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Joined 12-11-11, id: 3516750, Profile Updated: 12-10-12

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f_ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too..

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I watch ANIME, so I MUST like porn.

I watch ANIME, so I MUST be perverted.

I read MANGA, so I MUST have no idea how to read a novel.

Yes. I wear guy clothes half the time. DEAL WITH IT.

I'm the kid in class that always wears hoodies, even when it's super hot.

I'm the kid in class everyone calls emo, even before I started to cut.

I'm the kid in class that you think is totally happy, but am really depressed.

I'm the kid in class that hates suicide/self-harm jokes, but laughs at them anyways to fit in.

I'm the kid in class that smiles even when I'm crying.

I'm the kid in class that when I'm quiet for no reason, everyone worries about me.

I'm the kid in class that couldn't take it anymore and deleted my facebook.

I'm the kid in class that's trying so hard to fit in.

I'm the kid in class that smiles no matter what.

I'm the kid in class that yells out "That's what she said"

I'm the kid in class that is always thinking about my face or weight.

I'm the kid in class that looks out the window and wonders what people would do if I killed myself.

I'm the kid in class that doesn't belong.

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Older brother knew best by Harugura reviews
Iceland has found an interest in the new tranfer student but doesn't dare approach him. But when big brother Norway gives him a push in the right direction, can that curiosity turn into something more? HongIce, shounen-ai/yaoi, M in later chapters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,742 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong
Märchan Hong by MaoMao565 reviews
Hong Kong is disheartened and confused after he was taken away from China and forced to live in England's house. While watching England perform magic, he accidentally gets cursed instead of a certain Frenchman. However, maybe the curse isn't that bad ... it could lead to love, after all. Based off one of my favorite manga!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
High School Never Ends by ScreaminMyLove reviews
Gakuen Hetalia High. It's a well-known all-girls school...up until they decided to make it co-ed! Enter the hyper, boy-crazed Felicia Vargas and her more calm, anti-boy twin sister Lovina. Straight from Rome, these girls are in for a ride of their life! New friends, boys and drama; what else can go wrong? High school here they come! GerxFem!Italy, SpainxFem!Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,248 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
Short by Selestyna Arpa364 reviews
Kotone comes to Ouran and meets a certain Host who is just her size! HunnyxOC Rated T for sailor's mouth, some vulgarity and other shenannigans.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 117,052 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
No Such Thing As Coincidence by KuroRiya reviews
Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,427 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake by MurderousPrincess reviews
New adventure in the Land of Aaa.. Will Fionna finally meet the guy she is waiting for? ; Yes.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Fionna
How I Got Saved by Bri Nara reviews
Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Slender by Hetalia-Italy reviews
Canada makes a new friend at school, but he won't tell anyone who it is. Soon, Papa France finds out... Rated T for mild language and Shounen-ai and creepy Slendie. FACE Family (France, America, Canada, England)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - France, England/Britain
A Band of Freaks by acer370915 reviews
Lovina Vargas, a bullied junior with a secret talent for singing, finds escape in her after school band. However, the Bad Touch Trio will not leave her and her friends alone! Fem!LovinoxSpain, Fem!CanadaxPrussia, Fem!ItalyxGermany, Fem!Punk!UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,739 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Teddie Bear by Midnightstar1390 reviews
Romano has never been good with children, so it's a big surprise when Antonio convinces him to volunteer at local daycare center. Though things take a turn when Romano connects with a lonely boy named Teddie and learns how to love, laugh, and live life to the fullest. Rated T for Romano's colorful language. Bad summary is bad...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Our World by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
The dead have been brought back, but life is hardly complete. Struck with cabin fever, the group begins their final adventure. But there are things out there. Things less than man but more than machine. This world will never be the same.
9 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 44,291 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - 9, 7 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Demon's-Praise reviews
Fionna seems to be Sleeping Beauty, but crossing your fingers could be the thing to make the night unforgettable.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete