Author has written 4 stories for Castle.
As my pen name suggests, I am a dog show girl. Yes, yes, guilty as charged, I am a professional handler. I have been showing dogs since I was three years old, and am now 24, so I've been doing this a while.
But enough about dog shows, here's a bit about me:
As you know, I show dogs.
I was named after Joan Jett, the best rocker in the history of ever!
I do occasionally form unhealthy obsessions with TV show characters.
I am a die-hard Joan Jett fan. I think I know every song she has ever recorded (I mean, come on, I was named after her).
And last but not least; one time I got drunk with my friends in college and danced on a bar. But I'm sure I'm not the first person to do that.
I write solo for Castle, but do have a collaboration with adelaidybug on a Warehouse 13 fic.
My favorite shows:.
Okay, I normally don't copy and paste things onto my profile, but this one is pretty funny. I have to admit that I have tried #3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 12, 13, and 14. A couple of my dog show friends helped me with them, (as the saying goes, good friends never let friends do stupid things, but great friends never let friends do stupid things...alone) so with the three of them, plus me, it was four times the entertainment.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'