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Name: Casey

Age: 15

Favorite Colors: Blue and Yellow!

Recent Obsession: R5

Favorite Guys: Ross Lynch, Riker Lynch, Rocky Lynch, Ryland Lynch, and Ellington Ratliff


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK. so I MUST be a goth or emo.
Im a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with A GAY, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in A BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*d.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*d

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend, that I would have a pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I love READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*d.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.
I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver.
I act CRAZY so I MUST be craving attention.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i MUST be a party girl

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

100 Questions:

1. How did you get one of your scars?

(Looks at scars) I honestly don't know...

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Um... Ross Lynch/R5 posters, A picture of my team and I, and a bunch of placks from tournaments.

4. What type of music do you listen to?

Uh, all sorts, mostly Rock, but some Pop, Pop-rock, a little country and metal.

5. Do you know what time you were born?

2:30PM! I always look at the clock on my birthday and go "I AM EXACTLY (AGE)!!!!"

6. What do you want more than anything right now?

To see R5 in concert again. They're seriously amazing!

7. What do you miss?

My old friend from when I was 3! She and I were so close, but then she moved up north...

8. What is your most prized possession(s)?

My Phone, IPod, and notebook

10. Do you get claustrophobic?

Yes actually, but only if the place is crambed, and it's really small

11. Do you get scared of the dark?

If I have a nightmare

12. The last person that made you cry?

An ex boyfriend, and because of him I haven't gotten another, and don't intend to...

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl?

I don't really wear perfume...

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender?

Blonde hair with brown eyes is my favorite, but I don't really mind I look for personality:)

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to?

I don't know. But I hope it's totally romantic!

16. Coffee or energy drink?

Energy drink. Coffee tastes gross to me.

17. What is your favourite pizza topping?

To be honest, peperoni and sasuage :)

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

(Looks at vibrating stomach). Food. Particularly a pizza. (That was your fault )

19. What's your sunsign?


20. Your favourite season and why?

Winter or fall I love colder weather.

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received?

Uh... I honestly don't know... life, maybe?

22. Do you like anybody?

Yeah I guess I could say I like him...

23. Are you double jointed?

No. I'm a single-jointed normally formed human being.

24. Favourite clothing brand?

I don't mind as long as it looks cool! I love band shirts though:)

26. Do you have a pet?

I have a dog!

27. What kind is it?

A beagle.

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving?

I would, probably. *dreamily* You can't help who you fall in love with...

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?

Words, hugs, and kisses. Oh and a song is really romantic!

30. Write a number from one to a hundred:


31. Blonds or brunettes?

Blonds. Wait... I thought it was blondEs...?

32. What is the one number you call most often?

My best friend Katie.

33. What annoys you most?

Texting while on dates.

34. Have you been out of the USA?

I've been to Mexico once or twice. Oh and the Bahamas! Basically only around the Caribbean:)

35. Your weaknesses?

I'm incredibly shy, and hate to talk in front of a crowd.

36. Met anyone famous?

Yes! I've meet R5 three times.

37. First job?

Uh... Haven't had one...

38. Ever made a prank call?

Yes my friends and I were at a tournament, and we prank called one of their parents and my coaches!

40. What were you doing before you filled this out?

Writting a chapter for one of my stories.

41. Have you ever had surgery?

No. And I'm glad.

42. What do you get complimented about most?

My eyes, and my stories.

43. Have you ever had braces?

No, and I'm so glad I don't need them!

44. What do you want for your birthday?

Well my birthday is already past...

45. How many kids do you want?

Two or three.

46. Were you named after someone?

Ya I was named after a doctor on a soap opra

47. Do you wish on stars?

Not often. Only when I'm really sad, and it helps me think something good may happen soon.

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?

Suave (Keratin treatment)

50. Do you like your handwriting?

No but it's not as bad as some of my friends.

51. What is your favourite lunch meal?

IDK I'll eat anything really as long as it's food.

52. Any bad habits?

bitting my nails. Worst habit ever!

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf?

Kids Bop lol haven't used those since I was like 9 hahaha

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

I don't know possibly. I've never thought of that.

56. Do looks matter?

They matter, but personality mainly

57. How do you release anger?

Writing. Usually it calms me down. Also rading, and talking to really close friends.

58. Where is your second home?

My softball team.

60. What was your favourite toy as a child?

A Stuffed dog, and I still have it now :)

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone?

over 100

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid?

Yup. I only recently learned Demi was on it as a kid.

63. Do you use sarcasm?

A lot. My friends hate me for it.

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese?

Either or, but right now Macaroni and Cheese

65. What do you look for in a guy?

A soft, kind, romantic side, but still has the guts to stand up for others, family oriented, musically inclined. Killer eyes too.

66. What are your nickname

Let's see here... Casey, KC, Bug, Kyles, Ky ky,... Too many to count...

68. What's your favourite television show?

Teen Wolf, Glee, and The Fosters!

69. What was your actual SAT score?

Haven't taken it yet.

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour?

Cookie Dough!

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes?


72. When was the last time you worked out?

Yesterday I had practice.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64?

Yes there was! I'm not gullible... although I did check...

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car?

um... I'd rather not say... haha

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions?

Yes!!! That would be cool! C'mooonnnn! I did it...

76. What are you listening to?

I Want Crazy by: Hunter Hayes

77. Last thing you drank?

water a few minutes ago

78. Last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender?

Eyes definitely. You can learn a lot by just that.

80. Favourite thought-provoking song?

I Want Crazy by: Hunter Hayes haha .

81. Favourite thing to hate?

Random things. Changes every day.

82. Favourite month of the year?

December because it's the last month of the year.

83. Favourite zodiac sign?


85. What is your hair color?

Dirty blonde

86. Eye colour?

They change between blue, green, and gray.

89. Favourite fast food restaurant?


90. Do you like sushi?

Never had it.

91. Last movie you watched?

Transformers haha

92. Favourite day of the year?

New Years or Fourth or July

93. Play any musical instruments?


94. Republican or Democrat?

No idea.

95. Kisses or hugs?

Kisses. Although, I've never properly kissed anyone...

96. Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships, no doubt.

97. What was the last thing you bought?

Smoothie or a Magazine

98. What kind of car do you have?

I don't drive, but I'd have a Challenger :)

99. What book are you reading?

They're fan fics, but I'm reading one called Forever Is Possible, Undeniable Urges, Dreaming Out Loud, and He's Bad News.

100. Describe your love life:

I don't have one at the moment.

Sonny With a Chance

Sonny: Does this fat suit make me look fat?
Tawni: You're wearing a fat suit?

Sonny: Oh my gosh! You are a drama snob! And you do think you're better than us.
Chad: Not better...just a better way. We act.

Grady: Well if it isn't Chad Dylan Pooper!

Chad: Sonny...Cloudy, Rainy.
Nico: We have names.
Chad: Yea, but remembering them would take effort, and interest, and excuse me.
Sonny: You can't just cut in front of us like that.
Chad: Yea, they also said I couldn't be this handsome, and yet, here I am.

Chad: If we don't act soon, dare I say it, they might become more popular than us.
Cast of Mackenzie Falls: *Gasp*
Chad: I had to say it...I dared myself

Zora: And look at this rug! Ming dynasty. Hand woven. It makes me want to do carpet angels.

Chad: Alright, look. After you barged onto our stage earlier, I had to hire Reggie here and put your pictures on the "do not admit" wall.
Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: Because it's my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron. There will come a day when Zac Efron come's knocking on this door and he's like "Hey! Can I come in?" and I'll be like "Oh, no, you're banned."

Tawni: I'm pretty enough for lobster. I'm cool enough for lobster. I am lobster worthy.
Zora: (Slaps Tawni) Snap out of it, woman!
Tawni: Thank you.
Zora: No. Thank you.

Grady: Come on! Tell us what's inside the box.
Zora: You really wanna know?
Grady: Yea.
Nico: Tell us.
Zora: Okay, come in real close. I'll tell you. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!! So keep your mitts of my mail, punks!

Sonny: Why are you helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Sounds like somebody wanted to try on a weird beard.
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Beard!
Chad: Cares!
Sonny: Gotcha!

Nico: What's in your pants?
Grady: Cheese!!

Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to our viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.

Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute.

Tawni: There are two things I like; me being right and you being not right.

Sonny: Hah! Should've guessed it. Who's Tawni's best friend?
Tawni: Tawni!
Sonny: Hah!

Tawni: We're going somewhere so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?

Tawni: Tawni Town!! What? It's a great dream! And a heck of a town!

Sonny: The prom is cancelled.
Tawni: What?! I've been dreaming of becoming prom queen ever since you brought it up eighteen minutes ago.

Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: So, we're good?
Chad: Oh, we're so good.

Tawni: Thank you Nico. You are the real Nico, right? (Pokes him)
Nico: How does that prove I'm the real Nico?

Chad: If I wanna think you have pretty hair, then I will.
Sonny: And if I wanna think that you have sparkly eyes, then I will.

Grady: Your game stinks!
Nico: Oh, my game stinks?
Grady: Uh huh, uh huh.
Nico: Well, at least I've got game where it counts. You've never kissed a girl.
Sonny: Oh, come on, you guys. Wait, really? You've never kissed a girl?
Grady: You know I'm waiting for just the right lady.

Sonny: Giving back is what's hot.
Chad: That's what people who don't look hot say.

Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here. I need to tell you something in case I don't make it.
Sonny: Okay.
Chad: I love...
Sonny: Yes?
Chad: I mean I deeply love...
Sonny: Go on...
Chad: That more kids will be reading less books because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: Oh no! I think you're coming down with PFS too.
Chad: What's that?
Sonny: (Picks up pillow) Pillow in the Face Syndrome. (Starts hitting Chad with pillow)

Chad: Give it to me straight, Doc. I can take it.
Doctor: You have LBS.
Chad: *Gasp* Leading Boy Syndrome?
Doctor: No, Lack of Books Syndrome. Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome. And LBS is also the abbreviation for pounds, which is what you're going to gain if you don't stop watching yourself on TV.
Chad: Can't you just cut my pants off, you know how you do?
Doctor: Read two books and call me in the moring Mr. Cooper.
Chad: Actually, that's Dylan Cooper.
Doctor: Not anymore. I removed your Dylan while you were under.
Chad: No! What did you do with it?
Doctor: Gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it. (Pulls back curtain) Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Grady: Just got my Dylan. Been waiting two years.
Chad: NOOO!!! WHY?! (Wakes up in cafeteria with a book at the table and people giving him strange looks) Must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books, that was horrible.

Tawni: (Talking about Sonny's singing) She's great right.
(Marshall, Grady, and Nico look at her, shocked that she said something nice about Sonny)
Tawni: It's opposite day.

Chad: You took my name!
Trey Brothers: And your limo. PEACE OUT SUCKAHS!

Sonny: I need to talk to you immediatly
Chad: Actually, I'm glad you're here. I need a favour.
Sonny: I don't have time to help you with you science project
Chad: Please. I have actual scientists for that. I need a tennis judge. Word on the street is you can help.
Sonny: What? I'm not a tennis judge.
Chad: So you just made that up.
Sonny: Yes. But listen..
Chad: Who makes up something like that?
Sonny: Who needs a freelance tennis judge?
Chad: Actually, I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't wanna lose again.
Sonny: Oh, I see. Well, as much as I'd love to help you cheat for a good cause, I can't. Why? Oh yea, because I'm not a tennis judge.
Chad: Uh huh. So what'd you want?
Sonny: Some answers.
Chad: To what?
Sonny: To how it all ends, to how long it's going to be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
Chad: I'm not sure I can answer that.
Sonny: Aren't you in charge of your own destiny.
Chad: Uh...I guess.
Sonny: Well, then it's time to say enough. When two people are this right for eachother, there's only one thing to do.
Chad: How long have you felt this way?
Sonny: Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long, but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Chad: I mean, I guess I feel the same way.
Sonny: Well, then do something about it.
Chad: Okay, I will.
Sonny: Great!
Chad: Sonny, will you go out with me?
Sonny: I'm sorry, did you just ask me out?
Chad: I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me too?
Sonny: Wait, did you think I was talking about...oh dear, this is awkward.
Chad: Hahahaha. Sure is...sure is awkward. I mean, I know why it's awkward, just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward...
Sonny: I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking about...
Chad: Yep, yep. Me too, same page. Whoo.
Sonny: Whoo.
Chad: Yea, I just thought you thought that I thought it was awkward cuz you thought I was asking you know, rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out...which I was...
Sonny: Yea, but you said Sonny...
Chad: Yep-ba-ba. That's awkward.
Sonny: So...
Chad:'re a Mackenzie Falls fan now.
Sonny: Yea.
Chad: I suppose I should probably tell you I'm a So Random fan now.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yea, but I'd be lying.
Sonny: You know, it's funny. Like I learned from Mackenzie Falls, sometimes if you look at something with an open mind, you can surprise yourself. So...yea.
Chad: What?
Sonny: Yea, I'll go out with you.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: So, we're doing this.
Sonny: I guess so...wait, so I still don't know, does Mackenzie ever ask...
Chad: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. If we're gonna make this thing work, I'm going to have to insist you never ask me about my business.
Sonny: (*Sigh*) Fine. I guess I'm going to have to check the blogs like everybody else.

Sonny: Let me tell you something. 24 hours ago I fell in love with a guy named Mackenzie, and you Chad, are no-
Chad: Don't say Mackenzie. Do not say Mackenzie.
Sonny: Mackenzie!
Chad: She said it! That's it! Where's my security? You are no longer welcome at the Falls!
Sonny: (Throws water at Chad) You said Falls!!

Nico: Flowers? A Mack Falls box set? And a picture of Chad...holding flowers...and a Mack Falls box set?

Sonny: He who checks cookie, checks into hospital.

Nico: Chad, I have to say I've always hated you for having your own plane.
Chad: But?
Nico: That's it.

Chad: I missed you, shortstack.
Sonny: I missed you too, egg whites with tomato on the side...don't let them touch otherwise they're going back.

Sonny: This is like a bad episode of Mackenzie Falls.
Chad: (Gives Sonny a look)
Sonny: Or a good one?

Chad: Ohhh. Is there trouble in the funny hut?

Chad: Oh, hey babe.
Nico: Oh, don't you 'babe' her. She's our babe.
Grady: Yea! Hey, babe!
Sonny: Okay, alright, stop arguing. I'm gonna settle this right now. Nobody gets to call me babe.
Grady: Hah hah! In your face Chaddy!

Chad: Can't you see m'lady's not feeling well.
Sonny: (Sneezes)
Chad: You people disgust me...almost much as the snot rocket that just came out of m'lady's nose...It's okay, come on. Let's go get you some tea. Cuz you're sick!

Sonny: (Sarcastically) You're so good to me.
Chad: Oh, I know.
Sonny: (Hits him with posters) You're not good to me!

Sonny: Really?
Chad: Really!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Fine!
Chad: Fine!
Sonny: Going home!
Chad: Feel better!
Sonny: Thanks!
Chad: Miss you.
Sonny: Miss you too.

Chad: My name is Chad Dylan Cooper. And today, I will be your substitute Sonny.
Tawni: Ugh! Now I'm sick.
Chad: Well, how sick does this make you? (Makes pictures of him and Sonny kiss)

Chad: Quick! Mix it up, Chaz.
(Chad and Chaz mix themselves up so Sonny can't tell who's who)
Sonny: (Messes up both of their hair)
Chad: Ahhh! Fixes hair.

Nineteen Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance.
1. There are eighty shades of white.

2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy
7. Not all proms end in disaster.
8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts".
10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
11. A mop makes a great present.
12. A tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable.
13. Anyone can pull off a weird beard.
14. Chicken fingers and ski ball are a heck of a combo.
15. There is no end to the amount of lattes a person can have.
16. Even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink.
17. A 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.
18. You should never let your co-star talk without a script.

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends if they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer



Meant To Be - Teen Beach Movie


Breakeven (Falling to Pieces) - The Script


Elevate - Big Time Rush

4. WHAT IS 22?

In My Head - Jason Derulo


Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5


Let's Make This Last 4Ever - Mitchel Musso


Get Out Alive - Three Days Grace


As We Go - Taylor Mathews


Viva la Vida - Coldplay


Make It Shine - Victoria Justice


If I Die Young - The Band Perry


I Wish - One Direction


Real World - Matchbox 20


What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction


Here Comes Goodbye - Rascal Flatts (That's just sad!)


Free Me - Foo Fighters


Naturally - Selena Gomez (Haha)


No More - Three Days Grace


I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy


Lost In You - Three Days Grace

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Secret Love by Musicsoftball reviews
Team Austin is now living in New York, Austin and Ally have been secretly dating since high school, not even Dez and Trish know about the couple. What happens when Austin has to go on tour and Ally's pregnant? Will he be okay? Will she? Read to find out! Rated T for language and suicidal attempts.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,835 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Oh Yeah Totally Normal by Austin and Ally Go 1 Direction reviews
Hi. I'm Austin Moon. I've got the looks, the brains, and did I mention that my uncle is Ethan Hunt, and that I'm one of IMF's top agents? No? Well, I am. I've faced nuclear war, escaped from a Russian prison in Siberia, and I graduated from Oxford at 14. But nothing could have prepared me for my next mission, or my next cover. Highschool. Great. Auslly. (I don't own AaA!)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,710 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Mayday by RossLover2012 reviews
Ally Dawson's fear of flying becomes reality when the plane holding her and her classmates crashes on it's way to California. Will they be able to survive all of the obstacles they are about to face, and will they be able to get over their high school labels and fight together to survive? Better than it sounds! Auslly! OOC! Give it a chance! Rated T for a reason!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,154 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Someone Save This Hopeless Soul by StorieeMakeer123 reviews
COMPLETE/ SEQUEL POSTED/When you're enveloped into a world of supernatural, you lose yourself. This is the story of a girl who falls in love with a ghost - and gets sucked into mysteries.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,392 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Bet by allyaustin reviews
Austin and Ally are assigned their last project of senior year right before graduation. The topic? Could the opposite sex last longer without any sexual interaction of any kind. Were girls more vulnerable than boys? Or were boys? Both begged to differ. What happens when they decide to mix a little pleasure with business in this war persay battle of the sexes? Let the games began.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Fate and Destiny by WildGypsyWoman12 reviews
Mack decided to leave anyway, with promises to return every summer and then eventually return for good. But promises are broken, forgotten even. But even as the years pass, a certain blonde boy keeps his promise he made initially, he was going to wait for her. Even as the years keep rolling by, he waits. And after years away, Mack is finally coming home.
Teen Beach Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
Theres No Way I Can Do It Without You by R5easylover reviews
Austin and Ally were high school sweethearts but that ended when Ally went off to college for 4 years while Austin pursued his career. When Ally returns to Miami 4 years later with a little girl that looks a lot like Austin Moon?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
How to Change a Bad Boy by Janzelle reviews
Austin Moon is a lonely teenager with a heart-wrenching past. Ally is a studious girl with a curious side, and Austin just peaked her curiosity. Will Ally be able to change his bad boy ways, or will his past put both of them in harm's way? Re-uploded/Revised. Sorry for taking it down! AustinxAlly
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,176 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
A Nightmare That Was Reality by cupcakegirl786 reviews
I woke up and found myself resting my head on a hospital bed and holding someone's hand. Tightly. I was at a hospital. I was flabbergasted as I saw Austin lying there on the hospital bed, unconscious. He had a gas mask on and was breathing heavily. He looked broken and bruised. I thought to myself. This wasn't new to heart beated faster and I let go of his hand…
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,028 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Hard As Rock by WutchuDoin reviews
He showed up on her door with a problem, pleading for her help. He was in pain and Ally being the kind-hearted girl that she was, she just had to help him. He was in pain, and she was worried, so she pleaded to help him. He revealed his problem to her...and it was hard as rock.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Future Mrs Austin Moon Is Ally! Wait, WHAT! by AusllyxxRauraForever reviews
"You're getting married!" my mom tells me. I know, I know. This doesn't sound right. It should be "We're getting married!" but they're not. It's me that's getting married. You heard me correctly. I'm getting married. Once I turn a certain age, my parents are forcing me into marriage. With who, you ask? Austin. Monica. Moon. My collab 'fic with Princess-Girl12! Check her out!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,362 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
One Night Stand & One Girl Man by PurpleDoves reviews
Ally always believed in love. She had the perfect boyfriend, and the perfect job. But when she finds out that her boyfriend of 5 years cheated on her, her whole world came tumbling down. So to clear her mind, she has a one night stand. But soon she finds America's Bad Boy trying to win her heart. Will this rebound and this dare lead to more? AU and mature content.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,879 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
A Masked Hero by CauseNiall reviews
Previously: I'm In Love With Blondie? Ally can't stand Austin Moon. She hates him... Or so she thinks. He's a hero, but she doesn't know it. Can Ally find another side of Austin, or will she be left hating him forever?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
Damage Control by Miss-Rainy-Skies reviews
It's hard pretending to be Austin Moon's girlfriend. Rephrase; it's hard pretending to be Austin Moon's girlfriend while you're falling hard for him in the process. Auslly/Multi-chapter
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,694 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The New Kid, Austin Moon by troubleinparadisexo reviews
Austin moves to Miami and has to start going to high school there. How will him and Ally cross paths? Will Austin be accepted at the school? A singing/songwriting competition in their music class, Austin and Ally are partners. Then there is a school trip to Australia. The plane goes down. Read, find out, then review!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,550 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Where There's A Nerdy Girl, There's A Cocky Boy: The Sequel by AusllyxxRauraForever reviews
"It's been about two months since Austin and I said our 'I love you's'. We haven't talked much since then. It's just been awkward between us. I wish he would just start being mean to me again!" Sequel to Where There's A Nerdy Girl, There's A Cocky Boy obviously. Go and read that one first if you haven't already.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,061 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Don't Let Me Fall by RossLover2012 reviews
Ally is devoting her whole Summer to her best friend Dakota. But when Dakota's brother Austin returns home for good after being away to a private music school, will that make it tough for Ally to focus? Austin has changed a lot and she can't help but feel attraction to the forbidden 18 year old. Will things go good, or bad? I suck at summaries, read! you won't regret it. OOC.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,727 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The G Word by WutchuDoin reviews
Due to an internet rumor, the world is under the impression that Austin Moon is gay. Outraged, he wants to prove that he isn't, so he decides to use a fake girl friend. He needs the help of a girl he trusts. Who better to do it than his best friend? Only things aren't that easy. *Rated M in later chapters
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,436 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Finding Love Within The Pop Star by ILoveFood7 reviews
Austin Moon is a new pop star at Miami High. He meets Allyson Dawson and they start off on a bad foot. Will they become friends or more? I was never good at summaries and... THIS IS MY FIRST AUSLLY BOOK! NO FLAMES! R&R
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Where There's A Nerdy Girl, There's A Cocky Boy by AusllyxxRauraForever reviews
Ally's a nerdy girl in high school and Austin's a cocky boy. What happens when they're forced to work together? Will they fall in love? Or will he just try to get in her pants?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,340 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Complete
Like a Playboy by all of the sparks reviews
He's always been some sort of a playboy & she's always been some sort of a goody-two-shoes. But it's okay 'coz it's her & it's him & somehow, they still fit to be the perfect two. Austin&Ally. Auslly. AU.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,094 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
Miami Bad Boy reviews
Ally moves to Miami from LA after her mom's death, and meets Miami's bad boy Austin Moon. they start off on a bad note, and Cassidy (Austin's Girlfriend) hates Ally. But once the duo start hanging out they start to actually like eachother? Will there ever be a happpy ending? Find out In Miani Bad Boy.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.