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Someday, you’re gonna see the things that I see

You’re gonna want the air that I breathe

You’re gonna wish you never left me

This website is, and always will be, toxic.

I will always keep my inbox open.

I will always love Alec.

I will never come back.

*drops mic*

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The Pet by TheHunter9 reviews
Phoenix takes a wrong turn and ends up in Volterra, where she's taken in by Aro and given to Alec to keep as a pet, until Aro decides whether or not he wants her changed. Will feelings besides hatred develop? Alec/OC ((Sequel now up!))
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 225,345 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alec, Aro - Complete
The Best Dressed Lie by WeAreTomorrow reviews
He goes back for more, despite his best efforts not to. Because he swears it's only pleasure but no one believes him. Not even himself. Slash. Maxxie/Tony.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Tony S., Maxxie O.
Supersonic by Druna Malgood reviews
It was Christmas Eve and Draco Malfoy, unaware of the snow outside, innocently paced the Slytherin common room. Of course, though, Draco Malfoy never did anything innocently. Draco/Luna Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
you're gonna melt for me by coffee-stained lips reviews
Quentin shakes his head and aims a look at him that makes Ray want to swallow his tongue and then barf it back out again because his eyes are sparkling. / Quentin&Ray. Drabble. AU!Genderswapped.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Detention by HeartsXshadow reviews
It was the last day of school. The much anticipated summer break awaited Ned once that damned bell rang. Unfortunately, detention stood in the way of his vacation. Well, that and Billy Loomer. Oneshot
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Billy L./Bully, Ned B.
That's Friendship by Fr333bird reviews
Spins off from canon on the Russian trip. Maxxie's sad after falling out with Anwar, and decides to give in and let Tony cheer him up after all. That's what mates are for. PWP, oneshot, adult content.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Maxxie O., Tony S. - Complete
Bat Plushies and Eskimo Kisses by Ashtarok reviews
Just a cute little fluff story Dahvie Vanity X Jayy Von Monroe BOTDF Blood On The Dance Floor Yaoi Gay Slash
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
New Year's Eve: BOTDF Style by Ashtarok reviews
Like the title saysss. Dahvie Vanity X Jayy Von Monroe Slash Fluff Cute Love :3
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
Haru Wants Sex by Wobsie reviews
Haru wants sex, but Kyo just isn't feeling up to it. And it doesn't much help that Kyo is "unintentionaly" acting incredibely sexy. What is Haru going to do about this...? Yaoi Lemon
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
One Shot Stories by moja-kocham reviews
What happens when a series of events happen to Nikita, Seth, Dahvie Vanity, Hotah, Zeul, Jayy Von Monroe, Vika, and Xander, and ? In these stories there are werewolves, vampires, yaoi, elves and genies! Read to find out what happens!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011
When I Look At You by UndergroundValentine reviews
Adam's a theater dweeb, Tommy's a Chicago hot rod. Why are the polar opposites always ones to attract one another? Warning! Mature read: sexual crude humor, explicit language, violence, gay sex/innuendo
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,812 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010
Stuck With You by Fr333bird reviews
The boys are stranded together in Chicago for Christmas when their flights home are cancelled due to snow. Contains pining, accidental snuggling, pancake batter and syrup mishaps, adult content and excessive fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One With Lots Of Spanking by Punk-and-Perv reviews
Perv figured that he hadn't spanked Punk enough. Punk agreed. A OS for Fandom4LLS. WARNING: Contains discussion of roofing materials. AH Slash. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2011 - James, Riley
The Dinner Party by Fr333bird reviews
Written for Twikinkfest. Riley is a naughty tease and Carlisle decides to teach him a lesson. Contains mild bondage, use of restraints, kinky fun. PWP. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Carlisle, Riley - Complete
Truth or Dare by FireAgainstIce reviews
Truth or Dare is interesting no matter who you play with, but throw Dahvie and Jayy into the mix and you've got one hell of a sexy game.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Complete
Better Than Anything by EvilGeniusBookWorm13 reviews
"Happy Halloween, Kendall. You are so much better than anything I could get trick-or-treating." Kendall chuckles, feeling James' arms wrap around his waist. "Happy Halloween, James." It's Halloween tomorrow, and I made this. M for Slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Fortune Favors the Brave by NanaMun reviews
it wasn't hard to win over everyone. But it was a struggle winning him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Memories by LuvinChelleCity reviews
Scott and Derek need a vacation, so they spend time together at Derek's family cabin. Scott learns more about Derek, SLASH.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Scott M., Derek H. - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One Where Punk Got Sick by Punk-and-Perv reviews
For Two Days and Nights Riley Was Sick. On The Third Day He Got Better. WARNING: Sleep-talking & Porn-watching. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Attention, Please by StarkLovesShawarma reviews
Greg can't seem to figure out why Rodrick has started to ignore him and spend so much time with his fellow Loaded Diaper member Brenden, but when the younger brother does a little snooping, he finds out exactly why. SLASH/Slight Incest
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Forever: A Ziley 50 sentence challenge by Natsuo44 reviews
'"Congrats." Riley said. "That's all you have to say?" Zane said teasing. "How about this?" Riley leaned in and kissed Zane quickly and lifted him and spun around.'50 sentence challenge for Ziley. Enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Zane P., Riley S. - Complete
Naeemah Baniti by UndergroundValentine reviews
Thirty-first century Egypt, the ancient ways of Pharaohs and pyramids have come back in full, and Adam is the Pharaoh of all Egypt. And it's only fitting that he has beautiful boys such as Tommy and Drake to serve his every need...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 155,962 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by Au revoir Amour reviews
After the Bachelor Auction, things get steamy between Zane and Riley. Will they be able to put their relationship back together after so many setbacks? Fluff and smut... can there be a better combination? Rated M for a reason! Beta'd by BugFan4Ever.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Riley S., Zane P. - Complete
Ensnare Me in Your Arms by LittleCastaway reviews
Entry for the Slash Backslash contest. Riley was an ordinary guy, until she found him. With the threat of war in the air, the Volturi are watching the army closely. What happens when these two worlds collide? AU/Vamp/Slash/RileyxDemetri Pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Riley, Demetri - Complete
No Match for the Tiger by Clipchip reviews
Bagheera is really no match for Shere Khan, who just LOVES chase the panther. slash, yaoi, male-male, so if you don't like it, don't read it. a bit fluffy. there just aren't enough fics of this paring
Jungle Book - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bagheera, Shere Khan - Complete