teal-slippers1990
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 12-11-11, id: 3516780, Profile Updated: 10-02-12
Author has written 3 stories for Criminal Minds.

Hmmm... A profile on me. I'm not sure what to do with this. Has anyone ever had someone else write the profile instead? Anyway, I guess I'll be general. I've been a lover of fanfiction for a long time, but I've always been the reader of other works and never the writer. Over the years I've thought to myself a few times, "I wish someone would write a story (or even just a oneshot) with this plot or that character..." Since I've never voiced those thoughts to any of my favorite authors, it's high time I stopped wishing and did something instead. This site is sadly going to have to suffer through my first ever attempt at writing my own fanfiction. I'll warn you, if you're interested in reading anything I post, I tend toward the more mature plot lines.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Out Of The Mouth by everything-is-eninalus reviews
When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,942 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A Virgin You Say? by Amy494walker reviews
Hotch really should know better, even when drunk, than to challenge Reid. HotchxReidxOFC. Warning, very smutty. Prostitution, threesome. NC-17
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Undercover Sugar by PupGeek reviews
After a series of murders of young male dancers from the same club, Reid must go undercover to help catch the unsub and Morgan decides to go undercover as a bodyguard. Eventual MorganxReid SLASH! Hopefully sooner rather than later.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
In the Aisles and Between the Pages by Writing2Death reviews
Alternate Universe. In which Reid is a used bookshop owner and not quite content. Hotch kind of knocks him right off kilter. Hotch/Reid, Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Contracted by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry Potter is the perfect Auror, Jared Sandborn is the perfect Minister, and they control the wizarding world between them. One night, Draco Malfoy finds out why, and also what it might take to change things. HPDM eventually. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,338 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Accommodations by darklydraco reviews
COMPLETE! 10 years Post-War. A wandless Draco is attacked and severely injured. He struggles to cope and recover with his dignity intact after moving in with Potter. HP/DM slash. Warnings inside. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three is Company by AhmoseInarus reviews
REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY-When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in... and it wasn't hard to do so, either. H/M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan] - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silk by Fionhen reviews
MalSimon slash. Mal finds out that Simon wears silk boxers. Cue Simon's embarrassment.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Simon, Mal - Complete
This Side of Me by cherrycola69 reviews
Saving his mortal enemy in a moment of insanity Draco is suddenly labelled a hero. Floundering in a new life and hiding from Death Eaters with Harry he finds that his allegiance isn’t the only thing that’s changed DH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I Had Your Attention All Along reviews
Derek Morgan, high school football player, made a proposition to a rather unwilling Spencer Reid, resident school genius. But then, Spencer didn't stand much of a chance, did he? Rated M for later chapters. AU. A bit of OOC for Morgan. Slash Reid/Morgan. **TEMPORARILY COMPLETE**
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,547 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Sex Hair reviews
Morgan had meant it when he'd told Reid he liked the new haircut. And then the kid went and ruined it. That needed to be fixed. *In response to Reid's hairstyle starting in episode 4x12. Rated M. One-shot. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Frequent Flyer reviews
Every month for the last fifteen years, Spencer Reid takes a flight to Las Vegas. No one waits for him there. This is the story of the family that found him on the way. AU. Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid. Rated M for later chapters. 3-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid