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Joined 12-11-11, id: 3517505, Profile Updated: 05-21-14
Author has written 4 stories for Castle.

As my pen name suggests, I am a dog show girl. Yes, yes, guilty as charged, I am a professional handler. I have been showing dogs since I was three years old, and am now 24, so I've been doing this a while.

But enough about dog shows, here's a bit about me:

As you know, I show dogs.

I was named after Joan Jett, the best rocker in the history of ever!

I do occasionally form unhealthy obsessions with TV show characters.

I am a die-hard Joan Jett fan. I think I know every song she has ever recorded (I mean, come on, I was named after her).

And last but not least; one time I got drunk with my friends in college and danced on a bar. But I'm sure I'm not the first person to do that.


I write solo for Castle, but do have a collaboration with adelaidybug on a Warehouse 13 fic.

My favorite shows:.

Bones
Castle
Raising Hope
Nikita
Numb3rs
Warehouse 13
and Heartland (a Canadian show)


Okay, I normally don't copy and paste things onto my profile, but this one is pretty funny. I have to admit that I have tried #3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 12, 13, and 14. A couple of my dog show friends helped me with them, (as the saying goes, good friends never let friends do stupid things, but great friends never let friends do stupid things...alone) so with the three of them, plus me, it was four times the entertainment.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

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Family Won't Give Up by adelaidybug reviews
*A collaborative story by dogshowgirl and me.* Claudia has been missing for over two years, but the team finally finds her. Where has she been? Will she ever be the same? Warning, this story is going to be rather dark. All the major characters will have some part in this story.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,010 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Myka B., Artie N., Claudia D., Steve J.
Unpaved by purplepagoda reviews
Alexis finds herself needing her mother. And, yet during her time of crisis she ends up in D.C., on Kate's doorstep in the middle of the night. How will Castle react to the situation? Will he forgive Kate for hiding the truth from him?
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,725 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 10/5/2013
Purak:A Less Cheesy Way of Saying You Complete Me by boothaddict77 reviews
AU.14-year-old Tempe Brennan, recently abandoned by her parents, moves into a new home with her brother and his friend. Ofcourse, the young man they will be sharing a roof with is none other than Seeley Booth. The summary isn't very convincing, but give it a try.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 163,382 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/22/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
A Guardian Angel by Xx.WildatHeart.xX reviews
Everybody has a story inside. Something buried deep within them, bursting to be set free. Mine is tainted with heartache and a yearning to understand where everything suddenly fell apart. That news tore me to pieces, and I thought I hated him, but there was something -something about his striking green eyes that made me realise it was he who had an entirely different story to tell.
Heartland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,948 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Amy F., Ty B.]
Alone by Calamity K reviews
CHAPTER 10 IS NOW UP PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! He was left by his mum and stepdad, she was made an orphan, they grew up together, getting closer by the second, and one day they will become that much closer. They will become one and maybe just maybe one day they will be re-united with the past.
Heartland - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Amy F., Ty B.
The Donovan Files by The King's Soldier reviews
A series of Claudia-centric deleted, extended, and additional scenes meant to compliment the show. One chapter for each episode. Includes all main characters in some capacity. Now complete with all episodes plus epilogue.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 120,568 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Claudia D. - Complete
I Never Told You by Alwaysgurl2013 reviews
Castle hears something in the box, but it is different since he and Kate are already married. A different type of 47 seconds
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
random happenstances by tombombadillo reviews
Six and a half years ago, Kate Beckett had a one night stand. Nine months later, she gave birth to a daughter. Five and three quarter years after that, Harriet Johanna Beckett be-friends Alexis Castle.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,732 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Sound Of Desperation by Punky Misfit reviews
After an attack ends Booth's career as a field agent, he must learn to adapt to his new role in life; an acclimation he doesn't handle all that well.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Not-So-Missed Connections by casket4mytears reviews
While returning home from a family vacation in Brazil, Booth and Brennan are stranded in an airport. As they'll soon find out, they're not the only ones trapped in the terminal. Broken bones, heavy narcotics, and unwanted faces from the past? Mother Nature has a unique sense of humor. A Bones 2013 Secret Santa gift for dharmamonkey!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,304 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Family by Bunnie24 reviews
Sequel to "Baby", after the now 15-year old Harper is kidnapped, Steve and Claudia must search for their daughter while confronting the conflicts that have arisen since Claudia has become caretaker of Warehouse 13.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Claudia D., Steve J., OC, Myka B. - Complete
Trust Me by luckothewolf reviews
Artie still doesn't entirely trust Claudia. When Artie sends Myka and Pete to Saint Louis to retrieve an artifact, he gets another ping. Meanwhile, in St. Louis, Myka and Pete are having their own issues, both personal and artifact related. Spoilers for "Claudia", but aside from that takes place whenever. Pyka. Please review. Thanks for reading! I own nothing but my plot!
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Artie N., Claudia D., Myka B., Pete L.
The Inadvertent Aquisition by adelaidybug reviews
What Claudia is experiencing isn't the stomach flu... How will she and the other agents respond? Rated T for safety.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Pete L., Artie N., Claudia D., Steve J.
Somnambulism by SparkbyIrreplaceableSpark reviews
Claudia sleepwalks. Tag to "Don't Hate the Player."
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Claudia D., Steve J.
Serendipity by SparkbyIrreplaceableSpark reviews
A furious Joshua unexpectedly shows up at the B&B holding a poster of a scantily-clad Claudia, demanding answers about her past. Claudia loses it, and reveals more than anyone would rather know.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Claudia D.
An Unexpected Little Surprise by Lur27 reviews
AU. While investigating the murder of a young woman, Castle and Beckett find themselves with and unexpected surprise in their hands. Caskett established. You can also read the sequel to this story "A little Christmas Surprise".
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,606 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Truth Is Rarely Pretty by SparkbyIrreplaceableSpark reviews
Claudia must go undercover as a stripper to retrieve an artifact. Unfortunately, she knows the way all too well. She never thought she'd be pulled into the depths of her past life again, but this artifact threatens to reveal what she'd rather keep hidden.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Claudia D., Steve J.
5,6,7,8 by arkem reviews
"Are you seriously asking for my number, Castle!" A playful look at Castle's misadventures as he tries to work out Beckett's magic number, all before 'I do'. Rated T for safety due to chap.4 content
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,338 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The End Is Where We Begin by pynki616 reviews
Kate and Rick realize some things and decide they really need to talk.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Doomsday by chezchuckles reviews
It's the end of the world as we know it. COMPLETE.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
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Help Me reviews
Castle's mother is going crazy and he doesn't know what to do. He calls Kate, when she shows up she had no idea what to expect. Now, as Martha overcomes liver failure and surgery, Rick and Kate grow closer than ever. As the wedding date creeps up on them, will Rick get cold feet? Will Kate? How will Alexis handle having Kate as a mom? How will Kate handle having a daughter?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rick C., Kate B., Alexis C., Martha R.
The Morning After reviews
Short story as a morning after for Always.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Everytime I Cry reviews
Set near Rise. Kate and Josh broke up, and Josh wants Kate back. What will happen? It is based on the Terri Clark song Everytime I cry, so if you're going to read this, you might think about searching the song.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Kate B., Josh D. - Complete
Don't reviews
Just going off of the Castle FanFic contest topic "Castle & Beckett stuck in an empty room, with a radio, a cat, a sharpie, and a single cup of coffee." Just a one shot. Maybe a multi-chapter fic if you guys like it.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.