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Joined 12-11-11, id: 3516082, Profile Updated: 07-25-16
Author has written 8 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, and One Piece.

HELLO and WELCOME all readers here. Find me on AO3 if you wish.

Who am I? A human being. A young adult. Lived in the UK (hope they won't break up), born elsewhere.

Why am I here? I have a mind. My mind has imagination. So producing strange ideas to FF.net on several addictive/absorbing fandoms is an awesome thing to do when one has the time to do so - grammar is not :( There's many things about British grammar my school failed to teach me. Could be my fault, though maybe I wasn't paying enough attention.

How long do updates take? :( The response is not too positive, but here it is: Updating depends on my organisation skills & life. We're all however smart enough to know that it's life's fault. Though, I'll try. I'll aim for every two weeks. Cross your fingers.

Writer's block? Loss of inspiration? Will you ever stop writing? I discovered FF.net in 2009/2010. Joined in 2011. I'm sure I've probably read over hundred fan fics by now. So many talented and sadistic writers have trapped me in their universes founded by the real creator's universe. Some of these talented writer have made me a bit depressed since they abandoned or simply forgotten their uncompleted fic. Then and there, I never understood that. Now, I can't point any fingers. Funny how things turn out :)

Cutting straight to the point, I am sorry. I am deeply sorry for not completing some of my fanfics that you may have actually enjoyed. So if you did, I apologise. I could give excuses but I'll let you come up with your own intelligent reasons as to why there's a few "Discontinued!" down, down below.


So what about SpongeBob?: He is my favourite cartoon character and show of all time. Although some seasons were weaker than previous one, this was the first cartoon that gave birth to the deranged shipper in me which said "these two forever!": SpongeBob and Sandy. Plot bunnies were:

  1. Discovering you (Spandy)
  2. In twelve months (Spandy)
  3. Crazy, confusing, courting (Squandy/Squindy, a sequel to the New Year fic)

What about One Piece?: My bias SABO became little by little my favourite character in the pirate universe. I don't what it is about him, but he's just who he is and that drives me insane sometimes. Now that he's alive...well, I have a legit reason to scream. Plot bunnies were:

  1. How Ace & Sabo MET and BECAME: partners in crime, friends, and nearly-there-but-not-there-yet brothers.
  2. How Sabo could have POSSIBLY rescued Ace before that epic war and execution (aka Resurgence, still ongoing)

What about Naruto? That's coming soon. Plot bunnies jump out at the most inconvenient times of our lives. I just might like the four following characters: Itachi & Temari, Tobirama & Madara a bit too much.

What about SNK? Kuchel Ackerman is a very loving mother. I need more headcanons on her.

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Tick Tock by condemnedflame reviews
Years spent denying a danger only draws the darkness in closer. Life spent on the streets with only two others as companions, illness was inevitable. Still, it's always easier to push back fears and hide behind lies than to face the danger of truth. Eight years is a long time to hide, but everyone must eventually turn to face the music. The end. -Death is a waiting Embrace-
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Ace, Sabo] Luffy
Ashes to Embers by condemnedflame reviews
A collection of drabbles I've written over the past few months. Images available along with my writing via my tumblr account. An assortment of pairings are included within. Warning: includes character death, blood, and well... a lot. Varying lengths and plots. [Characters included: Ace, Marco, Luffy, Sabo, Roger, Nami, and Law]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Luffy, Marco, Ace, Sabo
The Gentleman's Journey by WalrusOfDestiny reviews
Retired pirates are notoriously unpredictable. Some will acquire jobs on quiet islands to spend the rest of their days comfortably, some will drink and party themselves into oblivion, and some will take up residency on the Grand Line in order to aid less experienced pirates. One retired captain in particular decided to write a book detailing his adventures.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,878 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Sabo
How To Train Your Little Brother by Jamie15 reviews
(ASL; a sibling story) During a fight, an accident causes a rift between the three brothers.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
Mortal Man by DadMom AngryPants reviews
SpongeBob never thought that his hero would die, but beneath the super powers and fancy costumes was a mortal, old man. In memory of Ernest Borgnine, aka Mermaid Man, 1917-2012.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - SpongeBob, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy - Complete
From Hero To Legend by RandomBoss reviews
One month after Plan Z. Plankton has a new plan capable of ending life under the sea. Meanwhile, SpongeBob discovers that he has a special gift given to the purest and happiest. Also, his friendship with Sandy is fading away. He wants to see her again, and maybe this journey can revive their friendship. Perhaps it can make them more than that. Developing Spandy. Done!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,489 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [SpongeBob, Sandy] Plankton - Complete
Escape by RosesandEdgars reviews
'The smell of ash and smoke reaches my nostrils, and before I know it I'm collapsed on the ground, choking. No one comes to help me. No one comes to help anyone, even when they know that hundreds of innocent people will burn to death.' Sabo's thoughts as he tries to save Luffy and Ace from the fire. AU-ish. Drabble-ish.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Sabo - Complete
Not Alone by Justa Little Puppy reviews
Ace is dead, and Sabo doesn't realize he's forgotten something important.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Sabo, Koala - Complete
A Day that was Meant to be Spent with Sandy by Sdiamondstar reviews
Spongebob plans out a everything for a special day with a special girl. But on his way there, he stumbles through some problems. Will he be able to spend the perfect day with her? {One Shot} [SpongebobxSandy]
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [SpongeBob, Sandy] - Complete
A Merry, Awkward Christmas! by Mysterytay reviews
Squidward finds himself in an awkward situation, this Christmas.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy
Amorous Film Nights by FutureAuthoress reviews
"Whether he'd planned it that way or not, SpongeBob was beginning to see his relationship with Sandy taking off on an entirely new level. They had gone from friends to..." ...something new has entered the equation between Sponge and Squirrel, and they'll never be able to look at each other with the same eyes. Rated M for sexual situations.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2013 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
The Destructors by PennyOfTheWild reviews
[there is an art to falling apart.] Their village is built on blood and tears. Founders. Tobirama narrates. Not 625 compliant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Popsicle by Flawed-Design8 reviews
Lucy loves Popsicles. More specifically, Lucy loved ice-cold numbness. That's why, after the first time she kissed Gray, she never enjoyed Popsicles again. *Second and hopefully! last one-shot/drabble added for all of you amazing reviewers! :D*
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Little Moments by AuoraBlaze reviews
A bunch of short, Spandy drabbles, not really based on much in particular.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - SpongeBob, Sandy
The Line Hasn't yet Ended by wind scarlett reviews
Delivering a letter from a cute milk maiden might be one of the best moments in his entire life. Ace/Moda
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Ace
Petals on the Blade by silvergryphon06 reviews
She's not exactly sure what she got into, and she's not sure running into that swordsman was a good idea, but, maybe it was better than she thought. Rated M for future chapters. Complete!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,831 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Zoro, OC - Complete
Nightingale by riversrunthroughme reviews
Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,733 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
I Don't by FutureAuthoress reviews
Oneshot From Sandy's POV point of view She's been in denial all these years...will she finally come to her senses? Will she realize the truth...that she's in love?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
We are Meant to be or so I Hope by NorthernSouthernLights reviews
Spongebob really wants to talk to somebody about his feelings toward Sandy. And he's hoping you will listen. [SpongebobSandy]
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
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Resurgence reviews
All it took for the both of them was the facial reunion of one another—via newspaper or via sight for the resurgence of every minute, hour and day spent together long ago in vibrant, undeniable detail. Detail inscribed permanently on one arm, and finally now in one mind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 7/1 - Ace, Sabo
Seventeen Squandy-Squindy Snaps reviews
Realistically, there's only incy-wincy scenes betwixt a cranky cephalopod and spunky squirrel, n'est-ce pas? They barely friends. Just acquaintances. So try and imagine how they'd interact properly? It'd probably be witty, or downright naughty. Bet they'll rile up each other badly...Oh no. Not that kind of bad. The other one. Y'knooow. "Discontinued!"
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Squidward, Sandy
I'll never die reviews
Some place—somewhere from someone, Sabo's heard that: "A man dies when he is forgotten."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Luffy, Garp, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Saving My Brother(s) reviews
Once the news of Portgas D. Ace's death sentence reaches his ears, Sabo sets out ASAP. With all caution thrown to the wind, their opinions (Dragon, Ace, his health) don't matter. Even if it costs him his life, he'll aid the Whitebeard pirates save their 2nd Division Commander. Ace is his sworn brother after all. He'd do the same for Luffy. [Marineford Arc]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,835 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sabo - Complete
New Year's befriending reviews
Who could have thought that New Year's day inside an eerie park, would be the night for a sarcastic sea critter and lively land critter (who barely interact) to properly engage with another (reluctantly so) in a tension-rising, spirit-lifting manner? Go figure! I bet the Squandy/Squindy shippers knew.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Squidward, Sandy - Complete
Thirty Titillating Tales reviews
Thirty Titillating Tales is self-explanatory. "Titillating" is indeed the key word revealing the theme of things. Also, it's about "Tales" due to a sprightly sponge and spirited squirrel. "30" of them. That said, what have SpongeBob & Sandy been up to as of late? "Discontinued!"
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,305 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - SpongeBob, Sandy
SPANDY WEEK! reviews
In all honesty, the concept of the annual appreciation is simple and clean. Seriously, it is! Basically, there's seven days - a week. Just a week dedicated in a year about an "ambiguous" accord amid a fry cook of sea sponge and his furry-furred scientist of a squirrel. [RE-UPDATES FINISHED]
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - SpongeBob, Sandy
Sixty Spandy Shots reviews
60 is the answer to the equation Spandy; meaning the love and relationship between SpongeBob SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks. Click and read the 60 chapters as the story goes along and you just might understand. C'mon, you want to understand. SpongeBobxSandy. COMPLETED!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 77,375 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sandy, SpongeBob - Complete