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Author has written 2 stories for Battlefield, and Independence Day.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

REAL SMART FRIENDS: Will get you out and say "i bet that was fun" with no sarcasm in their voice and ask why you didn't invite them

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't assist you in anything.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help you cause terror and chaos in the world.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't help you in a fight.

REAL FRIENDS: Will bash their heads heads in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are friends.

REAL FRIENDS: Are brothers.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana,ShadowWolf 2.X,Ghost Rider Fan123, Darkvizardking69, Garuda 1 Talisman, kooncds

Favorite Quotes: "Thats What She Said"- The Office

"Or what you'll hold me in contempt of court. Your already planning on giving me the chair you honestly believe that i give a shit about you not liking me fuck off"- Johnny Gat, Saints Row 2

"Yo Buddy, still alive."- Solo Wing Pixy, Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War

"Check your targets watch the crossfire. They're in standard formation, little bastards up front big ones in back good luck Cairo."- Malta crewman, Halo 2

"Whoa i should make a postcard, Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space wish you were here."- ODST, Halo 2 Delta Halo

"Dear humanity we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definately regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet."- SgtMaj. Johnson Outskirts Halo 2

"You can either sit there and whine about it or you can grow a pair and do something about it." Garuda 1 Talisman

"QUIT BEING A WUSSY!!!!" -Christopher Titus

"Big Whoop, Want to fight about it?" Paddy Family Guy

"Hello! You play to win the game. You don't play to just play it." Coach Herman Edwards.

"P.S. Invasion cancelled Sir." Sweetwater, Battlefield Bad Company 2

"You and what army!" Haggard, Battlefield Bad Company

"In the words of my generation, up YOURS!!! HELLO BOYS!! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCK!!!!!!"Russell Casse, Independence Day.

(Prophet of Truth) I am the voice of the covenant!!! (Arbiter) Then you must be silenced!!!!!! Halo 3

THE AIR FORCE CODE OF CONDUCT:

You say M249, I YELL TOMCAT!!!!!

You say AK-47, I HOLLER FLANKER!!!!!

You say FN FAL, I SCREAM TYPHOON!!!!!

You say ALM, I SHRIEK RAFALE!!!!!

You say M16, I CRY EAGLE!!!!!

You say Javelin, I SHOUT SUPER HORNET!!!!!

You say Beretta, I HOWL THUNDERBOLT II!!!!!

You say QBZ-95, I WAIL VIGOROUS DRAGON!!!!!

You say M4, I SCREECH RAPTOR!!!!!!

85% of the male population has a fascination with guns. IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 10% THAT BELIEVE IN AIR SUPERIORITY, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING?

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

"Therapist" = The/rapist... scary thought

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Shit happens, find a toilet

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.

Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.

When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.

BEWARE THE NYAN CAT >:3

If people often question often question your sanity, post this to your profile and add your name ; Alphawolf001, Garuda 1 Talisman, kooncds

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A Scouting Mission by usuratonkachi-ttebayo reviews
The war is over and Team Seven is sent on a mission to help reconnect the bonds between themselves that have suffered after years of abuse. The mission doesn't go as planned, though, and the they find themselves in an interesting situation. SasuSaku. Platonic NaruSasu (If that's a thing)?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,935 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 305,978 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Day His Heart Stopped by Kia-B reviews
It was the touch of his skin that burned her and needless to say - it was his eyes that made her want to do it all over again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,062 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Shinobis Must Rest by CharlieSlayer reviews
After a mission leaves Sakura injured she is forced, much to her chagrin, to take time off from missions and working shifts at the hospital to recover. Even if the kunoichi's body needs to recover, her fiery will is just as strong and prominent as ever! How will Tsunade persuade her stubborn apprentice to rest? Let's just say that the Hokage always has a trick or two up her sleeve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love of a Spartan: After the War by AshleyBudrick reviews
The war is over. John-117 can finally try to live a normal life, albeit being haunted by memories. However, a static message intercepted from an outer system calls for his return. The universe isn't ready to say good bye to Master Chief - not just yet.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 336,369 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Altered by i-hime reviews
He knew something was wrong the moment the ANBU mask slid off to reveal the expressionless green eyes of Haruno Sakura. He heard himself say her name and watched as her eyes narrowed. "How do you know my name?" she asked, her voice tinged with slight panic. His eyes widened slightly. Did Haruno Sakura really forget Uchiha Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,193 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 400,509 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Things as They Are by Solara Myles reviews
Sasuke wakes up in a world that's just like his, only he's found himself in a role that's better suited for a certain loud mouthed orange clad idiot. It's with some measure of shock that he realises their roles have been switched . . . in more ways than what he likes. As things progress he realises that this world is nothing like his own. AU. Gen. Time travel. Adopted: alolha123
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,759 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N.
New Beginnings by CelestialFan2010 reviews
The war is over. The Humans and Sangheili begin to slowly recover and rebuild. But old habits die hard. Tensions still linger in the air between the two species. Yet hope still remains. Would a blossoming relationship between a former disgraced Sangheili and a mysterious human that catches his eye bring new understanding or old hatred?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 109,364 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/5/2010 - [Arbiter, OC]
Truth or Dare by K-chu reviews
Who would've thought that a simple sentence could send the stoic, sole surviving Uchiha reeling. "Sasuke-kun! The truth is… I-I… you see, I… I touch myself thinking of you!" Life between Sasuke and Sakura would never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,795 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Order to Heal by MizukiYukiko reviews
The day Uchiha Sasuke returned to Konoha, Naruto's broad arm slung around his shoulders with a glowing smile plastered on his face, was supposed to be the best day of her life. Instead, she crouched on top of a roof that overlooked the gates with a look of contempt hidden under her ceramic ANBU mask. SasukexSakura. Post Shinobi World War. 50 shinobi theme #6. Bandage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,671 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
High Calling by Red Crown reviews
An American strike on Iranian nuclear facilities looks to make the world a safer place. However, they stumble on something that is much larger than they could have expected: an ancient prophecy that threatens to plunge the whole world into war. Realistic
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 151,406 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Lean, Green, And Very, Very Mean by ToTheMoonAlice reviews
A female version of the Rookie ends up with Shepard and her crew on their hunt for Saren. Story of how the Rookie effects and deals with her new life, and how the people around her change because of her.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Rookie, Shepard (F)
Ace Combat: The Black Ivory Tower by JohnnyFrost reviews
Blaze and Nagase are reluctantly drawn back into war after a sudden tragedy and join a reborn Wardog Squadron. Wardog and all of Osea are soon thrust into in a brutal war with a ruthless, avaricious Versua...armed with a weapon of unimaginable power.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 264,351 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
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Counter Strike
Four pilots, all of the survivors of the bloodiest war in human history. Come, and listen to there stories.
Independence Day - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012
Welcome to Bad Company reviews
This story continues the Story of Bad Company and there war with Russia and the Legionnaire. Slightly AU. Some OC's but not many. Please R&R.CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF READERS. MESSAGE ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ MORE.
Battlefield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete