-proclaimed insomnia, is one big bag of fun. She self-medicates with shoppping, getting totally inebriated, gambling, and eating candy.

She also has talent at garage sales. You might say, "You can't have talent at garage sales! You can have talent in finding things in garage sales." That's true and not true at the same time. Spectra16 has many completely useless talents that make her somewhat All Powerful. She can find utterly amazing things in shitty garage sales. Under her belt are an Official Alcoholics Anonymous book, an anti-Joseph McCarthy pin, super shampoo, an American army trenchcoat, and a chess set made by a WWII vet who carved the pieces while in a concentration camp. She also has an ungodly talent (or magical power) that allows her to open a romance novel and immediately find the smut. (Again, it's useless, but great at parties.)

Although her talents are fair, her flaws outweigh them greatly. She is an avid gambler, who throws away money for sport. She is making $100 bets on what will happen in the next Harry Potter book, the Deathly Hallows. She also cannot endurance run for shit. She cannot play any sort of instrument or sing. She is also helplessly retarded without a beta reader. She doesn't play sports, but definitely could. She's been in her local fencing club for three years, going on four this autumn, but hasn't gotten any better since day one. She has next to no movitation to do anything.

"One time, I dropped my homework folder in the hallway, and I didn't pick it up because I didn't care," Spectra16 laughs.

If her lifelong dream of becoming an author/movie producer gets scrapped, she wants desperately to become a teacher. A history teacher to be exact. She knows a lot about American history, and plans to take a hardcore European history course next year. She knows for a fact that Alexander Hamilon slept with EVERYONE, Andrew Jackson killed cats with his bare hands, Hitler wore khakis, and that if Justin Timberlake is to sexy, Eli Whitney is to slavery. She also likes to write scripts for all sorts of things, like music videos, musicals, and movies.

Spectra16 really doesn't do anything except govern the country The United States of Awesome. In her spare time, she writes like an insomniac maniac on sixteen pixie sticks. She is also NOT totally bonkers for boys, drugs, or gardening. She is, however, crazy for being inebriated, porn, and her cat Missy. Missy is a calico genius who doesn't take shit from anybody. Missy is of the opinion that energy bars taste like chewable chalk.

Next year’s classes (first and second semester):

German 2/German 2

AP Literature/AP Literature

C+/Modern Literature

Audio Video Technology/Teacher’s Assistant

Advanced Journalism/Advance Journalism

AP Psychology/AP Psychology

Economics/American Government

Here are some delicious quotes.

DonutAFK HEY EURAKARTE
DonutAFK INSULT
Eurakarte RETORT
DonutAFK COUNTER-RETORT
Eurakarte QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
DonutAFK SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Eurakarte NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
DonutAFK RIPOSTE
DonutAFK ADDON RIPOSTE
Eurakarte COUNTER-RIPOSTE
DonutAFK COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
Eurakarte NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
Miles_Prower RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
Eurakarte WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
Miles_Prower ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

“They gave you the Congression Medal of Honor? Well, I have just one thing to say to that. Goddamn bless America!”-Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump

“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”

--General George S. Patton

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

--Douglas Adams

“I’m all for keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of idiots. Let’s start with typewriters.”

--Frank Lloyd Wright

Man: Officer?
Policeman: Yes?
Man: I'm terribly sorry, but I was sitting on that bench over there, and dozed off for a while, and when I woke up I found my wallet gone and 500 pounds to be stolen.
Policeman: Well, uh, did you see anyone around, anyone at all...?
Man: No, none at all, that's the trouble.
Policeman: Well, I'm afraid there's not much we can do about that, sir.
long pause
Man: You wanna go home to my place?
another pause
Policeman: Yeah, all right.

--Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Joel: Hey Crow, what do you want for Christmas?

Crow: I wanna decide who lives and who dies.

--Mystery Science Theater 3000

Plane voice: Good morning, Dr. Meecham.

Tom Servo: Good morning voice!

Plane voice: Hope you slept well.

Mike Nelson: Because it’s time to die!

--Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Italics are for the movie audio)

Exeter: Now, place your hands on the rail.

(Hands suddenly attach to the rail)

Exeter: . . . They’re magnetized.

Crow: And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.

--Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K)

“The Ten Commandments has a smaller cast than this!”

--Tom Servo from MST3K

A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and the Prisoner of the Artic Incident

(LAME)

Summary: A Harry Potter/Artemis Fowl/Lemony Snicket crossover. Foaly sends Artemis to investigate Hogwarts to understand if wizards are a threat to the People. Artemis becomes a Slytherin, makes friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Draco finds Artemis to be an ideal ally, but the two end up being rivals in the end. Artemis is quick to catch up on lost learning, and discovers his missing father isn’t too far away. Lemony Snicket returns to the magical world after a previous embezzlement. He now works with Rita Skeeter on the Daily Prophet. His purpose in the story plot will arise in the sequel. (This story was submitted to the April/May Crossover Challenge for Criminality. There is a mini story between ADCC: Prisoner of the Arctic Incident and ADCC: Goblet of Eternity, which contains spoilers for Goblet of Eternity.)

This story is completed, and the sequel is in progress. Rated T for mild language.

A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and the Goblet of Eternity

(THIS MIGHT BE LAMER THAN THE FIRST.)

Summary: The sequel to Prisoner of the Arctic Incident. After a summer of questioning on Artemis’ part, he discovers that the fairies erased his memory and that he’d tried to exploit them with the C Cube. While regaining his memory, he goes to the Quidditch World Cup with his friends and seems to have another memory lapse. His relationship with his newfound father dwindles as he comes back to Hogwarts. With the Triwizard Tournament, Artemis finds it easier to sneak around for information during the challenges about Voldemort. Draco, having lost his memory of ever being Artemis rival, decides to help him while his father wants to use Artemis for his own good. Meanwhile, Lemony Snicket gets involved with the search of ex-Death Eaters and Ludo Bagman’s son, after being fired from the Daily Prophet and is employed by the Quibbler. When all is done and said, Artemis finds himself deeper into Voldemort’s affairs that originally desired.

I’m not finished with this story yet. Actually, I’m not even close. Which is weird. I finished ADCC Prisoner of Arctic Incident in ONE MONTH. I’ve been working on this story for May, June, July, and now August. Surprisingly, this story is going to be MUCH longer than the first. I had to cover Artemis’ summer, the Quidditch World cup, and now I’m finally at the part where they are at school. But just barely. And I’m already on 60 pages. That is sad. I was sure this story would be shorter since I wasn’t going to carbon copy the HP book like I did for the last story. I guess more detail and emotions leads for a bigger story. Help me. I’m going to go insane.

UPDATE: Because of my impossible amount of homework and my new novel I started for Nanowrimo, this story will be on temporary HIATUS. Hopefully in January, there will be a new chapter. Sorry everyone!

Shortest Short Stories Ever Series: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?: Harry Potter Style

(OUTRAGEOUSLY MEDIA WHORISH)

Summary: A silly little story about what the characters of J. K. Rowling’s books would do for a Klondike bar. An amazing amount of readers have joined together to review and give me glorious, oh! glorious ideas. Characters posted are the following: Harry, Cedric, Snape, Draco, Lee Jordan, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Quirrel, Lockhart, Lupin, Sirius, Oliver Wood, Romilda Vane, Lucius, Trelawney, Umbridge and MORE! There are 31 chapters, one story per page (thus, shortest short story).

Shortest Short Story Series was created after during ADCC, because I needed to do some sort of humor series while I was writing the complete seriousness of ADCC. For the Short Story Series, each chapter must be a story in itself, and only one page long. (This, for me, is almost difficult!) The Shortest Short Story Series continued into different stories (HP Bloopers, Tales From Behind the Veil, Lee Jordan Speaks Out!). Klondike Bar was conceived in the lunch line at my school, and it was mostly my friend’s idea (thanks Tierra!).

Beautiful. Smart. Entropy. (ex. Boyhood Rivalries)

(Crim challenge July-August 2006)

A story based on Artemis’ days at St. Bartleby’s All Boy’s School. The two requirements for the challenge is to make the characters OOC (Out-of-character) and to add the author in the story some way. With this in mind, every character is OCC to the point where even the characters notice! The OCs are the Mary Sue named Dani California (whom attends the All Boy’s School) and a jealous boy named Capstan whom is scheming against Artemis, planning his revenge, amoung other jealous boys in St. Bartleby’s. THIS STORY IS FINISHED.

Beautiful. Smart. Entropy. Continued? Possibly. A sequel might be on the way. . . And it might be called Artemis Fowl at Hawthorne Heights. And it might be about Artemis transferring schools for one year to a complete preppy hot spot. And it might blatantly make fun of emo kids! Oh noes! Omg! Let’s go burn out thumbs!

Prisoner Grim

(The only thing keeping me sane.)

This story is my finest on factory fudge nuts so far. Sirius/Remus slash. It's the story of Sirius' time in Azkaban, struggling through relationships and missing Remus.

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The World Ends with You by Progenitus reviews
[AU] Remus always knew that he would live his life over again. When he is sent back in time to his Hogwarts years, he finds that life is just as hard as he remembers it. This is not going to be his journey alone, however, not this time around. [Sirius/Remus Wolfstar. Dark.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Corporate Hearts: Tales of the Lesser Organs by Ziltron reviews
The longest running Kingdom Hearts parody in the history of Kingdom Hearts parodies is finally complete. Corporate Hearts: FINAL MIX
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,451 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Fartemit Owl by Doctor Kaminari reviews
This is possibly the most random parody you will ever read. In this story you will find: perverted child genii, fat Scottish informants, a conference room the length of a football pitch, and a butler named Buttleg. Well, what are you waiting for?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 10/9/2004
Vash and the Old Folk's Home by MSkyDragons reviews
Vash's return with Knives has a hangup, a law requiring people 85 or older to reside at an Old Folk's Home. Meryl & Millie try to rescue Vash. Spongebaths, pyschopaths, flashbacks, psychiatrists, & a little romance. 26 fun & hilarious chapters [Completed]
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,572 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Erik, The Babysitter by Sugar Peaches reviews
Erik agrees to babysit Christine and Raoul's two children, Lauren and Lotte for the weekend. Erik thinks it will be a piece of cake, but when a few things go wrong, how will Erik handle it?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Seeing by Captain Oz reviews
Remus is watching Sirius. Slash. PLEASE READ! And review. I am not dead. I am in fact very much alive. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,879 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Splinter Cell: Inside by Rashal reviews
Third Echelon faces the worst kind of threat: one from within. Reposted both because there's a Splinter Cell section now, and that I actually plan on updating regularly this time. Sorry dudes.
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
The Greatest of All The French Chicks by Invader Vega reviews
The magical and vaguely frightening story of absolutely nothing in particular, which includes the love story of Raoul and his dollar. Painful, searing EC. RaoulDollar. MegTorgo? DON'T SUE ME!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Meg Giry, Raoul
Ruler of the World by Kylee M. Fowler reviews
Parody of Part of your World from the Little Mermaid. Should be interesting... Old pen name: Invader VIZ
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Zim - Complete
Deep Thoughts by Peregrin Took by Tai Ryder reviews
A one shot journal Pippin wrote throughout his adventure in middle earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Peregrin T. - Complete
My Life as a Middle Aged Jagged NSA Agent by Lady Manson reviews
A tough Mission, an annoying colonel a pain in the butt and Sam Fisher in a ventilation shaft...
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
The Alias Hillbillies by daria22075 reviews
Sydney is sent on several missions, all of which aren't nearly as difficult as being surrounded by a bunch of idiots. Take a few minutes and enjoy a refreshing dose of humor with your favorite Alias characters!
Alias - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,675 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 7/19/2002
Blood Gulch Randomness by Onionbreath002 reviews
Really random actual transcript of conversations during a 3 v 3 Halo match.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2005
Prince of Persia: SUPERCONDENSED by Dominus Princeps reviews
In honor of Revokov, I present to you...THIS SUPERCONDENSATION!
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005
The Man Behind the Hedges by visualpurple reviews
You may think that you are in for a pleasant surprise when you read this story, but you'd be terribly wrong. This fanfic includes many rotten things, including a silver mirror, a broken chair, and a desperate author seeking the help of the general public.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Adventures In Randomness With Zelda And Co by DeadeyeDave reviews
After months of development, the thrilling, chilling, vanilling conclusion of the Zelda Murder Mystery Dinner Party is in the HIZZZZZZZZZZouse! It'll BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,605 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 7/31/2002
How the Fans Stole the 6th Book by Backroads reviews
In the tradition of How the Grinch Stole Christmas... how far will fans go to keep a beloved book series from ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by Backroads reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
What Did You Say? by Elfin Empress reviews
Come again? What was that? Did she say that? Did he really do that? No, no, that can't be right! Based mostly on PoP:SoT.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/18/2004
The Great Invaders Fic of Very Ficcish DOOM! by Yuki KIKI reviews
Stand in awe as the cast of Invader Zim writes a fanfic of their very own. (It was only a matter of time until Zim entered his own fandom...)
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004
Voldy Goes to BYU! by Backroads reviews
Voldy converts to Mormonism, attends BYU, and joins a singles ward. And then love enters his life....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
The Council of Evil by Spectral reviews
[chapter 3 time!]Someone gathers some of the most powerful villains around. Why? And who will stop them...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
Kaji Bashing by Vicil 2000 reviews
New Scene: Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 11/15/2002
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
End of a Reality by Blue9TigerDarkMutatedBrock reviews
A co-written fic of enormous proportions, concocted by the devilish minds of two psychopaths. Pokémon crossed with FFVII. Mutations galore. Glorifies Brock, Giovanni, and Hojo. Scared? Then go ahead and read. We dare you. Chapter 28 up!
Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 311,224 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 1/27/2002
Idiot Savant by aethre reviews
What happens when Artemis' new physiatrist unknowingly triggers his memories of the Fairies? But why does he now have split personalities?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003
Power Hungry by Bloody Dead Rose reviews
Artemis Fowl is a legend underground. He is feared by all The People. But now, 20 years later another threat has appeared. Artemis Fowl III has discovered The People, and he perhaps might be even more dangerous then his father. Completed
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,436 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Complete
Artimis Fowl: Music class by Maritza Manga reviews
Chapter nine is up! Finally! More Jesus freak fun! :D
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003
Fowl Fandom Boot Camp by Blue Yeti reviews
Civil war. A violent catastrophe that leaves no survivors unscathed. The worst thing that could happen to a fandom. Until they found out about Boot Camp. The Fandom has been transported to Neverland, for the craic (and flamingoes), because fighters for t
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2003
Evangelion Fan Funny by Vicil 2000 reviews
Final chapter is up! The best possible conclusion for EFF there could possibly be as things stand now. Pay special attention and make sure to R&R! Ja!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,451 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 9/9/2001
Holidaze by aethre reviews
Holidays with Artemis and the Fairies. Mainly humour, but there is some Romance in a few. There also maybe a Angst story. All in all, humour. And it is sorta funny. Crazy, randomness funny. Next Holiday: Mother's Day, second part. Sometime soon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
How Not to Write Evangelion SelfInsertions by sentinel28 reviews
Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
Crouching Secrets, Hidden Memories by QueenTigris reviews
Artemis Fowl has lost his memories, first the mind-wipe now a car crash. A secret enemy of old wishes to take advantage of this vulnerable time. It isn't Koboi, Spiro, or the Mafia, it is an evil power far higher. CHAPTER 6 UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003
Adunatio by Vixenette reviews
Remus and Sirius are stuck together, literally, for a week. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Misconducted Weirdness by Supa Nova reviews
Harry Potter/Artemis Fowl crossover. Hillarious parody where Ron falls for Holly (and gets his butt kicked), Harry writes his will, Artemis & Draco go head to head and Voldemort goes squaredancing. Warning: Set after 5th Harry Potter book!!!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2003
Navi's Final Battle by A Benevolent Wind reviews
It's what every Zelda fan has always fantasized about... Navi's not-so-untimely death!!! PG for minor language
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2003
Not so Hackers by Neo12 reviews
A short parody on one of my personal favourites. Please review.
Hackers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2003
Dispenser by The Book of Jude reviews
There are seven deadly sins. What if you commit all of them? [no pairing, gen; futurefic AU]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/24/2003
Capable of Love? by Moonlight Phoenix1 reviews
Artemis Fowl pays a girl to protect him from the government. But what will happen when he finds out that she's a spy? Will have future SLASH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2003 - Published: 12/8/2002
KingdomConstitutional Monarchy! by Stilleas reviews
Basically, I make fun of one of my all-time favorite games. If you can think of any other complaints about this game, I'd like to hear them!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2003
Duo Artemii by Blue Yeti reviews
Ever wondered how Artemis and his father interact with each other? Do they talk criminal shoptalk? Are they all happyfamilies? What would they say to the other on their first meeting after TAI? Then read this. Now! I'm almost sure you won't regret it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior
One Step Too Far by Backroads reviews
J. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Susan B. - Complete
For the Love of Mister Artemis by Blue Yeti reviews
DEAD. When Butler dies in a field mission Artemis feels responsible and so takes on the role of guardian to his orphaned daughter as a way to say sorry. A response to BFW's challenge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Artemis F.
Escapes by Trisyl reviews
Artemis's getting tired of the rules and regulations set by his father. But is it really his father, or has he rescued the wrong man?FIFTEENTH CHAPTER HAS ARRIVED!!! I can breathe freely now! *gasps for air* R&R, please!!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 7/30/2002
The Jack Ryan Diaries by FunWriter1 reviews
Ever think about how Jack Ryan really thought about becoming Vice President then President? Standby... more chapters to follow, depending on reviews
Tom Clancy - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2002
The Semi-Secret E-mails Of Darth Vader and Sauron by Phoewise Prefect reviews
Darth Vader from Star Wars and Sauron from Lord of the Rings exchange e-mail addresses and become pen pals.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 5/11/2002
Artemis Fowl and the School of Psychos by Vehemently Yours reviews
This is the story of how Artemis Fowl finds Hogwarts, the school full of insane students and teachers. Part Two:Group Counseling Session is up! Ron likes to dance, Harry like to sing songs like 'It's Raining Men' and 'I'm Too Sexy' Plz R+R
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2002 - Published: 5/30/2002
The Giovanni Show by I love James reviews
I know, I haven't updated or uploaded a story in like five months, no one even remembers me, but this fic will explain all. Giovanni starts his own talk show and his first guest is me. It seems he and a few other pokemon characters that I borrowed for m
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2001 - Published: 9/30/2001
Doctor Cosmo by Iris Amelia reviews
Finally in its section, A Fairly OddParents FanFic! Cosmo accidentally gets Wanda sick and has to cure her...will he suceed?? Find out! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! (-=
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/7/2001
Pineapple by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
I've taken lines from M:I-2 and replaced certain words with the word "pineapple". The results are either stupid, funny, or just plain weird. Please r&r!!!
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/17/2001
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Prisoner Grim reviews
Dementors make a habit of feeding off of Sirius' anguish over losing Remus. Two friends help him through his need for comfort, while trying to protect him from friends of the Black family. Heavy smut showers with a 100 percent chance of SEX!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,979 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Artemis Fowl Attends Hawthorne Heights reviews
Follow up fic to Beautiful Smart Entropy but not the sequel! Artemis finds himself looking for new private schools when St. Bartleby's burns to the ground.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Artemis F.
Beautiful Smart Entropy reviews
JulyAugust Criminality challenge fic! Artemis is the only boy in the all boy's school that is normal! And then somehow a girl shows up! And the OOC begins!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Artemis F.
Fair is Foul and Fowl Isn't reviews
A song about Artemis Fowl. I've been writing songs about books lately, and I figured I should write one about Arty.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Waking Up in A Strange Bed reviews
Sarcasm about the Pokemon BlueRed version. Second person account. Random humor. Diss Ash to hell. Giovanni rules. Peace.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005
Ten Bucks Says Ron Dies reviews
A ska song about the seventh book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Behind the Bushes reviews
A song about a Series of Unfortunate Events with hints of sexuality. Punk rock tuneish. Enjoy.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Half the Atticus reviews
Song about Atticus Finch and his awesomeness. I like to write silly songs about literature.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Angel of Music reviews
A silly song about O.G. I like literary bands like Harry and the Potters and the Gothic Archies.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Erik - Complete
Life is a Jack in the Box reviews
The inside story of Giovanni's home life. No angst additives, all natural humor. 10 fruit juice. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005
Apparently reviews
XIII fiction! Xemnas decided that there should be more members! 12 men, one woman. Who will win her undying affection!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Axel, Roxas
ADCC: The Goblet of Eternity reviews
A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover Sequel! OMG! AFHPSOUE! Artemis discovers why his magic is stronger than most wizards! Draco makes an ass of himself! Dark Mark everyone! MEEP! Lemony gets fired! Again!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,551 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Artemis F., Butler
What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? reviews
What would the characters of Harry Potter do for a Klondike bar? Hermione, Quirrel, Snape, Lucius, Hagrid, Ron, Trelawney, pretty much everyone is in here. And finally featuring . . . HARRY! Now taking ideas for Dumbledore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and reviews
AF HP SOUE crossover. Foaly sends Artemis to Hogwarts to investigate the school of magic and what threats it could have for the People. Will Artemis discover than his missing father is a wizard? And Snape of all people? During HP 3, after AF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,041 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
A Dreadfully Convinient Crossover and the Pri reviews
AF HP SOUE crossover. Foaly gets Artemis to investigate Hogwarts, but will Artemis find more than he bargained for? Mulch works for Voldemort? Snape's a father? Has the world gone mad!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,287 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter Bloopers reviews
Follow up to my Klondike Bar story. Characters of HP do stupid things and pay for them! Harry accio's idiocy! Sirius gets five minutes of fameinfamy on muggle television! Next chappie, Lupin dances to Thriller!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P.
A Few Good Personalities reviews
Due to an accident from Mulch, Artemis loses his memory and assumes many different personalities, some at the same time. ONE SHOT. Dr. Who, HP, Monty Python references!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Artemis F., Mulch D.
Artemis Fowl Fan Fiction Academy reviews
A remake of my original story. The characters of AF get together and start a school for fan fic writers! Complete with more random jokes about life and Indiana Jones! wooted
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Lee Jordan Speaks Out! reviews
The mischevious life of Lee Jordan and his obsession of talking! MADNESS! Precursor to Klondike Bar! Shortest Short Story Ever! EAT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Lee J.
Tales From Behind the Veil reviews
The untold adventures of James and Sirius as the walking dead! Well, not literally. Shortest Short Story Ever Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
The Semi Secret Diary Entries of Ginny Weasley reviews
What did Ginny and Tommy really write to each other? Another seriously short short story! Follows up to What Would You Do for A Klondike Bar!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
No Trouble for Foul: The Untold Story of book 1 reviews
The story that J.K. Rowling left out! A few first years lives can't be complete with making Snape's a living hell. Several OC's, but plenty of Harry and Ron. Meet Caspian, Lawrence, Lara and Twiggy. Substitute teachers wreak havoc. They protest for better
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Severus S.
Ring's Memoirs reviews
The Ring obviously has a mind of it's own. Shall we take a peak at it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Sauron
My Equal reviews
Artemis Fowl Senior maybe not as ignorant to his son's actions as Eoin Colfer leads on. Senior goes to great lengths to find out the truth behind The People, and Artemis II gets a rude awakening to fatherson actvities.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F.
Irken Chronicles reviews
Zim gets kidnapped by Skoodge and GIR takes over the world! Parody to the unaired episode The Trial.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005
The Composer reviews
A JackIrina fic, not having to do with any plot from the show. Just something I thought up. Jack goes to a concert and remembers the good ol' times.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Jack B., Irina D.
The Worst Artemis Fowl Matrix Parody Ever! reviews
I revised this story so it's near perfection! Yay! I love this story myself. Lots of humor. Artemis enters the Matrix.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Artemis F.
Sam Fisher Poetry reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like if Sam Fisher wrote poetry in his spare time, possibly stuck in an air vent or waiting for extraction? Read this, and enter a world where Sammy has a sensitive, poetic side.
Splinter Cell - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2005
Sheepless in Seattle reviews
Mini stories of the misadventures of Sam Fisher! Watch as he tries to get a yen for a car tole! Watch as he tries to protect his daughter on a first date! And see Grim and Lambert dance to Numa Numa!
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
Убивать Человека reviews
Irina poem in Russian. Ирина - серьезно мой любимый характер в Псевдониме. Я знаю, что Лина Олин отказалась возвратиться к Псевдониму, но я надеюсь однажды, что она передумала, и они вернули Ирину на жизнь снова. Это было бы прохладным.
Alias - Rated: K+ - Russian - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Irina D.
Red vs Blue Goes To the Zoo reviews
Back in Blood Gulch after giving up on looking for O'Malley. Caboose thinks he sees a zoo, and Griff has an accidental encounter with Sarge on the toilet. (Written in Rooster Teeth format)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2005
Justified
A poem I wrote about Sloane being driven insane by the mysterious reappearance of Emily.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Sloane, A., Emily S.
To Kill A Man reviews
Blah. I wrote a poem and realized it would be good for Irina Derevko. . . but you be the judge.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Irina D.
Halo Revisited and Shot At reviews
A recap of the Halo game. It sucks. Don't read it unless you wanna chew on some distasteful literature crap. And no, hackers didn't attack this summary. I'm writing it myself. Cuz I are hooked on fonix. And I suck at writing.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/14/2005
The Artemis Fowl Show V reviews
Yes! Finally! The Artemis Fowl Show hath returnith! Rejoice and throw butter knives! Read and you shall not be put in the stack things for vegetable justice! Go forth and read! Mind you . . . Red vs. Blue are the special guests today! Pink armor!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/29/2004
All Too Impossible reviews
A poem about Ethan Hunt and his troubles as . . . a "mole". Started as a poem for my story on fictionpress about More Than 20 Re:'s but thatkinda deminished. It just seems better as Mission: Impossible.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2004
The Artemis Fowl Fan Fic Academy reviews
Crazy . . . All the Artemis Fowl fan fic writer's go to one school. Everyone is reminded of their past! Ms. Anonymity is confronted. Flamers welcome to read and see what you've been mistaking yourself for.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,922 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Complete
The Artemis Fowl Show SPECIAL EDITION! reviews
Crazy. You aren't encouraged to read this . . . unless you hate Hillary Duff. I wrote this in a hurry to get something done. Flame me if you wish, but consider my Academy! I hate this story . . .
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2003
The Door reviews
What happens after the Door is shut? Ansem comes back. Riku is broken. The King is powerless. And voices are heard.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2003
Recruited To Where the World Is Quiet reviews
3rd chappie is up! There's a fire in the Veritable French Diner. Will Lemony make it? G and H manage to loose M and L. Ramona is concerned for Lemony. Is the world still quiet?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
The Artemis Fowl Show 3 reviews
A few more fanfic authors are on the show, once again. Have fun! They're gonna need it. And sorry if you find random fics stupid. There is nothing I can do.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2003
Windows 98' Blues reviews
Goo poem. Wrote it when I was bored. Funny, correct, all of the above.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2003
The Artemis Fowl Show 2 reviews
Spectra16 gets peeved an seeks revenge. More randomness. You people seem to like that.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2003
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