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Hey

First things first:

I love NARUTO!

Secondly

I love Anime and Manga

About me:

Age: ??

Name: ????????

Gender: Female

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Manga: Naruto

Food: All types, yumm

Sport: Football & Basketball

Football team: Baltimore Ravens!!!!

Color: Purple

Love to do: Sleep. Eat. Read. On special days go outside. BE LAZY!

SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'


Come backs
Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


Here's a fun little quiz-- follow the directions and see what your answers say about you:

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

That is ME!!*

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Falling Hard is Never Painless by Tony's-Loki reviews
For Tony Stark it all started at Freshman Orientation. He had never given Thor's little brother much thought before, but there is something about him their senior year that is different, and Tony is determined to find out what. High School AU. FrostIron.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 119,175 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Soft Storm by Lovex1 reviews
Lucy Heartfilia, an 18 year old girl, got herself in a really bad situation. And now she's working as a slave for some pink-haired bastard's Mafia? What will happen in a hell that is worse than the streets she slept in? *Inspiration from: Totally Captivated*
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,165 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Illegal by Kitkat12323 reviews
It's 1925, the Prohibition Era. Sosuke Aizen is the most feared Mob Boss in Japan. He rules Las Noches with an iron fist. Not even the cops can stop him. Orihime Inoue goes undercover to try and find a way to bring him down. In a world of violence, prostitution, drugs, lies and secrets, will she be able to survive? AU. AH.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,645 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Pulse by jlajulia reviews
Loki has managed to escape his captors at the end of The Avengers. Using what little magic he has, he teleports and ends up in a stranger's kitchen. The young woman he finds there reluctantly agrees to let him stay, after some threats, while he tries to regain his power. "Why don't you just kill me?" "Darling, I wouldn't want anyone to come looking for you." Dark Loki x OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,000 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/6 - Loki, OC
Fuel to Fire by ladykatyhawk reviews
While Loki sinks deep into his madness, encouraged by the whispers of Thanos and his own traumatic memories, the Avengers have to decide what to do next as they learn just how broken he is. M for violence and torture. No slash. No romance. Plenty of angst and feels.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,666 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Wish by forever122 reviews
Hitsugaya Toshiro makes a wish on his birthday, that Aizen never existed. When he wakes up, everything is different. He isn't a captain, Matsumoto and Ichimaru are his parents, everyone treats him like a little kid, and Isshin is back. At least he still has Hyorinmaru.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 93,710 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto] Isshin K., T. Hitsugaya
Fight Me, Bite Me by Wild Rhov reviews
Gray has a secret kink for immobilizing people with his ice. Natsu fears his instincts and must be restrained if he wants to get intimate. When a nightmare brings them together, the two rivals realize that the only partner who could handle their fetishes...is each other! WARNING: BDSM, bondage, omorashi, watersports, angst, fluff, profound love... Don't read if you're sensitive.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 315,800 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Natsu D., Gray F.]
Pinky Bruiser by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Summary: I never thought that roller derby, or even one person could change my life so drastically. I guess when you pay too much attention to the things around you; you skip over the little things between the cracks. ["Want to do something illegal, Pinky Bruiser?"] Under revision; chapter 11 updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [Sakura H., Deidara] Akatsuki, Team Seven
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 154 - Words: 20,685 - Reviews: 2933 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara
Sacrifice by NotMyDivision221 reviews
Magnus Bane's life changed when he rescued Alexander Lightwood. He wants a life of comfort and normality for a man who had been tortured for fifteen years, but the task at hand is a difficult one. Just when Magnus thinks Alec is safe, Alec's abductors make a gruesome return, and they want their prized possession back. Contains disturbing content.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,444 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Magnus B., Alec L., Kyle/Jordan K., Simon L.
Words are Unnecessary by Kagehime3 reviews
It can begin slow. It can come out of no where. It can be silent. It can be loud. But in the end, they both will know exactly what it is. A series of interconnected one-shots. Laxus x Mira. Spoilers from the manga from chapter 358/359 and on. Rating increased for darker content.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,119 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Mirajane S., Laxus D.
My Precious People by Serious Sam reviews
Many years have passed since the end of the Fourth Shinobi War. Now twenty-six, Naruto has returned to Konoha to help someone precious to him. He finds some unexpected changes, among them the son of Hinata whom no one knows who the father is, and a new danger looms on the horizon. Rated M for language and lemons. Adopted and rewritten with permission from Nube De Cristal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 386,174 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Artistically Tragic by bittersweetties reviews
I'm in love with Sasori Akasuna. I have been for a while. I'm smart, I'm athletic, I'm also tragically inartistic. How am I suppose to win his love like this? Especially with a certain blond trying to sabotage me every step of the way? SasorixOC GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,821 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Gaara, Deidara, Sasori
War Brings Peace of Mind by Hazel Roses reviews
War is brewing between the great nations and the Fire Nation is target by Earth, Lightning, and Water. Sakura is shocked when the Akatsuki move into Konoha and become their allies. These were their enemies for so long and now she was there to help them with anything they needed. At first Sakura was furious, but she's surprised to see they have their human tendencies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,664 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
blAck bIrd by Aki Vos reviews
This is BL. Sasu/Naru, AU in America. Romance, drama, comedy, someone gave Deidara a very large gun... all sorts of stuff going on. There's a better description on the first chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 197,925 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mizu Same Ai by GracefullPhantom reviews
Mizu is just a simple girl, also known as Kit Carlson, but all that changes when she meets the Akatsuki. Love, probloms, sharks? Kisame/OC and even Zetsu/OC as a bonus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kisame H.
Reckless Abandon by IWriteNaked reviews
When Clary's mother gets married, she finds herself crushing on her step brother, Jonathan. What happens when her best friend, Jace, starts to get jealous? I HATE SUMMARIZING, BUT WHAT'S UP. AU. Clonathan in the beginning. Clace later. Rated M for SMUT/Lemons eventually, and swearing all the freaking time. Awkward internal dialogue. Hilarious. Sexual themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,331 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Jace W., Magnus B.
Pot Calling Kettle by secretsofgray reviews
Gothboy and Blondie collide like never before - and, naturally, they become unlikely friends. Sort of. GaaIno. GaaraxIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,453 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Two Weeks In My Frozen Hell by Kahlam reviews
Isshin has decided to take the whole family on a vacation up in the mountains in a ski-lodge resort. A certain raven-haired Kurosaki twin, Karin, is unhappy with this. The icy-cold winds and soft fluffy snow reminds her of a certain genius. What will happen when she coincidentally sees him there? Will she stay mad at him the entire time or forgive him and maybe even fall for him?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
You Just Can't Stop the Rain by fruitspunchsamuraig reviews
Assigned a high school project, Naruto and Gaara form a relationship that is considered to be rather dysfunctional and understandably so considering all the corrupt business, gangs, and blood involved. Slash. AU. Chapters alternate between Naruto's and Gaara's first POV, and a couple of other characters eventually. Rating 'MA' (18 and up) for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,932 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Gaara] Sasuke U.
Alpha and Omega by AbsoluteAnarchy reviews
The world is divided. There are rich and poor. The strong and the weak. There are those born to lead, and those made to follow. Neither will accept the other and are forbidden to mix. So what will happen when a blonde Omega and red-haired Alpha are forced to work together? Success…or anarchy? WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,996 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
The Akatsuki Rule Book by midnathething reviews
Here it is, The Akatsuki Rule Book! Inside this book you will get a glance into the daily lives of the Akatsuki and the list of rules that tell them how to live their lives inside of their base, if you come quickly you may even be able to hear the stories behind the strange assortment of rules! Assorted Crack Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Akatsuki
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Silver Falls Asylum by BelleNamikaze reviews
Locked in an asylum for twelve years because you're believed to be the most dangerous insomniac known to mankind isn't something you want on your future job application. - "I hope you're not afraid of the dark." He smirked and gave the new petite nurse a wink and she just smiled, "You're a real, natural smart ass Gaara, how did you end up here?" (MA)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,139 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
First Impressions by Fischadler reviews
It was because Jellal thought it was about time that Laxus settle down and because Erza felt Mirajane hadn't been on a date since forever. So both Laxus and Mirajane sit through the worst blind date imaginable… but then again, first impressions weren't everything. [Laxus x Mirajane]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Laxus D., Mirajane S.] [Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S.]
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Lazy Love by existence555 reviews
Love doesn't get more dysfunctional than this. Then again, it doesn't get more passionate either. Drabbles in the life of Shikamaru and Temari, all different ratings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Kismet by Witherwolf reviews
Medical students Sasori and Deidara are similar in so many ways that it's frightening, but even they have their respective problems which sometimes make life seem unberable. Their meeting is almost like a God-sent chance to rectify their lives. They can either help each other or potentially destroy each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,912 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Flower in the Rain by Ziggy of the Uchiha Clan reviews
I'm just a random rebel who enjoys rapping. How'd I get mixed up with Akatsuki, the most popular music group of all time? Most of all, how'd I get inthe attention of their leader? Here's the story of my crappy college life. PeinKonan ItaHana. Continuation of the story 'Flower in the Rain' posted on my old account (PsyMama17)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,541 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Unexpected Attraction by aliendroid reviews
Neji's always gone for the "cute" and "defenseless" type. So why is he finding himself longing for him of all people? Gaara is far from cute and defenseless! NejiGaa YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,892 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [Neji H., Gaara]
Bitter Betrayal by Minxii reviews
After Five long years, Inuyasha has grown into a rebellious young man and Rin has had to raise a child on her own having been forbidden from the lands of the child's father. What is to happen after Inuyasha stumbles across her one day and decides to take responsibility for his cold hearted brother's mistake? (Read Sweet Shackles before reading this if you haven't already.)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014
The Shrimp and the Beast by Shoujo Reaper reviews
Levy is a short librarian two years out of High School trying to keep an out of date library on its feet. The library being in a bad part of town never attracted the right attention. People sneak in from time to time, meeting one man changes her life. Did we mention her fear of men? Gajevy, T for language and later (Nalu, Jerza, Gruvia, Baccana, and more pairings)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,357 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
Starving artist by ZiZi-Chan reviews
Sasori never asked to get a new hot roommate, and Deidara didn't know his new roommate would be so dangerous. Thanks Temari. Rated M because of naughty stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Walk on Broken Glass by dawnrune reviews
Incomplete. Not finishing. If you read it anyway, I don't want to hear it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,283 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Itachi U. - Complete
And It All Comes Down to the iPod by Amaya Sakaruta reviews
Mari is a strong believer in the maxim, "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder." But this time life went the extra mile and gave her the Akatsuki. Not Mary-Sue. Songfic OC HS AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 261,287 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Only Hope by XxxJerza4everxxX reviews
Two individuals fighting for a love that never seems to fall in their grasps. How will they still hope, when Hope was long gone? People may call them star-crossed lovers but will they believe this and accept the fact that they weren't meant for each other or fight for the love that they both believe in. But then again...Is it worth fighting for? AU: College
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,897 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain]
Venica Falls High School by shadesofeden reviews
Teenage years should be filled with friends, love, and fond memories. But things don't always pan the way we plan. There is heartache, mistrust, and deception in this beautiful world. [Slash, abuse, addiction, mental illness] [Cato x Peeta, Finnick x OMC, Gale x OFC / Katniss, etc.]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,050 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Peeta M., Cato] Finnick O., Gale H.
Shinobi High by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
Moving to a new town and attending a new school was something I could handle. But when the school is filled with an enthusiastic ramen lover, a stoic guy with hair that looks like a ducks butt, a mad pyrotechnic she-male, an insane religious psycho, and a teacher who shows you erotic tapes just because the class is called "Health" - well, that changes things. One OC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,912 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Unbreakable by TheCarvedSoul reviews
When Sam gets abducted one night and gets taken to some strange land, she does everything in her power to get her freedom back. Just one problem. Her powers are blocked by something and she is forced to submit to the one person she never believed existed. Well if Peter Pan thought he could break her will that easily, he thought wrong!.. I really(!) suck at summaries, sorry,..
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,754 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - OC, Peter Pan
Student Teacher by The Four Crosses reviews
Prequel to 'Teacher and Student'. Now it's Minato and Kushina's turn to tell their old school tales. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Kids Of Criminals by AkatsukiStalkers-RebelQueens reviews
her mother's instinct was strong, it always had been, it had been what drove her so hard in medics back when she was with the leaf. and when that precious little bundle came by her little camp... it kicked in. oh, if only it hadn't. why couldn't she just ignore him? Author: Sarrah Zoey
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,091 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Chained Hearts by CupcakeSprinkles14 reviews
RE-WRITE! AU-In a world were women are the dominant species and men are only deemed useful for reproduction, slavery and pleasure, and love has been unheard of for over a 100 years, how will Katniss cope when she's sent to live with her Aunt Effie and meets her aunt's slave Peeta Mellark? Will love blossom or will the new world law keep them apart? - Banner by Ro Nordmann
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,181 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
KakuHida: Free by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Hidan is the most hated person at school. Kakuzu & friends bully him. His dad abuses him... Life is just a living hell for him. will have Akatsuki: PeinKona ZetTobi, KakuHida, KisaIta, SasoDei. M for language abuse and yaoi: Rape/non-rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 101,582 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Apathy by Valerianna reviews
When she married him, everybody told her that he couldn't care less about her. When he left her, everybody told him that she loved him to the marrow of her bones. Every great family's ascension has a long history of blood, hatred, and revenge. This is the aftermath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,562 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Itachi U., OC]
hello, high school by The Green Alice reviews
Based on Mean Girls, Lucy enters a new place called public school. RATED M to be safe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] [Gray F., Juvia L.] - Complete
Fatally Yours by IWriteNaked reviews
Clary wakes up in a strange place with a splitting headache, no idea how she got there, and a Golden Boy telling her they, along with others, have been kidnapped. But there may be more to this place than she originally thought. AU. Some OOC. Clace. Malec. Sizzy. Jaia. Adult Content. Rated M for violence, language, rape and lemons. Bad summary, sorry.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 54 - Words: 82,954 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Luxury Of Knowing by Loving.And.Awkward reviews
"There are two types of secrets. The kind you want to keep in and the kind you don't dare let go." Peeta & Katniss are married with two children, Hope & Hunter, who know nothing about the Hunger Games. That changes when Hope finds 75 tapes. Follow Hope, Hunter, Finnick & Tessa as they watch the tapes & find out secrets their parents have been keeping from them. NOW BEING EDITED
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Finnick and Annie's son] Katniss & Peeta's son, OC - Complete
Reaching You by OMGitsgreen reviews
"She would certainly be the only one to reach him, in the deepest places of his heart." Together, Annie and Finnick live a disfunctional, lovely, humorous, heart-wrenching, and charmed life against the odds. Modern AU Odesta. Banner photo taken by yours truly. *COMPLETE*
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 213,152 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Finnick O., Annie C.] - Complete
Common Delinquents by ProbablySatan reviews
Au. A world of gangs and violence isn't something Hinata Hyuga is accustomed to...then again, she's not accustomed to two powerful gang members being attracted to her either. SasuHinaDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 147,662 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
50 Reasons Why by ukrexican17 reviews
The council has been pushing Gaara into political marriages and he's not happy. When Konoha sends Sakura to report on Suna's medical facility, he jumped on the chance to buy him some time. But when Ino arrives in place of Sakura, he undergoes emotions and thoughts he didn't know he possessed. Can he still stick to his plan with this beautiful, infuriating blonde getting in the way?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,309 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Mission Impossible: Housewife by KawaiPanda reviews
"First comes love"...eh, still working on that... "Then comes marriage" ...check... "Then comes baby, in a baby carriage" ...*gulp* oh Kami. Series "Love Is..." Book One. Complete. Sequel posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,035 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Rebel in Hidden High School 2 by AkumaNoDanna reviews
Sequel to SasoDei RiHHS. A new Iwaga has entered HHS, ready to leave her own footprints in the school history. A year has passed, since they last saw each other, but now the Iwaga twins reunite. Unforeseen changes ought to stop the history repeating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,725 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Rain by Crimson Eyed Sakura reviews
Konan reflects on her feelings about Pein. Pein comes to a realization. After a night together under the stars, Konan gets pregnant. How will the Akatsuki, a group of S-ranked, filthy-mouthed MEN deal with the newest addition? Last chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/22/2008 - [Pain/Pein, Konan] - Complete
To love the unloved by MW3addict reviews
Jasper is a skittish and nervous teen who can't trust anyone thanks to his neglectful sick and twisted father...Then Alice came along. Will she discover the terrible life he is living? AH-WARNING TRIGGERING CHAPTERS contains major angst, Swear words, Self Harm, Suicide Attempts and Physical and Sexual Abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 166,519 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Alice, Jasper] Carlisle - Complete
My Story by Quagomay reviews
My husband is handsome, charming, and successful. My husband is a liar. My husband has cheated on me with ten women. My husband is in love with one of them. My husband has left me for said woman. My husband has shamed me in the media. My husband is the infamous Sasuke Uchiha. My husband is a fool because he tried to play a Hyuuga who knew how to play his game. This is My Story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,326 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Akatsuki
Savages by cut3inferno reviews
Akane was a typical woman of the Uchiha clan; born and raised to respect men and cater to their needs when they returned from war. Sister of the infamous Madara Uchiha, she is expected to place the clan before anything else. When she runs into the Senju's Second in Command, both their worlds will be turned upside down. TobiramaxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Tobirama S., OC
Innocence Lost by animelover123456 reviews
Love is such a beautiful thing until you get you're heart broken. Akari knows that first hand, but the guy she loved is back in her life whether she likes it or not. DeidaraxOc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Deidara, OC
Social Wreck Anonymous by Nemi-Dina reviews
"You can't remember the last time you laughed or the last time you lead a normal life? Come join our beautiful and cheerful and healing circle! A place that feels like home! A place where all can speak their problems and where all help each other!" - Social Wreck Anonymous, animated by Effie Trinket and Haymitch Abernathy. (Modern day, high school, and a lot of dark humor.)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Effie T., Finnick O.
Camp Akatsuki by AkiraLynn reviews
When teenagers from Suna and Konoha decide to go to an elite summer camp they're in for way more than they bargained for when their camp counselors turn out to be a group of psychotic freaks. This summer will certainly be a new deadly adventure. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 25,575 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Much Ado About Valentines by Kryzanna reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Leaf Valley High School, and as usual, Sasuke Uchiha's got the attention of all the girls; causing Naruto to sulk in jealousy. But the raven's actually giving someone a valentine this year. How can Shikamaru use this information to his advantage? And will Kisame finally actually get one this year? He doesn't care...but it would be nice... M/M pairs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,322 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
50 Shades of Sand by ukrexican17 reviews
What happens when Ino is sent to the sand village on a mission and encounters the Kazekage for the first time in two years? What kind of sparks and chemistry flies between them after a crisis hits the Sand village and she is stuck there. Can she prove she is stronger than he thinks without making herself weak to the idea of Love? Book One of 50 Trilogy. Image belongs to annalizz.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,238 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Longed For Belonging by jaberjazz reviews
Sakura and Sasuke had seven children and Machiko Uchiha was the middle child. She was always ignored and berated in the clan. How long will she tolerate her family's treatment of her? Rated T Contains OCs SasuSaku, NaruHina, TenNeji, ShikaTema and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Wonders of Insanity by 13Nessie13 reviews
Psychiatrist Dr. Okane wants revenge. Therefore she is put in charge of the mentally insane Akatsuki but it's an organization full of secrets. Love, hate, misunderstandings and laughs will become reality as friendships are born and battles are fought. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,558 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Until Christmas by Happii Haden reviews
Just the daily life with the Akatsuki gang. Follow them and their relationships as they count down the days til Christmas. My entry for SasoDei Month :D AU SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHida, PeinKonan, and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,959 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Looking For Love by Kryzanna reviews
Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Imagine Me Without You by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
"I'm not insane," she told herself; her hands were trembling, their sallow image wavering as her tears spilled over her lashes. "I'm not insane. You exist. You're real." Sasori's heartbeat faltered just slightly as he watched her sob atop his desk, and he set his hands atop her shoulders as if it would somehow help. "Whoever said you were?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
Konoha High by Insert Alias reviews
Konoha High School. Home of drunken principles, insane teachers and hormonal teenagers. Just a little disclaimer, this story is categorized as Sasuke/Sakura fic, however in reality it follows many different characters and their relationships. If you're just looking for a Sasuke/Sakura story with nothin' else then you probably won't like Konoha High too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,470 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Liars go to Hell by XxRockahollicaxX reviews
The truth about lying is the moment you've found out about the truth. You'll get upset or worse, you'll feel betrayed and hurt. I was sixteen when I had all my firsts. One minute I was in Heaven but the moment I realize, they drag me all the way down to hell. I am Hinata Hyuga. My Family disowned me, my boyfriend betrayed me. And I swear. I'll make all of them pay. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,893 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Gaara
Possession by Wolfism reviews
Deidara was an assassin sent to spy on a gang known as the Akatsuki. However, when his life is threatened to an end, he is saved by a mysterious red-haired man named Sasori. Now Deidara finds himself under command for the very people he was sent out to destroy. But who exactly are they and what is their goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,222 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Phantom Murderer or Gentleman by FrozenFullMoonMaiden reviews
Ulquiorra is a heartless murderer who is forced to live the life of a mercenary and cursed to wander the Earth for all eternity. In order to regain his humanity he must learn to love another anddiscover the meaning of self-sacrifice. Will the kind heart of a beautiful, young woman be enough to show him the light of redemption, or will it be his downfall? Rated M for later chapters
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,612 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] - Complete
The Kitten's Soft Touch by Kyntarinda reviews
Ulquiorra Cifer was always quiet and disliked getting too close to others. He has many secrets he keeps hidden in his mind, and vowed never to open up to anyone, especially those he considered delinquents and imbeciles. But will a certain, well-known blue haired troublemaker change that?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Born from Dark Water by xXfireXflyXx reviews
Loki always secretly stole Thor's things: toys, books, cloaks, weapons, servants. As far as he was concerned, when all this nonsense began, Thor's Olympian bride-to-be was just another thing.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,096 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
Drunken Mind Speak Sober Heart by Kryzanna reviews
That was one hell of a party...but what the hell happened, and what will come of it? What messes have been made while drunk and require cleaning up while sober? Sasuke and Naruto had a competition, Neji made a public spectacle...and why's Kisame in such a good mood? Contains Yaoi and lemons. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,898 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Sweet Childhood Memories by allen.seizmik reviews
The prequel to 'Akatsuki High' and the story of Deidara's life. Follows the Akatsuki High characters from when they were kids all the way to their junior year. Rated M. Pairings, same as in Akatsuki High.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,702 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by YouMayThinkImADreamer reviews
"D-didn't anyone tell you? Konoha Academy has a uniform policy for class hours." This time Sakura actually face palmed.She didn't know it at the time but uniforms would be the least of her problems. AkatsukixSakura, with other ships. Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,774 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
What Pein Thinks by SheWolfByakugan reviews
Pein is tired of all work and no play. He decided to have some fun by going around giving everyone his opinion in the form of insulting them completely at random and then spouting crazy questions. How will they react to his odd behavior? He's having fun so he honestly doesn't care. YAOI Pairings! Main: KisaIta, SasoDei, KakuHida, and possibly more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
A New Path at Life by ForPain reviews
Konan had enough of Nagato's corrupted image as Pain. She decides to open his eyes and reflect him upon his mistake. Thanks to his Angel's strong love towards him, Nagato's eyes are finally opened, now both of them go forth on a new path towards true peace. But as they move forward, they will face consequences of their past, meet new comrades and enemies, and strengthen their love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 148,841 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Pain/Pein, Konan, Nagato
The Man With The Key is King by SuperWhoooCrankThatSouljaBoy reviews
During his time as king Loki abuses his power, oh boy does he abuse his power. One shot Smut! Hard M Non-con/ Dub-con BDSM (be warned, this is one of those "No, no, oh yes!" stories) Loki/ OFC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Loki
AkatsukiBunnies? by awesomeinhumanfrom reviews
The Akatsuki get sent to our world as...bunnies? Now they have to deal with two Akatsuki-worshipping psychos...could this get any worse? (Adoption, continued on Princess Kaminari of the Sand's profile)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,854 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Trophy by TheOpenedWay reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was naive and didn't learn to stay away from strangers or to expect the unexpected, no matter how unrealistic the situation seems to be. VERY Darkfic. Mature Situations/Abduction/Swearing/Violence/Murder. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,670 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Faerytales Don't Come True by Ivy Moonlit Rose reviews
Akatsuki is in our world as kids. Finding them, Yume takes them home. Mayumi moves in not trusting them. How will they become normal again? What will they do when something befalls Yume? How will they return to their world, and will they want to go back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,960 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Itachi U., Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki
Watching The Heavens Cry by Andra Black reviews
Sarianah, a tomboyish high school student, runs into a dangerous street gang while unintentionally disguised as a street bum. Now she has to watch her step because that same gang has disguised themselves as students. Will she find a friend among them? Or will she find something more? Rated M for language, drama, blood, and future sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,023 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
What a Trip by Ivy Moonlit Rose reviews
So, I get grounded and have to clean the basement. I find this hidden door that has stairs. I'm going to be like those baka people in movies and check it out. What a mistake, because now I have no idea where I'm at and I've been kidnapped. What's next?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,138 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki
You Know I Only Wanted To Live In Peace by DokuHimeKami reviews
"So let me get this straight. You guys were captured and were "Executed" and are now hiding from Konoha ninja in my house?" Tifa asked. "Yeah that's about it...get me another beer bitch," Hidan shouted waving an empty beer bottle. Her eye twitched
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,310 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Akatsuki
Signed From: Tobi, the good boy! by Gaaralover2247 reviews
It was a challenge I simply couldn't refuse! It's about Tobi and his dear Sempai. (I decided to continue this... and the Akatsuki are in this too)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
Flower in the Rain by PsyMama17 reviews
I'm just a random rebel who enjoys rapping. How'd I get mixed up with Akatsuki, the most popular music group of all time? Most of all, how'd I get inthe attention of their leader? Here's the story of my crappy college life. PeinKonan ItaHana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,093 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Obey Me Akatsuki by swirlheart reviews
Summery: As the only girl in the Akatsuki, you're entitled to a little fun. So what happens when Konan discovers a way to mess with people's minds? Great. She can hypnotize them. This is gonna be good. Requested fanfiction. Rated T mostly because of Hidan. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,803 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Shika dates Temari by NarutoFanner reviews
Temari finds herself in love with Shikamaru but can't really express herself as she wants to. Can these opposites really attract? In case you didn't know, I don't own Naruto. (Starts out in bold print but changes to normal)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Boss's Kids by Gaara-frenzy reviews
AU The clans are companies. The kids get reputations from thir parents. When in High school they want to be known as something more. Just life. Just love. And a year of high school. GaaraXOC NaruXOC KankXOC plus some other pairings. sorry its OC centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gaara, Akatsuki
Rebel in Hidden High School by AkumaNoDanna reviews
Re-done. SasoDei. Deidara's goal is to turn a new, fresh page in his life. He enters a new high school, but runs into the bully group on his first day! To make matters even worse, he has to share a room with one of the bullies! Could things get any worse? He had to ask...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,585 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Back to Square One by ct320 reviews
This is an AU fanfic set in present day. Katniss is a high school teacher starting her first year at District 12 High. She's just graduated from Capitol University in NYC. Being back in town means she can't avoid the ogling eyes of the town Pastry chef and bakery owner, Peeta. M just to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Think About It by Sadistic One reviews
Naruto Uzumaki your normal high school teen is supposed to have a normal life, but that doesn't seem to be the case. He's in a gang has a very complicated life. Things don't seem to go all so well for him. But just maybe Hinata can help him. Gang etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 54,676 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Last Night by kamul9311 reviews
I'm Tenten, I'm a typical college student who does typical college things, and it's all fun and games until you wake up one morning hung over, naked and alone with all the evidence of one incredible night with a stranger you don't remember. N/T Sh/I
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Tainted Chains by Vicious11 reviews
Deidara messed up and now has to pay up for his mistakes with his body. However, what happens when he meets a redhead who will make him feel emotions he never expected to feel? How will his life change upon this meeting? - MATURE CONTENT. YAOI. AU. Dark themes. Main Pairing: SasoDei. Other Pairings:PeinKo, KakuHida, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki in my House by Gone-15535 reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,810 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Elastic Clause by infinite vertigo reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hell's Playground by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sequel to The Devil's Whisper-Sakura Haruno is romantically involved with Gaara Sabaku, who now runs the Suna Asylum with Sasori, the International Board of Mental Health is throwing a fit, and several very dangerous criminals are on the loose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Incomplete by the.terrorist reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Honored Students of Konoha High School by LizaUzumaki reviews
Starting their Sophomore year in High, our favorite students go through an interesting year as the school's hot-shot falls in love with the new Hyuuga girl, not pleasing the fangirls. There are a couple of twists, a lil' drama... and lemons. NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,299 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Scorpion's Student by Isy-dance reviews
There was more than one clan whiped out. A young girl suffered this fate and has to cope with the loose of her whole family. And the one who saves her and becomes her new sensei is none other than their murderer... OC-centered. Rated for later chapters!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,431 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sasori
Of Cats, Babies, And Fatherly Things by WiseKitsune reviews
Story of Minato and Kushina's time together during Kushina's pregnancy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,782 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
A Simple Scar by WiseKitsune reviews
When Minato is the cause of an injury that Kushina gets during a mission, he feels obligated to go out and find a solution to her new found pain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Ninja war for the one I love by Freedom Rider 20 reviews
Hinata is 9 months pregnant and Naruto wants to be there for her and his baby but he is called on for a 10 month mission away from them how will he manage 2 things at the same time find out in this epic naruxhina story and see for yourselves
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,894 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Gelato by LiraWM reviews
The icecream was never this hard to get and taste: KakashiAnko, KakaAnko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,503 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kakashi H., Anko M.
Jikan Yo Tomare by KawaiiTenshiCeres reviews
Tenten was in love with Neji, since her first year of high school. When she got the courage to confess, he instantly rejected her. An accident leaves Tenten living with him in his own house! Now, how can she deal with rumors and a love-struck Lee?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
All the Little Things by ProbablySatan reviews
She had been told that she was like a sweet song with no meaning. Pointless, but still there. But he told her that she was a real piece of art, there for a reason, if only for a little while. Au DeiHina drabbles. The little things that make their day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,709 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Hinata H., Deidara
Puppet Show by HolyCowNipples reviews
A village of perverted males, large supplements of sarcasm and smart ass remarks, temperatures that could fry an egg, sand that finds itself everywhere, not to mention the presence of a certain warpaint clad shinobi: Ino's toughest mission /PAUSED FOR THE MEANTIME
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ino Y., Kankuro
Situations by Wannabe-Temari reviews
Don't you just hate it when your dating the guy of your dreams then some stuck up rich guy thinks he's in love with you! Well that's the situation Temari has gotten herself into. What will Shikamaru do when he finds out that Sasuke likes Temari too? R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Dichotomy of the Heart by DreaminginOctober reviews
M for later lemons! AU Hinata had a bad time in high school, being bullied and abused by her classmates, including Naruto. Years later in graduate school, Hinata has a new life, but her old tormentor shows up with a new attitude and a bizarre explanation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,193 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Mine and Mine Only by Philosophical Pandora reviews
Seven long grueling years of watching that beautiful little girl blossom into a breath-taking vixen and now he can't keep his hands off her any longer. Rape, violence, and everything in between. Rated M for language and possibly disturbing themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Little Angel by Keono reviews
Drak, rape, SasoDei, TobiDei. Deidara is in an abusive relationship but how far will it go until it's too much? For 100 fave Really 97, but I'm gonna post it anyway. Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Gravity by Miyori Akurai reviews
-AU- In the dark underworld of assassins and corrupt leaders, Temari had no qualms about doing her job. Yet, somehow she couldn't deal justice to this man. ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,098 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Egocentric 'Think About The Other Half' by xxWfCPxx reviews
Deidara/Ino. DeiIno...surprise-attacked on a scouting mission, Ino finds herself agreeing to let two S-class missing nins from the infamous organisation 'Akatsuki' camp out in her house for the night. rated T for in-detail-not-really-very-adult themes. xx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 155,096 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Deidara, Ino Y.
A Season of Malcontent by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter]Kankuro is in town on a mission and rubs Ino the wrong way from the beginning. It's okay though because the puppeteer doesn't mind a challenge! Will Kankuro get Ino or just a kunai in the back courtesy of the blonde shedevil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,332 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.