Dogluvr18
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-11-11, id: 3515527
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Shadows of Revenge by DisneyRBD reviews
It has been 4 years since Bella escaped from the dangerous people that took her away from her parents. But when she comes back to live in Forks, Edward and the Cullens will realize that Bella is no ordinary human teenager–she's a deadly assassin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 257,567 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella, Edward, OC
Fearful Facade by Beckaabook reviews
When Edward and his gang bullied Bella for years they never knew of the disastoruous consequences to both her and their lives, when Bella returns to Forks years later as what seems like a different person... there's hell to pay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,609 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scheme Of Fate by thebugroom reviews
Bella Swan is a vampire. She was attacked and turned before she even left Phoenix. How does Bella handle being a vampire, and finding out she is not the only one in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,336 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
This story has now been published under my author name of Elise de Sallier as Innocence (A Forbidden Love, Book 1) and Protection (A Forbidden Love, Book 2) by The Writer's Coffee Shop, and is available on Amazon, Nook, and itunes. Thank you so much for the wonderful support of the fanfic community! Elise de Sallier (aka Twiloversue)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12395 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 3,580 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
My Secret Crush by RedSoxFan7 reviews
Set during Twilight- After Bella and Edward become a couple he tells her that he going to take to meet his family. Bella is nervous because she knows that Rosalie doesn't like her very much. Worse thing is that Bella has a crush on Rosalie. Full summary inside. Drabble story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 18,388 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
This Rose Has Thorns by Dominick Gillig reviews
Chapter 18: She hadn't thought about what her classmates would think of her and Rosalie dating. It was bad enough when she was with Edward. But now she was with Rosalie, the most beautiful woman in the world. And she was gay. They were both gay. Bella knew this wouldn't go over well with the other students.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Rosalie, Bella
Cullen Truth or Dare by kaashaa reviews
This is a story of that was adopted by me from OhMaGod. Basically this takes place 150 years after Bella was changed. See her summary for more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three's A Party by A.R2914 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, he unknowingly left her pregnant with triplets who were all born on different days, what happens when the cullens move into the small town that Bella and her kids Remy, Lukas, and Cassie live in.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 173,624 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expect the unexpected by pretty-lies-ugly-truth reviews
The Gallagher girls are going to stay at Blackthorne for a few months. When they arrive they discover Blackthorne has had a new recruit since they had last seen the boys, a person Cammie didn't think she'd see again. Can Cammie and Zach's relationship survive this old friend? And how will the girls find Blackthorne? - NOW COMPLETE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,126 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Totally Irresistible by Baby Shadow reviews
On pure accident Bella has just become secretary to one of the world’s most desirable millionaires, Edward Cullen. And the problem isn’t whether she can handle the job, but it’s can she keep her heart. Too bad no one told her he was Totally Irresistible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 123,455 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Tragic Tale of Edward and Bella by afaithfulwriter890 reviews
Crazy things start happening at the Cullen house and Bella prepares to give birth... but is it Edward's baby? Does Jasper have a drug addiction? Are Carlisle and Esme the only normal people? Is Emmett obsessed with Harry Potter? Does Aro enjoy playing dress up? And WHY is Caius the news reporter? He will keep us updated as this tragic story unfolds... tragically we're sure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 11,653 - Follows: 12,361 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Living Royal by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella Swan is a typical college girl who's trying to make the best of her college experience. Only one problem gets in her way, Prince Edward happens to attend the same University...Full Summary Inside - Inspired by the British Royal Wedding!E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,345 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Brother Cullen Style! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Uh oh!The Cullen let Alice watch Big Brother!Now Carlisle is Julie Chen, the wolves and the vampires are competing for food,and Emmett's dressed like Hannah Montana?What's the secret of her past Bella's struggling to cover?Who will win Big Brother Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never play truth or dare with Emmett by Until Her Heart Stops reviews
Edward leaves to go hunting for a weekend.Bella is left with Emmett and Jasper what could possibly go wrong. When Edward comes back what will Bella be like? EXB foreva!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Marriage Arrangements by YukiYumena reviews
Bella loses her parents in a tragic way when she is 15. Her Grandmother takes care of her until she decides it's time for Bella to get married. England of the beginning of the 18th century. BxE ALL HUMANS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,997 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4694 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reach For Me by Black-Rose-Of-Night reviews
Seventy five years after Edward left Bella in the forest, the princess of the Volturi rises, a broken and haunted girl after her horrific change, she gets sent on a mission. Now when she has a fate encounter can Alice be the one to pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,669 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Alice
Truth or Dare: The Cullen Way by JerinAnn6397 reviews
Emmett gets bored and decides to make everyone play truth or dare... well the Cullen way. Everyone has to do dares or tell truths that they are not comfortable with. Read and you will see. *Sequel is up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Shadows of Forever by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A day before her wedding Bella disappears and later evidences that she's dead are found. Eighty years later the Cullens decide to go back to Forks and surprise some vampires between who is someone they know. What really happened to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,162 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13323 - Favs: 8,046 - Follows: 5,993 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cullen Chat 2 by kaashaa reviews
Another day another chat amongst the Cullens where everything goes. I don't own Twilight or its Characters nor am I making money off this thats all STephanie Myer's job still I do own anything not Cullen related so please ask before using.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Cullen Chat by kaashaa reviews
What happens when the Cullens get into chat with Characters from their past and present? Anything's possible. I Don't Own Anything Twilight or make money that's Stephanie Myer's Job. Have fun reading though!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Double Trouble by cullencraver reviews
With a mysterious past and a questionable present, can Isabella Swan juggle the mundane routine of high school and two love interests, or will her past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Results of Truth or Dare by dolphinherovamp5 reviews
What happens when Bella gets three dares and she has to do them in one day? BxE/All Human/Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight! Only this wonderful plot! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
What Comes With The Wind by surfgirl1 reviews
The Hale twins and Dr. Cullen's son hang out all the time, but they all want something more; to fall in love. Then the Swan family moves to town. What happens when you add skateboarding, baseball, boys, and high school drama? High School: Extreme Edition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Dare by Wasted Greens reviews
One boring Friday night, our Twilight girls decide to play "truth or dare," very stereotypically, leading to very interesting results. Femslash threesome, R/A/B, oneshot, lemon, AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
But I'm NOT CRAZY! by Starksarrowgirl reviews
Sequel to "He's a Fairy!" and set before "Emmett Gets Pwned!" Alice and Rose are looking for Edward. Dedicated to WEIRD101. Oneshot!
Crossover - Twilight & Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Emmett's Truth or Dare by xteamalicecullenx reviews
4 Words. Emmett's Truth or Dare. Be Warned. Contains pure weirdness and randomness plus a broken bed! *ONE-SHOT!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Why Am I Covered In Feathers? by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
Bella finds herself once again covered in feathers, but this time for a completely different reason. AH Bella & Alice girl time. Don't worry, our sexy copper head makes an appearance. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
I Knew We'd Always Be Friends by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
Bella and her brother Jasper have just moved from Phoenix, and they meet the Cullen family: Esme; Carlisle; Edward; Rosalie. They also meet the mcartys- Alice and Emmett.hilarity ensures as they go through their teen years together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,941 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4559 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poor Carlisle by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
sequel to poor Charlie. the cullen's and Bella play truth or dare, and Carlisle is now the one that will have to endure there fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Eternity by 51readaholic15 reviews
Femslash, Alice/Bella. Bella is an ancient vampire in hiding. Alice is a 'vegetarian' vampire attending high school in Forks with the rest of her family. The two vampire's worlds collide with results neither ever anticipated...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,987 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alice, Bella
I Am Everything by MrsxPattinsonx reviews
Bella just moved to Forks. she has lived her life too many times to remember. What's different this time? Please R&R! x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4330 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Drunk Bella by Starksarrowgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets Bela drunk and lets her run around the mall? Read and find out! Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Just Like Them by twoquestionmarks reviews
UNFINISHED: I've realised it's been 2 years since I updated and it's become painfully obvious that I'm just not going to be able to finish this story. I've tried to break out of the writer's block rut, but it hasn't worked. No time/motivation anymore. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE STORY UP AS IT IS, UNFINISHED, INDEFINITELY, SO I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON. I'M SORRY. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,182 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Happy April Fool's Day by prettyshon10 reviews
Bella has a twin, Jasper passes out,Kool-Aid has trouble finding out where he is suppose to be and Esme is about to change his "Oh yeah" to "Oh no". Very funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
A Bottle Of Bailey's and a Spoon Named Fred by Twisted Bloodlust reviews
On a particularly boring afternoon, Emmett seeks out some fun and finds it in the form of a bottle of Bailey's. A lot of mess and ridiculousness later, Bella is drunk and none of the Cullens are quite sure how to handle it. OOC/DrunkBella/SexualInnuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Angry Grizzly Bears by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
"You are in trouble, enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home." What happened when Edward got that message after leaving Bella hostage to Alice. Remember, he was with his brothers. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward - Complete
Emmett gets PWNED! by Starksarrowgirl reviews
Title says it all! Sequel to But I'm NOT Crazy! but you didn't have to read that to read this. Oneshot!
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Emmett - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,136 - Follows: 8,254 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmet gets Bella DrunkUHOH! by MrsxPattinsonx reviews
FIRST EVER FANFIC! PLEASE READ! bella gets drunk and finds a spoon.Much better than it sounds : One-shot. this is my first ever fanfic, please R&R! hope you enjoy it : 3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Breaking free by Powermouse reviews
Bella Swan and Alice Cullen are best friends ever since High School. They have nothing in common, but are still like sisters. Bella is happy with her life and the people in it, if there wasn t Alice s brother that was also Bella s personal devil...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,253 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He's a fairy! by Starksarrowgirl reviews
What happens if you put Edward Cullen in a room with Ash, Quinn, Poppy, and James? Trouble for Edward! Oneshot!
Crossover - Twilight & Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Ash R. - Complete
The Cullen's Take Bella ToWALMART! by MrsxPattinsonx reviews
Bella goes to Wal-Mart with the cullens. One-shot. 2nd ever fanfic, so prob. not very good :P Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5660 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens In Vegas by shasta53 reviews
When Alice and Jasper choose to have their bachelor and bachlorette parties on the same weekend in Las Vegas, chaos ensues and the crew finds out that What Happens In Vegas does not stay in Vegas. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 245,815 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens watch New Moon by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Sequel to 'The Cullens watch Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare, my Love? by FantasyFictionLover313 reviews
Sweet and funny story of what happens when 5 vampires and 1 human play truth or dare. Great laughs and some heart-warming moments combined to make an original truth or dare story. *Rating for language and mild sexual ref.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Spoons by SecretLife40 reviews
Bella and the rest of the usual cohorts decide on a game of cards for some fun, how much will be revealed when Bella loses and accepts truth over dare? A/H, OOC, language and alluding to lemons. It's a O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Mistaken Identity by affarie ava mai reviews
Bella was strange and shy.But the Cullen's never thought anything of it, and to them she was just 'New Girl' but everyone has secrets in their lives and Bella, in particular.Rated M for Laguage, Rape and other things. much better than it sounds guarantee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Over Protective Fool by kaylinwriter14 reviews
After Edward says Emmett can't take Bella out to have "Emmett's idea of fun", Emmett decides Edward is over protective, and Bella needs to relax and have some fun. So what's he do about it? He spikes her drink, of course. Post-Eclipse, Cannon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
My Secret by untamed4ever reviews
Bella has a secret. She loves someone else and it's eating away at her. Finally she snaps but what happens? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
A Secret In The Shadows by LizzaMae reviews
After the death of their mother Bella and Emmett Swan are whisked away to their father's hometown Forks where many things are not as they seem. When Bella gets an unexpected surprise the twins lives completely change. Can the Cullens help them through it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,420 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bear Feet by TurtleWexler reviews
What awaits Bella at the Cullen house today? Emmett, dressed up rather comically. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Emmet is dumb! Why? by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
Jasper and Emmet find out why Emmet is so dumb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
An early start to a Vampire life by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
What if Edward lost his control when he first meant Bella? What if he killed everyone but her? He ended up loving her after her transformation? How will Charlie react when Bella is with the cullens for some weird reason? Bella's gift is to have children?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
21 ways to annoy Charlie Swan by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Surprise! by vampiregurl97 reviews
This is in Twilight wherre the Cullens, not even Alice, knew Edward was with Bella Already kissing ehr and her official boyfriend so what happens when they see him and Bella by the lockers? One shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
bella's sense of humour by affarie ava mai reviews
1-shot of when bella's sleeping over at the cullens, basically the cullen's struggle to get bella off the roof, alices pirate-fashion disaster and jazz's gravity problem. attempt at being funny. r&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella - Complete
Edwizzle and Jazziper by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Every decade the Cullen family do something to Edward and Jasper. Something that Emmett came up with of course. Something Bella never dreamed of. Something positively diabolical. Every decade, the Cullen family get Edward and Jasper drunk. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward, Jasper
life is like a rollercoaster by The Sunflower Child reviews
Bella is agressively changed by Laurent in the meadow, what if the wolves came too late? where Bella is now...Volterra, as daughter of Aro and princess who knows what will happen when the cullens come for a stay... PLEASE READ! oh and lemons included!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 74,923 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009
Baby Bella by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bellas parents died in a car crash when she was a month old and the Cullens adopt her. What happens as she grows up with vampires and a destiny to be one when she turns 18? how does the family handle Bella and edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Moonlight by weirdocaitlin reviews
Bella comes back from her honeymoon and discovers something about herself that has the potential to destroy her and the one she loves most. How long can she keep this secret before it tears her apart?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,385 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Memories by DisneyRBD reviews
An unexcepted vistor comes to Forks at the worst time when the Cullens begin to notice something different about Bella. But what? Who is this vistor and why is he in town? What is Charlie hiding from his daughter? Or is she really his? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 47,815 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward, OC - Complete
Everyone bow down to Princess Isabella of Volturi by vampiregurl97 reviews
It has been 15 years since Edward left and now Bella is he extremly hot powerful princess. What happens when a very special coven shows up to stay for a while? Fighting, reuniting, parties, jealousy and much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Overprotective Charlie by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bella is sleeping at the Cullens house when Charlie pays a visit the next day to make sure Bella is sleeping with Alice and not her boyfriend. How will the Cullens trying to act human go? Funny one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella, Alice, and Rose the cheerleaders by vampiregurl97 reviews
Forks has finally decided to get a football team and cheer squad... what happens when Alice, Rose, and Bella try out for the team? Lots of drama, funny, and even some lies... T for language! OH AND I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT IT BELONGS TO SM Disclamer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,336 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens Halloween by vampiregurl97 reviews
The Cullens decide to go to the Halloween dance and on the countdown to the day of the dance they cook, play truth or dare, and even have fun with Bella's human freinds! Will disaster occur? Hopefully, very funny. NOT one-shot! T because of some language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,412 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Help Me, Save Me by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
When Edward left, he wanted Bella to have a vampire free life. But what if they weren't the only vampires interested in her? Her life is just one big disaster, but can the Cullens help her when she needs them most? When she is in a mental institution?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,927 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isabella by queenchesh reviews
Bella has lived in Volturi coven for years. Now she is engaged to Aro and the guest for the wedding start to arrive, but one in particular catches her crimson eye. Beta-ed by:glasgowgirl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - [Bella, Aro] - Complete
twilight phone chats :D by Max In Training reviews
Alice calls Bella! Is there a reason! will they forget Renesme's birthday! Is this story funny! Yes.Yes, it is. rated K for no apperent reason. HIGHLY RANDOM! go on, you will love it! F U N N Y ! ! ! ! oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
A Day Alone with Alice and Rosalie by SiXxA.m reviews
They had all gone hunting. It was what these girls have been waiting for, for so long. Femslash, simple if you don't like it don't read it. RosaliexAlice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
Enchanting Melody by MadDelight reviews
Bella's blood is singing, but to the wrong vampire. Bella/Alice suggestiveness. Takes place sometime between Twilight and New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Another Chance by January Q reviews
Bella's a vampire who moves to Forks and meets the Cullen vampires with the exception of one who is a human. She wants to start a new life after years in the Volturi Guard. Her life makes a turning point when her past catches up with her. Original! Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,758 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Queen Katie reviews
Some of the Twilight characters are passing notes! Gasp! Just who are these bad people who pass notes during their classes? Bella, Edward, Alice, and Nessie. In other words, me and my friends. A better description is inside. Rated for...you'll see........
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 57,441 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Never Use Sarcasm on a Star by Sunburst25 reviews
When Bella uses sarcasm on a star, and it comes true, she learns the hard way to take her wishes seriously when in quite a furry predicament. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
T or D by edward-cullen-maniac22 reviews
Okay so this story is written by me, and my friend Jackie. I hope you like it; our goal is to make you crack up laughing, review if we succeed! oh and i promise it is differentfrom all the other cullen truth or dares! i hope you like! please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Random by Inzam42 reviews
Alice decides to start a game. Everyone has to tell the family the msot random thing they've ever done that none of them know about.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
How Bella got sugar high by Jaleine reviews
Bella can't eat much sugar because she gets sugar high easily. What happens when Emmett has found out about her weakness? Read and find out! EmPOV added!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Truth or Dare, Cullen style by Sk8rpunk2560 reviews
the Cullens and Bella not Carlisle and Esme play truth or dare. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice and Bella's Secret by rebel1499 reviews
What happens after Bella gets drunk at Jessica's party then decides to play truth or dare with Alice when they get home? A whole lot of secrets to hide from Jasper and Edward that's what. AxB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Alice, Bella
Ms Brightside by MyNameIsLeslieAnneLevine reviews
Rosalie is secretly in love with Bella, but she keeps it to herself. What happens when she watches from outside Bella's window one night? *Chapter six in progress*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
I can't say 'I love you' by Gimme a damn reviews
I'm in love with Edward. Just a typical girl in love. The twist—Edward's my brother.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One, Two, Three by Stessa reviews
-One, two, three, one two three- Alice would soon have to think of something else if she wanted to keep Edward out of her head for good. And she certainly did. He could never know about her and Bella, that would ruin everything. AlicexBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Bella Says Yes! by I. W. Cullen reviews
New Moon in Volterra, Aro asks Bella to join, after Edward and Alice, what if she said yes? And Why? What would happen, what would it do to everyone in her life? I did make a couple of mistakes in this story, but they make me laugh, so I left them in! ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8677 - Favs: 14,057 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Warriors Name Generator by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
The Cullen family is out hunting. Emmett must Bella-sit! What happens when Bella finds the Warriors Name Generator online? All hell will break loose. From the author of "Adventures In Forks High"! Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
The Game by The Real Mrz.Black reviews
Just when you thought it was over, Emmett starts all over again, and we have another Truth or Dare story Thanks to those who commented on the last, here's another! Read the first one! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
A Second Chance for Love by Narnialover reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is heart broken. Victoria comes back and changes Bella. It's been 100 years later. Bella has a new family and friends and is happy with her life. What will happen when Edward finds her again and prophesies are revealed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,884 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella
10 Ways to Get on Jacob's Badside by Sunburst25 reviews
10 hilarous ways to get on the infamous Jacob Black's badside. Try on your own risk, you have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Jacob - Complete
TRUTH OR DARE by random-monkey reviews
Short summary.A game of truth or dare with the Cullens.BPOV!One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
You know your obsessed when by 1 Twilighter reviews
I know its been done before but I thought i would put down some of the things so you know if your obsessed with twilight or not. Based on true life experiences. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Pixie cut by SiXxA.m reviews
*Femslash* Alice/Rosalie Details inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Vampires Don't Sleep by Mismatched.Harmony reviews
Emmett Cullen gets put into Bella's math class. Hilarity is guaranteed when Emmett "falls asleep" in class. slightly crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Truth or Dare CULLEN STYLE by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Gasp The Pajamas! by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Edward won't wear any stupid pajamas, so Bella decides to get him some. What will happen? Better than it sounds, I'm no good at summaries!Sorry! Takes place 1 year after Breaking Dawn, in Bella's POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare by Sab0511 reviews
Life is all about the truths you tell, and the dares you take." During a game of truth or dare, Bella will find out just what Edward has been hiding from her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MSN by Stephaniiie reviews
Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Vampire Boot Camp by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
opportunities by emilyemilyemily reviews
Alice loves Jasper, but sometimes it seems as though it isn't returned. Rosalie and Emmett's relationship is on the rocks. What will happen when the two girls find comfort in each other? rated M for smut and lemons. read and review, please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Humtastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
*Sequel to Vamptastic Cooking* The Cullens made Bella eat what they made...what happens when she returns the favor?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
When Life Hands You Lemons by Lost in Believing reviews
What would you do if life handed you lemons? Just another random question that Bella decides to ask to her friends. One-shot. Hope you learn a few things, and get a laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Battle of the Englishmen by TurtleWexler reviews
HUMOR, HUMOR, HUMOR, HUMOR... You get the idea. Edward and Emmett get into a fight, then one starts talking funny. Based on something my sister and I did. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
AIM with the Cullens! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
The Cullens and Bella get AIM! Oh the thrills we shall have! OOC, and funny. To me, at least! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
Sex dreams by ATEMDAC reviews
what happens when Bella is babysat by emmett and jasper and she starts talking in her sleep........ funny little thing I felt like writing. hope you enjoy:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Dirty Talking Edward by ATEMDAC reviews
what happens when Bella is bored and tries to talk Edward into dirty talking with her through notes in Biology----This Does! first FanFic please don't clober me. Lemons, be warned!one-shot....maybe, not sure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
A STRANGE NIGHT by notsomuch2say reviews
POST ECLIPSE & PRE BREAKING DAWN. One night, Bella finds herself waking up in Emmett's arms.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Cullen Style! by relapse-relax reviews
COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Life's Little Choices by My-Bella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6607 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The New Unexpected Bella by infiniteheadaches reviews
Edward had to leave Bella again...but y? 5 years later The cullens run into the Volturis...w/ an unexpected new member! What will happen when the to worlds collide! Full summary inside! R&R! rated T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,573 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
BLACKOUT by bmw72792 reviews
What would happen if Forks had a major blackout? What crazy things will the Cullen's do? Read and find out! they're vampires....same couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare in New York City! Cullenized by iLOVEedwardculen19 reviews
What happens when Alice drags the Cullens and Bella to New York City to play games such as truth or dare? Carlisle and Esme are away on another vacation so there are no rules.Bella is still human and not married to Edward. Review! T- rated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
How to Get Kicked Out of the Mall by The Real Mrz.Black reviews
Emmett got bored, and decided to see how long it would take him to get kicked out of the mall. This can not be good at all. Post Truth or Dare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Emmett
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Truth or Dare by The Real Mrz.Black reviews
Emmett is bored. And nothing good comes of that. And this time its in the form of truth or dare Sequel:The Game is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Song From the Heart by RecklessLove21 reviews
Alice an Edward Find Mike in an awkward position and What does Bella picture have anything to do with it? ONESHOT, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
He's HOW big? by RecklessLove21 reviews
He-he's Enormous!" Bella was almost speechless. The boys all looked at each other, wondering what in the world is going on, Feeling there umm Ego getting small by the minute..." -Oneshot-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Karaoke with the Cullen boys by RecklessLove21 reviews
What happens when the girls get the boys to play Karaoke, but most importantly will the boys survive it? Oneshot // Rated 'T' for language //
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Rosalie and Bella Aim conversation by Looking4MyOwnEdward reviews
Rosalie and Bella have a weird and random AIM conversation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Edward, Bella, Emmett Passing notes by Looking4MyOwnEdward reviews
EdWARD and BELLA AND EMMETT PASSING NOTES QUITE HUMOROUS. WITH OUR FAVORITE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS. SHOULD I CONTINUE?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Dress Code Violation by Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Playing Jenga with the Cullens by Rissohma reviews
Part 1: Emmett decides that a game of Jenga to heal all of the problems in the CullenHale house. Part 2: Emmett chances upon a new game to unite the family. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
The Name Generator by Rissohma reviews
Bella finds a name generator online and find's different hilarious versions of Edward's name. Jedi, Pokemon, etc. Humor One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
The Monster Within by vjd reviews
AU: What if Edward could not control himself and went to Bella's that day after school? What if thier relationship started with Bella being a vampire not a human? Takes place after Chapter One in Twilight. Review plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete